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Seriously, I do.
Also, augh crazy foot claw thing! D:
God bless him.
p.s. chicks with guns are hot
But... When I float on my back, I use my arms to help keep afloat...
Don`t make me send the Queen over there to kick your ass
Haha!!! Love it!
And that is one versatile torso!
Well, except for the whole no arms and legs thing.
How the hell can he swim?
What do you call a man with no artms and no legs floating in the water?
thats what his name should be :P
lol, that was mean
Not many men would have the balls to wear Daisy Duke cut-offs in the pool.
I can see why some would find him attractive too.. He`s got a good smile, good attitude, good looks... and a c*ck that reaches the floor.
That`s a very good point right there...
... Or they could tie a line to his waist and drag him behind a boat in the ocean and call him "Chum".
I`ll put a comma in for you, does that make it better
I`d like to see him overcome the 110m, high hurdles
nothing that is why im going to push myself for whatever comes.
he could atleast stay clean shaven :>
no.6 is the best
IAB actually with someone serious... kudos.
thats only funny when its said about you.
actually a lot... Q. Guy with no arms and no legs on your door step.A. MattQ Woman with no left arm or leg?A. Ilean
cant think of others, but i know theres more
...sorry, but I just couldn`t resist.
Any other `no arms and no legs` jokes out there?
swimming without arms or legs though...how the hell?
My thoughts exactly.
Here`s my right foot (oddly enough I`m missing my left foot picture... just like I`m missing my toes! Ha... haha... okay it was a bad joke >_>):
Yeah they said it took a bit longer for me to learn to walk, but Sarah was absolutely right in the assumption that when you`re born with something it`s much easier to deal with than losing an appendage or body part and having to adjust. My dominant hand (genetically) is my left one, but I was born without that so I just use my right hand and it feels natural, as far back as my memory goes it has felt natural.
It`s the third leg... it`s all so obvious now!
P.S. I heart your witty-I-A-B nature.
He makes me feel like I`m gonna be okay. (<---thats sounds gay, but piss off, its true).
Look closer. God may have not given him arms or legs but he was at least courteous enough to give him a propeller.
Doesn`t hurt that he`s really good looking. :)
One thing I always find so remarkable about people who have unfortunate disabilities like this, is how they find a way to adapt. Like his writing -- it`s pretty neat by normal standards, not even withstanding the fact that he uses his mouth. Or like the woman without arms who knows how to do everything with her feet. I can`t wrap my mind around being able to do those things or having the perserverance to learn how. I guess Jeff Goldblum was right. Life really does... find a way.
I find the fact that he has learned to deal with the hand that life has dealt him WITHOUT a lot of bitching and moaning and "why me?" to be somewhat inspiring.
I get the point you`re making, even if it was rather trollish.
My question to you is, where do YOU get off raining on everyone`s parade?
This is IAB.
Raining on parades is MY job.
Make sure you remember that next time, lest I be forced to give you a personal demonstration of why I have a black belt in Flame-Fu.
We only have on, brah."
I mean as opposed to the hypothetical one Sarah was talking about if he was born with all functioning limbs.
"In his current life..."
We only have on, brah. Glad to see he`s making the most of his.
Saw an interview with him only the other day, at a seminar day... Pretty damn inspiring.
Just becaue you only hear about the ones that make it and do well doesn`t mean there aren`t ones that fail with just the same amount, or even more, help and support throughout their lifetime.
* - by appears to i mean you never hear about the ones that give up and die
I saw a video about this guy a bit ago. He is a motivational speaker who does very well. Also financially truly independent. I do wonder who shaves him or trims his beard.
I`d like to see how long you`d do without arms and legs without making a single complaint.
But it`s okay, because I have one hand and no toes. It`s like a black guy saying the n-word.
Lern too speel four criing owt lowd!!!