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Date: 07/23/09 06:01 AM

50 Responses to The Hebetudinous Exam

  1. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 6:40 am
    Link: The Hebetudinous Exam - Another incredibly frustrating test. Just answer each question correctly and you`ll be fine.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 6:59 am
    5% stupid....
  3. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:02 am
    What was the 55th letter in theprevious text? ... Yeah, right...
    Click the smallest orange shape.
    Fudge this.
  4. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:04 am
    25% stupid, it says"Well. you`re passing"
    yey
  5. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:05 am
    I just don`t get the "who did NOT run as pesidential candidate 08"
  6. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:07 am
    I can`t find the smallest orange shape, sadly.
    And I don`t really want to play this game anymore.
    But I have to beat it now.
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Found it.
  8. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:10 am
    i freaked out at the luigi thing and i now i cant get past the fricken "which number doesnt belong" one.
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    Mrsdavid Female 18-29
    6 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:24 am
    slowest shape???
  10. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:47 am
    evidently I am a GENEOUS!!!!!!(yes it was on purpose)
  11. Profile photo of bintish
    bintish Male 18-29
    64 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:48 am
    Why?
  12. Profile photo of makkaal
    makkaal Male 18-29
    123 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:51 am
    mrs. david: just wait for it.

    nonamewillfi: gotta take a guess. even after i found out the right answer, i couldn`t figure out why in all nine hells it was supposed to be it.

    was anyone able to get the sun-earth distance one at the end? none of the five answers seem to be right, while two of them are actually correct... even looked it up.

    whoever made this apparently just wanted to f*ck with people. in contrast to all other quizzes of this type, i found myself not having fun at all (going, "oh, right! haha!"), but cursing at the creator.

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:59 am


    I hate these things but love them at the same time, if thats possible.
    They are so addicting and hard to do while you pretend to be working.

  14. Profile photo of Dunmer
    Dunmer Male 18-29
    76 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:06 am
    Smallest orange shape?
  15. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:10 am
    I can`t even get past the title screen. Hahahaha, I suck.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:13 am
    Seriously, I can`t find the x to begin, this is annoying me now.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:20 am
    Oh, I found the x. And I completed it, go me! (although I now have an strange fear of Luigi)
  18. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:27 am
    dunmer, the smallest orange shape is the dot on top of the I in the word "click" :)
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    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:31 am
    took awhile but I finished it
  20. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:32 am
    Is it ok if I post walkthrough?
  21. Profile photo of ppassion
    ppassion Female 18-29
    104 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:32 am
    How about which one is the slowest? Its the star!!! How come it doesn`t work
  22. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:37 am
    I`ll just post anyway to spoil your fun:

    0. Click x in "Exam"
    1. Paper
    2. Violet
    3. T
    4. Click the dot over i in "Click"
    5. Wait for Slowpoke to appear, click him.
    6. 3,142
    7. -1,663.5
    8. Freak out, have seizure, calm down, go to 9.
    9. Jesse Ventura
    10. dihydrogen monoxide (it`s water, this joke is old and stupid)
    11. Biotin
    12. 17
    13. 150 mln km

    BTW, if you know why is it 17 for #12, please tell me.

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    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:38 am
    that was really.... not fun... i beat it after 10 tries :(
  24. Profile photo of mrgimpy
    mrgimpy Male 30-39
    56 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:58 am
    KeKs...The numbers are palindromes.

    3 13 17 24 2
    313 17 242. 17 doesn`t belog.

  25. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:29 am
    That was really, really stupid. My MENSA cousin got 70% stupid.
  26. Profile photo of The_Freekill
    The_Freekill Male 13-17
    104 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 10:50 am
    The dihydrogen monoxide "joke" is so old it is no longer applicable. IUPAC has officially renamed it to "water" already. Dihydrogen monoxide isn`t considered a term in nomenclature anymore.
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    felixbuzz Male 60-69
    126 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:04 am
    i won first try
  28. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:19 am
    The dihydrogen monoxide "joke" is so old it is no longer applicable. IUPAC has officially renamed it to "water" already. Dihydrogen monoxide isn`t considered a term in nomenclature anymore.

    -----------------------------------------------

    Is water not hydrogen dioxide?
    H=Hydrogen 2O=Dioxide

    Also whats the crack with the pink thing in the which is slowest question?

  29. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:27 am
    Genius on the winning screen is spelled wrong.
  30. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:37 am
    "Is water not hydrogen dioxide?
    H=Hydrogen 2O=Dioxide "
    I would think it would look like HO2 rather than H20
    The number comes after :) Hydrogen Dioxide is actually a gas that is very inflammable, and is an ingredient of coal gas and water gas. Definitely not water!!

    The Freekill had it right, they`ve simply changed it to Water instead of calling it Dihydrogen(H2) monoxide (O)

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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:39 am
    That being said, that WAS stupid. Felixbuzz is a witch!
  32. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:49 am
    That.

    Was.

    Stupid.

    Period.

  33. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    this is incredibly stupid..
  34. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    not to mention seizure/heart attack inducing
  35. Profile photo of itsagame
    itsagame Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    keks you could see the numbers as palindromes, but at least to me it makes more sense to look at it like this: all the numbers start with the letter "T" except 17 whihc starts with "S"
  36. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    20% cause i was done after failing the banned thing. I`m in canada why the hell would i care about US stuff
  37. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Dfaulted-the answer is Dihydrogen Monoxide, for the simple reason that banning it would cause us all to die. :-P (think about it...)
  38. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    SPOILER:
    ----------------------------------------
    MADE BY KREKS:
    0. Click x in "Exam"
    1. Paper
    2. Violet
    3. T
    4. Click the dot over i in "Click"
    5. Wait for Slowpoke to appear, click him.
    6. 3,142
    7. -1,663.5
    8. Freak out, have seizure, calm down, go to 9.
    9. Jesse Ventura
    10. dihydrogen monoxide (it`s water, this joke is old and stupid)
    11. Biotin
    12. 17
    13. 150 mln km

  39. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    I fail. I`m an idiot.
  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    0% Stupid, I fail at being stupid.

    Also re #8, I THOUGHT WE AGREED NO SCREAMERS ON IAB, FELLOW MODS!!! Some of us are getting on a bit you know!!! Damn good thing I was wearing the brown trousers!

  41. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    BTW, hebetudinous is a real word.
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    mypreciousss Female 18-29
    134 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    that was awesome
  43. Profile photo of MeriTimeKat
    MeriTimeKat Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    0% stupid. That trig question sucked, I should have just guessed. Lol, too much college math.
  44. Profile photo of mlr1021
    mlr1021 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    October 24, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    40% stupid. I fail.
  45. Profile photo of mystery08
    mystery08 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 2:25 am
    the last question is dumb

    95M miles is about 150M km which is about 9light minutes.
    there are 3 correct answers

  46. Profile photo of EuroSwag
    EuroSwag Female 13-17
    30 posts
    March 3, 2010 at 10:20 am
    I feel so stupid I clicked the fricken smallest orange shape
  47. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    March 17, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    Spoiler alert kinda

    Why is the answer to the math one not 22?

    IF: Square = 1, Circle = 16, and Star = 21
    THEN:
    1 + 16 = 17
    21 - 16 = 5
    1^5 + 21 = 22
    OR
    IF: Square = 0, Circle = 17, Star = 22

    Either way I am 40% smarter than the creator...
  48. Profile photo of AGG
    AGG Female 18-29
    1 post
    March 24, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Spoiler alert:

    @Stelly, you missed the fact that the bottom square was to the fifth power.
  49. Profile photo of prncess_oreo
    prncess_oreo Female 13-17
    1 post
    November 23, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    wheres the x button at ): at the very beginning ): i cant figure out how to play it?

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