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Date: 07/28/09 06:04 PM

95 Responses to Smart Ass Test Answer of the Day [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18833 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 7:53 am
    Link: Smart Ass Test Answer of the Day - You can`t blame the kid for his answer, he gave his teacher what she was asking for.
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    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 7:57 am
    haha i like what the teacher wrote!
  3. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 7:57 am
    I like her comment
  4. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
    82 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 7:58 am
    I`ve seen this before. Plenty of other more smart-ass comments on tests.
  5. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 7:59 am
    This is old. Very old. I`m almost certain new things get put on the internet on a regular basis. We should have some of those on this site.
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 8:06 am
    I tried one of these on my finals the other day we`ll see how it goes fingers crossed! although i suspect it loses it`s charm when your a grown adult
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    ohlax Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 8:24 am
    haha very funny peter
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 8:38 am
    haha thats funny...
  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    July 28, 2009 at 8:39 am
    WTG Peter!! 100%

    and @ fibericon... I have never seen it before cause I don`t have time to "surf" all the lame sites you do, thats why I come here.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 8:47 am
    I would try this on a future test... but I don`t ever have to take another math class again.

    MUAHAHAHAHA.

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    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 8:48 am
    @fibericon Dude, 31 posts doesn`t merit saying what IAB should post.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 9:10 am
    lmao, that was funny.
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    addler Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 9:13 am
    haha ive done stuff like this before, where i know i got all the others right and i dont "need" the points for a question. this one is really clever though, better than anything i ever came up with
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    mrowr Female 13-17
    44 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 9:20 am
    the actual answer is a^n+b^n.

    n_n

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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 9:24 am
    "the actual answer is a^n+b^n."

    What about this one?

    a^n + n a^(n-1) b + n(n-1)/2! a^(n-2) b^2 + ... + b^n

  16. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Here is something we`ve all seen millions of times before.
  17. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 9:42 am
    That`s probably what I`d do on a test. Not because I was trying to be funny, but because I just suck at Maths, especially algrbra.
  18. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 9:47 am
    That is just stupid. Yeah it`s "cute" but you know it won`t go over with a teacher. You only do that if you`re a dumbass who doesn`t know the answer or you`ve got an A nailed down so hard that you can afford to miss some.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 9:55 am
    I got bored on a test once and I took a math equation and changed to the women=evil one.
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    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 10:05 am
    If I was the teacher I would have laughed my ass off at seeing this. I probably would`ve even gave some credit for the answer.
  21. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 10:06 am
    "the actual answer is a^n+b^n."

    Wow, no it is not, you are not even close.

    a^n + n(a^(n-1)b) + n!/(2(n-2)!) (a^(n-2) b^2) ...n!/(k!(n-k)!) (a^(n-k)b^k)... n!/2(n-2)! (a^2 b^(n-2)) + n(a b^(n-1)) + b^n

    The question is asking for the binomial coefficient, which is n!/((k!)(n-k)!)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binomial_co...

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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 10:13 am
    Hahaha, nice. This one`s still my favorite tho


  23. Profile photo of Master-Jedi
    Master-Jedi Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 10:25 am
    stupid. the kid must be going through some dumbass issues
  24. Profile photo of Mitdylan111
    Mitdylan111 Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 10:26 am
    "Wow, no it is not, you are not even close.

    a^n + n(a^(n-1)b) + n!/(2(n-2)!) (a^(n-2) b^2) ...n!/(k!(n-k)!) (a^(n-k)b^k)... n!/2(n-2)! (a^2 b^(n-2)) + n(a b^(n-1)) + b^n

    The question is asking for the binomial coefficient, which is n!/((k!)(n-k)!)"

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

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    yofuzzy Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 10:26 am
    im in highschool and one day last year my old teacher who probably doesnt know how to use a computer came in and drew that on the board
  26. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 10:28 am
    I like Peter
  27. Profile photo of KingKrusha
    KingKrusha Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 10:28 am
    LandoGriffin *drum-roll* *opens envelope*

    SUPER NERD!!! *crashing applause*

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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 10:28 am
    "a^n + n(a^(n-1)b) + n!/(2(n-2)!) (a^(n-2) b^2) ...n!/(k!(n-k)!) (a^(n-k)b^k)... n!/2(n-2)! (a^2 b^(n-2)) + n(a b^(n-1)) + b^n

    The question is asking for the binomial coefficient, which is n!/((k!)(n-k)!)"

    DAMN LANDO> O.o i`m seeing that as made up, i don`t know where the hell you got the k and what the exclamation marks represent

  29. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 10:29 am
    LOL smooth LandoGriffin. Sadly we all saw your first incorrect attempt at being a smug prick (just after Angelmassb`s correct answer), before you deleted it and replaced it with the actual answer just there.

    For the record, your initial response was this:

    "the actual answer is a^n+b^n."

    Wow, no it is not, you are not even close.

    a^n + a^(n-1)b + a^(n-2)b^2 + ... + ab^(n-1) + b^n

  30. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 10:31 am
    The lesson here, Lando, is that if you`re wrong, be a man and own up to it. Don`t go scurrying away looking up the correct answer, and then trying to hide the evidence of your own stupidity.

    Because I WILL catch you.

  31. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 10:38 am
    Are you making fun of me for correcting a mistake?

    Really?

    I even cited my source (wikipedia) which is an admission that I looked up the answer. It is not "stupidity" to look up a correct answer when one makes a mistake and then to correct the mistake. It is making a correction. What sort of insecure freak are you to make fun of someone for correcting a mistake?

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    woodmore Female 18-29
    126 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 10:46 am
    I have book of hilarious exam answers which contains a similar formula to this
  33. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 10:47 am
    No, I`m mocking you for leaving in the "Wow, not even close" patronising part in your second attempt at educating the masses.
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 10:48 am
    Christ! You don`t know how to find the binomial coefficient?! Idiot!
  35. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 10:55 am
    I`m so totally going to do that! Xd
  36. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    July 28, 2009 at 11:03 am
    Yeah, so I was pretty close with my first guess, I had everything except the formula for the coefficient, which I had to look up because I couldn`t remember it off the top of my head. It has been about 18 years since I learned this stuff. I even cited my source (wikipedia) to show that I had to look up the binomial coefficient, what is wrong with that? I have to say I was pretty damn close for someone who hasn`t done any math for almost 20 years, except estimating odds in craps and blackjack.

    So, yeah, what`s-her-name wasn`t even close, but I was extremely close and just had to look up the formula, which this student would have been given in class.

    I mean, who else around here cites their source when they look things up?

  37. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 11:12 am
    oh god i shat myself laughing
  38. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 11:27 am
    "i don`t know where the hell you got the k"

    The "k" is 1, then 2, then 3, then so forth until eventually you reach "n" which is given in the problem.

  39. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 11:29 am
    "your first incorrect attempt at being a smug prick"

    Solving a math problem is being a smug prick? You have issues, Bob, seriously. My first incorrect attempt was at solving a math problem. Then I corrected it. That`s all.

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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 11:30 am
    lol the marker needs to get a sense of humour
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 11:34 am
    If the kid could prove to me they knew how to actually do the problem (like on the board lets say...in front of the class) I would actually give him EXTRA credit for creativity! then again, it`s prolly a good thing I`m not a teacher... lol
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    Hey guys, nobody cares what the answer really is. Mmk?


    And I`d rather have my students get the right answer, proving that I actually taught them something, than have them make up some smart-ass crap like this.

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    nobody404 Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    "DAMN LANDO> O.o i`m seeing that as made up, i don`t know where the hell you got the k and what the exclamation marks represent"

    I didnt actually solve the problem to see if he was right, but I can tell that isn`t completely made up. "K" is the counter, and the exclamation marks denote factorals. (e.g. 4! = 1*2*3*4. n! = 1*2*3*....*n-1*n.)
    Gah, I hate series.

  44. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    This pic is old.
  45. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    or you could just take the derivative and work your way back or a summation series and make life a whole lot easier
  46. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    and lando is right K is a constant that is yet unknown and the ! is a known mathmatical term it means you take that number (n) and multiply it by all the numbers before it. for example if n=5 it would be 5x4x3x2x1 =120 but I just have a BA in mech engineering what do I know
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    I don`t see the funn- OH LOL thats cool
  48. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    come on, how old is this?
  49. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Classic.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    There`s a site that has all of these in a collection right? XD
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    classic...i like the complete test one...with all of the dirty talk...lmao...makes me laugh everytime...
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    PyroX7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    What the F*uck does that even mean?
  53. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Gosh I used to love those math problems lol really, I did
  54. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    I hate math
  55. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    i hated that math stuff. ugh.
  56. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    LOL i love these kinds of answers
  57. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    pyrox7:

    Multiply it out. It`s just the binomial theorem.

    Uh, sry, math nerd here.

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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    July 28, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    to me that loos like "n" number of OR gates
  59. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    I`m with Peter, he expanded it!
    I hate math....
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    Poefan101 Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Oh my god,

    I had the Jupiter Jack ad on the side, and I just hear Billy Mays voice start yelling. I thought I was going crazy.

  61. Profile photo of Vulpes-Aurum
    Vulpes-Aurum Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    Poefan101 You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking.
  62. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    As a teacher I`d give him credit! He did what it asked of him.
  63. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    hahahahaha, he`s probably going to end up as a stand up comic
  64. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    This is some ollllllld toast.
  65. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    there is nothing more win in life than math humor. :-)
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    firefliet Female 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    Old, but I still like it, I suppose.
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    LOL She should`ve given him the credit!

    That was all win.

    XD

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    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Lol, I`ve done stuff like this and gotten credit before. Some teachers are cool like that.
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    mikeseale Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    booo!!booo!!booo!!1!1! this poo is old as hell, come on i-a-b, u can do better
  70. Profile photo of musicmel
    musicmel Female 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    wish i waS as witty as this in school rather tnan just making stuff up pretending i knew what i was doing
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    Gortrok Male 18-29
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    July 28, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    Come on, old as hell :P I saw it recently in another thing here too!
  72. Profile photo of Novis619
    Novis619 Male 13-17
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    July 28, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    "Come on, old as hell :P I saw it recently in another thing here too!"

    Ironic much? It`s old, but you saw it recently. Hmmm...

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    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    "and @ fibericon... I have never seen it before cause I don`t have time to "surf" all the lame sites you do, thats why I come here."

    Hur hur, you don`t know what the internet is so I don`t have a life. I love it when people who need a compass and three personal aids to find their power button say things like that.

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    hannahbry27 Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2009 at 12:35 am
    I wish I was continuing math, my teacher would have loved this... haha
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    mynamecandi Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2009 at 6:01 am
    I heart this pic so much
  76. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
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    July 29, 2009 at 6:36 am
    "This is very interesting piece of info!"

    I actually opened up this piece of spam..... it was not interesting at all. Sir/Madam, I accuse you of untruths!

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    sickling Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2009 at 7:04 am
    lol, next time peter wont be so lucky lol
  78. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2009 at 8:08 am
    i love the etc... at the end of the answer lol
  79. Profile photo of dmakian
    dmakian Male 13-17
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    July 29, 2009 at 8:21 am
    This is as old as the internet

    But still funny :P

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    TrampyMan Male 18-29
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    July 29, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    wayy old
  81. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    lmao.. maybe he got the points though.. he did expand it lol
  82. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
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    July 29, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    that teacher Sucks...
  83. Profile photo of Codmily
    Codmily Female 18-29
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    July 29, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    Very Funny Peter.

    haha

  84. Profile photo of evlmnkyninja
    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
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    July 29, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    haha, that`s pure genius.
  85. Profile photo of RedZombie125
    RedZombie125 Male 13-17
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    July 29, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    @jar-head - Agreed
  86. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
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    July 30, 2009 at 3:30 am
    I would give him a mark for that, very amusing :D
  87. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2009 at 7:00 am
    repost, but a funny repost
  88. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
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    July 30, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    I`ve done things like this on my previous tests >.>
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    skullcandy Female 18-29
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    August 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    old as the internet.
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    bluecymbals0 Female 18-29
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    August 6, 2009 at 1:15 am
    I hope the teacher had a laugh. At least it is easy to grade.
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    egmorox13 Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    im goining into honnors algebra 2, and i have NO IDEA what the right answer is. but if i see it on a test. im gonna do the same thing
  92. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
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    September 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    thats like exactly what I`ve done on chemistry stuff. lol
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
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    September 19, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Lol, smartarses for the win.

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