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Date: 07/06/09 12:00 PM

149 Responses to Teacher Gives Own Sex Tape To 5th Graders [Video]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 6, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Link: Teacher Gives Own Sex Tape To 5th Graders - A female teacher made an end-of-year DVD for her kids as a gift. Guess who also burnt the wrong hidden files to disc?
  2. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    STILL can`t find the damn thing on teh intarwebz. Sauce?
  3. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhhahha
  4. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    That`s one hot teacher.
  5. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Tell us if you find it duffy.
  6. Profile photo of Middy93
    Middy93 Female 30-39
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    wow that sucks
  7. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    lol wow..

    how is it possible to have made so many different copies of it without realzing? couldn`t she have made the video on a digital camera and her cute little dvd for her class on something else. i dunno i just don`t get how anyone could be that stupid and even though i don`t think she should lose her job over it no school will ever hire her knowing this, they don`t care if it was an accident it will make them look bad.

    next time don`t tape yourself darling.

  8. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    And that`s why we preview things.
  9. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    gothicqueen, I don`t think she distributed copies of pure sex tape, it was an additional item burnt to the dvd that was a hidden file.

    its not like she had 50 dvd`s burned of her sex tape, it was a file saved on the computer that she apparently forgot was in the folder that she burnt.

  10. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    "Parents are now having to find words to explain what their children saw on that tape"
    About damn time you finally explained where babies come from, since they`re about to hit puberty an` all.
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    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    thats great! can`t wait to see it on the internet.
  12. Profile photo of d27and
    d27and Female 13-17
    110 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    "And that`s why we preview things."

    Amen.

  13. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    I was talking about this with my co-workers yesterday when it hit the news. This is completely insane.

    I don`t understand a few things here though. If it were an accident and she honestly didn`t know this had merged onto the dvd she was creating for school then she should be reprimanded but allowed to keep her career as a teacher. However, I do NOT believe she didn`t know. After the video was done being created - she didn`t ONCE look over it to review it?

    I`m with Goth on this one. The moron should`ve never taped herself in the first place.

  14. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    ""Parents are now having to find words to explain what their children saw on that tape"
    About damn time you finally explained where babies come from, since they`re about to hit puberty an` all."


    I don`t think thats what they meant

    little Suzy: Mommy where do babies come from?
    OK

    little Suzy: Mommy whats the bucking bronco?
    Not OK

  15. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    ms.delfante?! when i was in elementery there was a teacher ms.defante!
  16. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Oh maaaan that sucks. Especially seeing as she WAS trying to be a nice teacher. My teachers never made me cool memento DVD`s dammit! Especially not with born >:(

    Although maybe just because you taped yourself having sex during that school year you shouldn`t keep it in the "Grade5-2009 memories" folder lol!!

    "Daddy, is that Ms. Defanti?"
    "Well...you see son...Ms.Defanti is..a naughty naughty girl"

  17. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    damn i gotta find that video on internet
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    How long for that video to show up on Internet? my bet is this week
  19. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Man, this story is crazy. Why didn`t stuff like this happen when I was a kid..?
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    You gotta talk about the birds and the bees sometime.
  21. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    I bet the dad said `Son, go and play in your room while daddy looks into this`....*fap, fap, fap* bwahaha! GROW UP AMERICA! If this weekend with my idiotic family has taught me anything it`s that kids are little monsters. I had my little cousin call me a `Fat boob` for 2 days and grab at my bikini at a waterpark, cause I get he wanted a closer look. Kids are sick. *shrug*
  22. Profile photo of killergamer
    killergamer Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    lol why do they keep cutting to it?
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    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    XD thank god that hasnt happened to me.. i STILL havnt gotten an even somewhat good looking teacher
  24. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    id keep the cd :3
  25. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    the funny thing is they r trying 2 keep the kids frm seeing it but mean while they broadcast it on the news. lol classy move there.
  26. Profile photo of xsilentherox
    xsilentherox Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    "lol why do they keep cutting to it?", haha i was thinking the same thing! xD
  27. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Where do I get a copy?
  28. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    wait, so that dad at the end can`t ask his kid questions? he want the school to ask that questions and then tell him? idiot.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    "I want the school to be my kids parents for me". Real quote at the end.
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    ugh. my worst nightmare.
  31. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Seriously. It was a dumb mistake but a parent who can`t explain sex to a kid in 5th grade shouldn`t even be a parent. The American hysteria over sex is just ridiculous. It`s a natural thing, and seeing someone masturbate won`t exactly flip your world upside down unless you are in serious need of having your world flipped.

    Really, this shouldn`t have happened but i don`t see what the big deal is, just get the dvds back and toss em away and there you go.

  32. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 6, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    She`ll be fired, I`d bet money on it. I`m not saying she should, just that she will. She really should have checked it first.
  33. Profile photo of bunniesRus
    bunniesRus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    ha that was great love how some care and does not
  34. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    July 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    Give it two weeks and some kid will be selling copies on Ebay for 20 bucks a pop.
  35. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    lmao Epic fail!
  36. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    But i tell you what, a couple of my teachers were pretty hot. I wouldn`t have minded getting a tape like that from them :D
  37. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    Biggest FML of the year.

    Remember students (and teachers), always double check your work!

  38. Profile photo of FELLDOWN123
    FELLDOWN123 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    When I was 10 I had to find porn in bushes. Now your teacher gives it to you. COOL!!

    Anyone remember the Venom song Teacher`s Pet?

  39. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    That reporter`s jeans were way too tight. He looked uncomfortable walking at 1:33.
  40. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    @ IslandLotus

    Agreed, must have been casual Fridays over at Chanel 13. *shudder*

  41. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    LMFAOOO!
  42. Profile photo of T3hPhilip
    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    Man... a combined LOL and an OMG.
    This is awesome.
  43. Profile photo of urstupid
    urstupid Male 13-17
    47 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    hmm wonder if she was hot
  44. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    This is retarded. I bet there wouldn`t be as big a fuss over all this if it was some horribly bloody scene from a horror movie instead of just a few seconds of sex. Those parents should be thankful is was just sex.
  45. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    TITS OR GTFO.
  46. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    July 6, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    Father of children: "I was shocked, this is much milder porn than my children are used to. It`s a tough thing to have to tell your children about soft core porn".
  47. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    councelling for my children? dude, porn is all over the net, it won`t make a difference and they don`t need councelling
  48. Profile photo of Spiderbait
    Spiderbait Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    The best part is the dad at the end that symbolizes what is wrong with sex-education today. He actually says that he wants counseling for the children so that they will have someone to talk to about this, someone to answer the questions they have been asking him.
    Is he actually saying that his children are going through a tough time and that he intends to ignore their crisis and try to shift the responsibility unto someone else? He even said that they had asked him questions about what he saw and he wants someone else to come answer them!
  49. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    How the hell do you make a mistake like that?
  50. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    this is why adults shouldnt be allowed to perform complex operations on a computer on their own
  51. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    ::ahem::

    I`m not gonna be able to comment on the subject until I thoroughly review the full video and... take notes. This will be to make sure what exactly went on, just to see whether the outrage is justifiable or not. Purely educational.

    ::ahem::

  52. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    And now the kids will learn how horrible and evil sex is and that the teacher deserves to be fired because she accidentally let them know that sex exists.
    Because apparently we expect our children to not even know they have gentiles until they`re 18.
    FFS, I walked in on my mother watching porn as a kid. I asked questions, her answer was "you`ll know when you`re older. It`s an adult thing."
    And that was it. Big f-ing deal. I never cared to even ask again.
  53. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    I lul`d.
  54. Profile photo of LadiesChoice
    LadiesChoice Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    They forgot to report that the father, Joe, watched the DVD 100 times before he got caught from his wife
  55. Profile photo of rgu3t0
    rgu3t0 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    "SarahofBorg: Because apparently we expect our children to not even know they have gentiles until they`re 18."

    You misspelled "genitals" LOL

  56. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    "Oh look, its the field trip to the zoo, I`m going to name this file `Wild animals"...oh look, there`s my sex video. I`m going to name this one `wild animal..."
    ...^ you know it cuts off the title sometimes...honest mistake? /snicker
  57. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    "dad, is that mrs delfonte"
    "i think its mrs delfonte"
    "it WAS mrs delfonte"

    ROFLMFFAO

  58. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    ha. she lives in my area. heres here email adress Crystal Defanti

    [email protected]

    looked up at the schools website. im gonan see if i can find a pic

  59. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 6, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    Kid: Dad, is that Mrs Defanti in my DVD?
    Dad (Jokes): I dunno, I wouldn`t recognise her with her clothes on!
    Kid: Well you`d recognise her in this then.
    Dad: Wha!?? Gimme that DVD... um... I`m going in my room to... ring the school... don`t come in.
  60. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 6, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Those kids should be glad it was her that was their teacher, and not Mr Garrison.
  61. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    I like how the news kept repeating the scene where she was having sex. As if it is not enough the embarrassment she suffered from her 5th grade class watching was not enough... Still funny though.
  62. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    that, would be horrific, but that is hilarious XD
  63. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    I wonder how many dads "couldn`t tell it was her" so they had to keep replaying the dvd for buddies and making copies. Good god already, this was definitely a dumb ass mistake and the same people that will let their fat assed kids sit around all summer playing violent video games are going to skewer this poor lady. If I had been that teacher I would have burned new ones and went to each house the day it broke.
  64. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    BTW, someone remove iAMZach`s posting, that`s just inappropriate...
  65. Profile photo of Turducken
    Turducken Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    Oh sh*t!!! did they really ahve to repeat the sex tape on the news? lolololol!!!!
  66. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    Goodbye mediocre career in teaching, hello high paying career in TEH PRON!
  67. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    "leaving parents having to explain to their children what they are seeing".. Really, they are int he fifth grade, do they not know what sex is? That sucks that that happened though, poor woman, I don`t see why some of the fathers are so disturbed and hating her though. it is not like she wanted them to see her woohoo. Lol.

    p.s: anyone else wish they could watch?

  68. Profile photo of thummy11
    thummy11 Male 30-39
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    What was scarier was the reporter who did the report...he was really creepy. NEWS FLASH...5th grade teachers get it on....and hey, 5th grade is a good time to learn about sex. She`s doing the parents a favor.
  69. Profile photo of Jmsword88
    Jmsword88 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    Lol 5th graders need counseling for watching a home made porno?
  70. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    what did they mean they had to explain what it was. they`re in 5th grade. thats when my parents gave me the talk, and our school showed us "the video" (that video was soooooooo gay. it was about a guy who was in a band that sung about puberty. at one point he said "you know, sometimes when im on stage my voice cracks, and i get embarrassed". i mean FFS).

    i mean almost every guy i know started looking at porn in 5th grade.

  71. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    i say "i mean..." WAAAYYYYY too much. i apologize
  72. Profile photo of aboredfool
    aboredfool Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    you know that dad took the dvd and watched it for a couple of hours :P
  73. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    "i mean almost every guy i know started looking at porn in 5th grade."

    LOL! DUH! thats what us teenagers do! xD

  74. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Epic fail.
  75. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    i`d be like well son, that`s actually what you came out of, no biggie you`ll probably really like `em in a few years. No real harm, no foul in my mind
  76. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    hmmm, I will require a copy of said video for *ahem* research purposes.
  77. Profile photo of AlewaresXD
    AlewaresXD Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    Oh noes! I don`t know how to describe secks to my childrens! Parent Fail.

    Oh noes! I`m too stupid to learn how to burn DVDs! Teacher Fail.

  78. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    July 6, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    On that note, I was so MADLY in love with my female teachers when I was in fifth grade, just starting to get REALLY attracted to women, and I sat there thinking about what they might look like naked...I would have given anything to have a DVD like this, but then again I might have been disappointed.
  79. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    July 6, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Like my very first love was Debbie Harry ("Blondie") and about 30 years later when I finally saw her goodies, since she used to be an art model before becoming a huge star and the pics got leaked onto the internet, I was immensely disappointed.
  80. Profile photo of yoiyoi
    yoiyoi Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    Lol, I wonder if the dads kept the dvd`s.
  81. Profile photo of roses4u21
    roses4u21 Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    well, the kids woulda heard ALL about that in middle school, if they hadn`t already.
  82. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    What I lol`d at most was the dad mimicking the pose the teacher did in her little video there.
    "Her leg was up like this and everything!"
  83. Profile photo of georgeftw6
    georgeftw6 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    wtf parents having to explain to kids what was going on?they are freakn 5th graders they should know by now, i knew about that poop since i was in 2nd grade >_>
  84. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    that was pretty hawt, even though it was blurred
  85. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    Yeah the parents have to FIND WORDS to tell 11 year olds what sex is.

    Srlsy.

    11 year olds.

    Still a stupid mistake though.

  86. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    "A new DVD will be sent to the children."

    Part two of the sex tape?

  87. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
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    July 6, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    Oh my
  88. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    Give it two weeks and some kid will be selling copies on Ebay for 20 bucks a pop. give it three and it will be all over the internet and downloadable on rapidshare
  89. Profile photo of She111
    She111 Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    And now class, this is why we always double check and edit everything we make.
  90. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
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    July 6, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    "OK Johnny, give Daddy the video so he can keep in in a safe place."

    Can you imagine what Parent/Teacher night is going to be like?

  91. Profile photo of TwoDog
    TwoDog Male 50-59
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    July 6, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    Now thats a nice teacher.I wish mine were like that when I was in school.
  92. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    Them kids are never gonna look at that teacher in the same way again. Imagine how awkward the sex ed lessons would be.
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    dracokain Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 12:06 am
    hawt
  94. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
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    July 7, 2009 at 12:32 am
    Now all my stupid mistakes seem so much less embarrassing!
  95. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 1:07 am
    Oh come on, 5th grade? Jeez, that`s old enough, parents should stop being such b*tches and educate their kids already. Hell, I`d say 90 percent of the kids don`t even care anyways.
  96. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
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    July 7, 2009 at 1:27 am
    Poor teacher. It was totally stupid, but man, that`s gotta be humiliating.
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    webcamwanker Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 1:52 am
    counselling for your kid, ffs, you twat, get a grip on life, half of them are gonna grow up junkies or killing anyway. id love to have seen my teacher getting it on!
  98. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 2:40 am
    you know.....one more thing. I mean, in 5th grade i already knew what sex was >.> im sure these kids know lol i mean maybe they havnt seen it, but still. The parents need to stop acting like they can shelter the kids forever. cause man, once middle school hits. its time for porn and bewbs and masturbation :D
  99. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 3:48 am
    Lol at americans. I knew what sex is long before I went to school.
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    argon8 Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:04 am
    When I was in 6th grade, we got a DVD at the end of the year. After they were handed out, more than half the kids probably never watched it again.
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 4:08 am
    Damn you pixelation! *shakes fist*
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    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 5:16 am
    LOL... painful
  103. Profile photo of HornyPanda
    HornyPanda Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 5:20 am
    Hahaha Hey "Joe" .. how was the teacher positioned? hahaha
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    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 5:28 am
    If I had seen this as a kid, I`d think it was hilarious but gross at the same time. I wouldn`t be scarred though.

    That`s so embarrassing for the teacher, but it`s pretty drating dumb of her at the same time.

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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 5:34 am
    .... where can i get a copy
  106. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:01 am
    Is she even a HOT teacher?
  107. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:49 am
    Meh, she looked hot but they blurred the shi*t outta that video.. Gotta go check out PureTNA or Cheggit to see if it`s been leaked!
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    patridiot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:50 am
    I can`t get over the reporter`s outfit - green polo, white belt and blue jeans.

    That man`s kids do need counselling, but not for the reasons he thinks.

  109. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:53 am
    what a complete moron.
  110. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:57 am
    ah drat, that`s a HUGE fail
  111. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:57 am
    Youre a parent. Its YOUR job to explain to your kids what they saw :/ Ffs. Sheltered kids either become socially inept or hookers.
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    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:13 am
    wow the economy is affecting everyone, the reporters outfit look like it came from walmart
  113. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:31 am
    Fail is not a strong enough word! Colossal bonehead would be better. Hey, has anyone seen the video? Is she hawt?
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    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:34 am
    "it`s not fair"

    hahaha

  115. Profile photo of supersassyk8
    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:49 am
    "A new DVD will be sent to the children" ..

    yeah it`s the Directore cut version with all the funny, sauce out takes from the first one. hahahah.

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Sounds like "Joe" wants someone else to do the parenting for him.
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    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:59 am
    Wow... even the reporter said this has to be the most embarrassing moment of her life. So what do they do? Plaster it all over the news! >.<
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    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:42 am
    epic epic fail.
  119. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:29 am
    i feel for her, it was a stupid mistake but...wow, that must suck. eek.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:32 am
    oops
  121. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    That is so sad. I really feel bad for the teacher.... obviously the kids as well...
  122. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    The kids don`t need counseling. Just leave them alone, don`t agitate the problem. It`s been proven that bringing it up over and over causes a `haunting` effect on children into adulthood.
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    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    how can you be stupid enough to mix the tapes
  124. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    that is a horrible dad your kids dont need councleing man up and explain what they saw
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    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    I feel so bad for the teacher, however stupid she was. Also, will someone please explain the why the students need counseling all of a sudden for just seeing a natural part of life?
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    If it was a boy who saw it, he won`t be needing and counseling. 5th grade people. That`s about the time you start watching that stuff anyway.

    Now having to look his teacher in the face again is a different story.

  127. Profile photo of lil_Sunflori
    lil_Sunflori Female 18-29
    73 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    Poor teacher... I mean, I guess this is why you don`t record yourself having sex, but it WAS a mistake.
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Honest mistake! stupid, but still a mistake.
    Besides, there`s no real damage done, except for the teachers personal life. Counseling? You`re kidding, right?
  129. Profile photo of Lousku
    Lousku Male 13-17
    25 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    If I was the 5th grader getting the DVD, I wouldn`t show it to my dad. :P
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    nice... id keep it and fap to it..
  131. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    so, I guess the question of if it`s a crime or not comes down to one thing. Was she hot?
  132. Profile photo of meeseman
    meeseman Male 13-17
    101 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    they probably already watch porn anyways...
  133. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    Poor woman. I hope she doesn`t lose her teaching degree. :( This is going to be a horrible mar on her record either way. Imagine having to face the other teachers, and future parents, after that...
  134. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    5th grade -- you`d be surprised. I learned insert slab A into slot B in 5th grade, but I didn`t get the whole concept of pleasurable sex at that point. I knew one girl who never even had sex ed, barely knew anything about it. She was from the South and A) her parents never talked to her and B) the school never had any kind of sex education program.

    Also, the teacher must`ve used a PC. :P

  135. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    `mommy do we have to give it back?`
    `but mommy i like the first dvd better!`
    `ok... but can i watch it one last time?`
  136. Profile photo of YUP_IM_BORED
    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    wow. I feel awful for her. She must be incredibly mortified!
  137. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:19 am
    they can hand all those dvd`s over to meeeee
  138. Profile photo of Cha0sLord111
    Cha0sLord111 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    lucky bastards...
  139. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    I knew about sex when I was like 7. Didnt actually get it until... Don`t know actually. But I knew the mechanics when I was 11. And I hadn`t watched porn yet.

    So yeah, no counseling needed.

  140. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    sux to be her!! astronomically epic fail!! but don`t act like most 5th grade boys haven`t seen a porn already. even before the internet.
  141. Profile photo of Cataclism0
    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    hey in my practical money skillz we were watching some boring tape and at the end it cut to horse racing. so were watching the races picking favorites when suddenly it cuts to the playboy channel. it took about 30 seconds for the teacher to get up and see the naked people we were laughing at
  142. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Ha. I see a meme in the making.
  143. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    i think it is just as bad to put the ACTUAL video on the news with very bad bluring effects...i feel like i just got eye raped...
  144. Profile photo of Wildform
    Wildform Male 13-17
    43 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    The guy might as well have said "It was a horible mistake... But we`re going to harrass this woman anyway and plaster her mistake all over the news because we in the media are douchebags."
  145. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:26 am
    One more reason to NEVER MAKE A SEX TAPE EVER.
  146. Profile photo of princessh
    princessh Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 13, 2009 at 7:31 am
    that was funny! feel sorry for the teacher though :[
  147. Profile photo of declan765
    declan765 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 8:58 am
    take the blur oof lol
  148. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 6:49 am
    me WISH my teacher did dat ;P

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