Ted Danson Leaks Mens` Secret Pickup Lines [Video]

Submitted by: thebeefytaco 7 years ago in Weird

Dude! Ted, what are you doing? Those pickup lines were top secret! Now every girl will know our sexy-time schemes!
There are 20 comments:
Female 1,306
"I can only think of a werid combination of Zap Brannigan and captain Kirk while watching this :P"

oh my god. yes. Zap Brannigan is this man in disguise.

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Female 25
The Face on Mars
the possibility of some unknown
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Female 4,028
Ha! Do people actually use these? Sadly... the answer is most likely "yes."
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Male 43
LOL, ill pull it on time, hahaha
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Male 439
I can only think of a werid combination of Zap Brannigan and captain Kirk while watching this :P
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Male 1,505
Ted Danson`s new line: The glue from my toupee turns green in the rain. Green. Just like my wallet.
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Male 845
negative one, i disagree. ugliness is sexy to women right now. it has been since napoleon dynamite. its making it really hard for us sexy guys to cope.
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Male 3,756
Negative One, you`ve solved the mystery my friend.
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Female 1,682
lol. that rocked. "god gave you a beautiful body, share it" XD
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Male 2,582
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Male 5,190
...No
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Male 2,510
why is everything so terrible?
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Male 280
Hi honey have you got a ruler? nar, we`re just wondering if mine is as fulfilling as the lines it took to get it there...
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Male 7,933
he was THE man back in the day
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Male 3,619
I don`t need lines... I got my entrolling eyes and good looks to sway the ladies for me.
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Male 2,076
everything, IS, terrible
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Female 251
oh ted
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Male 1,297
woah, that is one creepy motherf*cker!
btw i always lol at the idea that dudes use "lines" to convince girls of anything. talk about not having any mojo...
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Female 443
Nice socks Ted!
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Male 106
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