Scientist Makes Meat Out Of Poop

Submitted by: PaigeGreen 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.thegreenpages.com.au/Environmental-News/waste_management_burger

And you thought cloned meat was bad!
There are 57 comments:
Female 3,828
uuuggghhh grosssssssss
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Male 80
Finally. The circle of life is complete.
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Male 1,381
Holy eff. Kill me now, dude.
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Male 1,140
so you pay 30 bucks for a pound of sh*t? no thank you.
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Male 403
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEww
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Female 2,695
eww.. doesn`t that tell you something about your beef, if you can make poo taste like it?
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Female 4,039
I can make poop out of meat.
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Female 291
oh wow that sounds appitizing! i think i`ll go have a $hit burger,i mean bigmac right now. And while im at it i`ll get myself one of those refreshing purified piss drinks they call seirra mist.
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Male 1,375
shurger = Sh*tburger and macdonalds value menu is peppered with them. THAT AIN`T BEEF IN YOUR BIGMAC
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Male 271
i would be eating a big mac at the time of reading this. I think I want to puke now.
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Male 172
dude eww
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Male 161
Great, nutritional devoid meat. Give that man a Nobel prize!
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Female 1,287
Pshh...
I can get a sh*t burger at Burger King.
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Male 439
The day i eat poobeef is the day i`ve been turned a complete vegetable and can`t control it :)

Really, what`s the point though, we`ll still need the animals for milk and meat. Meat is our #1 source of proteins and that isn`t going change. Unless all the worlds population starts eating beans and poobeef. But good luck with that.

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Male 8,300
On the PLUS SIDE, you won`t have to pay to use public toilets any more, I assume you`ll get a credit note for the amount you deposited.
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Male 175
Ew. So are people becoming like dogs now and eating their own excrement?
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Female 136
"aaaand THAT, sir, is why i`m a vegetarian"

but this is what you, as a vegetarian, WOULD eat, because is fake meat.

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Male 1,162
Of course the japanese are the ones who discovered this. He just wants to validate his poo eating feitsh
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Male 3,014
"Hell, I bet a cup has all the atoms that a piece of poo has. But they`re arranged differently. And that`s the difference. Not saying I`d try it though."

Yep, and some of the arrangements found in crap include bacteria and viruses, both of which are more harmful than chaotic arrangements of atoms.

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Female 166
I bet burgers made from that meat taste like poo!
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Male 914
there are some things you just shouldn`t put back in your mouth....
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Male 1,222
You guys really should envolve the table in a div and set a widht to that div, then set the table width to 100%
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Female 54
aaaand THAT, sir, is why i`m a vegetarian
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Male 70
Hell, I bet a cup has all the atoms that a piece of poo has. But they`re arranged differently. And that`s the difference. Not saying I`d try it though.
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Male 427
"I MADE THIS SH*T!!! IM NOT PAYING A CENT FOR THIS!!" I can see that happening in a restaurant, lmao
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Female 74
lol earthshone. . .

OMG that`s gross

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Male 5,189
Plz be fake Plz be fake! T_T
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Male 366
poop, the other brown meat
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Male 2,172
It`s expensive now but give it a few years and all fast food restaurants are only going to serve this kind of meat. It`s going to be a lot more cost efficient for McDonald if they make people eat from their own A-hole with a straw... I don`t know how they`re going to charge their customers but i`m sure they`re going to find a way.

I say we change economical system and move forward to a non-monetary based system today.

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Male 1,685
"Garcon! there`s CORN in my burger!"
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Male 228
"expensive poo burger, never going to progress if you can find 100% beef burger that didnt come out of someone`s ass for 1/10th the cost"

At this point in the planets history, all organic matter has, at some point in time, come out of somethings ass.

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Male 7
i can make poo out of meat if that counts. want to pay 20 bucks for that?
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Female 87
lol u eat a sht burger than its sht again and they make moar burgers
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Male 1,164
10 to 20 times the cost of normal meat? drat that poo
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Male 1,918
sorry for breaking it lol
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Male 2,855
expensive poo burger, never going to progress if you can find 100% beef burger that didnt come out of someone`s ass for 1/10th the cost
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Male 8,300
> Scientist Makes Meat Out Of Poop

Well that explains Big Mac`s.

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Male 3,819
Bags of sh*t that are 10 to 20 times more expensive than regular meat? Ingenious! Should fly right off the shelves.
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Male 438
yay ass burgers!!!!
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Male 2,388
they marketed it really well they probably only now announced it because they can make it cheaply enough. Marketting it as a high price makes people buy it for the gimmick thus allowing slowly to gain presence rather than being thrown off the shelves by angry customers. I also believe that if they targeted it to cattle instead we could have cattle farms that eat human wast what a circle of life that would be *wipes away tear*
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Male 7,933
Now sold at a McDonalds near you!
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Male 561
High school cafeterias have been serving this for years.
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Male 633
Question, if it comes from a vegetarian is it safe for other vegetarians to eat? Veggie Poo burgers, there`s a market for them. Patent pending.
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Female 895
:( never..
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Male 2,440
Now if only they could make breakfast products out of poop. Like a... poopwaffle. Or something like that... hmmmm.
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Male 418
"(lets say where you buy all your Che T-Shirts for $40 to show what a rebel you are to "the man")"


I love it.

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Female 723
Even if I could stomach it. The after-product still has the appearance of a slimey substance someone secreted from their *ass. -Excuse me.

Not to mention, it is 10-20% higher than plain ol` satisfying meat!!!???

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Male 256
Double McPoo Burger pls
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Male 144
They lower the price..I`m game...

otherwise theirs no point, ill just eat real meat..

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Female 681
they could of at least came up with a better name for that thing..
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Male 4,546
ANaRCH. Let me explain a little something here.

If you give the person at the store (lets say where you buy all your Che T-Shirts for $40 to show what a rebel you are to "the man"), it doesn`t actually vanish. It stays in circulation.

Similarly, your "hard working people`s research money", which I`m assuming you mean Tax portions spent on Research such as this, doesn`t destroy money. It gives it to people who spend it on stuff, such as science equipment which keeps the companies producing them happy, and brings down the costs for other researchers.

But here`s the fun part and the important part:
If they knew what the results would be they wouldn`t be researching, the`d just be manufacturing.

You pay the money to see if things can be done, and to see how viable they are. Some days you might get a cure to world hunger by turning poop into food for free, some days you get a $30 poo burger.

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Male 748
Sounds delicious!
`What do you you want for dinner?`
`Poop Steak`

Now nobody will go hungry, they can eat their poo!

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Male 1,375
actually mcdonalds already has sh*t burgers being that their meat is the same grade as dog food mmm mmm mmmmmmmmm
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Male 633
Sh*t what are they possibly going to accomplish? McDonald`s sh*t burgers, mmm mmm good!
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Female 326
"sh*t burger"? Sounds fake.
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Male 270
so THAT is what hard working people`s research money is going into! wow ill pump more bucks into their bank knowing i can eat s#*t for only 10 times the amount of already chemically infected regular beef!
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Female 1
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