More Crappy Yahoo Answers: Sandwich Comeback [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Good advice, finally!
There are 177 comments:
Male 233
lmao woo
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Female 135
haha! :D
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Female 1,283
o.O
Sorry, that made a lol.

Hm, a comeboack for that is tough...lets google it ^.^
Wow, it`s on Google`s top rated lists when you type in "comeback for"
...nope, no comeback, though everyone is talking about it lol.

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Male 64
nevermind - found it
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Male 64
is there a website dedicated to stupid yahoo answers?
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Male 79
this made me laugh so f***ing hard! thank you for this
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Male 18
Comeback with a sandwich, make sure theres extra spam in it.
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Male 126
Thats correct... do make a sandwich and make sure there`s a big turd in it
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Male 1,215
The path to truth runs through the internet.
Bitch better not put mustard on it, either.
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Male 32
Lol, sexists, gotta love em.
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Male 39
I literally almost fell outa my chair when I got down to the "you better comeback with a sandwhich" part
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Male 2,788
You can comeback with a sammich.
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Female 713
Chivalry.
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Male 153
lol
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Female 82
I lol`d too & I`m a female.
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Male 45
I came, I saw, I lol`d.
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Female 326
LOL...Retz answer was funny as hell and I`m a girl. I`ve heard a lot of sexist remarks but it`s best if you just let it go and not mind the jerk who said it.
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Male 3,296
"men are only sexist towards women because it`s the only way they can insult us ;)"

its just the easiest way, but by far not the only, we just dont have enough time to go into your delicate little minds to find something more insulting, like why does she have to ask the internet that, is she that dumb that she cant think of a comeback herself???

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Female 934
That whole sandwich bit was never funny to me. Eh.
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Male 1,114
I lol`d

Though, must say, having read Britt`s comments (cba with anybody elses), I dislike her for hitting guys in the balls, and being a feminist, the two annoy me on their own, but together, oooft...

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Female 218
Chillax you guys.
I think it`s funny as hell xD
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Female 44
Britt, you crack me up. asking a woman to make you a sandwich is like telling a black to get in the cotton field? LMAO.

i ask my dad to make me sandwiches. does that mean i`m agist??

and, also, i really don`t mind making lunch for my boyfriend. does that mean i`m letting him think i`m an inferior species? hmm... no, i don`t believe it does. maybe... i`m just being nice!!

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Female 44
i don`t find that sexist... and to be honest, my male friends are sexist towards me all the time. men are only sexist towards women because it`s the only way they can insult us ;)
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Female 1,269
hitting people where it hurts britt?

no it looks more like they`re just making fun of you...and by the way you`re reacting (like a child) it only shows that they`re hitting *you* where it hurts...

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Female 1,269
some of you need to chill it`s not sexist...he was most likely joking and if he wasnt? get the drat over it...
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Male 1,918
lol both comments add to awesomeness and only 5 thumbs down lol
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Male 44
comeback with a sandwich LOL! and 148 thumbs ups
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Male 207
lmfao right on!
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Male 3,631
I was talking to SpankCake, not you Cun_tgone; what`s wrong, your sexual transformation surgery not going so well? Bettie Page is SOOO amateur chic.
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Male 214
ps britt, you pretty much lost all your credibility when i saw that you have the jonas brothers as your pic.
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Male 214
the second guy did it for me
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Female 188
epimetheus. lmfao.
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Male 157
ladies, ladies... calm down..

yeesh.. talk about putting the `ovary` in `overreaction`..

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Female 1,231
Another funny answer: "You could get him a fish taco instead."
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Male 240
so britt that means if a women said that everything would be ok everyting would be dandy???
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Male 384
oh and don`t forget to raise my children and clean the house. While I work hard and have sex with other women.
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Male 384
britt: stfu and make me a sandwich already
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Female 265
rofl...thats hilarious...all he needed was "bitch" at the end of the answer...i also love the guys answer underneath too...(and his source is the guy above) hahahhahahaaa
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Male 1,718
And Jesus Brit...
Sure the times when women were abused were bad, but there are two things:
1. ITS THE INTERNET! Its called trying to be funny. It might not be to your taste but apparently there are hundreds of people finding this funny.
2. Were you there when women were being abused, and were you there when there were black slaves in cotton fields? Well seeing as your account says your 13-17, let me do the maths a sec.....
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You weren`t.

You need to get over yourself and stop coming onto this post.
Women that were around in that time, like your Great grandmother say, would have gotten over that problem. It was life at the time.
Men>Women. Its just how it was. Im not saying it was right. Its just how it was. You should be great full that it ended. It was horrible. But life goes on.

And bleedingwolf. Thats totally true. I have a bag of crisps and a condom wherever i go =P

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Male 1,718
Comeon stop laying into each other. Go to 4chan to do that and then burn in hell for the rest of eternity. may i point out that 4chan is actually hell, so you would be there already :)
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Female 160
Jeez, whattsa matter, Suicism? Did your Mommy not fondle your lil Special Purpose enough while she was changing your didies...last week? You seem to have some issues, my boy. Quit pulling the wings off flies with your sister`s panties stuffed in your mouth and get some help, `kay?
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Male 3,631
That`s right, `cause only men with an endowment leaving something to be desired could possibly demand a sandwich from their domestic partner..

And as for the overbearing wife who`s PMS-ing all the way to Shelbyville? `Ya got no tits bitch, and your Grandma panties reek of Mayonnaise. Now YOU go to the store and buy YOURSELF some Goddam Tampons!!`

Can`t SPANK your cake and eat it too! Maybe if you tried spanking something else, your estranged partner would come back home WITHOUT a machete this time.

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Female 58
My come back would be "your dick is small and doesn`t please me" or i would go make a sandwich, come back and eat it in front of him
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Female 917
"how about you both stop being lazy and a problem and make your own friggin sandwiches?"

What? What did I do? Jeez, I try to be funny and get attacked.

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Male 1,164
britt... shut the drat up and make IAB a giant sammich
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Female 32
If she`s not smart enough to come up with a witty remark herself, she damn well better come back with a sandwich! If that`s the most sexist thing he does she should just shut up and make the sandwich already!

It cracks me up that women today think they`re "oppressed", I`ve dated guys that were truly sexist jerks and those relationships ended fast, believe me. If you have a brain, you get out of it. But good God! Getting upset over a sandwich!?

This "Anna" deserves a dutch oven. Apparently Britt does too.

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Female 99
jeez get the stic out of your a$ses honestly. do you really think were gonna stop making jokes because you have a superiority complex? especially a joke thats so harmless. just stop complaining, shut up and make me a f*cking sandwich.
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Male 2,199
britt is a walking oxymoron...
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Male 340
@britt: Don`t call yourself "britt" if you don`t want people to call you "britt".

And no, you don`t remember what it was like for your grandmother. Because you`re not her. It`s harmless fun. No one is holding a gun to your head to make you a sandwich, or a belt to your back as punishment. You need to learn to take a joke.

It reminds you of sexist times? 1. You weren`t alive, and unless you`re above the age of 30, you really haven`t experienced it. 2. If just REMEMBERING it makes you said, when you see a "Ladies Room" and a "Mens Room", do you burst out in tears over the sexual segregation?

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Female 650
LOL, thats so messed up and i feel bad for laughing but dammit thats awesome.
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Male 34
Lol. Thats a lil drated up.
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Female 572
I wasn`t expecting that LOL!
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Female 1,264
@britt566
I agree with you. That is why Y! answers makes me so sad. You find that crap all the time.

Good comeback?
"Nope. You go and make ME one"

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Female 2,289
I`m not a f*cking downer.
I must have hit a lot of people where it hurts cause all I see is britt, britt, and brit.

I don`t see it as playful fun because it just reminds us of how life used to be.

For a man to tell a woman to get in that kitchen is kind of like telling a black person to get in that cotton field.

Maybe not a lot like it, but I hope you see what I mean.

So it`s not playful in my eyes. Cause it used to be this way. Women used to really have to get in that kitchen to make a man his damn sandwich and even know that time is over and gone, I still remember the way it used to be for my grandmother and her mother.

It`s discrimination against gender.

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Female 931
rofl rofl rofl rofl
=]
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Male 2,788
Yes indeedy, brit

I have part of a heart, you know

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Male 257
hahah Yahoo FTW
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Male 240
u could sandwich him
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Female 2,672
*zing*
[sexist joke]
lol
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Male 384
all i want to know is,
WHERE THE HELL IS MY SANDWICH?????!!!
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Male 60
men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If he doesn`t have an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Male 541
wow haha that was one of the funniest things on here in a while
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Female 397
funny.
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Female 135
Decent.
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Male 4,593
LOL, that was the funniest thing I`ve read in a while.
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Male 81
don`t ever, ever come beteen a man and his sandwich...
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Male 1,596
I literally laughed out loud
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Male 976
Retz for president
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Male 154
if she knows whats good for her she`ll get him a damn sandwich
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Male 2,332
That is too funny :)
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Female 3,696
Britt`s a downer...haha I live with my roommate and her boyfriend and he`ll say something along the lines of such all the time. I know the very first person that ever said it was probably a big ahole but now it`s just funny. We usually tell him NO..and end up in some sort of tickle chase or I personally like to do a I dream of Jeanie impression, blink and say "You`re a sandwich!"

Personally, I like telling him to get his scrawny ass in the kitchen and make me a PIE DAMMIT!

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Male 219
britt566
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
1271 Posts Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:25:51 PM
and this is why sexism will never end.

and why most guys never get laid.

Have fun with that!
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LOL

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Male 49
that is hilarious!!
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Male 183
Is it sad that I looked this up on Yahoo Answers?
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Male 84
don`t get too worked up about this, it was a jokey statement about a rather trivial act, which, let`s face it, she was probably exaggerating to get attention. in the words of Darrell Bluett, `peoples believe `em too and it like to kill them`
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Male 285
this is by far the most amazing yahoo answer i have ever seen.
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Female 1,441
A good comeback would be to kick him in the balls.
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Female 7
id just say go make your own sandwich lazy bitch
or id just make it and eat it in his face
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Male 157
That`s great i make a joke to ask my female friends to fetch me a coffee with creamer and two sugars.
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Male 1,232
I don`t get it.
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Male 4,138
That was misogynistic and funny as hell
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Male 17,512
LOL
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Female 1,677
I`ve never understood that anyway. If anybody ever told me to go make them a sandwich (in some crazy sexist power-wielding way, not a polite request among friends..) and I actually did, I would spit in it.

Where did that stupid thing come from anyway? I almost stabbed a guy with scissors in grade four for saying that.. Hm, good times.

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Male 383
""and this isnt sexist.....if a woman is with a man who MAKES her make him a sandwich thats her stupidity....in my house the hubby makes me a sandwich.....LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT....."
So let`s make it rock!

Sorry, couldn`t resist.

how about you both stop being lazy and a problem and make your own friggin sandwiches?

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Male 68
That made my day. OWNED!
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Female 917
"and this isnt sexist.....if a woman is with a man who MAKES her make him a sandwich thats her stupidity....in my house the hubby makes me a sandwich.....LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT....."

So let`s make it rock!

Sorry, couldn`t resist.

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Female 10
and this isnt sexist.....if a woman is with a man who MAKES her make him a sandwich thats her stupidity....in my house the hubby makes me a sandwich.....LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT.....
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Female 10
Thats so funny!!!
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Female 47
lmao! OWNED!
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Male 1,003
EPIC WIN!!!
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Male 283
classic!
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Male 121
Britt, show me on the doll where the sandwich touched you
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Male 427
oh snap!!!
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Female 40
funny funny :)
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Male 2,125
Britt, take it easy. It`s just a joke. I mean I would NEVER say something like this to my girl, but I did laugh at it.
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Male 516
have you ever seen how men are portrayed in commercials? they couldn`t think their way out of a paper bag... i think it`s fair to say that both sexes get their fair share of being the butt of jokes
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Female 11
What`s up with that "no sex for you!" as punishment for a guy? Assuming the girlfriend/wife doesn`t have a lover, it`s total fail. We girls like sex too, remember?
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Male 701
Britt do you really think people actually say that to their wives?
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Male 76
britt. chill the out. girls rag on dudes all the time and you know it. the pic/answer is suppose to be funny. take a joke.
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Female 2,289
You changed your answer from "I`M GANNA BEAT YOU WITH A BELT"

Did you think you were a little harsh? So you had to delete that and soften it up?

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Male 2,788
Jesus christ brit, a bit aggressive aren`t we?

What if they ask politely like,
"IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MY GODDAMN SANDWICH, IM GONNA BURN YOUR CLOTHES AND THROW YOUR SHOES OFF A CLIFF"

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Female 2,289
I want to equal ALL of this bullsh*t out.

How about every time a woman makes her man a sandwich, he gets NO sex for one month. and each and every time he tells her to get in that kitchen, the months will add up.

THEN we`ll seem how much you love those goddamn sandwiches we make!

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Male 139
Best. Yahoo Answer. Ever.
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Male 301
that actually funny
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Male 309
PURE MAGICK!!!!!!!!!
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Male 21
LOL that`s pretty hilarious
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Female 2,289
and only about 17 females commented on this.
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Male 64

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Female 2,289
and this is why sexism will never end.

and why most guys never get laid.

Have fun with that!

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Male 480
Dude, that guy is AWESOME!
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Female 33
HAHAHAHAHAH aw man brilliant
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Male 10,440
If anyone finds any other funny yahoo answers stuff, post em.
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Female 778
just make the sandwich. my fiance hands his check to me every friday, i control the money. making a sandwich is a small price to pay for control of all funds. ^_^
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Male 1,629
IAB needs to swarm this webpage. i cant do it all myself
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Male 3,915
definitely made a new account (forgot my old one) goin trollin ya`ll...=)
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Male 360
Ive got a new hero
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Male 174
Yet another link that Fancy took from me *shakes fist*
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Male 15,510
Sounds like the typical american female issues
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Male 28
hahaha what a hero
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Male 265
yes i love it
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Male 3,915
F*cking amazing...i love it!!
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Male 31
i was not expecting that....... love it
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Male 9
lol I like the guy under him who couldnt come up with anything so he just copied what he said
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Male 569
bahhahahah that was great
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Male 690
lol made my day xD
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Male 1,204
lolololol sweet
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Female 250
thats just the best response! ha
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Female 1,264
I sometimes find that site so sad...
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Male 211
lol you have to go to that site ^ some are hilarious
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Male 782
lulz
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Male 91
lol
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Male 456
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Male 211
I just checked it`s up to 222.
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Female 3,696
hahahaha goddammit, Point for the men
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Male 4,867
oh man, she got owned
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Male 161
that`s hilarious, I didn`t expect to lol to be honest.
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Male 79
only two day in and it has 148 thumbs ups!
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Male 315
"GO MAKE ME LASAGNA WOMAN!"

I`m not a woman and this is not a pie cutter.

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Female 4,376
Brilliant.
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Male 101
that was amazing
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Male 5,189
Better then I expected.
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Female 209
Rad
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Female 9,557
Nice.
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Male 1,357
absolutely right.... i mean epic
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Male 394
this is pure wingasm
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Male 788
win.
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Male 2,593
win
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Male 79
ahahahahaha....
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Male 2,121
Lol at the next reply, "Retz was absolutely correct, comeback with a sandwich.
Source(s): Retz"
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Female 4,447
Best answer ever.
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Male 906
winner. right there.
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Male 204
Damn straight she had better comeback with a sandwich! Sweet. For that matter... this is the best advice I`ve ever seen on yahoo answers.
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Male 2,388
thats his stroke of genius for the month
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Male 301
LOL....awesome!
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Male 1,064
she spelled sammich wrong :P
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Male 1,381
win.
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Female 1,682
lmfao. awesome XD
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Female 427
Nice one.
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Male 4
Oh Retz you make my day.
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Female 354
lol, damn that was pretty good.
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Male 376
lol
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Male 210
damn that really baffled me, so simple yet so funny
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Male 295
Shows the proportion of guys to girls on these sites.
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Male 815
Retz FTW!!!
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Male 2,788
GO MAKE ME LASAGNA WOMAN!
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Male 1,109
HAHA. yes.
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Female 32
Wow, that was good. Yahoo! Answers are the best.
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Female 241
haha that was great.
but why did they make the edges sawed off and add a drop shadow?
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Male 63
holy crap thats some funny shyt. but dammit i want some food now
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Male 1,129
Sandwich FTW
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Female 3,726
HAHAHAHAHA...omg....
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Male 1,666
I love this so much
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Male 7,933
bwahahahah! that was hilarious
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Female 176
hahahahaha, i say that to my boyfriend allllll the time. 50% chance of actual sandwich!
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Female 761
LMAO!!
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Male 11,739
Sexist, but totally hilarious!!! I love it!
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Male 20,822
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