The New French Military Uniforms Are In... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

...and they"re FABULOUS!
There are 64 comments:
Male 3,296
haha...yup they are indeed fabulous
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Male 149
Q) How do you know that`s a french uniform?
A)There`s a white flag stuck to his back.
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Male 5
i see he`s meet david blaine on tha streets lol
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Female 531
that is the cutest hat i`ve ever seen
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Male 1,375
>s0rd3dvis1on

I don`t see French people running away from deadly 2 ton bulls as a form of entertainment do you?....Spain wins

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Male 2,388
poeple are so quick tohate the french because their government surrendered to the germans faster than a child would to muhammed ali but the truth is there were many french pockets of resistance... ok jewish-french pockets of resistance which lasted longer than the entirety of poland against the german war machine. But no one nocks the spanish even though they sided with the germans faster than *something, on something*
Plus they look lumpy and smell awful.
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Female 218
That looks more Russian than French :P
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Male 1,360
we gave you the white flag so you could use it in somalia.german top army/somalian thugs...
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Male 976
The colonists could have easily won the Revolutionary War. France only agreed to help so Benjamin Franklin would stop banging their prostitutes (it`s called sarcasm).
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Male 518
Actually, I love French people

*SHOT, GORED, STABBED, MUTILATED, BURNT*

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Male 78
ah, its still nice to see that americans who didnt do anything in the great war (their grandparents/parents did) like to make 60 year old jokes about the country that basically made the revolutionary war a victory.
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Male 382
Stop with the highlighted sentences! this is B.S.! This is not Ebaums GO AWAY!.............happy place...happy place....happy place...
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Female 83
shadowryder....lmao.
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Male 427
ever sad, lol. just gross
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Male 7,933
I wanted to ban davy...
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Male 2,125
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Male 34
its not french... no white flag
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Male 1,452
never seen so many words in highlighted in read since i visited wall street
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Male 382
I think it`s a Russian uniform...you can also plainly see a vodka bottle on the table. Those people know how to party, but I guess you would have to in such a damn cold place.
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Male 1,381
I love it that they chose THIS picture to mod-war over. :)
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Male 12,138
Actually, bugger this. If I`m going to ban myself I may as well get my money`s worth out of it! Here we go:

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Male 12,138
Fair enough lionhart. Lionhart and Davymid offline for 24 hours. See you guys on thursday.
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Male 8,302
Agreed, I`ll give myself a 1 day ban for it, you do the same.
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Male 12,138
Or as they say in Australia: "A big dildo up yer arse ya bastard!"

*translation: "Lionhart my old buddy, haven`t had a chance to chat for ages! How`s the family, lad? Man, it`s great to see ya! Love you, you crazy bastard!"*

OK, /end our cross-cultural educational message and our hijacking this thread with wildly off-topic posts for which most users would receive a polite warning. Hanging head in shame now, thanks for allowing our indulgence!

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Male 8,302
You can`t do that Davy cause I already banned you from the ModBlog while you were posting that comment! As they said in "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly" (aka "Lionhart, Peloos and Davy") - "If you`re gonna shoot, shoot, don`t talk"


[quote]PS we`re only kidding fellow IAB`ers, Davy and I are seldom on together and on the rare occasions our time on DOES coincide we just stir the sh*t out of each other to say `goodonyamate yeralrightyaknow`[/quote]

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Male 12,138
Lionhart, I`m going to make a proposition in the Mod forum that we should have the ability to ban other mods... Bastard! ;-)
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Male 8,302
LOL I *would* insult the Irish too just to be fair, Davy, but when you were born that was insult enough to the Irish :-)
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Male 8,302
Je me rends, vous pouvez avoir ma femme et de l`argent, laissez-moi mon fromage!
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Male 12,138
I trust he`s armed with the French version of the Swiss Army Knife:

Also because I-A-B is an equal-opportunity offender, it`s only fair the we insult the Americans too: Burger-Eating Invasion Monkeys.

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Female 761
Et j`ai rien decir =p
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Female 178
"It can`t possibly be a French military uniform... there`s no white flag."

are you kidding me? look at that white boy. i don`t think i`ve ever seen a bigger flaggot in my life.

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Male 66
"Here`s Jean-Paul wearing the latest in Fashion Militaire... perfect for a night on the town or just surrenduring to the nearest 18 year old with a BB gun."
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Female 169
More like a russian uniform.
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Male 276
"It can`t possibly be a French military uniform... there`s no white flag."
i lold
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Male 2,552
@TheGax, aw, you beat me to it with the "cute in this hat" comment!
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Male 403
1 word. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Male 3,057
It can`t possibly be a French military uniform... there`s no white flag.
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Female 376
lol
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Male 9,306
Ehh...
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Male 815
"I`m super! thanks for asking!
All things considered, I couldn`t be better,
I must say!
I`m feeling SUPER!
No, nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when you`re-
don`t-you-think-I-look-cute-in-this-hat?"


HAHAHA! i TOTALLY thought of the same thing...you made me lmao, thanks!

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Male 1,918
WTF is he holding?!?!?!
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Female 668
I`m super! thanks for asking!
All things considered, I couldn`t be better,
I must say!
I`m feeling SUPER!
No, nothing bugs me!
Everything is super when you`re-

don`t-you-think-I-look-cute-in-this-hat?

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Male 101
wait, this ist nicht germany! i am such a dumkoff
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Male 4,867
they were specially designed so the french could surrender even quicker
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Male 101
vassup! im brüno! Ich habe eine fabulous army kostüme!
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Male 1,064
is he holding a dildo...?
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Male 43
oh thats sexy
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Female 74
lmao, again
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Female 1,412
I like the guy in the background top right...
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Male 5,190
The hat made me lawl.
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Male 38
French? Nah. Russian.

American OP? How they forget....

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Female 397
that hat is way too small.
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Female 44
LMAO.

love it.

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Male 4,807
LOL@ the barber pole dildo
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Male 3,285
Looks more russian to me ;)
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Female 9
This is certainly not the French Uniform, or even it`s parody...
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Male 15,510
This

Is

FRANCE!

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Male 1,375
haha we had some french exchange students come to a party last night and I have NEVER laughed so hard than when they kept walking around saying RICKY BOOBY. They had no idea what it meant but definitely hilarious
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Female 2
Seems more of the Russian to me. Going by the Hat.
But I dunno.

I love it`s smallness. :`D

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Female 9,402
Only the French would do that.
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Male 167
Man he is stoked about that tube.
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Male 1,765
Well, that`s one interesting drinking game.
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Male 82
Seems about right for them.
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Male 19,850
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