The Japanese Robot Urinal [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Science

No thank you, Japan!
There are 72 comments:
Male 2,552
Oh dear god. No. Just no.
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Female 45
the top part looks like a camera
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Male 126
i dont want some dirty robot hand touching mine!
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Male 1,837
if it shakes off the last few drops, then what if it malfunctions and speeds up?

well there IS a urinal after all...

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Male 327
Some hacker is going to reprogram that poo to where it fists some 60 year old dude in the ass
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Male 23
heh, i`d see if i could anger this thing somehow, just to see if it did anything besides yell at me.
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Male 169
"Uh... what are the robot hands for?"

Presumably to shake your joint off after you take a leak. That`s just my guess anyway XD

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Male 690
bastard urinal
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Male 621
Hey, those hands look shifty. This toilet dun sit right with me!
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Female 324
Uh... what are the robot hands for?
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Male 308
I think I would practice long distance peeing on this
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Male 289
Seriously, now the clap and crabs actually attack you!
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Male 174
I would rip its arms off if they moved in the general direction my manhood .
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Male 7
I can`t decide whether its a step up from the ones you have to squat in.

alfietoon: you seem to have incredibly womanish hips in your avatar?

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Male 328
You know what they say about japanese men, bomb so big made penis smaller.
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Male 32
If it was meant to give hand jobs, why are the hands so small?
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Male 670
now if only it had wheels...
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Male 386
I`d spend hours reprogramming that to give hand jobs.

BTW alfietoon:
EPIC AVATAR

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Female 781
It looks like it`s ready to wrench off anything that gets within grabbing distance...
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Male 2,125
Complimentary hand job? Sweet!
...as long as I`m the first one there and it`s COMPLETELY safe =S
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Male 90
i wish north america was that cool
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Male 1,164
URINATE IN MY MOUTH OR BE VAPOURIZED!!!!

i cant pee under pressure D:

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Male 311
i want one. in my house. now.
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Male 328
Finally my dreams have come true not only can I go to the bathroom, I can have something wash my testicles at the same time. Japan you have seen my dreams and I thank you for being insane enough to do it.
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Male 3,915
i don`t wanna know what the hands are for...
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Male 394
this urinal might as well come with playboy and a chair O.o
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Male 4,393
o god X(
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Male 7
looks like his hands are out waiting for something i wonder what
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Male 499
That looks kinda unhygienic...
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Male 194
wow, it can even shake it when your done
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Female 169
Looks like a `shop to me.
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Male 256
*BEEEP" Sir your time is up, you must stop urinating to I will pinch it off... Too late, begin pinching off sequence.
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Female 5,222
lmao "here let me hold that for you"
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Female 1,260
Malfunctions would be baaaad! Not sure a guy would want to take that chance...then again, guys do a lot of strange things.
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Male 953
Awesome....I don`t even have to put my Beer down, I love this thing.
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Male 815
HA! i kinda want to try that
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Male 1,918
eww does it self wash after using...It shakes for you
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Male 15,510
I hope they have some heating for those hands...
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Male 2,388
The way it holds iits midle and index finger over its thumb leads me to believe it would be gentle. Id use it especially when drunk
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Male 10,855
"Hey keep your hands off my junk!"
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Female 66
its really interesting how many people think this is a device that actually touches you... since in japan convenience is a standard for most things, i would think this is just something that would hold your belongings so you didnt have to set them on the floor... and that "camera" is probably a sensor that asks "Can I hold your coat? Your bags?" I can see it used in shopping centers or in office buildings for briefcases or satchels... though i would LOL if it was for what everyone thinks its for
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Male 249
what if it grips too hard and rips off your poor little friend? D:
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Male 1,375
Rainne
Female, 18-29, Western US
1 Posts Thursday, July 23, 2009 10:47:10 AM
the other hand is to steady you by holding at the small of the back? or...if prefer the other hand? or...god...the answers just keep coming to me
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Did you make a screen name for the sole purpose of making that post? That`s more disturbing than the picture
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Male 13,630
Then it be a tight fisted W*nker
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Male 480
What if it had a malfunction and gripped your ding ding uber hard!?!?!? O.o You couldn`t stop it either... That`s depressing. JAPAN YOU SUCK!
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Male 91
Well thats interesting...
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Male 13,630
Oh dear, ole felix is gonna get deluged with smutty e mails now
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Male 211
Did you hear that everyone? [email protected] wants an email. Don`t worry felixbuzz, I`ll post your email around so people can get in touch with you.
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Male 126
hi everyone, just wanna say my dad took away my laptop so i cant go on chat here any more(right now im in my library, where chat is blocked.) so, just wanna say, if ya wanna keep in touch, then my email address is [email protected] ttyl
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Male 367
I believe the "other" hand is for the "smaller" fellas. :D
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Female 2
the other hand is to steady you by holding at the small of the back? or...if prefer the other hand? or...god...the answers just keep coming to me
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Female 4,039
What`s the other hand for?
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Male 1,765
Japan never ceases to surprise me. Seriously, when you think it can`t get any weirder than a 15 foot tall fire-breathing baby they create an urinal that holds your dong. Thanks Japan!
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Male 516
i`d try it if i was sure no one else had tried it before... that would be to unsanitary
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Male 367
Why are the Japanese always trying to take pictures of my Junk???
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Male 257
And thank you Japan for providing us this pic. But no thanks i wont use it
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Male 579
suddenly, a step motor begins freaking out, going from forward to reverse rapidly... Just when you think life is good, the hand squeezes just a bit too hard.
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Male 149
"Can I hold that for you sir?"
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Male 4,807
Is that a camera with a zoom lens??
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Male 374
um, no thanks. id rather not.......
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Female 9,560
Pedobot?
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Male 2,229
one has to very trusting to use this
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Male 1,064
lol, it has a camera ;D
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Male 2,788
More than 2 shakes and he`s playing with you.
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Male 1,375
my movies better ferdyfred ;-)
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Male 104
It really doesn`t take that long to figure out what that machine does to your penis.
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Male 427
so..... it shakes it for us??
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Male 13,630
Needs to close it fingers a little me thinks, Unless the last guy was a effalump
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Male 897
ROFL!! `No thank you, Japan!` That caption made me lol. So, is the robot supposed to hold your junk for you while you pee, or is it holding up its hands in protest?
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Male 1,375
and no courtesy reach around? this robot is BULLSH*T
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Male 24
Urinal? More like creepy handjob robot.
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Male 20,828
Link: The Japanese Robot Urinal [Pic] [Rate Link] - No thank you, Japan!
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