Toilet Paper Foam Moistener [Another Real Product]

Submitted by: AKappy 8 years ago in Weird

The best part is how "excited" this guy says he is about sharing his knowledge of this product with us. Really, dude?
There are 130 comments:
Female 126
Real men don`t bring toilet paper when camping. They use bark.
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Female 186
OMG I have that same problem when trying to balance 7 wipe containers at once!
When I`m drunk...
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Male 183
Tonight at Eleven: Aaah salesman hangs himself out of shame.
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Female 224
im still not sure how it would help u "save more toilet paper"
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Male 177
He just threw those wipe boxes.
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Female 6
I think I need a step-by step demonstration.
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Female 1,963
Oh lord. "Love at first wipe".
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Male 210
300 applications? THATS madness, fk u Leonidas
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Female 1,436
O_O

That "demonstration" just made me shudder.

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Male 18
OMG! I`m so excited about AHHH! Where can I get some? I`m just crappin myself with the seriousness of the sales pitch- I thought it was a Saturday Night Live episope- with 33.3% less anal leakage? LOL
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Male 64
nasally much? sounds like his sinuses need a good flushing
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Male 25
"My goodness, Look at all of these wet wipes! SO Many wet wipes to hold in order to get the same number of applications...whah-Whah! WHOAH!!! Looks like I spilled them all over the floor! Their combined 30 oz of weight were just TOO MUCH for me to handle!"
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Male 66
Aaah, what a wipe.
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Female 15,763
I`ve never seen someone look so flustered with 7 boxes of wipes.

Oh my.

o_O

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Male 1,106
That computer generated visual graphic made me barf a little.
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Male 131
I wtf`ed (is that actually possible? 0.o)
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Female 761
`Aah`? It`s called...baby wipes...`you control the wetness` that`s what she said. lmao at `that`s not just saving green...that`s being green` that poo was powerful.
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Male 159
love at first wipe. LMAO!. WAIT! now there`s nothing to wipe. :(
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Male 2,388
control the wetness:)
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Female 2,289
I can`t wait to try it out!
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Male 11,739
oh

my

god

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Male 194
I haven`t laughed at an infomercial like this in a while. HAHA!
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Male 721
stupid americans and their facination with the toilet
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Male 161
Oh and A1butcher he can`t. He`s in Jail because he punched a hooker for biting his tongue.
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Male 161
"Billy Mays can beat the crap out of this guy, even now. RIP BILLY!"

Yes indeed he could. RIP Billy Mays. The cool people miss you.

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Female 855
Billy Mays can beat the crap out of this guy, even now. RIP BILLY!
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Female 257
They already have toilet paper with built in moisturizer. Why? Just why?
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Male 914
Guitar101: "Billy Mays could sell you a bottle of smallpox.

This guy can`t even sell you a pot of gold for $2."

...was thinking the exact same thing throughout the whole video...

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Male 779
Getting your salad tossed has the same effect for cheaper.
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Male 101
well that was a load of crap.

(pun fully intended)

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Female 1,944
ugh nasty. no thanks
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Male 33
Billy Mays could sell you a bottle of smallpox.

This guy can`t even sell you a pot of gold for $2.

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Male 296
I love how he just threw the tissue boxs into the air and looks at the camera like it wasn`t his fault
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Female 1,697
hahahaha when he`s so dumb with the tissue boxes.
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Male 3,619
I... I want some...

but whats up with the messy name?

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Male 4,807
They should have had Vince the Sham-wow guy to do this product.
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Male 218
someone is doing workout???, look that guy`s biceps
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Male 75
Did you see the size of that caravan?!
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Male 1,596
why would you want to moisteurise your poo?
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Male 193
I expect to see a portable vacuum enema + waste storage + chemical toilet kit soon.
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Male 28
what`s next, a portable potty the size of a spraypaint can that solidifies the urine for proper release (what`s the word I`m looking for?)
called an iPee?
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Male 2,528
What kind of inept announcer can`t hold 7 boxes of wet wipes?
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Female 1,566
...B-b-b-b-billy!! -sobs-
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Male 57
love at first wipe ..... beautiful, just beautiful.
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Male 358
1+toilet paper, not 1 vs 7boxes of tissue
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Male 10
Billy Mays would not be pleased by this infomercial.
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Female 528
Bahahahahaaaa! 7...boxes. Too much... for one man... *spills boxes*
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Male 221
This just makes me miss Billy Mays even more.
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Female 7
lmao when he threw the wipe boxes everywhere!
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Male 2,582
Your ass will feel fresher and cleaner, but that dark stain on your soul can never be removed, you dirty filthy ape.
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Male 123
lol, love at first wipe! :P
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Male 1,540
Why`d he get pissed and throw those empty wipe boxes everywhere?
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Female 98
I am so buying some. I want some love at first wipe ^-^
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Male 140
Woooaahaaahhhhhoooaaaahh woops how did that happen? Just fell out my hands
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Female 61
seriously, me and a friend of mine laughed about this. we call it butt soap ;D
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Male 4,546
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Male 4,546
1) I`d buy this if it worked, and if I wasn`t in the mid east.
2) The foam`s formula apparently makes it cleaner, not just the fact that it`s foam. (Soap foams too, but it cleans cos it`s soap).
3) Yes, toilet paper is usually flushable, the wet wipes aren`t supposed to be. Some toilets don`t care.

Pretty much every toilet I`ve been in in the mideast has toilet paper, and (if not a bidet) at least a hose.

If you fell into a bath size hole of poo, would you shower with muchos cleaning products, shampoo to get it out of your hair, soap to get it off of your skin, and water just because in general, that`s what`s best to get it all off you?

Or would you just give yourself a quick wipe down with a roll of disintegrating stencil paper, and feel springtime fresh?

I don`t care what anyone says, until wiping your ass evolves to something more than one step beyond using leaves, it`s not the civilized world.

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Male 438
Who`s this balding prick! First Vince the prostitute punching shammy salesman now this! There will be only one Billy Mays.
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Male 137
Love at first wipe!
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Male 493
Billy Mays would have done a better job.
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Male 60
Apparently many people have deep crevices in their buttcheeks 0_o
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Male 60
Apparently, many people have several deep crevices on their buttcheeks 0_o
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Male 2,510
apparently he has trouble holding onto 7 small plastic containers.
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Male 299
I am not purchasing anything from anyone who is unable to hold 7 containers of wet wipes.
... And how does foam make it "cleaner" again?
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Female 86
00:59

Isn`t toilet paper flushable anyways?
...weird.

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Female 427
capt_weasle- because she was having too much fun with it and wasting it.
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Male 26
What was with him chasing that girl out of the bathroom at 0:30? Also, they had me at "You control the wetness!"
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Male 404
Oh wow. He reminds me EXACTLY of my old health teacher Dx
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Male 543
i honestly thought he said "the love of your first wife"

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Male 2,788
"love at first wipe"

...wow.

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Female 69
That guy... he`s way too happy about the butt foam.

I wonder if he has a wife, and if so, what she thinks of the product he`s pushing.

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Male 17
billy mays wouldn`t have pitched such a pooty product like this
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Male 74
Ahahahaha

So convenient! Ladies can carry it in their handbags or great for camping!

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Male 1,685
VVV

"This should be easy," I thought, because there was little damage left to clean. Wrong. The foam even managed to drat this up"

lol, this product is crap.

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Female 170
what happens if my hand goes thru the paper??? lol
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Female 45
A review of Aah from PoopReport.com http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/aah_t...
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Male 4
oh gnomelover i agree so much. how great would this commercial be with billy mays?
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Male 157
I miss Billy...damn you Billy why didn`t you go to the hospital after the luggage accident?!
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Female 113
i would buy every crappy product there is if it would just bring billy mays back.
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Male 386
I lol`d hard at the pathetic wet wipe fumble.
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Female 512
WTH? You mean I`m supposed to be using wet wipes on my butt? Why was I never told this?!
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Male 163
does anyone else have the irresistible urge to punch this douche in the face?
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Female 26
Aw. Billy Mays. ftw.
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Female 47
dude is no Billy Mays.
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Male 404
I love how he thinks it looks like he accidently dropped them when he clearly just threw his arms up in the air.
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Male 34
Wtf?
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Male 5,189
sup_weenie I agree. Plus Billy could make it buyable(sp)
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Male 788
330 Posts Thursday, July 2, 2009 7:58:29 PM
i miss billy mayes :[

So do I sup weenie, so do I

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Male 10,855
Why was there a graphic? I get the idea and absolutely do not need that image in my head.
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Male 569
1:17 is, without a doubt, the best part of the whole ad
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Female 159
the little girl kinda makes this commercial creep me out.
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Female 335
i miss billy mayes :[
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Male 25,416
am i only the one 2 think that its just water! 2ndly they named it arggh! talk about product placement when boning your girl or when watching a horror movie! billy mays could have done it better!
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Female 410
"lol @ 1:17 - lousy pitchmen trying to hawk their crap by demonstrating contrived ineptitude."

YES!

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Male 91
This may come in handy for me. I have a really hairy ass and poo gets stuck to the hairs alot and i usually have to wipe with wet toilet paper. But This looks alot easier and can come in handy!
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Female 330
"Yeah, if Billy Mays did it, I would totally buy it! And he would have made it more exciting. He wouldn`t just say it, he would show it... R.I.P Billy Mays"

agreed dude

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Female 1,427
Why was that little girl running away from him out of the bathroom?

Do we have a legacy to Jacko?

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Male 1,505
lol @ 1:17 - lousy pitchmen trying to hawk their crap by demonstrating contrived ineptitude.
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Male 111
Who names their product Aaah?
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Male 458
Why would you want wet butt cheeks? It`s so uncomfortable to walk around in when your butt is wet.
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Male 221
Yeah, if Billy Mays did it, I would totally buy it! And he would have made it more exciting. He wouldn`t just say it, he would show it... R.I.P Billy Mays
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Male 864
I`m pretty sure if Billy Mays was screaming at me to buy this, I would. :(
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Male 47
hahathat woulld be so awkward itd be all wet and weird and i love how the founder is like 70
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Female 523
applications= ass wipes.
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Male 189
Sniff...sniff...Billy Mays could have sold me wet tp...snifff
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Female 1,682
LOL. the part where he drops that made me literally lol xD so effing cheesy
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Female 209
ok im sorry but it just sound gross to me pree soaked tp... its like recycled feeling eik
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Female 731
`Love at first wipe..` ...yes, indeed...
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Female 244
"It`ll be love at first wipe."

I`m just going to go puke now kthx.

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Male 7
lol at 1:15, he doesnt drop them, he throws them up into the air, it sorta looks like hes trying to juggle them
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Male 1,141
1 month supply
!? do they think people only crap once a day using only 1 sheet of toilet paper?
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Male 133
Aaah!
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Female 135
The_Maddog
"I just spit on mine! It`s cheaper!

Yeah dont judge me...you know you do it too!"

WTF?!

Okay, yeah, I do it too.

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Male 807
I can properly close the baby wipes container. So screw this guy and his ass.
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Male 381
sry addition, improves your balance.
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Male 381
From what i saw at 1:15, it not only cleans your blue-sh*t covered ass, it actually your balance. Plus, I bet you`ll say AAAAH! every time.
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Male 2,582
I use rubbing alcohol, the burning lets you know it`s working! Cleanest ass around!
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Female 169
I never EVER needed to `moisten` toilet paper in my ENTIRE life!
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Male 17,511
This seems kinda ridiculous right now, But all it will take is some famous celebrity to say they use it and it`ll all the rage after that.
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Male 386
Toilet paper moisturizer? So it just gets the toilet paper moist? Like water does? Just reach over to the sink if you wanna go thru all the hassle. jeez first they put water in bottles and charged more than oil for it. Now they put in a dispenser and sold it for use on your a$$. I`m willing to bet the French are behind this charge people for water scheme once again.
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Male 1,764
Monobrow, do you guys at Canada clean your asses with just 1 wipe?
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Male 251
i love 1:15 to 1:20
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Male 353
he can`t hold 7 boxes of wipe, must have serious hand eye co-ordination issues
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Male 197
the example totally applies [because my anus is rippled....]
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Male 3,369
I just spit on mine! It`s cheaper!

Yeah dont judge me...you know you do it too!

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Male 24
Save us from the blue poop!
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Male 440
Whats with that little girl running about every where. And everyone using the same "ahh" bottle whyle there pooping sounds like an american idea.
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Male 541
ten wipes per day? here in Canada, we don`t go poop ten times per day :\
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Male 456
hey...HEY!! That`s no Billy Mays...I`M NOT BUYING!
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Male 2,616
Link: Toilet Paper Foam Moistener [Another Real Product] [Rate Link] - The best part is how `excited` this guy says he is about sharing his knowledge of this product with us. Really, dude?
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