Smart Ass Test Answer of the Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

You can"t blame the kid for his answer, he gave his teacher what she was asking for.
There are 95 comments:
Female 1,283
Lol, smartarses for the win.
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Female 135
thats like exactly what I`ve done on chemistry stuff. lol
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Female 11
im goining into honnors algebra 2, and i have NO IDEA what the right answer is. but if i see it on a test. im gonna do the same thing
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Female 12
I hope the teacher had a laugh. At least it is easy to grade.
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Female 241
old as the internet.
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Female 213
I`ve done things like this on my previous tests >.>
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Male 1,484
repost, but a funny repost
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Female 965
I would give him a mark for that, very amusing :D
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Male 23
@jar-head - Agreed
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Female 173
haha, that`s pure genius.
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Female 360
Very Funny Peter.

haha

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Male 596
that teacher Sucks...
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Female 5,222
lmao.. maybe he got the points though.. he did expand it lol
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Male 124
wayy old
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Male 21
This is as old as the internet

But still funny :P

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Female 265
i love the etc... at the end of the answer lol
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Female 39
lol, next time peter wont be so lucky lol
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Male 452
"This is very interesting piece of info!"

I actually opened up this piece of spam..... it was not interesting at all. Sir/Madam, I accuse you of untruths!

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Female 209
I heart this pic so much
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Female 109
I wish I was continuing math, my teacher would have loved this... haha
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Male 101
"and @ fibericon... I have never seen it before cause I don`t have time to "surf" all the lame sites you do, thats why I come here."

Hur hur, you don`t know what the internet is so I don`t have a life. I love it when people who need a compass and three personal aids to find their power button say things like that.

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Male 19
"Come on, old as hell :P I saw it recently in another thing here too!"

Ironic much? It`s old, but you saw it recently. Hmmm...

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Male 772
Come on, old as hell :P I saw it recently in another thing here too!
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Female 45
wish i waS as witty as this in school rather tnan just making stuff up pretending i knew what i was doing
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Male 3
booo!!booo!!booo!!1!1! this poo is old as hell, come on i-a-b, u can do better
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Male 181
Lol, I`ve done stuff like this and gotten credit before. Some teachers are cool like that.
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Female 1,436
LOL She should`ve given him the credit!

That was all win.

XD

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Female 1,231
Old, but I still like it, I suppose.
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Male 1,381
there is nothing more win in life than math humor. :-)
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Male 215
This is some ollllllld toast.
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Female 572
hahahahaha, he`s probably going to end up as a stand up comic
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Female 713
As a teacher I`d give him credit! He did what it asked of him.
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Male 19
Poefan101 You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking.
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Male 315
Oh my god,

I had the Jupiter Jack ad on the side, and I just hear Billy Mays voice start yelling. I thought I was going crazy.

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Female 403
I`m with Peter, he expanded it!
I hate math....
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Male 2,592
to me that loos like "n" number of OR gates
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Male 1,078
pyrox7:

Multiply it out. It`s just the binomial theorem.

Uh, sry, math nerd here.

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Male 815
LOL i love these kinds of answers
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Female 523
i hated that math stuff. ugh.
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Male 612
I hate math
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Female 297
Gosh I used to love those math problems lol really, I did
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Male 51
What the F*uck does that even mean?
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Male 3,915
classic...i like the complete test one...with all of the dirty talk...lmao...makes me laugh everytime...
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Male 9,306
There`s a site that has all of these in a collection right? XD
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Female 262
Classic.
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Female 214
come on, how old is this?
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Male 1,918
I don`t see the funn- OH LOL thats cool
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Male 5,190
I don...............nvm
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Male 1,375
and lando is right K is a constant that is yet unknown and the ! is a known mathmatical term it means you take that number (n) and multiply it by all the numbers before it. for example if n=5 it would be 5x4x3x2x1 =120 but I just have a BA in mech engineering what do I know
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Male 1,375
or you could just take the derivative and work your way back or a summation series and make life a whole lot easier
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Male 629
This pic is old.
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Male 245
"DAMN LANDO> O.o i`m seeing that as made up, i don`t know where the hell you got the k and what the exclamation marks represent"

I didnt actually solve the problem to see if he was right, but I can tell that isn`t completely made up. "K" is the counter, and the exclamation marks denote factorals. (e.g. 4! = 1*2*3*4. n! = 1*2*3*....*n-1*n.)
Gah, I hate series.

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Male 2,034
Hey guys, nobody cares what the answer really is. Mmk?


And I`d rather have my students get the right answer, proving that I actually taught them something, than have them make up some smart-ass crap like this.

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Female 751
If the kid could prove to me they knew how to actually do the problem (like on the board lets say...in front of the class) I would actually give him EXTRA credit for creativity! then again, it`s prolly a good thing I`m not a teacher... lol
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Male 4,867
lol the marker needs to get a sense of humour
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Male 3,842
"your first incorrect attempt at being a smug prick"

Solving a math problem is being a smug prick? You have issues, Bob, seriously. My first incorrect attempt was at solving a math problem. Then I corrected it. That`s all.

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Male 3,842
"i don`t know where the hell you got the k"

The "k" is 1, then 2, then 3, then so forth until eventually you reach "n" which is given in the problem.

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Male 1,378
oh god i shat myself laughing
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Male 3,842
Yeah, so I was pretty close with my first guess, I had everything except the formula for the coefficient, which I had to look up because I couldn`t remember it off the top of my head. It has been about 18 years since I learned this stuff. I even cited my source (wikipedia) to show that I had to look up the binomial coefficient, what is wrong with that? I have to say I was pretty damn close for someone who hasn`t done any math for almost 20 years, except estimating odds in craps and blackjack.

So, yeah, what`s-her-name wasn`t even close, but I was extremely close and just had to look up the formula, which this student would have been given in class.

I mean, who else around here cites their source when they look things up?

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Male 480
I`m so totally going to do that! Xd
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Male 496
Christ! You don`t know how to find the binomial coefficient?! Idiot!
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Male 4,290
No, I`m mocking you for leaving in the "Wow, not even close" patronising part in your second attempt at educating the masses.
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Female 126
I have book of hilarious exam answers which contains a similar formula to this
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Male 3,842
Are you making fun of me for correcting a mistake?

Really?

I even cited my source (wikipedia) which is an admission that I looked up the answer. It is not "stupidity" to look up a correct answer when one makes a mistake and then to correct the mistake. It is making a correction. What sort of insecure freak are you to make fun of someone for correcting a mistake?

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Male 4,290
The lesson here, Lando, is that if you`re wrong, be a man and own up to it. Don`t go scurrying away looking up the correct answer, and then trying to hide the evidence of your own stupidity.

Because I WILL catch you.

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Male 4,290
LOL smooth LandoGriffin. Sadly we all saw your first incorrect attempt at being a smug prick (just after Angelmassb`s correct answer), before you deleted it and replaced it with the actual answer just there.

For the record, your initial response was this:

[quote]"the actual answer is a^n+b^n."

Wow, no it is not, you are not even close.

a^n + a^(n-1)b + a^(n-2)b^2 + ... + ab^(n-1) + b^n[/quote]

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Male 1,064
"a^n + n(a^(n-1)b) + n!/(2(n-2)!) (a^(n-2) b^2) ...n!/(k!(n-k)!) (a^(n-k)b^k)... n!/2(n-2)! (a^2 b^(n-2)) + n(a b^(n-1)) + b^n

The question is asking for the binomial coefficient, which is n!/((k!)(n-k)!)"

DAMN LANDO> O.o i`m seeing that as made up, i don`t know where the hell you got the k and what the exclamation marks represent

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Male 96
LandoGriffin *drum-roll* *opens envelope*

SUPER NERD!!! *crashing applause*

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Female 376
I like Peter
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Male 309
im in highschool and one day last year my old teacher who probably doesnt know how to use a computer came in and drew that on the board
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Male 64
"Wow, no it is not, you are not even close.

a^n + n(a^(n-1)b) + n!/(2(n-2)!) (a^(n-2) b^2) ...n!/(k!(n-k)!) (a^(n-k)b^k)... n!/2(n-2)! (a^2 b^(n-2)) + n(a b^(n-1)) + b^n

The question is asking for the binomial coefficient, which is n!/((k!)(n-k)!)"

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Male 48
stupid. the kid must be going through some dumbass issues
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Male 512
Hahaha, nice. This one`s still my favorite tho


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Male 3,842
"the actual answer is a^n+b^n."

Wow, no it is not, you are not even close.

a^n + n(a^(n-1)b) + n!/(2(n-2)!) (a^(n-2) b^2) ...n!/(k!(n-k)!) (a^(n-k)b^k)... n!/2(n-2)! (a^2 b^(n-2)) + n(a b^(n-1)) + b^n

The question is asking for the binomial coefficient, which is n!/((k!)(n-k)!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binomial_co...

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Male 410
If I was the teacher I would have laughed my ass off at seeing this. I probably would`ve even gave some credit for the answer.
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Male 7,933
I got bored on a test once and I took a math equation and changed to the women=evil one.
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Male 11,740
That is just stupid. Yeah it`s "cute" but you know it won`t go over with a teacher. You only do that if you`re a dumbass who doesn`t know the answer or you`ve got an A nailed down so hard that you can afford to miss some.
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Female 349
That`s probably what I`d do on a test. Not because I was trying to be funny, but because I just suck at Maths, especially algrbra.
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Male 3,578
Here is something we`ve all seen millions of times before.
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Male 15,510
"the actual answer is a^n+b^n."

What about this one?

a^n + n a^(n-1) b + n(n-1)/2! a^(n-2) b^2 + ... + b^n

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Female 44
the actual answer is a^n+b^n.

n_n

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Male 776
haha ive done stuff like this before, where i know i got all the others right and i dont "need" the points for a question. this one is really clever though, better than anything i ever came up with
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Female 9,402
lmao, that was funny.
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Male 864
@fibericon Dude, 31 posts doesn`t merit saying what IAB should post.
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Female 15,763
I would try this on a future test... but I don`t ever have to take another math class again.

MUAHAHAHAHA.

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Male 4,807
WTG Peter!! 100%

and @ fibericon... I have never seen it before cause I don`t have time to "surf" all the lame sites you do, thats why I come here.

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Male 1,129
haha thats funny...
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Male 818
haha very funny peter
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Male 1,375
I tried one of these on my finals the other day we`ll see how it goes fingers crossed! although i suspect it loses it`s charm when your a grown adult
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Male 101
This is old. Very old. I`m almost certain new things get put on the internet on a regular basis. We should have some of those on this site.
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Male 82
I`ve seen this before. Plenty of other more smart-ass comments on tests.
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Female 864
I like her comment
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Male 1,072
haha i like what the teacher wrote!
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Male 19,873
Link: Smart Ass Test Answer of the Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - You can`t blame the kid for his answer, he gave his teacher what she was asking for.
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