Vocal Kitteh

Submitted by: opiebreath 7 years ago in Weird

What do YOU think he"s saying?
There are 64 comments:
Female 381
Pumpkin didn`t do anything to Cosmo, Cosmo just wants some Ramen.
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Male 485
i can has cheese burger?
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Male 1,086
People who treat their pets as children : /
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Female 149
pmarren = dick warmer.
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Female 517
O_o
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Male 242
You are a really sad sad person pmarren, I feel for you.
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Female 751
lmao @ tika!!!!!!!!
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Male 4,594
I think he`s saying that he want`s me to club him with a hammer and then use his lifeless carcass as a dick warmer... At least that`s what it sounds like to me.

Cats = Suck

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Female 572
he he he he he he he he he he he!!!!!!
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Female 40
my kitty went o_O then darted out of the room too vorpalsword...
hehe.
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Female 4,028
The picture before you even hit play was kind of freaky looking.
My god, it`s vocal, for sure.

I remember when it used to sound like our cat was saying "Noooooo!" when we would bathe it.

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Female 324
""is..is this thing on, HELLO HUM-*cat imitations* DON"T INTERRUPT MEEEEE!! okay?!"[Cosmo! what`s wrong baby?]"SHUTUP WOMAN AND HOLD THE CAMERAAAGH!!!"{what`d she do?! what?]" what are you TALKING ABOUUUuut?!"{did pumpkin do somethin to you?!] " nnnnnnooo?!" {what? tell me Cosmo!...what`d she do?]"i just TOLD YOU HE DIDN`T DO ANYTHINNNG!i`m trying to make this kitty domination video and your RUUUIIINING IIIIiiit!"[what;d she do Cosmo???!?] "uuuugh zomfg shuuuutUPP!" {what?] "i`m SO getting tired of this! [what Cosmo?!] "omfg just turn it off." "

Okay, this is the best part. Cracked me up!

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Male 1,452
my cat looked at my PC in horror when she watched this, then she ran out of the room
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Male 1,452
lol nate
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Male 2,172
He`s obviously telling her "FEEEED MEEEEEEEEEH!!! I Haven`t eaten in day dammit."
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Female 21
it sounds like "WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOUUUUUUWWWWWWAAAAAAOOOOOUUUUUU" to me
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Female 36
I`m more annoyed by the woman than the cat..
That baby talk just drives me nuts..
SHUDDAPP!
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Male 135
"is..is this thing on, HELLO HUM-*cat imitations* DON"T INTERRUPT MEEEEE!! okay?!"[Cosmo! what`s wrong baby?]"SHUTUP WOMAN AND HOLD THE CAMERAAAGH!!!"{what`d she do?! what?]" what are you TALKING ABOUUUuut?!"{did pumpkin do somethin to you?!] " nnnnnnooo?!" {what? tell me Cosmo!...what`d she do?]"i just TOLD YOU HE DIDN`T DO ANYTHINNNG!i`m trying to make this kitty domination video and your RUUUIIINING IIIIiiit!"[what;d she do Cosmo???!?] "uuuugh zomfg shuuuutUPP!" {what?] "i`m SO getting tired of this! [what Cosmo?!] "omfg just turn it off."
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Female 35
My cats` eye started twitching when I played this haha
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Female 257
That was irritating as hell.
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Male 12,138
Maddog, I beat you to the punch. See 20 comments ago.
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Male 171
The cat is saying "get a life you drating idiot"
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Male 3,369
I think he`s saying: "I warn you, I will end you and I`ll make it look like a bloody accident" .

Yeah...I`ve owned cats and I`ve seen "that movie". you`ve been warned!

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Male 174
why????????
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Male 368
"Pretty obvious, he wants to know how the fat guy in LOST is still fat??"

True...true

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Male 1,381
awww, i feel like that too.
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Male 1,918
Obviously saying "We are invading you!" It`s a warning people you all heard it!!!
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Male 82
I think it`s singing the macarina song...

either that...or its because my sis is playing it SOO LOUD downstairs.

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Male 13,624
Pretty obvious, he wants to know how the fat guy in LOST is still fat??
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Female 295
aww man, kitty! life`s not that bad...
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Male 1,686
whatever he`s saying, my cat got up and left the room when this played...sooo
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Male 15,510
He is crying for HELP! this reminds me of one of those hostages videos
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Male 13
THIS CAMERA IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!!
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Male 112
Dog is now confused and edgy as all hell. Obviously the cat was saying how it is going to kill the lady slowly and painfully.
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Male 3,819
lmao @ Davy
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Male 2,788
Meow?
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Female 230
All the other kitties think he`s fat.
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Female 365
Davymid! That IS what he`s saying.
Not only that but you missed the part at the beginning where he screams LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! But other than that you got the translation perfect.
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Male 213
My cat freaked the hell out.
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Female 3,727
I don`t know what he`s saying on YOUR computer but he`s saying "meow" on mine.
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Female 131
My old cat would say mama if he wanted to be held. my current kitty makes noises when he sees a bird or a lizard he cant get to, like hes talking to it.
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Male 12,138
He`s saying, "pmarren, someday, I swear, I will f*cking end you."
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Male 639
Isn`t it obvious?
Cosmo is saying:
"Put the f***ing camera down!
Johnny fell in the well AGAIN!
He`s been down there all day...
Why are you NOT MOVING!?..
You know what, F-U and F Timmy.
Ma name`s Cosmo bitch!"

Clearly this is what Cosmo is saying.

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Female 82
That cat was really sweet. My dog didn`t seem too impressed though...
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Male 287
cat = "STOP filming me, I dont want to end up on icanhascheezburger . c o m"
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Male 276
it looks like those taliban videos were they have the hostage read off the demands in english
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Female 74
My cat makes that noise right before she pukes.
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Female 683
wow, that is adorable..
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Male 10
I think it was saying "get that camera out of my face, dammit!"
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Female 394
"I`ll kill you, I`ll kill you" kitteh quote
lol Meanwhile my dog is growling at the computer >.<
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Female 34
dawww kitteh!
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Female 1,095
If it weren`t for the annoying person talking behind the camera, I`d say it was making a very serious terror threat to the world.
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Male 76
my dog is staring at my laptop now and freaking out
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Female 855
My cat went all dazed out looking while this was on.
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Male 5,190
He is saying "Meow". :P
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Female 4,376
OMG..cats face is just to freaking cute. It has this "O_O WTFBITCH" face. haha
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Female 1,004
Haha... my cat`s sitting here listening with a "WTF?" look.

I lol`d mainly because it looks cross-eyed while doing that...

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Female 244
"Do you know what they do to me when you`re not here!?"
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Male 17,512
Interpretation: "Put the dang camera down and pet me you idiot."
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Male 456
he`s saying `wtf are you talking like that damnit?`
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Male 553
oooorrrraaaaarrrrrrroooooo
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Male 80
my cat does the same thing at like 3 in the morning, and sounds like she is saying `heeello`

creepy as drat

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Male 54
"uhauhhaaa"
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Female 15,763
Link: Vocal Kitteh [Rate Link] - What do YOU think he`s saying?
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