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Date: 07/20/09 01:25 PM

79 Responses to Most Insane Processor Blueprint Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 20, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Link: Most Insane Processor Blueprint Ever - So in summation, if this chart is correct, the new processor will accommodate our WoW nights AND our tranny porn stash.
  2. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    July 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    interesting.....the red lines cross the green lines.
    but red and green are complimentary colors.
    this will never function as a whatever it`s supposed to be!
  3. Profile photo of arsonisbad
    arsonisbad Male 18-29
    33 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Its the blueprint of the mind of a woman
  4. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Meh...Looks more like an Etch-A-Sketch!
    Nothing to see here...movin` along now!
  5. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    "You are here."
  6. Profile photo of blacksteel
    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Jocks have field maps.
    Nerd... we have this.
  7. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    That guy is full of 1337-win
  8. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    "THESE LINES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CONNECTED, YOU FOOLS!"
  9. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    They are building a bird house
  10. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    i can point to a thingy like that and look smart too XD... unless i keep calling it a thingy :p
  11. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    "As you can see sir this line is uhm... doc where does this thing go again?"
  12. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    i have a 4 bit ALU wired up with a few shift registers a small ram chip and lotsa led`s and switches tryin to make an attempt at a very simple cpu. the control unit is where i`m really pulling my hair out any help would be apprechiated
  13. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    This line goes to this other line, which goes to this square, which... where does this one go again?
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    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    its actually amazing that someone thought of something like that for the first micro processors. To just out of the blue think of something like that.
  15. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    cut the green wire!
  16. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    woah...tranny porn stash?...how about a more mainstream and tolerable fetish eh? like...turtle sex...or....idk...women?
  17. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    What are you talking about tranny porn is pretty hawt. If you got a chick dude and a chick, it`s prob the straightest porn out thar.
  18. Profile photo of bunniesRus
    bunniesRus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    omg i would not know where to start, lets see i think we should cut the red wire and then follow the black lines =D
  19. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    i pwn electrical schematics
  20. Profile photo of LastDesprado
    LastDesprado Male 13-17
    114 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    if you look real close, cross your eyes, and rapidly shake your head you can see god laughing at you
  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Nah, that`s just a map of Disneyland.
  22. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    That`s alot of red and black lines... O.o
  23. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    LOL @ opie
  24. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    @opie

    Then the circles are the places where they decide they need bathrooms, but won`t put them.

  25. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    No, it`s what is going on in my brain presently...
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    "No, it`s what is going on in my brain presently..."

    You think about Disneyland maps constantly too?

    MY SOULMATE!

  27. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    I see their problem...
  28. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    could`ve used a ruler.
  29. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    woah
  30. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    July 20, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    LMAO, opie, I love you. And yes I do think of Disneyland maps constantly, even though I have never been there.
  31. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    July 20, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    O0
  32. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    that`s crazy how he is specifically pointing at one line and knows what it refers to
  33. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    July 20, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    BTW, The 6809 was used in the Apple ][ series of computers. Circa 1980`s
  34. Profile photo of docwatson
    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    "its actually amazing that someone thought of something like that for the first micro processors. To just out of the blue think of something like that."

    "out of the blue"? No. Hardly.

  35. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    Damn sloppy!
  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    "Ah drat this technical stuff, let`s all go play ADVENT..."
  37. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    What you don`t see... the photographer saying `Alright, this needs to look important, point at something like it is important.`
  38. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    i dont get it? i can draw colored lines on paper too?
  39. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    "Well there`s your problem, Ma`am. I cant believe you didn`t spot that."
  40. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    "i dont get it? i can draw colored lines on paper too?"

    You`re looking at the physical architecture of a computer.

    I honestly find it ridiculous that people use a device capable of incredibly complex calculations, creating entire worlds, or outsmarting them at chess- and it`s the size of a cracker, no less- and then when they see the way it`s built they actually go WOW ITS THAT COMPLICATED?@!?

    Good god, what the HELL did you expect?

  41. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    "my germs!"
  42. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    You think that`s complicated ?
    Check this out. The 6 core Opteron Die

  43. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    This pic is sad. Its simple. That processor is old and slow. When I saw that pic, it was like staring at a caveman.

    Foolish mortals.
    Behold the i7!
    http://download.intel.com/pressroom/kits/corei7/images/Nehalem_Die_Shot_3.jpg

  44. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Its like a little city for microbes! :P
  45. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    Finally I get it now! so there is where it is located, where the guy is pointing
  46. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    judging from the guys hairstyle, and the lack of style on his clothes, am gonna say this is like 15 years old
  47. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    holy f*ck thats a blueprint. Thats frickin` complicated
  48. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    damn, for such a complicated processor why are they so slow?
  49. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    My grandma knits things that look like that
  50. Profile photo of Mickets
    Mickets Male 30-39
    246 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    It is more than 15 years old. The Motorola 6809 was used in computers like the TRS-80 (Tandy Radio Shack). When I was 12, I had a TRS-80 model II, a.k.a. TRS-Color, A.k.a. "CoCo", which used a 6809E processor (e = "Enhanced"). That was... 24 years ago! Gosh! The computer had incredible 64Kb of RAM. It was a great processor for music, though.
  51. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    And that`s how the cookie crumbles.
  52. Profile photo of spaceye
    spaceye Male 18-29
    68 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    How pissed off would he be if you just ran your finger along just a few inches...
  53. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    lol wut
  54. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    XD @ mickets Wow.... 64kb... really good..
  55. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    July 21, 2009 at 1:15 am
    Forgive me if someone said this already, but anyone find it funny that this computer processor blueprint is drawn by hand...and not on computer?
  56. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 1:39 am
    This is pure stupidity. Way to show off your ignorance towards all things involving science by taking something you don`t understand and going "OMG COMPLICATED!"
  57. Profile photo of Dstructur
    Dstructur Male 18-29
    13 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 2:48 am
    Why didn`t they use a ruler?
  58. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2009 at 4:05 am
    (Rant alert!): It`s called a rough draft, people. Do you really think the engineers would make that the official hand-drawn, chicken-scratch blueprints??
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    July 21, 2009 at 5:26 am
    Do they possess a ruler? The lines are so wiggly.
  60. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2009 at 5:32 am
    You mean they`ve only just invented this. Psssh, I had sketched this out before computers were even made. Amateurs.
  61. Profile photo of Seaker
    Seaker Male 18-29
    113 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:45 am
    fibericon don`t be such a dick.
    comâ‹…pliâ‹…catâ‹…ed
      /ˈkɒmplɪˌkeɪtɪd/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
    –adjective
    1. composed of elaborately interconnected parts; complex:
    2. difficult to analyze, understand, explain, etc.: a complicated problem.

    Complicated would be the perfect word to describe ANY processor blueprint. Mainly because it is very COMPLEX and it would be difficult to analyze, unless you were the one that engineered it.

    Way to show off such super douchebaggery!

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    jedimonk Male 18-29
    188 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:48 am
    I think I`m not smart enough to laugh at this.
  63. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:49 am
    NO update on IAB...

    Anyone home? hellooooooo!?

  64. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:51 am
    i feel bad for anyone who understands this...
  65. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
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    July 21, 2009 at 6:06 am
    *sigh*
  66. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2009 at 6:28 am
    the pouint is this is quite simple its all a bunch of logic gates wired to memory and more logic gates and other sources of information and more logic gates. I see no reason why anyone who hasnt spent enough time studdying it shouldn`t break down and cry
  67. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:36 am
    Thanks Seaker, I try. No smart ass comeback, I really do try.
  68. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2009 at 6:48 am
    "Tuesday, July 21, 2009 6:28:44 AM
    the pouint is this is quite simple its all a bunch of logic gates wired to memory and more logic gates and other sources of information and more logic gates. I see no reason why anyone who hasnt spent enough time studdying it shouldn`t break down and cry"

    That`s basically ALL a CPU is. ô_o

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    Doorfink Male 18-29
    45 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:21 am
    Imagine being called in to fix it.
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    dazza666 Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2009 at 7:52 am
    "I see no reason why anyone who hasn`t spent enough time studdying it shouldn`t break down and cry"

    I genuinely do not know what this sentance implies. I think you`re saying that if I have not spent enough time studying it you can`t see a reason why I should not cry. Yep still not sure what that means

  71. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 8:48 am
    Ok wheres the headlight relays?......
    Oh sorry, I thought it was a Jaguar wiring diagram, my apologies
  72. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
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    July 21, 2009 at 9:59 am
    ...and at this spot at exactly 4am Waldo will magically appear...
  73. Profile photo of SweetSummer
    SweetSummer Female 18-29
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    July 21, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Um, that one red line is in the wrong position; I mean, geez, it`s THAT simple! Why can`t these people see that! ^_^
  74. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Well, there`s your problem right there.

    That`ll be $10,000.

  75. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    this has real potential for a CIYC Contest...
  76. Profile photo of DellSucks
    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    The Most Insane Processor... from 1978!
  77. Profile photo of portal2121
    portal2121 Male 13-17
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    July 21, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    They were in dire need of a ruler. Also, I wonder what they would do if they accidentally made a mistake with one of the lines since they couldn`t use an eraser for felt :p
  78. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:17 am
    And that`s why I decided I didn`t want to be an electronic engineer.

    So people know: they haven`t used a ruler because it`s the connections that are important at this stage. The actual layout wouldn`t be exactly like this, so they don`t need to exactly map out each track. This is just a draft.

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