Tattoo of the Day: The Internet Trifecta [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

This tattoo isn"t for everyone, but if you can pull it off, you"ll never have to buy drinks at a bar again.
There are 65 comments:
Female 135
NARWHAL PARENTS! :D
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Female 408
why?
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Female 471
and that, my children, is how the narwhal came to be.
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Male 5
lol
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Male 1,590
That has got to be the gayest thing I have ever seen.
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Male 41
BRAVO
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Female 244
I can`t count how many times I`ve seen that tattoo on this site..
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Male 124
thats not a real tat. its painted on, look at the rainbow above the unicorn.
you can see the shine from the paint.
almost positive that is airbrushed on. the kind of thing you would get at a fair or theme park.
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Male 364
divine_wind: Yeah, I`m pretty sure that guys who tattoo rainbows on themselves aren`t fussed if it`s a chick magnet or not... :P
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Male 191
hmm for some reason i have a boner..
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Female 713
Oh no that`s just not right! Unicorns aren`t that aggressive.
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Female 3,727
Gayer than Richard Simmons on who`s line is it anyway....
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Female 572
doh
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Male 311
thats a chick magnet if ive ever seen on
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Female 173
they gets together to make a narwhal.
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Male 130
wertiana
"are they both male or both female ? the rainbow behind gives me the clue that there`s some same sex stuff going on."

No, its a male unicorn and female dolphin. The unicorn rides in on the rainbow and impregnated the dolphin, you can see the stomach, duh

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Female 5,222
rofl xtremedude has got the right idea :)
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Male 1,371
"hey dude, I`ve got a tattoo of a unicorn humping a dolphin."
"Really? dude..."
"Yeah, see?"
"O sh*t, it`s true...I`m buying you a drink"

Now, repeat for multiple drinks

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Female 1,306
NAAAAARWHAAAAAAL.
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Female 428
And here is a good example of why I dislike tattoos >_< Just wait `til THAT one gets all wrinkly.
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Male 695
hey people....looking like popeye is a turnoff.
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Male 1,704
has the unicorn got a goatee?
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Female 609
whywhywhywhywwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy?
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Male 3,915
lmao...thank you angelmassb
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Female 221
are they both male or both female ? the rainbow behind gives me the clue that there`s some same sex stuff going on.
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Male 25,416
O the poor Dolphin!
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Female 2,672
im wiht MissPengywin

and also EEEW >.<

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Male 4,867
thats not a narwhal...its a whale and a unicorn
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Male 15,510
i thought the genitalia of a dolphin was located on the underside, making dolphin sex face to face

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The genitalia of all animals are on the underside. Just lay face down, or look at a horse or something, you`ll see. But they still do it doggie style.

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yeah but try getting between a dolphins legs and let me know how that goes for ya

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Been there, done that :)

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ENOUGH!

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That`s what she said!
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PWNED

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Male 1,381
so THATS where narwhals come from...
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Male 3,619
Narwhale babies!!!!1!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean Causing a Commotion
Cuz they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty White
They beat a polarbear in a fight
Like an underwater Unicorn
They got a kickass facial horn!
Their the jedi`s of the sea!
They stop Cthuly eating ye!
Narwhals they are Narwhals Narwhals!
Just dont let them touch your balls!
Narwhals They are narwhals!
Inventors of the Shishkebab!

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Male 1,918
GO UNICORN!
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Male 1,153
Yep, here it is among 30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoes

:-|

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Male 147
You`re all sick! The unicorn is obviously giving the dolphin the Heimlich. The penetration is accidental...
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Male 5,190
Bow Chicka wow wowwww.
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Female 1,231
"Birth of a narwhal in the making... sort of."

I lol`d. XD

Narwhals, narwhals, swimmin` in the ocean, causin` a commotion, `cause they are so awesome...

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Female 113
Birth of a narwhal in the making... sort of.
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Male 480
LOL! The unicorn only has 3 legs... XD
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Male 456
"Guys, I`m pretty sure he`s aiming for the blowhole"

Stick that horn in my blowhole!

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Male 480
Epic
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Male 5,094
i thought the genitalia of a dolphin was located on the underside, making dolphin sex face to face

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The genitalia of all animals are on the underside. Just lay face down, or look at a horse or something, you`ll see. But they still do it doggie style.

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yeah but try getting between a dolphins legs and let me know how that goes for ya

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Been there, done that :)

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ENOUGH!

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That`s what she said!

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Male 2,229
looks like the unicorn is give the dolphin the Heimlich maneuver
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Male 51
Guys, I`m pretty sure he`s aiming for the blowhole
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Female 209
point is...the tattoo is cool...in the strangest way possible...i feel oddly dirty now...
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Male 10,845
i thought the genitalia of a dolphin was located on the underside, making dolphin sex face to face

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The genitalia of all animals are on the underside. Just lay face down, or look at a horse or something, you`ll see. But they still do it doggie style.

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yeah but try getting between a dolphins legs and let me know how that goes for ya

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Been there, done that :)

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ENOUGH!

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Female 9,402
nice, but I`m still not going out with him.
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Male 85
narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotin `cause they are so AWESOME :-D
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Male 2,125
i thought the genitalia of a dolphin was located on the underside, making dolphin sex face to face

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The genitalia of all animals are on the underside. Just lay face down, or look at a horse or something, you`ll see. But they still do it doggie style.

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yeah but try getting between a dolphins legs and let me know how that goes for ya

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Been there, done that :-)

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Male 182
i thought the genitalia of a dolphin was located on the underside, making dolphin sex face to face

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The genitalia of all animals are on the underside. Just lay face down, or look at a horse or something, you`ll see. But they still do it doggie style.

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yeah but try getting between a dolphins legs and let me know how that goes for ya

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Male 3,425
i thought the genitalia of a dolphin was located on the underside, making dolphin sex face to face

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The genitalia of all animals are on the underside. Just lay face down, or look at a horse or something, you`ll see. But they still do it doggie style.

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Male 124
uhm... wow... 100 posts btw
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Female 4,028
Uh, wow. Ain`t that special?
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Male 1,064
i thought the genitalia of a dolphin was located on the underside, making dolphin sex face to face
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Male 11,740
You`d better have enough muscles to beat the hell out of anyone and everyone to wear that. Or just be a total flaming homosexual.
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Male 2,855
hahah the gayness of it is what makes it so awesome
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Male 72
If he flexes, they get jiggy with it. That`s what makes it funny.
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Male 1,403
a1butcher- its gaytastic!
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Male 3,425
We had a link with 19 tattoos of this nature earlier. Why does this particular tattoo deserve a separate link, and what it supposed to be funny about it?
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Female 2,509
so, is there like an inside joke on the tat that I just don`t get?
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Male 12
This was on one of those "worst tattoo ever" things, I`m pretty sure...
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Male 1,375
thats ballin as hell get with your inner orca
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Male 1,357
wtf.

nuff` said

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Male 4,807
Thats awesomely gay
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Female 126
I feel I`ve seen this before...
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Male 19,868
Link: Tattoo of the Day: The Internet Trifecta [Pic] [Rate Link] - This tattoo isn`t for everyone, but if you can pull it off, you`ll never have to buy drinks at a bar again.
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