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Category: Weird
Date: 07/11/09 12:01 PM

64 Responses to Vocal Kitteh

  1. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Link: Vocal Kitteh - What do YOU think he`s saying?
  2. Profile photo of Omega3_DHA
    Omega3_DHA Male 13-17
    54 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    "uhauhhaaa"
  3. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    my cat does the same thing at like 3 in the morning, and sounds like she is saying `heeello`

    creepy as drat

  4. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    553 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    oooorrrraaaaarrrrrrroooooo
  5. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    he`s saying `wtf are you talking like that damnit?`
  6. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Interpretation: "Put the dang camera down and pet me you idiot."
  7. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    "Do you know what they do to me when you`re not here!?"
  8. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Haha... my cat`s sitting here listening with a "WTF?" look.

    I lol`d mainly because it looks cross-eyed while doing that...

  9. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    OMG..cats face is just to freaking cute. It has this "O_O WTFBITCH" face. haha
  10. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    My cat went all dazed out looking while this was on.
  11. Profile photo of averybigman
    averybigman Male 18-29
    76 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    my dog is staring at my laptop now and freaking out
  12. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    If it weren`t for the annoying person talking behind the camera, I`d say it was making a very serious terror threat to the world.
  13. Profile photo of rainbowsquid
    rainbowsquid Female 18-29
    34 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    dawww kitteh!
  14. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    "I`ll kill you, I`ll kill you" kitteh quote
    lol Meanwhile my dog is growling at the computer >.<
  15. Profile photo of Voide_M
    Voide_M Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    I think it was saying "get that camera out of my face, dammit!"
  16. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    wow, that is adorable..
  17. Profile photo of PeachyxKeen
    PeachyxKeen Female 18-29
    74 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    My cat makes that noise right before she pukes.
  18. Profile photo of ammit13fma
    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    it looks like those taliban videos were they have the hostage read off the demands in english
  19. Profile photo of stifler
    stifler Male 30-39
    165 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    cat = "STOP filming me, I dont want to end up on icanhascheezburger . c o m"
  20. Profile photo of unseen
    unseen Female 18-29
    82 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    That cat was really sweet. My dog didn`t seem too impressed though...
  21. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Isn`t it obvious?
    Cosmo is saying:
    "Put the f***ing camera down!
    Johnny fell in the well AGAIN!
    He`s been down there all day...
    Why are you NOT MOVING!?..
    You know what, F-U and F Timmy.
    Ma name`s Cosmo bitch!"

    Clearly this is what Cosmo is saying.

  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    He`s saying, "pmarren, someday, I swear, I will f*cking end you."
  23. Profile photo of clemsonrox
    clemsonrox Female 13-17
    131 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    My old cat would say mama if he wanted to be held. my current kitty makes noises when he sees a bird or a lizard he cant get to, like hes talking to it.
  24. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    I don`t know what he`s saying on YOUR computer but he`s saying "meow" on mine.
  25. Profile photo of Rizel
    Rizel Male 18-29
    213 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    My cat freaked the hell out.
  26. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    Davymid! That IS what he`s saying.
    Not only that but you missed the part at the beginning where he screams LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! But other than that you got the translation perfect.
  27. Profile photo of PontaFanta
    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    All the other kitties think he`s fat.
  28. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Meow?
  29. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    lmao @ Davy
  30. Profile photo of Steyene
    Steyene Male 18-29
    112 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Dog is now confused and edgy as all hell. Obviously the cat was saying how it is going to kill the lady slowly and painfully.
  31. Profile photo of steller2012
    steller2012 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    THIS CAMERA IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!!
  32. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    He is crying for HELP! this reminds me of one of those hostages videos
  33. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    whatever he`s saying, my cat got up and left the room when this played...sooo
  34. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    aww man, kitty! life`s not that bad...
  35. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Pretty obvious, he wants to know how the fat guy in LOST is still fat??
  36. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
    82 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    I think it`s singing the macarina song...

    either that...or its because my sis is playing it SOO LOUD downstairs.

  37. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    Obviously saying "We are invading you!" It`s a warning people you all heard it!!!
  38. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    awww, i feel like that too.
  39. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    "Pretty obvious, he wants to know how the fat guy in LOST is still fat??"

    True...true

  40. Profile photo of goldspot7
    goldspot7 Male 13-17
    174 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    why????????
  41. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    I think he`s saying: "I warn you, I will end you and I`ll make it look like a bloody accident" .

    Yeah...I`ve owned cats and I`ve seen "that movie". you`ve been warned!

  42. Profile photo of kevinmiller0
    kevinmiller0 Male 18-29
    171 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    The cat is saying "get a life you drating idiot"
  43. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    Maddog, I beat you to the punch. See 20 comments ago.
  44. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    That was irritating as hell.
  45. Profile photo of Moonfire14
    Moonfire14 Female 13-17
    35 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    My cats` eye started twitching when I played this haha
  46. Profile photo of xXxNatexXx
    xXxNatexXx Male 13-17
    135 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    "is..is this thing on, HELLO HUM-*cat imitations* DON"T INTERRUPT MEEEEE!! okay?!""SHUTUP WOMAN AND HOLD THE CAMERAAAGH!!!"{what`d she do?! what?]" what are you TALKING ABOUUUuut?!"{did pumpkin do somethin to you?!] " nnnnnnooo?!" {what? tell me Cosmo!...what`d she do?]"i just TOLD YOU HE DIDN`T DO ANYTHINNNG!i`m trying to make this kitty domination video and your RUUUIIINING IIIIiiit!" "uuuugh zomfg shuuuutUPP!" {what?] "i`m SO getting tired of this! "omfg just turn it off."
  47. Profile photo of anniboo
    anniboo Female 18-29
    36 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    I`m more annoyed by the woman than the cat..
    That baby talk just drives me nuts..
    SHUDDAPP!
  48. Profile photo of butifulangel
    butifulangel Female 13-17
    21 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 12:47 am
    it sounds like "WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOUUUUUUWWWWWWAAAAAAOOOOOUUUUUU" to me
  49. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 1:42 am
    He`s obviously telling her "FEEEED MEEEEEEEEEH!!! I Haven`t eaten in day dammit."
  50. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 1:48 am
    lol nate
  51. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 1:58 am
    my cat looked at my PC in horror when she watched this, then she ran out of the room
  52. Profile photo of tika12001
    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 2:05 am
    ""is..is this thing on, HELLO HUM-*cat imitations* DON"T INTERRUPT MEEEEE!! okay?!""SHUTUP WOMAN AND HOLD THE CAMERAAAGH!!!"{what`d she do?! what?]" what are you TALKING ABOUUUuut?!"{did pumpkin do somethin to you?!] " nnnnnnooo?!" {what? tell me Cosmo!...what`d she do?]"i just TOLD YOU HE DIDN`T DO ANYTHINNNG!i`m trying to make this kitty domination video and your RUUUIIINING IIIIiiit!" "uuuugh zomfg shuuuutUPP!" {what?] "i`m SO getting tired of this! "omfg just turn it off." "

    Okay, this is the best part. Cracked me up!

  53. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 2:28 am
    The picture before you even hit play was kind of freaky looking.
    My god, it`s vocal, for sure.

    I remember when it used to sound like our cat was saying "Noooooo!" when we would bathe it.

  54. Profile photo of chuffcheese
    chuffcheese Female 18-29
    40 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    my kitty went o_O then darted out of the room too vorpalsword...
    hehe.
  55. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    he he he he he he he he he he he!!!!!!
  56. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 6:44 am
    I think he`s saying that he want`s me to club him with a hammer and then use his lifeless carcass as a dick warmer... At least that`s what it sounds like to me.

    Cats = Suck

  57. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    lmao @ tika!!!!!!!!
  58. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    You are a really sad sad person pmarren, I feel for you.
  59. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 2:26 am
    O_o
  60. Profile photo of mwest1112
    mwest1112 Female 18-29
    149 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:11 am
    pmarren = dick warmer.
  61. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    People who treat their pets as children : /
  62. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    December 13, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    i can has cheese burger?
  63. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    February 8, 2010 at 2:43 am
    Pumpkin didn`t do anything to Cosmo, Cosmo just wants some Ramen.

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