Most Insane Processor Blueprint Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Tech

So in summation, if this chart is correct, the new processor will accommodate our WoW nights AND our tranny porn stash.
There are 79 comments:
Male 4,290
And that`s why I decided I didn`t want to be an electronic engineer.

So people know: they haven`t used a ruler because it`s the connections that are important at this stage. The actual layout wouldn`t be exactly like this, so they don`t need to exactly map out each track. This is just a draft.

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Male 13
They were in dire need of a ruler. Also, I wonder what they would do if they accidentally made a mistake with one of the lines since they couldn`t use an eraser for felt :p
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Male 342
The Most Insane Processor... from 1978!
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Male 342
this has real potential for a CIYC Contest...
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Male 1,381
Well, there`s your problem right there.

That`ll be $10,000.

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Female 52
Um, that one red line is in the wrong position; I mean, geez, it`s THAT simple! Why can`t these people see that! ^_^
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Male 914
...and at this spot at exactly 4am Waldo will magically appear...
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Male 13,624
Ok wheres the headlight relays?......
Oh sorry, I thought it was a Jaguar wiring diagram, my apologies
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Male 26
"I see no reason why anyone who hasn`t spent enough time studdying it shouldn`t break down and cry"

I genuinely do not know what this sentance implies. I think you`re saying that if I have not spent enough time studying it you can`t see a reason why I should not cry. Yep still not sure what that means

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Male 45
Imagine being called in to fix it.
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Male 606
"Tuesday, July 21, 2009 6:28:44 AM
the pouint is this is quite simple its all a bunch of logic gates wired to memory and more logic gates and other sources of information and more logic gates. I see no reason why anyone who hasnt spent enough time studdying it shouldn`t break down and cry"

That`s basically ALL a CPU is. ô_o

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Male 101
Thanks Seaker, I try. No smart ass comeback, I really do try.
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Male 2,388
the pouint is this is quite simple its all a bunch of logic gates wired to memory and more logic gates and other sources of information and more logic gates. I see no reason why anyone who hasnt spent enough time studdying it shouldn`t break down and cry
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Female 397
*sigh*
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Male 394
i feel bad for anyone who understands this...
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Male 3,619
NO update on IAB...

Anyone home? hellooooooo!?

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Male 188
I think I`m not smart enough to laugh at this.
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Male 113
fibericon don`t be such a dick.
comâ‹…pliâ‹…catâ‹…ed
  /ˈkɒmplɪˌkeɪtɪd/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [kom-pli-key-tid]
–adjective
1. composed of elaborately interconnected parts; complex:
2. difficult to analyze, understand, explain, etc.: a complicated problem.

Complicated would be the perfect word to describe ANY processor blueprint. Mainly because it is very COMPLEX and it would be difficult to analyze, unless you were the one that engineered it.

Way to show off such super douchebaggery!

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Male 3,425
You mean they`ve only just invented this. Psssh, I had sketched this out before computers were even made. Amateurs.
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Female 2,220
Do they possess a ruler? The lines are so wiggly.
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Male 976
(Rant alert!): It`s called a rough draft, people. Do you really think the engineers would make that the official hand-drawn, chicken-scratch blueprints??
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Male 13
Why didn`t they use a ruler?
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Male 101
This is pure stupidity. Way to show off your ignorance towards all things involving science by taking something you don`t understand and going "OMG COMPLICATED!"
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Male 3,842
Forgive me if someone said this already, but anyone find it funny that this computer processor blueprint is drawn by hand...and not on computer?
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Male 161
XD @ mickets Wow.... 64kb... really good..
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Male 5,190
I second that.
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Female 1,269
lol wut
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Male 68
How pissed off would he be if you just ran your finger along just a few inches...
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Male 2,788
And that`s how the cookie crumbles.
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Male 246
It is more than 15 years old. The Motorola 6809 was used in computers like the TRS-80 (Tandy Radio Shack). When I was 12, I had a TRS-80 model II, a.k.a. TRS-Color, A.k.a. "CoCo", which used a 6809E processor (e = "Enhanced"). That was... 24 years ago! Gosh! The computer had incredible 64Kb of RAM. It was a great processor for music, though.
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Male 289
My grandma knits things that look like that
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Male 1,064
damn, for such a complicated processor why are they so slow?
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Male 1,918
holy f*ck thats a blueprint. Thats frickin` complicated
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Male 3,296
judging from the guys hairstyle, and the lack of style on his clothes, am gonna say this is like 15 years old
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Male 15,510
Finally I get it now! so there is where it is located, where the guy is pointing
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Male 10,440
Its like a little city for microbes! :P
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Male 10,440
This pic is sad. Its simple. That processor is old and slow. When I saw that pic, it was like staring at a caveman.

Foolish mortals.
Behold the i7!
http://download.intel.com/pressroom/kits/corei7/images/Nehalem_Die_Shot_3.jpg

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Male 17,512
You think that`s complicated ?
Check this out. The 6 core Opteron Die

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Female 934
"my germs!"
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Male 1,455
"i dont get it? i can draw colored lines on paper too?"

You`re looking at the physical architecture of a computer.

I honestly find it ridiculous that people use a device capable of incredibly complex calculations, creating entire worlds, or outsmarting them at chess- and it`s the size of a cracker, no less- and then when they see the way it`s built they actually go WOW ITS THAT COMPLICATED?@!?

Good god, what the HELL did you expect?

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Male 462
"Well there`s your problem, Ma`am. I cant believe you didn`t spot that."
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Male 394
i dont get it? i can draw colored lines on paper too?
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Female 538
What you don`t see... the photographer saying `Alright, this needs to look important, point at something like it is important.`
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Male 8,302
"Ah drat this technical stuff, let`s all go play ADVENT..."
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Male 367
Damn sloppy!
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Male 253
"its actually amazing that someone thought of something like that for the first micro processors. To just out of the blue think of something like that."

"out of the blue"? No. Hardly.

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Male 17,512
BTW, The 6809 was used in the Apple ][ series of computers. Circa 1980`s
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Male 1,375
that`s crazy how he is specifically pointing at one line and knows what it refers to
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Female 5,222
O0
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Female 9,402
LMAO, opie, I love you. And yes I do think of Disneyland maps constantly, even though I have never been there.
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Female 1,413
woah
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Male 505
could`ve used a ruler.
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Male 15,832
I see their problem...
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Female 15,763
"No, it`s what is going on in my brain presently..."

You think about Disneyland maps constantly too?

MY SOULMATE!

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Female 9,402
No, it`s what is going on in my brain presently...
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Male 84
@opie

Then the circles are the places where they decide they need bathrooms, but won`t put them.

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Male 815
LOL @ opie
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Male 480
That`s alot of red and black lines... O.o
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Female 15,763
Nah, that`s just a map of Disneyland.
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Male 114
if you look real close, cross your eyes, and rapidly shake your head you can see god laughing at you
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Male 310
i pwn electrical schematics
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Female 179
omg i would not know where to start, lets see i think we should cut the red wire and then follow the black lines =D
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Male 527
What are you talking about tranny porn is pretty hawt. If you got a chick dude and a chick, it`s prob the straightest porn out thar.
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Male 3,915
woah...tranny porn stash?...how about a more mainstream and tolerable fetish eh? like...turtle sex...or....idk...women?
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Female 214
cut the green wire!
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Male 425
its actually amazing that someone thought of something like that for the first micro processors. To just out of the blue think of something like that.
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Male 403
This line goes to this other line, which goes to this square, which... where does this one go again?
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Male 2,592
i have a 4 bit ALU wired up with a few shift registers a small ram chip and lotsa led`s and switches tryin to make an attempt at a very simple cpu. the control unit is where i`m really pulling my hair out any help would be apprechiated
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Male 10,845
"As you can see sir this line is uhm... doc where does this thing go again?"
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Male 427
i can point to a thingy like that and look smart too XD... unless i keep calling it a thingy :p
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Male 518
They are building a bird house
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Male 3,819
"THESE LINES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CONNECTED, YOU FOOLS!"
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Male 3,619
That guy is full of 1337-win
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Male 138
Jocks have field maps.
Nerd... we have this.
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Male 4,680
"You are here."
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Female 126
Meh...Looks more like an Etch-A-Sketch!
Nothing to see here...movin` along now!
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Male 33
Its the blueprint of the mind of a woman
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Male 1,220
interesting.....the red lines cross the green lines.
but red and green are complimentary colors.
this will never function as a whatever it`s supposed to be!
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Male 19,840
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