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Date: 07/02/09 06:01 PM

132 Responses to Toilet Paper Foam Moistener [Another Real Product]

  1. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Link: Toilet Paper Foam Moistener - The best part is how `excited` this guy says he is about sharing his knowledge of this product with us. Really, dude?
  2. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    hey...HEY!! That`s no Billy Mays...I`M NOT BUYING!
  3. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    ten wipes per day? here in Canada, we don`t go poop ten times per day :\
  4. Profile photo of skywisejf
    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Whats with that little girl running about every where. And everyone using the same "ahh" bottle whyle there pooping sounds like an american idea.
  5. Profile photo of thummy11
    thummy11 Male 30-39
    24 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    Save us from the blue poop!
  6. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    I just spit on mine! It`s cheaper!

    Yeah dont judge me...you know you do it too!

  7. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    the example totally applies
  8. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    he can`t hold 7 boxes of wipe, must have serious hand eye co-ordination issues
  9. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    i love 1:15 to 1:20
  10. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Monobrow, do you guys at Canada clean your asses with just 1 wipe?
  11. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Toilet paper moisturizer? So it just gets the toilet paper moist? Like water does? Just reach over to the sink if you wanna go thru all the hassle. jeez first they put water in bottles and charged more than oil for it. Now they put in a dispenser and sold it for use on your a$$. I`m willing to bet the French are behind this charge people for water scheme once again.
  12. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    This seems kinda ridiculous right now, But all it will take is some famous celebrity to say they use it and it`ll all the rage after that.
  13. Profile photo of Moneo
    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    I never EVER needed to `moisten` toilet paper in my ENTIRE life!
  14. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    I use rubbing alcohol, the burning lets you know it`s working! Cleanest ass around!
  15. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    From what i saw at 1:15, it not only cleans your blue-sh*t covered ass, it actually your balance. Plus, I bet you`ll say AAAAH! every time.
  16. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    sry addition, improves your balance.
  17. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    I can properly close the baby wipes container. So screw this guy and his ass.
  18. Profile photo of trilliongram
    trilliongram Female 18-29
    135 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    The_Maddog
    "I just spit on mine! It`s cheaper!

    Yeah dont judge me...you know you do it too!"

    WTF?!

    Okay, yeah, I do it too.

  19. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Aaah!
  20. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    1 month supply
    !? do they think people only crap once a day using only 1 sheet of toilet paper?
  21. Profile photo of Insaniac
    Insaniac Male 13-17
    7 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    lol at 1:15, he doesnt drop them, he throws them up into the air, it sorta looks like hes trying to juggle them
  22. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    "It`ll be love at first wipe."

    I`m just going to go puke now kthx.

  23. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    `Love at first wipe..` ...yes, indeed...
  24. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    ok im sorry but it just sound gross to me pree soaked tp... its like recycled feeling eik
  25. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    LOL. the part where he drops that made me literally lol xD so effing cheesy
  26. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    Sniff...sniff...Billy Mays could have sold me wet tp...snifff
  27. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    applications= ass wipes.
  28. Profile photo of urstupid
    urstupid Male 13-17
    47 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    hahathat woulld be so awkward itd be all wet and weird and i love how the founder is like 70
  29. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    I`m pretty sure if Billy Mays was screaming at me to buy this, I would. :(
  30. Profile photo of Ninjakunai2
    Ninjakunai2 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    Yeah, if Billy Mays did it, I would totally buy it! And he would have made it more exciting. He wouldn`t just say it, he would show it... R.I.P Billy Mays
  31. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Why would you want wet butt cheeks? It`s so uncomfortable to walk around in when your butt is wet.
  32. Profile photo of TheFriedCoke
    TheFriedCoke Male 13-17
    111 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Who names their product Aaah?
  33. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    lol @ 1:17 - lousy pitchmen trying to hawk their crap by demonstrating contrived ineptitude.
  34. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Why was that little girl running away from him out of the bathroom?

    Do we have a legacy to Jacko?

  35. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    "Yeah, if Billy Mays did it, I would totally buy it! And he would have made it more exciting. He wouldn`t just say it, he would show it... R.I.P Billy Mays"

    agreed dude

  36. Profile photo of josher8
    josher8 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    This may come in handy for me. I have a really hairy ass and poo gets stuck to the hairs alot and i usually have to wipe with wet toilet paper. But This looks alot easier and can come in handy!
  37. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    "lol @ 1:17 - lousy pitchmen trying to hawk their crap by demonstrating contrived ineptitude."

    YES!

  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    am i only the one 2 think that its just water! 2ndly they named it arggh! talk about product placement when boning your girl or when watching a horror movie! billy mays could have done it better!
  39. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    i miss billy mayes :[
  40. Profile photo of captainkat
    captainkat Female 13-17
    159 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    the little girl kinda makes this commercial creep me out.
  41. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    1:17 is, without a doubt, the best part of the whole ad
  42. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    Why was there a graphic? I get the idea and absolutely do not need that image in my head.
  43. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    330 Posts Thursday, July 2, 2009 7:58:29 PM
    i miss billy mayes :[

    So do I sup weenie, so do I

  44. Profile photo of Jmsword88
    Jmsword88 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    Wtf?
  45. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    I love how he thinks it looks like he accidently dropped them when he clearly just threw his arms up in the air.
  46. Profile photo of sothis
    sothis Female 18-29
    47 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    dude is no Billy Mays.
  47. Profile photo of mya_X
    mya_X Female 18-29
    26 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Aw. Billy Mays. ftw.
  48. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    does anyone else have the irresistible urge to punch this douche in the face?
  49. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    WTH? You mean I`m supposed to be using wet wipes on my butt? Why was I never told this?!
  50. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    whats with beena03 spamming to the same site all the spammers are spamming to, the dark truth?

    JUST STOP dratING SPAMMING

  51. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    and mariona?


    i wish there was a mark spam button that deleted the account. i mean one that everyone can use

  52. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    I lol`d hard at the pathetic wet wipe fumble.
  53. Profile photo of gnomelover
    gnomelover Female 18-29
    113 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    i would buy every crappy product there is if it would just bring billy mays back.
  54. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    I miss Billy...damn you Billy why didn`t you go to the hospital after the luggage accident?!
  55. Profile photo of pbandninja
    pbandninja Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    oh gnomelover i agree so much. how great would this commercial be with billy mays?
  56. Profile photo of aznsunchiq
    aznsunchiq Female 18-29
    45 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    A review of Aah from PoopReport.com http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/aah_t...
  57. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    what happens if my hand goes thru the paper??? lol
  58. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    VVV

    "This should be easy," I thought, because there was little damage left to clean. Wrong. The foam even managed to drat this up"

    lol, this product is crap.

  59. Profile photo of monkeyshine7
    monkeyshine7 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    Ahahahaha

    So convenient! Ladies can carry it in their handbags or great for camping!

  60. Profile photo of bobthepirate
    bobthepirate Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    billy mays wouldn`t have pitched such a pooty product like this
  61. Profile photo of silver_speak
    silver_speak Female 18-29
    69 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    That guy... he`s way too happy about the butt foam.

    I wonder if he has a wife, and if so, what she thinks of the product he`s pushing.

  62. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:00 pm
    "love at first wipe"

    ...wow.

  63. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    546 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    i honestly thought he said "the love of your first wife"

  64. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    Oh wow. He reminds me EXACTLY of my old health teacher Dx
  65. Profile photo of capt_weasle
    capt_weasle Male 13-17
    26 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    What was with him chasing that girl out of the bathroom at 0:30? Also, they had me at "You control the wetness!"
  66. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    capt_weasle- because she was having too much fun with it and wasting it.
  67. Profile photo of BamJr
    BamJr Female 13-17
    86 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    00:59

    Isn`t toilet paper flushable anyways?
    ...weird.

  68. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    I am not purchasing anything from anyone who is unable to hold 7 containers of wet wipes.
    ... And how does foam make it "cleaner" again?
  69. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    apparently he has trouble holding onto 7 small plastic containers.
  70. Profile photo of TrippyZero
    TrippyZero Male 13-17
    60 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    Apparently, many people have several deep crevices on their buttcheeks 0_o
  71. Profile photo of TrippyZero
    TrippyZero Male 13-17
    60 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:00 am
    Apparently many people have deep crevices in their buttcheeks 0_o
  72. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Billy Mays would have done a better job.
  73. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
    137 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:09 am
    Love at first wipe!
  74. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:12 am
    Who`s this balding prick! First Vince the prostitute punching shammy salesman now this! There will be only one Billy Mays.
  75. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:26 am
    1) I`d buy this if it worked, and if I wasn`t in the mid east.
    2) The foam`s formula apparently makes it cleaner, not just the fact that it`s foam. (Soap foams too, but it cleans cos it`s soap).
    3) Yes, toilet paper is usually flushable, the wet wipes aren`t supposed to be. Some toilets don`t care.

    Pretty much every toilet I`ve been in in the mideast has toilet paper, and (if not a bidet) at least a hose.

    If you fell into a bath size hole of poo, would you shower with muchos cleaning products, shampoo to get it out of your hair, soap to get it off of your skin, and water just because in general, that`s what`s best to get it all off you?

    Or would you just give yourself a quick wipe down with a roll of disintegrating stencil paper, and feel springtime fresh?

    I don`t care what anyone says, until wiping your ass evolves to something more than one step beyond using leaves, it`s not the civilized world.

  76. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:31 am
    Bidet consumer report poopreport.
  77. Profile photo of nataleedraco
    nataleedraco Female 13-17
    61 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:32 am
    seriously, me and a friend of mine laughed about this. we call it butt soap ;D
  78. Profile photo of Xbalde
    Xbalde Male 13-17
    140 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:41 am
    Woooaahaaahhhhhoooaaaahh woops how did that happen? Just fell out my hands
  79. Profile photo of Xyryn
    Xyryn Female 18-29
    98 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:45 am
    I am so buying some. I want some love at first wipe ^-^
  80. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:13 am
    Why`d he get pissed and throw those empty wipe boxes everywhere?
  81. Profile photo of aboredfool
    aboredfool Male 18-29
    123 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:27 am
    lol, love at first wipe! :P
  82. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:50 am
    Your ass will feel fresher and cleaner, but that dark stain on your soul can never be removed, you dirty filthy ape.
  83. Profile photo of diamondxdust
    diamondxdust Female 13-17
    7 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:52 am
    lmao when he threw the wipe boxes everywhere!
  84. Profile photo of ninjacache
    ninjacache Male 18-29
    221 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 2:11 am
    This just makes me miss Billy Mays even more.
  85. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 2:14 am
    Bahahahahaaaa! 7...boxes. Too much... for one man... *spills boxes*
  86. Profile photo of burdonlane14
    burdonlane14 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:11 am
    Billy Mays would not be pleased by this infomercial.
  87. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:18 am
    1+toilet paper, not 1 vs 7boxes of tissue
  88. Profile photo of aguycalledjk
    aguycalledjk Male 18-29
    57 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:30 am
    love at first wipe ..... beautiful, just beautiful.
  89. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:37 am
    ...B-b-b-b-billy!! -sobs-
  90. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:48 am
    What kind of inept announcer can`t hold 7 boxes of wet wipes?
  91. Profile photo of Kahedro
    Kahedro Male 13-17
    28 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:04 am
    what`s next, a portable potty the size of a spraypaint can that solidifies the urine for proper release (what`s the word I`m looking for?)
    called an iPee?
  92. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:19 am
    I expect to see a portable vacuum enema + waste storage + chemical toilet kit soon.
  93. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:24 am
    why would you want to moisteurise your poo?
  94. Profile photo of EnglishDan
    EnglishDan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:25 am
    Did you see the size of that caravan?!
  95. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:45 am
    someone is doing workout???, look that guy`s biceps
  96. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 6:38 am
    They should have had Vince the Sham-wow guy to do this product.
  97. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 7:55 am
    I... I want some...

    but whats up with the messy name?

  98. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:04 am
    hahahaha when he`s so dumb with the tissue boxes.
  99. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:07 am
    I love how he just threw the tissue boxs into the air and looks at the camera like it wasn`t his fault
  100. Profile photo of Guitar101
    Guitar101 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:16 am
    Billy Mays could sell you a bottle of smallpox.

    This guy can`t even sell you a pot of gold for $2.

  101. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:41 am
    ugh nasty. no thanks
  102. Profile photo of ukbox
    ukbox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:47 am
    well that was a load of crap.

    (pun fully intended)

  103. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:50 am
    Getting your salad tossed has the same effect for cheaper.
  104. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:02 am
    Guitar101: "Billy Mays could sell you a bottle of smallpox.

    This guy can`t even sell you a pot of gold for $2."

    ...was thinking the exact same thing throughout the whole video...

  105. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:22 am
    They already have toilet paper with built in moisturizer. Why? Just why?
  106. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:18 am
    Billy Mays can beat the crap out of this guy, even now. RIP BILLY!
  107. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 11:02 am
    "Billy Mays can beat the crap out of this guy, even now. RIP BILLY!"

    Yes indeed he could. RIP Billy Mays. The cool people miss you.

  108. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 11:03 am
    Oh and A1butcher he can`t. He`s in Jail because he punched a hooker for biting his tongue.
  109. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 11:55 am
    stupid americans and their facination with the toilet
  110. Profile photo of Stuff_To_Do
    Stuff_To_Do Male 18-29
    194 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    I haven`t laughed at an infomercial like this in a while. HAHA!
  111. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    oh

    my

    god

  112. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    I can`t wait to try it out!
  113. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    control the wetness:)
  114. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    love at first wipe. LMAO!. WAIT! now there`s nothing to wipe. :(
  115. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    `Aah`? It`s called...baby wipes...`you control the wetness` that`s what she said. lmao at `that`s not just saving green...that`s being green` that poo was powerful.
  116. Profile photo of CoeshCoesh
    CoeshCoesh Male 13-17
    131 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    I wtf`ed (is that actually possible? 0.o)
  117. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    That computer generated visual graphic made me barf a little.
  118. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    I`ve never seen someone look so flustered with 7 boxes of wipes.

    Oh my.

    o_O

  119. Profile photo of Fatum
    Fatum Male 30-39
    66 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Aaah, what a wipe.
  120. Profile photo of Blackmage53
    Blackmage53 Male 13-17
    25 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    "My goodness, Look at all of these wet wipes! SO Many wet wipes to hold in order to get the same number of applications...whah-Whah! WHOAH!!! Looks like I spilled them all over the floor! Their combined 30 oz of weight were just TOO MUCH for me to handle!"
  121. Profile photo of Scruffeh
    Scruffeh Male 18-29
    64 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    nasally much? sounds like his sinuses need a good flushing
  122. Profile photo of kaycubed
    kaycubed Male 30-39
    18 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    OMG! I`m so excited about AHHH! Where can I get some? I`m just crappin myself with the seriousness of the sales pitch- I thought it was a Saturday Night Live episope- with 33.3% less anal leakage? LOL
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:46 am
    O_O

    That "demonstration" just made me shudder.

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    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    300 applications? THATS madness, fk u Leonidas
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    Oh lord. "Love at first wipe".
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    ktb1784 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    I think I need a step-by step demonstration.
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    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    He just threw those wipe boxes.
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    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    im still not sure how it would help u "save more toilet paper"
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    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Tonight at Eleven: Aaah salesman hangs himself out of shame.
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    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:53 am
    OMG I have that same problem when trying to balance 7 wipe containers at once!
    When I`m drunk...
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    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Real men don`t bring toilet paper when camping. They use bark.

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