The Luckiest Man In South America [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Sports

Missed it by that much.
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Female 48
*WANKER* I hate bull fighting. Cruel BASTARDS
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Female 209
""Spains different than South America"
I would of never guessed that. So I`m guesing that you have done your research and South America doesn`t do bull fighting like Spain eh? Or you could just be a moron...."


haha my thoughts exactly

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Male 79
I wonder if all of his sperms lives flashed before their.... faceless heads??
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Male 19
"Spains different than South America"

I would of never guessed that. So I`m guesing that you have done your research and South America doesn`t do bull fighting like Spain eh? Or you could just be a moron....

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Female 2,672
hehehe, the bulls gonna run away home with him and lock him the basement :S
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Male 3,255
Rofl, I love the bleeding hearts in these comments...

"THATS SO CRUEL AND BARBARIC! I WISH HE DIED!"

You`re just being selectively cruel and barbaric, meaning you`re just as bad as them, but with "hate crime" added on. :)

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Male 257
Spains different than South America
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Female 355
I hope he was the one who died a week or so ago.
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Male 153
close one!
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Male 1,232
Owch.
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Female 204
i think some people need to learn that spain is different than south america
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Male 1,153
i hope he got killed after.look at all that blood from the bull, with spears sticking o it of it. so barbaric.
But yeh, very lucky for him
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Male 404
Yeah, really should have hit him.
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Male 58
instant pelvic destrucion

i wanted it to hit....ugh

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Male 246
You`re still discussinh the "South America" thing?

OK, I was wrong: there are two countries in South America that have bull-fighting, Peru and Venezuela. Guatemala is actually in Central America (oops! I might be starting a whole new geography discussion now!).

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Male 3,296
i doubt this is S America... they dont really do this anywhere but Spain an Mexico
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Female 934
OLE!
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Female 51
That was funny until I saw the blood on the bull...they stabbed it with those spears..decorated with red and white festive fetti..maybe that makes them feel better about it.
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Male 85
Wow is that blood on the side of the bull?
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Male 1,918
"*Few* that was close *moves up and slides down* F*CK!"
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Male 204
I thought that Bullfighting was only practiced in Spain. Shows what I know, eh, Kougaiji?
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Male 309
davio---NORTH means there is also a SOUTH. See how that works? and before you bash someone about being stupid, you should make sure you know what you`re talking about.


is there a north africa like south africa?

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Female 901
"stopping autism". nice.
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Male 41
holy poo! yiu guys are geing retarded to the guy messed up his geography if you guys put all the thought that you are putting into calling someone retarded into something like stopping autism or something worthwhile and just as an experiment i fir 28 spelling errors in here so f you bitch then i cant say anything about that
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Male 604
Also, there are 26 sovereign nations in north america, and several territories which have their own governments, taxes, laws, etc.
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Male 604
I`m sorry, but you people REALLY are stupid. South American countries do have bullfighting, including Venezuela and Peru. North American countries that practice it: Mexico, Panama, Guatamala.

European countries include spain, portugal, and france; but I`m not sure how up to date that is since there have been a lot of legal issues surrounding its legality.


Seriously people, either completely stop making assumptions about things you don`t know, OR LEARN THINGS BEFORE TRYING TO ACT LIKE EINSTEINS

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Male 599
dm2754
Male, 30-39, Western US
409 Posts Tuesday, July 14, 2009 11:16:02 PM
It`s funny how Americans think of North America is only the United States and Canada. And forget about the 33 other countries that make up North America.
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Are you really this stupid? Normally I`m pretty reserved about what i say but, I shall venture so far as to call you f*cking retarded.
So you could say America is like 33 countries, but America isn`t even a continent. It`s north and south. That should have given it away. NORTH means there is also a SOUTH. See how that works? and before you bash someone about being stupid, you should make sure you know what you`re talking about.
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Female 169
South... America?! It`s in Spain! How shameful!
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Female 260
South america? More like Spain no?
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Male 78
@KindlyKat: the blood is from the spears in bull`s back, they stab the bull to anger and weaken it, then they dangle the cloth in front of it. What a humane sport!!
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Female 427
I don`t know... that`s an awful lot of blood coming from somewhere.
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Male 2,788
Nice socks
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Female 5,222
XD
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Female 572
Would have been funnier if the bull got him where it hurts, I would have laughed till I peed my pants!
This is FAIL.
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Female 59
poor bull :(
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Male 246
South America? Who wrote that? Ah, OK, that is where the joke is...
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Male 122
Geography... you`re doing it wrong.
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Female 257
I think both deserve to die.
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Female 691
shame he didn`t get gored and die. Bullfighting is a disgusting excuse of `sport` and `tradition`.
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Female 151
Since when is Spain in South America??
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Male 27
Sexual reproduction is required for the human race to evolve resistance to disease. Men will always be needed.
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Male 44
so us males will always have a place in this world :)
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Male 44
@tie died, sorry to burst your bubble, although it is true that they created sperm from stem cells, but the stem cells need to come from a male stem cell
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8138963.stm
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Male 3,285
TheSharpest
Male, 13-17, S. America
954 Posts Tuesday, July 14, 2009 3:40:13 PM

Why South America? Bullfighting is done mainly in Spain.
And tegdp, what are you talking about? The bull is killed with a saber the bullfighter has. It can also be weakened by stabbing small spears decorated with cotton (the red-white things) to its back. The bull is only speared to its chest when the bullfighter is down or obviously f*cked up
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before you make another post AT ALL EVER.. go and actually read/research the fact youa re trying to discuss. But hey, i`d expect a kid to try and think they know better than others.

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Male 499
Tbh I think the people retarded enough to fight with a bull deserves it.

Besides, it`s animal cruelty.

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Female 382
isn`t this in Spain, not South America?
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Female 214
v oh hey Buxco215, they just made sperm from stem cells, so sorry to tell you, but your services won`t be needed anymore.
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Female 214
he would have deserved it! look at that poor bull :(
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Male 177
Nice pink socks there. Wal-mart?
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Male 976
Sounds like bunniesRus has some man issues. And besides, without males, you or I or anybody else wouldn`t exist. Unless you believe females get pregnant "magically".
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Male 592
`where did the blood come from`

its the bulls blood they kill the bull after tormenting it

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Male 8,300
Alternate Title:

The Unluckiest Bull In South America [Pic]
Missed it by that much.

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Male 82
FAIL! Bullfighting is definitely Spanish....
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Male 183
dude... good bull. Gooooood
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Female 179
aww i was hoping one less man to make babies =D
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Male 258
`Yeah but where did all of that blood come from?? `
Hopefully from the bull having pulled the guy`s head off. And to think women want to do this guy big time for being so macho and tough in his pink sockies and cast-off Liberachi trouser suit.....
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Male 4,242
It`s funny how Americans think of North America is only the United States and Canada. And forget about the 33 other countries that make up North America.
Bullfighting his practice in many countries in Europe and North and South America. Including France. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullfightin...
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Male 483
oh god. just imagined steak and blowjob
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Male 13,630
And drinking beer
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Male 3,310
You do realize that the luckiest man in South America was eating a steak and getting a blow job at that moment, right?
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Male 219
Yeah but where did all of that blood come from??

the bull, the sticks are in it`s back

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Female 35
Yeah but where did all of that blood come from??
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Male 10,855
I think he`ll still be singing soprano for the next few days.
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Male 427
a story to tell your grandchildren for sure, considering he`ll still have them :P
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Male 204
Attn: MauserTM. Yes, they are from Spain, but the "sport" is quite strong in Central and South America.
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Female 40
close
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Male 204
Those decorated sticks between the bull and the matador are spear. . . thingys... Anyway, that`s where the blood is coming from; it`s leaking out of the bull.
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Male 2,121
"YTF IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER THE BULL!?!?! O.o"

ever hear of red bull?

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Female 443
Dope, there is blood all over the bull because those spears sticking out of him are effing SPEARS sticking out of him!
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Male 1,222
Bullfights are from Spain, ignorant
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Male 18
Ouch. The bull had its shot to get the guy, don`t they kill the bulls right after? Just missed.
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Male 480
YTF IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER THE BULL!?!?! O.o
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Female 1,264
@idiotfilter
"bull fighting is a SPAINISH sport...that means spain...that means europe....not south america...not north america...."
FYI It is practiced in Latin America. I am Mexican and there is a long tradition of bulll fighting here, because, you know, Mexico has a HUGE cultural influence from Spain, since we were conquered by Spain in 1521. Thus, we have a rich culture that combines our Indigenous roots and our Spanish roots. This includes, unfortunately, bull fighting. Because I agree with you, it is pointless and barbaric.

@Angelmassb
Indeed. I like Latin America better. It defines so much more who we are as a group of countries and cultures.

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Male 156
im pretty sure that bull is bleeding, cruel much?
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Male 2,582
The luckiest WOMEN of South America are the ones who get to spend time with this man. vvvv
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Male 315
"
"It`s probably a picture taken in South America from some article."

Nope, that`s Jose Tomas, from Spain. Fancy, you`re slipping!"

Maybe he was visiting one of the South American rings?

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Male 2,034
Forgot this in my last post:

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Male 2,034
"it is in spain u idiots!!! do u need brains 2 join i-a-b?"

Well, you`re here, so I guess not.


While bullfighting does indeed trace it`s roots to Spain, it is also practiced in Portugal, some cities in southern France, and several Latin American countries.

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Male 174
it is in spain u idiots!!! do u need brains 2 join i-a-b?
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Male 3,915
bull fighting is a SPAINISH sport...that means spain...that means europe....not south america...not north america....europe....but oh well....the sport is stupid, pointless, and barbaric...
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Male 15,510
"I just have a question. Why do people think Mexico is part of South America? Geographically speaking, we are in NORTH America. Still, I`m more confortable with the term "Latin America" which is culturally correct."

Yes I agree with all it, I think is just because most South America and Mexico speaks Spanish, is why they think its all the same

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Male 1,764
Ah cool Osiris, I thought el picador did that just to weaken the bull by blood loss. Maybe it does that too (the cotton thing those things have in the top are partially meant to absorb the blood), but I had no idea that also crippled the bull. Which makes this pseudo-sport all the more barbaric.
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Female 1,697
Llamaz it`s not art, I`ve been to one and it`s one of the cruelest things I`ve seen, people cheering up for some as$%ole to digg blades to an animal

yeah, real man sport, for special little man with no brain.

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Female 1,697
wrong continent

as for the photo, totally against that, it`s animal torture just for entretaiment, sucks!!!

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Male 1,381
i love the pink socks. they really make the outfit.
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Female 1,264
>>> osirisascend said:
YOU sir are the moron.
A rather culturally ignorant one to boot.

Hehehe you made me happy today.

And this guy is lucky and stupid. If he had gotten hurt, he had it comming.

I just have a question. Why do people think Mexico is part of South America? Geographically speaking, we are in NORTH America. Still, I`m more confortable with the term "Latin America" which is culturally correct.

Just felt like saying that.

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Male 814
"It`s probably a picture taken in South America from some article."

Nope, that`s Jose Tomas, from Spain. Fancy, you`re slipping!

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Male 3,058
@ TheSharpest: The purpose of the small spears in the neck is to sever certain muscles so the bull will only charge in a straight line.

This is done before the "fight" begins by a Picador.

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Male 782
I think they should raise the stakes and start rhinoceros fights. Oh and the matadors only get nerf darts. OLAY!
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Male 12
If you really think of it. There must be 1,000 luckier men in South America.
I mean.
Being on top of an animal that`s pissed off at you isn`t too lucky even if it did narrowly miss changing your sex.
Just saying :]
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Male 3,058
@ ADRUNKHOBO: Are you truly so ignorant that you think that the only country that Bullfighting takes place in is Spain? Two countries to the south of you, there`s this little country you may have heard of called Mexico... Most major cities in Mexico have a bullring. It would stand to reason that a fair amount of Spanish-speaking countries have them as well.

YOU sir are the moron.

A rather culturally ignorant one to boot.

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Male 338
You have to see a bullfight in person to understand it, according to my spanish teacher. She says a true bullfight is like an art.
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Female 77
The bull fighter was asking for it. Cultural or not, bull fighting is cruel and should be put to an end. That creature is naturally trying to defend himself in an arena he has no chance of surviving.
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Male 165
He would have deserved getting his nuts horned off that damn bull killer.
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Male 4,867
what if he`s already dead...just lying on top O_o
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Male 315
"Hey, that`s not a south american thing, that`s a spanish (as in spain) thing. Morons. "

It`s probably a picture taken in South America from some article.

Just because Naan is an Indian bread doesn`t mean nobody eats it anywhere else.

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Male 295
Hey, that`s not a south american thing, that`s a spanish (as in spain) thing. Morons.
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Female 4,376
Ugh...I know this is like a cultural thing, but I find nothing amazing about killing an animal that you purposely were trying to pis off.

If you want to do Bull Runs and look like a jackass go ahead but why kill the the creature?

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Male 1,764
Why South America? Bullfighting is done mainly in Spain.
And tegdp, what are you talking about? The bull is killed with a saber the bullfighter has. It can also be weakened by stabbing small spears decorated with cotton (the red-white things) to its back. The bull is only speared to its chest when the bullfighter is down or obviously f*cked up.
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Male 5,189
Hax.
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Female 9,572
Someone is coming home happy and relieved.
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Male 330
OH SHI,T!
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Male 3,285
You know what they do when they fight the bull? The spear or lance they use is thrust into the chest of teh bull, piercing the heart of the creature. The blood you see is the blood pumped fromt eh heart threough the hole left by the lance.

And people call this a "sport".

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Male 1,064
even in a situation like this? the bullrider lost, meaning the bull won. WTF?
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Male 295
Paco, the bull is killed, and eaten.
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Male 1,064
what would happen to the bull afterards in this kind of situation?
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Female 71
Look at all the blood on that bull. Stupid "sport"
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Male 788
bull fighting is gay. i wish he got stabbed. other than that good picture
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Male 20,917
Link: The Luckiest Man In South America [Pic] [Rate Link] - Missed it by that much.
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