Rubber Duckie Suicide Kit [2 Pics]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Funny

The cutest little death device ever! Guaranteed to give you one last smile before you check out.
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Female 126
i fyou want to die, this is the best way to go!

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Female 321
somebody without their parents looking at the websites they`ve been to or don`t care needs to see if this product is legit.
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Male 17
Hey look Kids,Ask a Parent to plug in your Rubber Duckie!

(18+)

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Male 311
they tested stuff like this on mythbusters, and it wont kill you.
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Male 191
"also it doesn`t work water doesn`t actually conduct electricity its the stuff in the water"
True, Dfaulted, for pure water. Tap water isn`t exactly pure. and for suicidal purposes, wouldn`t a body be "stuff in the water"? haven`t you heard of the old toaster trick?
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Male 525
Sindel its a Brit/Irish plug, we`ve all got a wicked sense of humour.
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Female 5,222
i wonder if this is photoshopped
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Female 60
it seems like an european plug.... somewhere in europe, someone has a wicked sense of humor.
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Male 1,918
also it doesn`t work water doesn`t actually conduct electricity its the stuff in the water
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Male 1,918
awesome but where is this sold
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Male 394
how can sale of such an object be legal
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Male 342
Your circuit breaker would flip anyway.
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Male 3,915
lmao...
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Male 42
Epic repost.
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Male 364
Great, now I have that "Rubber Ducky" song from sesame street going through my head.

Although Ernie better watch it from now on if Bert ever gets tired of his poo.

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Male 2,388
i bet it just gives you feel good one linerfs like
"theres still so much to live for" and such
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Male 126
it probably exists, just isn`t conductive. its a joke gift that doesnt work anyways
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Male 1,596
I hope this has been safety inspected!
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Female 155
haha, it`s r18.
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Male 97
Where can I read the testimonials?
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Female 1,313
Oh look, you can recycle the duck afterwards :-), oh wait, you can`t, you`re kind of.....dead. ;-/
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Male 995
"lols this cant be a real product at least in the US"

You`ll need an adapter, as this is a english product. While waiting for it to be shipped you can give your 3 year old daughter plastic surgery ¬¬

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Male 130
"lols this cant be a real product at least in the US"

Does it look like a US plug to you?
Its British.

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Female 264
Haaaa
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Male 3,296
"BoredMamii
Female, 13-17, Southern US
104 Posts Thursday, July 16, 2009 10:25:01 PM
i want one!!"

you would do us a favor, but only if you use it on yourself

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Male 3,296
lols this cant be a real product at least in the US
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Male 289
Available now at Wal-Mart for a low low price.
$9.99 - $2.99 (mail in rebate)
WOW! only $7.99!
Save money, Live better
That`s Wal-Mart
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Female 152
i want one!!
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Female 635
If I ever go suicidal, somebody get me one of these.
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Male 81
Why`s there a grounding prong if the point is electrocution?
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Female 175
I am assuming it`s fake.. tho it has a website.. lol.. says they are sold out or something to..

I kinda want one just to add to my little collection tho

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Male 301
oh and it also do cute duck sounds
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Male 2,549
So this is why Ernie disappeared.
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Female 767
That`s beautiful.
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Male 4
The recycling label is a nice touch.
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Female 15,763
I feel like someone would sue over this if it were real...
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Male 178
lolzorz
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Male 31
LMAO
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Female 2,352
I must say this is way cuter than any other mode of suicide I`ve seen.
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Male 342
"wtf sort of country am i living in! where they sell a rubber duck to help people top themselves!!!"

A bad one, obviously

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Female 1,264
"Cheaper than ruining a perfectly good hairdryer/toaster/radio i suppose"

At least someone will have a laugh after you`re gone.

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Male 30
Of course it`s English. It`s not an american plug and It says freakin` UK Plug Standard right on the package
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Male 3,756
"Cheaper than ruining a perfectly good hairdryer/toaster/radio i suppose"

Would that really matter?

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Female 4,197
for going out in some sort of style. Cheaper than ruining a perfectly good hairdryer/toaster/radio i suppose
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Male 4,867
wtf sort of country am i living in! where they sell a rubber duck to help people top themselves!!!
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Female 306
Yeah it`s an English plug.


Scroll to Type G.

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Male 123
Classic REOPST!!
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Male 403
Lol
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Male 9,306
o_O;
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Female 170
its an English plug, Europe has 2 pins.
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Male 492
not that i want one for suicide reasons, i just think it`s cute.
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Male 113
Is that a European plug? Definitely not an American Plug.
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Female 209
"Why does it say 18+ on it?!
*Mum, I wanna commit suicide*
- Only when you`re 18, son!-"

because it`s a gag gift and a child wouldn`t be able to tell that, use it, and well...fry in the bathtub

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Male 505
Yeah, if you killed me for a gag, I would so poo on your afterlife.
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Male 427
lmao thats so wrong, yet so funny *squeak squeak ZAP!*
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Male 249
"i must use this for a gag gift. anyone know if this is real/ wer i can get sum?"

What if your little "gag gift" turns into the tool used by your friend?

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Male 15
Well, at least it`s recyclable.
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Male 2,586
Why does it say 18+ on it?!

*Mum, I wanna commit suicide*
- Only when you`re 18, son!-

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Female 394
hehehe it`s cute I always liked rubber duckies :P
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Male 49
"well, for one thing, that is the plug style in England, and i think its required to be grounded. i think. not sure. second, maybe its grounded because its intentionally not supposed to work. Although, the thing is, i`m no electrician so i cant say for sure."

it won`t fit without the earth pin to open the safety shutters but it`s not required to be connected. phone chargers, air fresheners and other low power equipment have plastic earth pins

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Male 17
i must use this for a gag gift. anyone know if this is real/ wer i can get sum?
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Male 3,756
Rubber duckie, you`re the one.
Rubber duckie, when you can`t find your gun.


On a side note, any suicide attempt that does not include placing a gun to the side of your head or in your mouth is just a cry for help. I guess jumping off a building counts if it`s high enough.

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Female 6
When you don`t believe in abortion, but still don`t want to raise the little crapper: The Electric Bath Duck!
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Female 241
bahaha
i want one.
for display.
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Male 328
Hahaha it would be sweet if the duckie quacked before the end came.
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Male 612
well, for one thing, that is the plug style in England, and i think its required to be grounded. i think. not sure. second, maybe its grounded because its intentionally not supposed to work. Although, the thing is, i`m no electrician so i cant say for sure.
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Male 1,284
kill me pleaase
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Male 1,451
But why is it a three prong? Isn`t the point to let it short out?
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Male 5,190
Not the duckie!!!
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Female 531
you know it`s cute and all...
but who the hell would give that to another person as a gag gift?
what a nice underlying message....
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Female 9,402
Death by rubber duckie, that`s new.
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Male 169
LOL.
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Male 15,510
Yes its real, and it found in the jokes and prank stores
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Female 961
lol one use only
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Male 275
...is this real?
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Male 480
Rubber duckie your the one, Rubber duckie you make bath time so much...... *One week later his body was found fried holding his little rubber duckie. XD
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Male 967
Rubber ducky, you`re the one....
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Female 2,509
i want one! stocking stuffers for xmas LOL
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Male 3,425
Hahaha, that`s great!
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Male 1,375
haha also comes with a taser/loofah or a plug in radio/bar of soap
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Male 2,125
LMAO "one use only"
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Male 518
Also handy for when the kids are little brats when it comes to having a bath.
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Male 668
*squeak* *zap* x_x
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Male 5,314
that`s awesome
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Female 1,780
Link: Rubber Duckie Suicide Kit [2 Pics] [Rate Link] - The cutest little death device ever! Guaranteed to give you one last smile before you check out.
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