This Sign is a Complete Killjoy [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Well, there go my plans for the afternoon.
There are 92 comments:
Female 34
@tangello...beat me to it...
no pun intended.
har har har. i`m hilarious.
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Female 901
they spelt masturbate wrong..
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Male 1,918
maybe i should have looked at the sign first...
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Female 172
ha ha itsdrew
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Male 3,296
"So what if it`s `shopped? It`s still quite amusing. :)"

i bet you wouldnt like if your bf faked his orgasm

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Male 690
Poor dumb shopper can`t spell his fave pastime--"Masturbate"
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Male 13
Maybe that`s their point. they think such an act should be public for everyone to enjoy, not hidden behind a bush
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Male 1,109
but can you stand in front of the bushes?
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Male 3,755
"I am not impressed by this lame post."

Both of those posts seem pretty sturdy to me.

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Female 82
So what if it`s `shopped? It`s still quite amusing. :)
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Female 58
hahaha :D
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Male 3,755
What if I just want to do it out in the open? Is that okay?
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Male 4,012
I am not impressed by this lame post.
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Male 2,159
Fine, I`ll just crouch instead.
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Male 3
Masturbation. Now there`s dinner.

lolz after reading ImmortalZach`s comment i couldn`t help myself, and even i think my comment is gross...

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Male 57
But does that mean you have to stand in the open and do it ?
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Female 761
It`s not a killjoy as much as it`s just a `how`d you know?` annoyance.
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Male 438
Masturbation. Now there`s a topic for dinner.
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Male 299
"Now, now... Masterbate is a real word, guys.
According to urbandictionary.com:

1. masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it`s a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Ex: Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one! "


so that means... don`t stand behind the bush and mimic the sound of a dollar bill?

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Female 5,222
HAHAHAHA thats hilarious
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Female 673
Now, now... Masterbate is a real word, guys.
According to urbandictionary.com:

1. masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it`s a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Ex: Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

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Male 58
hmm :/
thats not right

I THINK THIS SIGN IS A FAKE!!!!

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Male 721
ffs why do the obious fake ones get in.
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Male 153
Humongous spelling fail.
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Male 72
fake, whoever shopped spelt masturbate wrong
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Male 16
Yeah, the person who Photoshopped this should learn to spell. Retard.
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Male 301
haha
how many people used to do it that they had to put that sign
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Female 4,028
Stop giving them ideas, sign!
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Female 344
aww that would of been fun i wonder how many people ignore that sign now and do it anyway
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Male 159
RobSwindol, why don`t YOU learn to spell. "....in an attempt to pass it off AS legit,...."
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Male 159
RobSwindol, why don`t YOU learn to spell. "....in an attempt to pass it off ASS legit,...."
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Male 1,590
I make it a point to stand IN FRONT of the bushes and masturbate. ;-)
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Male 193

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Male 690
damnit, although many nudists are just people too fat to find clothes that can fit them
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Male 2,528
NEW RULE PEOPLE!

If you are going to photoshop a sign in an attempt to pass it off ass legit, at least learn how to use photoshop so that the letters aren`t crooked. And for God`s sake, please learn to spell.

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Male 163
so what, am I supposed to stand out in the middle of the beach in order to mastErbate? Alrighty. I`m not one to argue with a misspelled sign of mystery.
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Female 244
Nooooooooo!
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Male 965
DAMNIT
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Male 218
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nudist colonies are a pack of fat, hairy, flaccid and unsexy people, possibilities for getting a boner equal to zero, soooooo this sign is pointless adding the fact that the word "masturbate" is written wrong....
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Female 1,677
Well it didn`t say I couldn`t mastUrbate, so I`ll just do that instead..
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Male 480
Well, They say it like don`t do it secretively. What if you did it in public? O.o
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Male 2,552
Awww, maaaaan....!
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Female 1,427
Spelled "masturbate" wrong.
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Male 16
What about in the girls bathroom in disguise?
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Male 208
Or your car?
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Male 372
what about shrubs or small trees?
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Male 265
WoW, lol. i dont know what to say.
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Female 142
Do people really have no class? Everyone knows you are supposed to take pictures and/or video and then jerk one out later at home.
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Female 394
Rofl
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Male 118
Well if your gonna do it, i guess it has to be in the open. :/
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Male 440
Oh .... ok....
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Female 2,672
lol, its really funny they had to put tht up, to stop ppl wanking over old hippy nudists :P
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Male 720
They didn`t even spell masturbate right...
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Male 3,014
Could this look any more GIMPed?
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Female 572
lmao, lol, rofl, hahahaha
WOO this is some funny sh*t!!
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Male 321
so you have to stand in front of bushes and "masterbate"??!!
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Male 2,788
This my friend, calls for an intstant rimshot
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Female 9,572
Where is this? I wanna join!
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Male 82

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Male 82
davymid: Thursday, July 2, 2009 9:10:37 AM
Who`s the most popular guy on the nudist colony? The one who can carry the most donuts.

Ba-da-bing, TISH!


oh, you mean
[img=http://a1.phobos.apple.com/us/r30/P...

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Male 5,314
how can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? its not hard.

ba-da-bing, TISH!

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Male 12,138
Who`s the most popular guy on the nudist colony? The one who can carry the most donuts.

Ba-da-bing, TISH!

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Male 138
..Okay then, I`ll just sit.
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Male 5,189
Zomg it is fake!?!? Omg all the comments saved my life. I had no clue! Phew!

/sarcasm

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Male 2,788
Can i stand behind a TREE and masturbate?
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Female 2,289
I believe if you complain about someones grammar because it`s hard to understand. That`s fine.

If you are correcting someones grammar just for the hell of it, you`re a douche bag.

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Male 3,330
Says nothing about standing IN FRONT of the bushes!
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Female 2,289
oh wait...
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Male 844
Grammar Nazis in this thread!
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Female 2,289
xParanoia, he didn`t correct the sign.
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Male 2,388
now you can see why i didnt comment the smaller the subjet the bigger the argument
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Male 15,510
*Masturbate

Also, sicky

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Female 767
Yeah let`s mastErbate while watching 40 year old`s swimming! This will be the greatest vacation ever!
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"forty-year-olds"
Cute how you correct the sign, but not yourself.
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Male 190
Yeah let`s mastErbate while watching 40 year old`s swimming! This will be the greatest vacation ever!
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Male 2,004
@Evan: first its spelled clearly and second you "knew it", not "new it" it just bugs me that an American does not know how to spell, no matter what you say, you`re still an idiot for not correcting your grammar


and I`ve been there its definitely not fake(i find clothes uncomfortable)

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Male 1,254
To my knowledge, nudists colonies are mostly filled with people over 40, usually over 50.

Sure there might be something worthwhile to look at. But heck we gots teh google nowadays. Simply type Nudist Colony and away you go!

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Male 689
clerly fake durr hur i new it fags lol dummies
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Male 3,425
Well I`m going to anyway, and there`s nothing you can do to stop me!
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Male 394
I hate when people spell that wrong....
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Male 104
AH HA! THEY SPELLED `MASTURBATE` WRONG! NOW WE KNOW IT`S FAKE! *cough*
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Female 654
Is IAB having a slow day?
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Male 833
nudist colonies are only filled with people that should never go to nudist colonies anyway... if you can even get it hard its a miracle, let alone rub one out
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Female 164
It`s clearly fake when "masturbate" is spelled wrong
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Male 1,629
hmmm, yes infront of the bushes works for me
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Male 4,807
I guess I can stand infront of the bushes?? Gigitty
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Male 4,867
haha now there is NO reason to ever visit a nude colony
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Male 3
not to mention they spelled masturbate wrong.
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Male 3,619
heheheeehh.... photoshop
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Female 528
so not real
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Male 2,552
Naow...
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Male 9,305
LMAO! XD
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Male 20,901
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