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Date: 07/02/09 06:04 AM

92 Responses to This Sign is a Complete Killjoy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:37 am
    Link: This Sign is a Complete Killjoy - Well, there go my plans for the afternoon.
  2. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:38 am
    LMAO! XD
  3. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:39 am
    Naow...
  4. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:40 am
    so not real
  5. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:43 am
    heheheeehh.... photoshop
  6. Profile photo of RustyTrmbone
    RustyTrmbone Male 40-49
    3 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:45 am
    not to mention they spelled masturbate wrong.
  7. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:46 am
    haha now there is NO reason to ever visit a nude colony
  8. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:49 am
    I guess I can stand infront of the bushes?? Gigitty
  9. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:54 am
    hmmm, yes infront of the bushes works for me
  10. Profile photo of frumgf
    frumgf Female 18-29
    164 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:02 am
    It`s clearly fake when "masturbate" is spelled wrong
  11. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:12 am
    nudist colonies are only filled with people that should never go to nudist colonies anyway... if you can even get it hard its a miracle, let alone rub one out
  12. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:13 am
    Is IAB having a slow day?
  13. Profile photo of Charlai
    Charlai Male 13-17
    104 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:16 am
    AH HA! THEY SPELLED `MASTURBATE` WRONG! NOW WE KNOW IT`S FAKE! *cough*
  14. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:01 am
    I hate when people spell that wrong....
  15. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Well I`m going to anyway, and there`s nothing you can do to stop me!
  16. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:08 am
    clerly fake durr hur i new it fags lol dummies
  17. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:19 am
    To my knowledge, nudists colonies are mostly filled with people over 40, usually over 50.

    Sure there might be something worthwhile to look at. But heck we gots teh google nowadays. Simply type Nudist Colony and away you go!

  18. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:21 am
    @Evan: first its spelled clearly and second you "knew it", not "new it" it just bugs me that an American does not know how to spell, no matter what you say, you`re still an idiot for not correcting your grammar


    and I`ve been there its definitely not fake(i find clothes uncomfortable)

  19. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:22 am
    Yeah let`s mastErbate while watching 40 year old`s swimming! This will be the greatest vacation ever!
  20. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:29 am
    Yeah let`s mastErbate while watching 40 year old`s swimming! This will be the greatest vacation ever!
    --
    "forty-year-olds"
    Cute how you correct the sign, but not yourself.
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:31 am
    *Masturbate

    Also, sicky

  22. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:34 am
    now you can see why i didnt comment the smaller the subjet the bigger the argument
  23. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:35 am
    xParanoia, he didn`t correct the sign.
  24. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:36 am
    Grammar Nazis in this thread!
  25. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:36 am
    oh wait...
  26. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3281 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:38 am
    Says nothing about standing IN FRONT of the bushes!
  27. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:39 am
    I believe if you complain about someones grammar because it`s hard to understand. That`s fine.

    If you are correcting someones grammar just for the hell of it, you`re a douche bag.

  28. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:47 am
    Can i stand behind a TREE and masturbate?
  29. Profile photo of can-i-say
    can-i-say Male 13-17
    138 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:58 am
    ..Okay then, I`ll just sit.
  30. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Who`s the most popular guy on the nudist colony? The one who can carry the most donuts.

    Ba-da-bing, TISH!

  31. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:16 am
    how can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? its not hard.

    ba-da-bing, TISH!

  32. Profile photo of cowboyfrank
    cowboyfrank Male 18-29
    82 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:17 am
    davymid: Thursday, July 2, 2009 9:10:37 AM
    Who`s the most popular guy on the nudist colony? The one who can carry the most donuts.

    Ba-da-bing, TISH!


    oh, you mean
    [img=http://a1.phobos.apple.com/us/r30/P...

  33. Profile photo of cowboyfrank
    cowboyfrank Male 18-29
    82 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:17 am

  34. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Where is this? I wanna join!
  35. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:36 am
    This my friend, calls for an intstant rimshot
  36. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:40 am
    so you have to stand in front of bushes and "masterbate"??!!
  37. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:41 am
    lmao, lol, rofl, hahahaha
    WOO this is some funny sh*t!!
  38. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:44 am
    Could this look any more GIMPed?
  39. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:54 am
    They didn`t even spell masturbate right...
  40. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:30 am
    lol, its really funny they had to put tht up, to stop ppl wanking over old hippy nudists :P
  41. Profile photo of skywisejf
    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:45 am
    Oh .... ok....
  42. Profile photo of xsilentherox
    xsilentherox Male 18-29
    118 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Well if your gonna do it, i guess it has to be in the open. :/
  43. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:31 am
    Rofl
  44. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:34 am
    Do people really have no class? Everyone knows you are supposed to take pictures and/or video and then jerk one out later at home.
  45. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:36 am
    WoW, lol. i dont know what to say.
  46. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:40 am
    what about shrubs or small trees?
  47. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    Or your car?
  48. Profile photo of thepope55
    thepope55 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    What about in the girls bathroom in disguise?
  49. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Spelled "masturbate" wrong.
  50. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Awww, maaaaan....!
  51. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    Well, They say it like don`t do it secretively. What if you did it in public? O.o
  52. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Well it didn`t say I couldn`t mastUrbate, so I`ll just do that instead..
  53. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nudist colonies are a pack of fat, hairy, flaccid and unsexy people, possibilities for getting a boner equal to zero, soooooo this sign is pointless adding the fact that the word "masturbate" is written wrong....
  54. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    DAMNIT
  55. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    Nooooooooo!
  56. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    so what, am I supposed to stand out in the middle of the beach in order to mastErbate? Alrighty. I`m not one to argue with a misspelled sign of mystery.
  57. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    NEW RULE PEOPLE!

    If you are going to photoshop a sign in an attempt to pass it off ass legit, at least learn how to use photoshop so that the letters aren`t crooked. And for God`s sake, please learn to spell.

  58. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    damnit, although many nudists are just people too fat to find clothes that can fit them
  59. Profile photo of oddflame
    oddflame Male 18-29
    193 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm

  60. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    I make it a point to stand IN FRONT of the bushes and masturbate. ;-)
  61. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    RobSwindol, why don`t YOU learn to spell. "....in an attempt to pass it off ASS legit,...."
  62. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    RobSwindol, why don`t YOU learn to spell. "....in an attempt to pass it off AS legit,...."
  63. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    aww that would of been fun i wonder how many people ignore that sign now and do it anyway
  64. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Stop giving them ideas, sign!
  65. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    haha
    how many people used to do it that they had to put that sign
  66. Profile photo of inneridiot
    inneridiot Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    Yeah, the person who Photoshopped this should learn to spell. Retard.
  67. Profile photo of retrogamer
    retrogamer Male 18-29
    72 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    fake, whoever shopped spelt masturbate wrong
  68. Profile photo of wyngit
    wyngit Male 18-29
    153 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    Humongous spelling fail.
  69. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    ffs why do the obious fake ones get in.
  70. Profile photo of joncuevas123
    joncuevas123 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    hmm :/
    thats not right

    I THINK THIS SIGN IS A FAKE!!!!

  71. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    Now, now... Masterbate is a real word, guys.
    According to urbandictionary.com:

    1. masterbate

    The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it`s a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

    Ex: Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

  72. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    HAHAHAHA thats hilarious
  73. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    "Now, now... Masterbate is a real word, guys.
    According to urbandictionary.com:

    1. masterbate

    The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it`s a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

    Ex: Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one! "


    so that means... don`t stand behind the bush and mimic the sound of a dollar bill?

  74. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:31 am
    Masturbation. Now there`s a topic for dinner.
  75. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:47 am
    It`s not a killjoy as much as it`s just a `how`d you know?` annoyance.
  76. Profile photo of aguycalledjk
    aguycalledjk Male 18-29
    57 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:06 am
    But does that mean you have to stand in the open and do it ?
  77. Profile photo of Haffy
    Haffy Male 13-17
    3 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:53 am
    Masturbation. Now there`s dinner.

    lolz after reading ImmortalZach`s comment i couldn`t help myself, and even i think my comment is gross...

  78. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 6:43 am
    Fine, I`ll just crouch instead.
  79. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 7:26 am
    I am not impressed by this lame post.
  80. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 7:30 am
    What if I just want to do it out in the open? Is that okay?
  81. Profile photo of omgRAH
    omgRAH Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:17 am
    hahaha :D
  82. Profile photo of bellasmommyx
    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:24 am
    So what if it`s `shopped? It`s still quite amusing. :)
  83. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:01 am
    "I am not impressed by this lame post."

    Both of those posts seem pretty sturdy to me.

  84. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 11:40 am
    but can you stand in front of the bushes?
  85. Profile photo of Lil_Fitz
    Lil_Fitz Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Maybe that`s their point. they think such an act should be public for everyone to enjoy, not hidden behind a bush
  86. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Poor dumb shopper can`t spell his fave pastime--"Masturbate"
  87. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    "So what if it`s `shopped? It`s still quite amusing. :)"

    i bet you wouldnt like if your bf faked his orgasm

  88. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
    172 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    ha ha itsdrew
  89. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    maybe i should have looked at the sign first...
  90. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    they spelt masturbate wrong..
  91. Profile photo of rainbowsquid
    rainbowsquid Female 18-29
    34 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 5:07 am
    @tangello...beat me to it...
    no pun intended.
    har har har. i`m hilarious.

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