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Date: 07/19/09 12:59 PM

57 Responses to Scientist Makes Meat Out Of Poop

  1. Profile photo of PaigeGreen
    PaigeGreen Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Link: Scientist Makes Meat Out Of Poop - And you thought cloned meat was bad!
  2. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    so THAT is what hard working people`s research money is going into! wow ill pump more bucks into their bank knowing i can eat s#*t for only 10 times the amount of already chemically infected regular beef!
  3. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    "sh*t burger"? Sounds fake.
  4. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Sh*t what are they possibly going to accomplish? McDonald`s sh*t burgers, mmm mmm good!
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    actually mcdonalds already has sh*t burgers being that their meat is the same grade as dog food mmm mmm mmmmmmmmm
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    APJ311 Male 13-17
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    July 19, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Sounds delicious!
    `What do you you want for dinner?`
    `Poop Steak`

    Now nobody will go hungry, they can eat their poo!

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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    ANaRCH. Let me explain a little something here.

    If you give the person at the store (lets say where you buy all your Che T-Shirts for $40 to show what a rebel you are to "the man"), it doesn`t actually vanish. It stays in circulation.

    Similarly, your "hard working people`s research money", which I`m assuming you mean Tax portions spent on Research such as this, doesn`t destroy money. It gives it to people who spend it on stuff, such as science equipment which keeps the companies producing them happy, and brings down the costs for other researchers.

    But here`s the fun part and the important part:
    If they knew what the results would be they wouldn`t be researching, the`d just be manufacturing.

    You pay the money to see if things can be done, and to see how viable they are. Some days you might get a cure to world hunger by turning poop into food for free, some days you get a $30 poo burger.

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    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    they could of at least came up with a better name for that thing..
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    xattributex Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    They lower the price..I`m game...

    otherwise theirs no point, ill just eat real meat..

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    Habute Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    Double McPoo Burger pls
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    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Even if I could stomach it. The after-product still has the appearance of a slimey substance someone secreted from their *ass. -Excuse me.

    Not to mention, it is 10-20% higher than plain ol` satisfying meat!!!???

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    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    "(lets say where you buy all your Che T-Shirts for $40 to show what a rebel you are to "the man")"


    I love it.

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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Now if only they could make breakfast products out of poop. Like a... poopwaffle. Or something like that... hmmmm.
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    :( never..
  15. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Question, if it comes from a vegetarian is it safe for other vegetarians to eat? Veggie Poo burgers, there`s a market for them. Patent pending.
  16. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    High school cafeterias have been serving this for years.
  17. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Now sold at a McDonalds near you!
  18. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    they marketed it really well they probably only now announced it because they can make it cheaply enough. Marketting it as a high price makes people buy it for the gimmick thus allowing slowly to gain presence rather than being thrown off the shelves by angry customers. I also believe that if they targeted it to cattle instead we could have cattle farms that eat human wast what a circle of life that would be *wipes away tear*
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    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    yay ass burgers!!!!
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    Bags of sh*t that are 10 to 20 times more expensive than regular meat? Ingenious! Should fly right off the shelves.
  21. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    > Scientist Makes Meat Out Of Poop

    Well that explains Big Mac`s.

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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    expensive poo burger, never going to progress if you can find 100% beef burger that didnt come out of someone`s ass for 1/10th the cost
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    sorry for breaking it lol
  24. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    10 to 20 times the cost of normal meat? drat that poo
  25. Profile photo of Renamon
    Renamon Female 13-17
    88 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    lol u eat a sht burger than its sht again and they make moar burgers
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    Xdudex08 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    i can make poo out of meat if that counts. want to pay 20 bucks for that?
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    Keegan31 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    "expensive poo burger, never going to progress if you can find 100% beef burger that didnt come out of someone`s ass for 1/10th the cost"

    At this point in the planets history, all organic matter has, at some point in time, come out of somethings ass.

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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    "Garcon! there`s CORN in my burger!"
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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    It`s expensive now but give it a few years and all fast food restaurants are only going to serve this kind of meat. It`s going to be a lot more cost efficient for McDonald if they make people eat from their own A-hole with a straw... I don`t know how they`re going to charge their customers but i`m sure they`re going to find a way.

    I say we change economical system and move forward to a non-monetary based system today.

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    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    poop, the other brown meat
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    agrover Female 30-39
    74 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    lol earthshone. . .

    OMG that`s gross

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    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    "I MADE THIS SH*T!!! IM NOT PAYING A CENT FOR THIS!!" I can see that happening in a restaurant, lmao
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    PhuxPro Male 13-17
    70 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Hell, I bet a cup has all the atoms that a piece of poo has. But they`re arranged differently. And that`s the difference. Not saying I`d try it though.
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    Hellogoodsir Female 18-29
    54 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    aaaand THAT, sir, is why i`m a vegetarian
  35. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    You guys really should envolve the table in a div and set a widht to that div, then set the table width to 100%
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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    there are some things you just shouldn`t put back in your mouth....
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    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    I bet burgers made from that meat taste like poo!
  38. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    "Hell, I bet a cup has all the atoms that a piece of poo has. But they`re arranged differently. And that`s the difference. Not saying I`d try it though."

    Yep, and some of the arrangements found in crap include bacteria and viruses, both of which are more harmful than chaotic arrangements of atoms.

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    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    Of course the japanese are the ones who discovered this. He just wants to validate his poo eating feitsh
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    theferret Female 18-29
    136 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    "aaaand THAT, sir, is why i`m a vegetarian"

    but this is what you, as a vegetarian, WOULD eat, because is fake meat.

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    Harkannin Male 18-29
    176 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 11:36 pm
    Ew. So are people becoming like dogs now and eating their own excrement?
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 20, 2009 at 12:10 am
    On the PLUS SIDE, you won`t have to pay to use public toilets any more, I assume you`ll get a credit note for the amount you deposited.
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    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:48 am
    The day i eat poobeef is the day i`ve been turned a complete vegetable and can`t control it :)

    Really, what`s the point though, we`ll still need the animals for milk and meat. Meat is our #1 source of proteins and that isn`t going change. Unless all the worlds population starts eating beans and poobeef. But good luck with that.

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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 5:45 am
    Pshh...
    I can get a sh*t burger at Burger King.
  45. Profile photo of Druss
    Druss Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 5:56 am
    Great, nutritional devoid meat. Give that man a Nobel prize!
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    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 5:59 am
    dude eww
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    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 10:04 am
    i would be eating a big mac at the time of reading this. I think I want to puke now.
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 10:12 am
    shurger = Sh*tburger and macdonalds value menu is peppered with them. THAT AIN`T BEEF IN YOUR BIGMAC
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    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 10:17 am
    oh wow that sounds appitizing! i think i`ll go have a $hit burger,i mean bigmac right now. And while im at it i`ll get myself one of those refreshing purified piss drinks they call seirra mist.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 11:57 am
    I can make poop out of meat.
  51. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    eww.. doesn`t that tell you something about your beef, if you can make poo taste like it?
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    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEww
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
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    July 21, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    so you pay 30 bucks for a pound of sh*t? no thank you.
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    Holy eff. Kill me now, dude.
  55. Profile photo of urnotthetime
    urnotthetime Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    Finally. The circle of life is complete.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    uuuggghhh grosssssssss

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