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Date: 07/16/09 03:00 PM

79 Responses to One Punch Away From Glory [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Link: One Punch Away From Glory - `FINISH HIM!!!`
  2. Profile photo of Charlai
    Charlai Male 13-17
    104 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:20 am
    Oh, dear lord.
  3. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:27 am
    Ha, and he`s Canadian...
  4. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:39 am
    OMG he ate a smurf! Run dude before your next!
  5. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:42 am
    You`re racist if you find this racist. haha
  6. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 7:39 am
    Kinda looks to me like he already won...
  7. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:12 am
    show him the move where you take his heart out through his anus
  8. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:19 am
    yessssssss
  9. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:29 am
    Cmon, you can do it! RIP OUT HIS SPINAL CORD!!!!!!!!
  10. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:35 am
    He`s Canadian, so he`ll probably just buy him a beer instead. We`re real pussies....
  11. Profile photo of diverdown
    diverdown Male 40-49
    177 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:56 am
    What a prick.
  12. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:25 am
    in fairness it looks like he has just falcon punched him between the eyes
  13. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Wow, I wish I was the guy in the blue... *drool*
  14. Profile photo of bagofpeanuts
    bagofpeanuts Female 13-17
    156 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Heh, looks like the guy on the bottom`s going OH GOD THE MANBOOBS.
  15. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:53 am
    damnn go canadia
  16. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:56 am

    "in fairness it looks like he has just falcon punched him between the eyes"

    I think you mean falcon pawnched him between the eyes.

  17. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Hey! He sort of looks like a hobbit from the lord of the rings. Samwise Gamgey or how ever his name was spelled.
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Lmao he looks like already won
  19. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:09 am
    aw.
    :[
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:36 am
    Nice chest...
  21. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:40 am
    All I can think is he`ll punch him in the head and then the words "FATALITY" will steam across the screen...
  22. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:48 am
    angel. thats bc he did...
  23. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 11:22 am
    That is so weird he looks like someone I went to high school with, well actually he was a grade higher but looks like him.
  24. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    Good ol` Donkey Punch. Maybe he can steep that teabag afterwards to celebrate his flawless victory.
  25. Profile photo of gance
    gance Male 18-29
    68 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Those are judo gis and this is judo you newbs. There are no punches, he already pinned him down and won. Match is over and this is a victory pic. Get educated.
  26. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    The loser`s fingers are completely jacked up. Is that a Judo thing? We never really had a problem with that because we kept tightly balled fists most of the time while sparring.
  27. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    "Not the face! Not The face!"
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Mortal Combat! Fatality
  29. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    "Those are judo gis and this is judo you newbs. There are no punches, he already pinned him down and won. Match is over and this is a victory pic. Get educated. "

    Quick everyome bow to gance because he knows judo so well he must be able to kick Chuck Norris a55.

  30. Profile photo of FrigginMo
    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    gance, put your tits away. I can hear `um flappin` in the wind.
  31. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    damn dude the guy just got divorced too look at the wedding band tan rough I`d be crying to

    his life = sh*t

  32. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    looks like he already finished him, hes just showing off his fist of teh doom
  33. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Yeah, his arms are up. In that position, ELBOWS DOWN! Keep his knees from sliding up, into the sitonchestposition of ohpooI`mdrated.
  34. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    "damn dude the guy just got divorced too look at the wedding band tan rough I`d be crying to"

    right so nothing to do with the fact ur not allowed to wear jewellery during contact sports, then?

    duh.

  35. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    Looks to me he already won.
  36. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    the dude in blue knows the deal, look at him pooting it lol
  37. Profile photo of Kyotay2001
    Kyotay2001 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    "damn dude the guy just got divorced too look at the wedding band tan rough I`d be crying to"\

    Could be worse. He could be a complete idiot.

  38. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    Aaaaand the man with the tiniest nipple wins!!!
  39. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    you can definitely wear a wedding band when your doing jiu jitsu your dumb you cant wear any hanging jewelry or piercings.
  40. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    hes looking for approbation from the public like in ancient rome
  41. Profile photo of Kyotay2001
    Kyotay2001 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    well lets see that is a canadian maple leaf on his gi so assuming it is jiu jitsu here is the link to
    the canadian martial arts commision
    http://www.cmgc.ca/jiu_jitsu_rules.htm
    it states a traditional gi must be worn and all rings must be removed.
    I repeat. Idiots
  42. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    o my...
  43. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    I have no knowledge on the subject, but a hard (probably gold or brass) ring around your finger during full-contact martial arts seems like it would give an advantage, therefore it would probably be banned.

    However, this is pure speculation.

  44. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Also, what`s with the roving links?
  45. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    Pure awesomeness there.
  46. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    That dude also looks like he could be Stifler`s older brother.
  47. Profile photo of Taipan
    Taipan Male 18-29
    156 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    im not sure if the dude in the blue knows that the guy in the white his solar plexus is wide open
  48. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    I`m pretty sure the fight is already over.
  49. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 12:14 am
    "That dude also looks like he could be Stifler`s older brother."

    So I`m not the only one who thought that!

  50. Profile photo of pendleton333
    pendleton333 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 1:28 am
    No wonder..... you cant fight in a house robe
  51. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 1:56 am
    The loser`s fingers are taped together, he must be a dinosaur
  52. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 3:06 am
    I can see the guy in the blue jabbing the guy in the throat and turning this around.
  53. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 3:09 am
    This is an amazing photograph. Hats off to the photographer.
  54. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 5:41 am
    It`s just the white man bringing down the black man YET AGAIN!
  55. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 6:07 am
    give this man a badge a police badge. His morals are in the right fist
  56. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 7:38 am
    He`s so psyked his eyes have disappeared into his head.
  57. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 7:45 am
    It`s okay. We don`t take any material from other sites like that cursed ebaumsworld.
  58. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 8:02 am
    Looks to me like the white guy has just successfully achieved penetration, and is very pleased with it. Black guy is not so happy.
  59. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 8:05 am
    its jiu jitsu you dont hit anyone its purely holds and submissions
  60. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 8:59 am
    I`ve done jiu jitsu for a while they don`t really car about wedding bands most of us just put tape around them and the refs say its fine
  61. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 9:22 am
    "Got your nose!"
  62. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 10:00 am
    it looks like a sport were hitting is allowed to me.
  63. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 10:32 am
    CANADA!! UAGH!!!!
  64. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 11:24 am
    Ah, that Maple Leaf makes me proud of the country where I learned my English... ^^ GO CANADA!
  65. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 11:56 am
    This might sound stupid, but it looks to me like the match is over, the loser has already submitted, or tapped out or whatever, and so the winner is raising his fist in victory

    If I`m wrong, so be it, but I don`t see why this picture is interesting if I`m right

  66. Profile photo of Kyotay2001
    Kyotay2001 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Itsalwysunny

    "I`ve done jiu jitsu for a while they don`t really car about wedding bands most of us just put tape around them and the refs say its fine"

    Now you are an idiot and a liar.

  67. Profile photo of NOCASH
    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    i agree with lando, i thought he had already won by the looks of it?
  68. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    In order to clarify, it`s a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu match. They`re wearing BJJ uniforms and the winner is in a mount position. He`s already won, by points from the looks of it.
    There is no punching in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. It is grappling and ground fighting only... which is why, Kyotay2001, wedding bands are not a problem.
  69. Profile photo of flutituti
    flutituti Female 13-17
    8 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    Wow NightHack....you`re a real buzz kill
  70. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
    166 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    Trust me NightHack, wedding bands are always a problem.
  71. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    damn fighters gotta go in the comments and ruin a funny picture. we dont care how much you know about jiu jitsu. just go HA! and move on.
  72. Profile photo of gert7
    gert7 Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 18, 2009 at 4:13 am
    He`s more of a buzzkill than Buzz Killington :3
  73. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 5:45 am
    scoprach14, you did it wrong, that one doesn`t count.
  74. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    argument about a pic?
  75. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Is that Flavio Canto?
  76. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    XD
  77. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    This is obviously AFTER the fight just ended. Lame.
  78. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 8:23 am
    Kind of like my cousin who does "Great Britain Judo" at the age of like, 19? XP

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