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Date: 07/07/09 03:02 PM

96 Responses to The World`s Worst Visual Metaphor [Video]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 7, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Link: The World`s Worst Visual Metaphor - The anti-fishing industry goes to disgusting lengths with a hot stripper and blood and guts to get their point across.
  2. Profile photo of awf1011
    awf1011 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    oh dear god...

    and fish dont have feelings

  3. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    That. Was. AWESOME!!!!!

    I just got the urge to go gut a stripper now. Thanks Fancy!

  4. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    ...that was totally unexpected for me...even when clearly labeled like that...
  5. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    is this abother crazy PETA campaign?
  6. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Yeah, too bad they only want to work on image because their opinions lack substance.
  7. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Well MAYBE if a fish would give us a little strip tease every once in a while I wouldn`t be so inclined to rip out all their intestines! >:(


    Just kidding, I don`t eat fish n.n

  8. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    Sure...because the analogy is perfect. :-P
  9. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    HOLY CRAP!
  10. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    M.....kay.
  11. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    LOL I was like "PASTIES!" and then he stripped her.
  12. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    "and fish dont have feelings"

    neither do strippers

  13. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    ohhh god
  14. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    ++ awf1011 is an ass
  15. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    how so, weresphinx?


    and i found it hilarious. especially the clubbin`.

    ^
    |
    not being sarcastic

  16. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    It`s okay to eat fish, cause they don`t have any feelings.
  17. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    I wonder if the thounsands of delicious crayfish I boiled alive over the years felt like that stripper? From now on I will use a hammer on each one first!
  18. Profile photo of hungryjack
    hungryjack Male 13-17
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Woah... I just thought of a good question... Why would he kill a stripper to GUT her?
    I thought he was going somewhere completely different with that lol
  19. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    lol @Quackor
  20. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    i loled. should i feel bad?
  21. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    I don`t understand why we have to be so unsympathetic to animals.
  22. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    If this video has tought me one thing, its this: Keep killing the fish so that we don`t need to kill strippers because the fisherman will get bored and will need to kill something. SAVE OUR STRIPPERS, GOSH DARN IT!!!!
  23. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    I wonder if the thounsands of delicious crayfish I boiled alive over the years felt like that stripper? From now on I will use a hammer on each one first!
    ---
    See what I mean? T_T
  24. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    "I don`t understand why we have to be so unsympathetic to animals."

    do you think the lion worries about the gazelle`s suffering? no. no they do not.

  25. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    Kill the fish before you carve its guts out. Only sick, inbred, ass-backwards newfie/maritime fishermen don`t.
  26. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    vid would have been better with more blood
  27. Profile photo of Killerbunn
    Killerbunn Male 13-17
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Fish can`t feel pain so why does it matter.
  28. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Fishing; It kills strippers. If you fish, you`re a stripper murdering, baby killer... and you should smoke while you are doing so.
  29. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
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    July 7, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    @gamerdude94:
    i dont understand why we have to be so unsympathetic to plants.
    i mean we pave over them, walk on them, and eat them! madness! =p

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQkA9WTyW...

  30. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    "Well MAYBE if a fish would give us a little strip tease every once in a while I wouldn`t be so inclined to rip out all their intestines! >:("

    Your logic is irrefutable.

  31. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    @Killerbunn
    "Fish can`t feel pain so why does it matter".

    The only way you could possibly know that is if you are actually a fish yourself.

    Besides, thats been mythbusted recently by scientists, fish have sensory neurones and can therefore most probably feel pain.

    Not that I specifically care about the methods used by fishermen, I just hate false science being bandied around by kids.

  32. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    July 7, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    I thought it was referring to phishing....
  33. Profile photo of Ubersloth
    Ubersloth Female 30-39
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    July 7, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    That was harsh. I mean, yeah she probably should have shaved her legs before getting onstage, but that`s no reason to disembowel her.
  34. Profile photo of bunniesRus
    bunniesRus Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    i don`t no whether to lol or go ewwww
  35. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    July 7, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Strippers do generally taste like dead fish.
  36. Profile photo of Mrs_C
    Mrs_C Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    LOL! too funny....
  37. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    July 7, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I can picture a bunch of peta kids euthanizing a fish they just caught and then dying from ingesting the poison
  38. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    nom nom nom
  39. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
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    July 7, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    I`m still waiting for the "hot" stripper.
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    "Strippers do generally taste like dead fish."

    You say that from experience?

    Also, is it bad that this ad made me want some fish? Like.. codfish... halibut.. some white fish.

  41. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    O_O thats my WTF of the day....
  42. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Oh my god, who f*cking cares..boo peta, and green earth you all take poo too far!
  43. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    *Green Peace..

    I still don`t f*cking care. lol

  44. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Well, all this video wants you to do is chop the head off first. It`s only concerned with "stripping alive". So, it seems sensible, but a little over the top.
  45. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    As a member from the Anti-Stripper-Killers-Federation-Of-America I am highly offended.
  46. Profile photo of T3hPhilip
    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    OMG they`re just drating fish. What do we care?
  47. Profile photo of T3hPhilip
    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Oh yeah... censoring. I forgot. xD
  48. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    OMG they`re just drating fish. What do we care?

    they`re..., they`re drating fish?!!?! dude, why the hell wouldn`t we care about that..., that`s just sick.

  49. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    It`s sad because most people (not saying all) care more about animals like koala bears or panthers being skinned alive and could care less about fish. :(
  50. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    I don`t think fish have the brain to feel pain... do they?
  51. Profile photo of yamimike
    yamimike Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    That was disturbing lol.
  52. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    I like the commercial, I thought it was cool.

    but I could care less about fish.
    though, I don`t see why they can`t kill them first?

  53. Profile photo of MrSchreiber
    MrSchreiber Male 18-29
    167 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    That was ah...... Hmm.
  54. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    i didnt not like any of what i just saw.
  55. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    They have the brain to feel pain, but they were stupid enough to get caught. Tis their own doing.

    (Obviously Joking People)

  56. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    The metaphor would have worked better if the stripper had been the "lure", and some hapless dude ended up getting gutted.
  57. Profile photo of LexiVanity
    LexiVanity Female 13-17
    70 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    I actually agree wif tkpb.

    It was...interesting though. And it gets the point across. It was kinda realistic scary though lol. I most certainly didn`t expect to see her get beat then cut open..idk why.

  58. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    That was amazing. I`m surprised it wasn`t PETA though....did y`all know they`re petitioning to change the word `fish` to `seakitten`? Because, "Nobody would want to harm a seakitten!".
  59. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    hmmm
  60. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    July 7, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    I wonder what she`s most likely to strike: bait or lures?
  61. Profile photo of bhomer2
    bhomer2 Male 13-17
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    July 7, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    This just makes me want to fish more.
  62. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    July 7, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    I wonder what she`s most likely to strike: bait or lures?
  63. Profile photo of Nabal
    Nabal Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 12:05 am
    That was drated up, but rather sexy until the fisher hit her in the face.
  64. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 1:15 am
    So the ad is more for killing fish before you gut them? Well at least they`re honest that fish tastes good and don`t outright ban the killing of fish.
  65. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 1:42 am
    well most markets hit them hard with a hammer which knock them out or kills them. Than start gutting it?
  66. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 1:50 am
    fap fap fap fap fap
  67. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    July 8, 2009 at 1:53 am
    Well that`s put me right off going out and killing a stripper today........

    think i`ll go fishing instead.

  68. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 2:09 am
    Yuck! X_x
  69. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 3:05 am
    Um..its a damn fish it`s kind of mindless... that explains it fisherman realize that fish are zombies and want their last moments of existence to be hell.
  70. Profile photo of Freyr108
    Freyr108 Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 3:48 am
    well fish doesn`t have acentral nervous system, they can`t feel pain
  71. Profile photo of 8bit_tribe
    8bit_tribe Female 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 4:35 am
    hahaha :D
  72. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 4:38 am
    She`s not a stripper, she`s a burlesque performer.
  73. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
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    July 8, 2009 at 4:41 am
    FYI, it`s about seals getting killed, and the club is a traditional way of killing seals in the wild by destroying the nervous system in one swift motion. Well administered, it shouldn`t give much pain to the animal, killing it nearly instantly. Probably better than being a fish eaten alive by the same seal :)

    I hate extremist views. It`s important to have watchdogs, but when lies are becoming instrumental in showing your message, that`s where I draw the line.

  74. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
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    July 8, 2009 at 5:40 am
    can anyone explain to me why tv can show rape and murder and other violence any time of day but they censor words like poo.

    How many times have you seen a gunfight scene with dead bodys and censored words.

    insanity

  75. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 5:41 am
    ok irony just hit me in my face.

    my word sh it was censored into "poo" under a video showing a man gut a stripper.

    i-a-b you have become the government

  76. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
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    July 8, 2009 at 6:34 am
    dude, got the point across, didn`t it.
  77. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
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    July 8, 2009 at 7:21 am
    SMUT! you sneaky little computer nerds!!
  78. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    July 8, 2009 at 7:22 am
    I have GOT to hire that guy to help me clear the neighborhood of cats. I could call it the "Cat Club" festival.

    Cats = Suck

  79. Profile photo of ha1b
    ha1b Male 13-17
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    July 8, 2009 at 8:35 am
    can anyone explain to me why tv can show rape and murder and other violence any time of day but they censor words like poo.
    How many times have you seen a gunfight scene with dead bodys and censored words.

    insanity


    Thats qause this is a clip from The Netherlands, and murdering hookers is a daily basis there.

  80. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 9:03 am
    meh she needed to lose a couple pounds in my opinion anyways
  81. Profile photo of DanBo9000
    DanBo9000 Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Didn`t really get the point across, or they just wasted money on a meaningless message. What I got from it was, stab the fish quickly in the brain before you cut it apart, then it`s okay.
  82. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Of all the animals that are clubbed and gutted to death, they choose to warn people about fish.
  83. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 8, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Children starve to death in Ethopia and all you people care about are fish...
  84. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    demondice, fish are generally the least thought of, so i`m glad to see something for them, finally
  85. Profile photo of WadeisBored
    WadeisBored Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Why is this only rated 2.6!? best thing ive seen in a long time. hahaha
  86. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
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    July 9, 2009 at 12:41 am
    @gorgack2000
    Can you honestly say you care about the kids?
    Cause most people who I`ve seen say that don`t give a poo.
  87. Profile photo of ninjabot
    ninjabot Male 13-17
    241 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 1:49 am
    yes demondice they did
  88. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
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    July 9, 2009 at 2:36 am
    people people people
  89. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
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    July 10, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    "Children starve to death in Ethopia and all you people care about are fish..."

    Really? At least they are passionate about something. What are you doing to help the children?

  90. Profile photo of Miss_Candie
    Miss_Candie Female 13-17
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    July 10, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    It`s not a stripper, it`s a burlesque dancer.
  91. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
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    July 10, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    Seriously, didn`t he know he was suppose to kill the stripper BEFORE gutting her?
  92. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    Oh eye`s the bye that builds the boats and eye`s the bye that saaaiils her~!
    Fishermen are cool.

    Although, yeah. Gross.

  93. Profile photo of xXxArcticxXx
    xXxArcticxXx Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    Ummm...I always kill the fish before gutting them. O.o
  94. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
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    August 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    *sigh*...
    do tigers sedate prey before eating them?
    do big fish not eat smaller fish alive?
    things getting torn to bits alive and feeling is one of the most natural things that occur.
    But lets not do it to members of our own species mkay?
  95. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    "well fish doesn`t have acentral nervous system, they can`t feel pain"

    Oh, that`s the best reply to this possible!

    "Thats qause this is a clip from The Netherlands, and murdering hookers is a daily basis there."

    Hookers being murdered is daily basis everywhere.

    The netherlands are just not so ffing paranoid about censoring things. That`s probably because we can see someone be naked on TV, and not shout OMGPORN! CALL THE COPS!
    (besides, this clip probably never aired, there are still limits.)

  96. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2009 at 7:47 am
    That was awful +o(.

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