Weirdest Chair in the World [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

I don"t know what this thing is, I don"t want to know what this thing is. I think this is NSFW so just letting you know.
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Female 34
Are those... handcuffs hanging on the sides?
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Female 94
anyone else think those look like tongues? lol
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Female 11
is that sweeney`s chair?
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Female 110
There was something similar in the movie `Burn After Reading`
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Female 408
"que locura y a la vez interesante."


I find it insane yes but not at all interesting

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Female 262
That`s in Paris! Our hotel was opposite that shop/museum....in the red-light district, near the Moulin Rouge.....I was 8..
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Female 149
Lol oh great a chair that slaps you in the vag. Let me save up my money for that one.
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Male 31
It`s an automatic design of the chair in Casino Royal. oooo
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Male 369
hmm
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Male 2,788
"que locura y a la vez interesante."


Hablas ingles por favor.

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Male 41
que locura y a la vez interesante.
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Female 4
I WANT it!! How much?
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Male 480
I`m scared... DX
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Female 58
whoa
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Male 108
It`s for ladies. The paddles brush against the clitoris. Saw a similar one being used in the movie Caligula.
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Male 1,484
painful......
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Female 5
i`ve been there. i`ve seen that chair.
it`s in some erotic museum in paris.

scared the hell out of me.

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Male 2,553
>Chad and Musuko
Thank god. Yes. Ladies, I`m sorry, but I`d rather think that than that that chair is intended for guys... I dunno, but for guys, it looks a lot more painful.

Btw, sorry about the next to last sentence, but I trust you get what I mean.

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Male 2,850
PS: The hole is for the paddles to pass down through. It`s not far back enough for anything anal.
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Male 2,850
Chad, you`re almost right. Look at the way the "tongues" are bent; they spin the other way, clockwise from the perspective of this picture (top moving away from the camera).

Look at the restraints. Those are another clue.

This is a pussy-whipping machine. Those paddles will spin fast. Thwack thwack thwack.

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Female 1,441
It can`t be meant for anything sexual. Theres no way.
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Male 13
i bet theres a dildo hidden in there somweres. You know besides the tongue foot
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Male 135
In the tiger community:
John the Tiger: So what`s Bob up to these days?
Jim the Tiger: *Breaks down crying*
Gladys the Tiger: *Gives him a hug* John, he just got over his death! Can you be a little more consideate?
John the Tiger: I`m sorry...I didn`t...
Jim the Tiger: My only son! Why my only son!?
*Comical WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAAAAA sound*
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Male 37
divine_wind - Burn After Reading? George Cloony built one in his basement :P
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Female 3,727
Wednesday, July 29, 2009 6:43:36 PM
> ShakeNBake
> its pretty obvious to me girl sit the chair licks and the hole is for the orgasm

Silly Shakey, women don`t have orgasms!
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009 6:56:29 PM
Lionhart2
Of course we do. Just not generally when men are involved.
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LOLOLOLOL...

the reason why the chair was invented...it doesn`t get lockjaw ;-()

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Female 3,727
Wednesday, July 29, 2009 12:05:03 PM
That looks totally uncomfortable
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Said by a man...

Was this taken in the sex museum in Amsterdam?

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Female 572
no way...
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Male 311
i saw this in a movie once. =]
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Male 367
Cool, a tongue turn-style.
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Male 2,582
It looks very soiled on the rear of the seat... And hard to clean.
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Female 901
I...I...I.....
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Female 2,289
Well it looks dirty, so it must be dirty.
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Male 132
ok, this is for girls to sit in, if that helps any of you. hint:(it rotates so that the tongues come up from below the seat)

if you still cant don`t get it its a seat that licks your woman business.

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Female 1,269
what the heck is that reflestion to the left?

*missing the point* but i dont care...

Budha?

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Female 414
haha i want that
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Male 212
>Katybaby223
>Ok..... i get it. But what the hell is the hole in the seat for??? Extra attachments...????? Do you think they cost extra, or are included?

You sound like a potential buyer

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Female 165
but how do you turn it on?
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Female 5,222
:P lol
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Male 4,393
no comment
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Female 207
Ace2309 - Don`t you mean up?

Jesus. Way to back up Katybaby`s comment. -snerks-

But yeah, he`s right. Looks like the hole is for a dildo or something, it`d be pumped up and down with the rotation of the... tongue... wheel.... thing.

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Male 397
katybaby, you just burned the majority of men in the entire world, including me.
and i salute you for it.
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Male 1,815
licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick
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Female 19
Lionhart2
Of course we do. Just not generally when men are involved.
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Male 98
I clicked thinking:

"how could a chair be NSFW?... Ohhhhh.....

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Female 19
Loxen
Cannot believe i missed that one! Good call!
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Male 8,302
> ShakeNBake
> its pretty obvious to me girl sit the chair licks and the hole is for the orgasm

Silly Shakey, women don`t have orgasms!

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Male 265
its pretty obvious to me girl sit the chair licks and the hole is for the orgasm
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Female 1,386
I imagine that the fur is impractical, considering the intended use of the chair.
Something more... waterproof would have been better. :/
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Male 330
There PENI, girls sit in the chair and get those shoved down their holes!
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Female 180
Its a chair in the Red Light district of Paris. Outside the shop is a massive Buddha.
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Female 19
Ok..... i get it. But what the hell is the hole in the seat for??? Extra attachments...????? Do you think they cost extra, or are included?
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Female 66
oh i was thinking it rotates the other waayyy....
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Male 15
that reflection in the mirror is freaking me out
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Female 4,197
are you supposed to... does it...wouldnt it... *shudders*
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Male 2,549
Wow...wonder where I can get my own Japanese pleasure chair with built-in restraints. That thing looks like the essence upon which some of my most secret fantasies revolve.
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Male 11,740
woooooow. It must be from Japan. I see what it does too.......yikes.
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Female 307
Line forms behind me.
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Male 288
Ooooooo... now I see... what.. it does... ok then
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Male 124
ooh..it rotates so...uhm
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Male 394
Bow-Chicka Bow-Wow
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Male 8,302
I *hope* this thing is designed to be sat on backwards...
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Male 1,704
lol at the buddha in the reflection..

luv that word
buddha

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Male 1,403
no comment
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Female 57
wow, it is so not a `spanking chair` guys.
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Female 30
actually... i suppose it would work for men as well...
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Female 30
actually... I do believe it`s a chair for women... based on the hand and leg cuffs your legs would be spread to the sides and considering the `paddles` shapped like tongues... i bet the rotate upward through the hole and... yea...
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Female 609
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
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Male 516
the hole is so the paddles can move... the bar in the front rotates and the paddles move through the hole and spank you (from what i can tell)
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Female 1,260
It has handcuffs...hmmm. I think spanking is not the only use - there is a hole in the middle of the seat. `splain that!
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Male 1,590
"what is that in the window reflection? A giant gorilla statue? And why is it outside this place?"

Looks like a Buddah statue to me.

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Male 84
It`s a spanking chair. Don`t ask how I know. The paddles are made of rubber and rotate, spanking the person sitting. Again, don`t ask.
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Female 221
at least it looks comfortable, except for the giant tongue.
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Male 658
Looks like it could give you hemorrhoids.
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Male 1,347
i see...those tongues must do a lot of licking
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Female 428
What worries me as much as the chair is...what is that in the window reflection? A giant gorilla statue? And why is it outside this place?
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Male 1,140
what is going on in here and why aren`t i invited?
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Male 1,086
*shakes head in disapprovement*
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Female 1,436
That`s . . . a little too much. :/
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Female 67
lmfao!
that is funny but crazy hahaha. xD
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Male 169
Don`t knock it till ya try it! No I`m just kidding that looks like something out of some torture dungeon during the crusades with a hint of tiger print fur
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Female 312
I`m scared..
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Male 1,381
wtf.
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Female 2,672
thts naasty
gettin licked out by a chair in a shop window....craaazy people out there
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Male 4,867
i bet its in amsterdam
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Female 1,401
that doesn`t look so pleasant as painful....
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Male 1,064
lol, that`s...a tounge? hawt
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Male 15,510
Oooh a sex Museum in Paris! Thanks speakle
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Male 15,510
I wonder what kind of place exhibits that on their front window
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Male 1
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Male 12
it looks like a whiper made of tongues. a chair made to lick your a ss
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Male 382
Closet perverts of the world...keeping things interesting since the Marque De Sade.
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Male 784
NSFW - nope, agree - wouldn`t use it at work.
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Male 1,765
If you sit it gives you a rectal exam. Checking your prostate has never been easier!
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Male 164
"torture device meets sex toy...ugh I would not want to sit in that"

I`d say toilet meets sex toy...I WOULD want to sit on that.

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Female 931
this looks like something out of one of the Saw movies.
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Male 1,918
FINALLY IT HAS BEEN MADE!
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Male 5,190
So many questions.
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Female 7
torture device meets sex toy...ugh I would not want to sit in that
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Female 397
DANG!
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Male 10,845
That looks totally uncomfortable
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Male 76
Mmm, poop smears
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Male 923
Itsalwysunny That`s the most awsome way to describe that chair :P
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Male 928
I better put one of these on the gift list for the old lady....
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Female 1
omg this is in a window in the red light district of Paris i`ve got a photo of my sister standing next to it looking mighty scared
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Female 857
What in the hell.
That`s creepy.
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Male 1,375
VVV you`d be guessing wrong ;-)
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Female 291
ummm...im guessing this was meant for a man to sit upon??
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Male 795
I can just imagine all the `trace evidence` that a CSI team would get off that thing......
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Male 1,375
>hylian4hire

political pun............yayyyyyyy :-|

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Female 299
I`m guessing this was taken in Amsterdam!
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Female 328
Faux fur? Check. Motor? Check. Shackles? Check. Conveniently placed tongue-shaped apparatus? Double-check.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the crown jewel of Rush Limbaugh`s private collection.

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Male 4,807
Is that a tongue??
Is that a mirror in front??
Is that wrist shackles??
Is that an alien ghost on the left??
Is that...... never mind.
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Male 1,375
pink things = toungues and they spin essentially "licking" the cooch although for a women I suspect it would be the equivalent of being slapped in the c*nt repeatedly
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Male 619
oh dear god
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Male 19,854
Link: Weirdest Chair in the World [Pic] [Rate Link] - I don`t know what this thing is, I don`t want to know what this thing is. I think this is NSFW so just letting you know.
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