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Date: 07/21/09 02:01 PM

65 Responses to The New French Military Uniforms Are In… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Link: The New French Military Uniforms Are In... - ...and they`re FABULOUS!
  2. Profile photo of jdillard
    jdillard Male 18-29
    82 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Seems about right for them.
  3. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Well, that`s one interesting drinking game.
  4. Profile photo of MrSchreiber
    MrSchreiber Male 18-29
    167 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Man he is stoked about that tube.
  5. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:35 am
    Only the French would do that.
  6. Profile photo of TtlOwnage
    TtlOwnage Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:36 am
    Seems more of the Russian to me. Going by the Hat.
    But I dunno.

    I love it`s smallness. :`D

  7. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:54 am
    haha we had some french exchange students come to a party last night and I have NEVER laughed so hard than when they kept walking around saying RICKY BOOBY. They had no idea what it meant but definitely hilarious
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:59 am
    This

    Is

    FRANCE!

  9. Profile photo of Batgirl1334
    Batgirl1334 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:10 am
    This is certainly not the French Uniform, or even it`s parody...
  10. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:16 am
    Looks more russian to me ;)
  11. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:21 am
    LOL@ the barber pole dildo
  12. Profile photo of junebug2326
    junebug2326 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:28 am
    LMAO.

    love it.

  13. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:31 am
    that hat is way too small.
  14. Profile photo of LouScannon
    LouScannon Male 40-49
    38 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:32 am
    French? Nah. Russian.

    American OP? How they forget....

  15. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:53 am
    I like the guy in the background top right...
  16. Profile photo of agrover
    agrover Female 30-39
    74 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    lmao, again
  17. Profile photo of WolfDNA
    WolfDNA Male 18-29
    43 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    oh thats sexy
  18. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    is he holding a dildo...?
  19. Profile photo of meeseman
    meeseman Male 13-17
    101 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    vassup! im brüno! Ich habe eine fabulous army kostüme!
  20. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    they were specially designed so the french could surrender even quicker
  21. Profile photo of meeseman
    meeseman Male 13-17
    101 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    wait, this ist nicht germany! i am such a dumkoff
  22. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    I`m super! thanks for asking!
    All things considered, I couldn`t be better,
    I must say!
    I`m feeling SUPER!
    No, nothing bugs me!
    Everything is super when you`re-

    don`t-you-think-I-look-cute-in-this-hat?

  23. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    WTF is he holding?!?!?!
  24. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    "I`m super! thanks for asking!
    All things considered, I couldn`t be better,
    I must say!
    I`m feeling SUPER!
    No, nothing bugs me!
    Everything is super when you`re-
    don`t-you-think-I-look-cute-in-this-hat?"


    HAHAHA! i TOTALLY thought of the same thing...you made me lmao, thanks!

  25. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Ehh...
  26. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    lol
  27. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    It can`t possibly be a French military uniform... there`s no white flag.
  28. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    1 word. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
  29. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    @TheGax, aw, you beat me to it with the "cute in this hat" comment!
  30. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    "It can`t possibly be a French military uniform... there`s no white flag."
    i lold
  31. Profile photo of Moneo
    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    More like a russian uniform.
  32. Profile photo of TheBadger
    TheBadger Male 40-49
    66 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    "Here`s Jean-Paul wearing the latest in Fashion Militaire... perfect for a night on the town or just surrenduring to the nearest 18 year old with a BB gun."
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    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    "It can`t possibly be a French military uniform... there`s no white flag."

    are you kidding me? look at that white boy. i don`t think i`ve ever seen a bigger flaggot in my life.

  34. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    Et j`ai rien decir =p
  35. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    I trust he`s armed with the French version of the Swiss Army Knife:

    Also because I-A-B is an equal-opportunity offender, it`s only fair the we insult the Americans too: Burger-Eating Invasion Monkeys.

  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    Je me rends, vous pouvez avoir ma femme et de l`argent, laissez-moi mon fromage!
  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    LOL I *would* insult the Irish too just to be fair, Davy, but when you were born that was insult enough to the Irish :-)
  38. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Lionhart, I`m going to make a proposition in the Mod forum that we should have the ability to ban other mods... Bastard! ;-)
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    You can`t do that Davy cause I already banned you from the ModBlog while you were posting that comment! As they said in "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly" (aka "Lionhart, Peloos and Davy") - "If you`re gonna shoot, shoot, don`t talk"


    PS we`re only kidding fellow IAB`ers, Davy and I are seldom on together and on the rare occasions our time on DOES coincide we just stir the sh*t out of each other to say `goodonyamate yeralrightyaknow`

  40. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    Or as they say in Australia: "A big dildo up yer arse ya bastard!"

    *translation: "Lionhart my old buddy, haven`t had a chance to chat for ages! How`s the family, lad? Man, it`s great to see ya! Love you, you crazy bastard!"*

    OK, /end our cross-cultural educational message and our hijacking this thread with wildly off-topic posts for which most users would receive a polite warning. Hanging head in shame now, thanks for allowing our indulgence!

  41. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Agreed, I`ll give myself a 1 day ban for it, you do the same.
  42. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    Fair enough lionhart. Lionhart and Davymid offline for 24 hours. See you guys on thursday.
  43. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    Actually, bugger this. If I`m going to ban myself I may as well get my money`s worth out of it! Here we go:

    *F1RST COMMENT!!1!11!1!!111!!!!1!11eleven!11one!!

    *Are you looking for hot dates in your area? Check this out! This is Mindblowing!

    *Fancylad is gay! Bring back Buddy!

  44. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    I love it that they chose THIS picture to mod-war over. :)
  45. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I think it`s a Russian uniform...you can also plainly see a vodka bottle on the table. Those people know how to party, but I guess you would have to in such a damn cold place.
  46. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    never seen so many words in highlighted in read since i visited wall street
  47. Profile photo of Axelripper
    Axelripper Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    its not french... no white flag
  48. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:57 pm
  49. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    I wanted to ban davy...
  50. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    ever sad, lol. just gross
  51. Profile photo of bejoty
    bejoty Female 13-17
    83 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    shadowryder....lmao.
  52. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    Stop with the highlighted sentences! this is B.S.! This is not Ebaums GO AWAY!.............happy place...happy place....happy place...
  53. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:51 am
    davymid and Lionhart2 should get a room...
  54. Profile photo of PSU840
    PSU840 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 3:47 am
    ah, its still nice to see that americans who didnt do anything in the great war (their grandparents/parents did) like to make 60 year old jokes about the country that basically made the revolutionary war a victory.
  55. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 4:11 am
    Actually, I love French people

    *SHOT, GORED, STABBED, MUTILATED, BURNT*

  56. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 4:29 am
    The colonists could have easily won the Revolutionary War. France only agreed to help so Benjamin Franklin would stop banging their prostitutes (it`s called sarcasm).
  57. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 5:38 am
    we gave you the white flag so you could use it in somalia.german top army/somalian thugs...
  58. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:54 am
    That looks more Russian than French :P
  59. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:49 am
    poeple are so quick tohate the french because their government surrendered to the germans faster than a child would to muhammed ali but the truth is there were many french pockets of resistance... ok jewish-french pockets of resistance which lasted longer than the entirety of poland against the german war machine. But no one nocks the spanish even though they sided with the germans faster than *something, on something*
    Plus they look lumpy and smell awful.
  60. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    >s0rd3dvis1on

    I don`t see French people running away from deadly 2 ton bulls as a form of entertainment do you?....Spain wins

  61. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    that is the cutest hat i`ve ever seen
  62. Profile photo of Chancizzel
    Chancizzel Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    i see he`s meet david blaine on tha streets lol
  63. Profile photo of Buddahfinger
    Buddahfinger Male 30-39
    149 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Q) How do you know that`s a french uniform?
    A)There`s a white flag stuck to his back.
  64. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    haha...yup they are indeed fabulous

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