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Date: 07/14/09 05:34 PM

178 Responses to More Crappy Yahoo Answers: Sandwich Comeback [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Link: More Crappy Yahoo Answers: Sandwich Comeback - Good advice, finally!
  2. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Sexist, but totally hilarious!!! I love it!
  3. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    LMAO!!
  4. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    hahahahaha, i say that to my boyfriend allllll the time. 50% chance of actual sandwich!
  5. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    bwahahahah! that was hilarious
  6. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    I love this so much
  7. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA...omg....
  8. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Sandwich FTW
  9. Profile photo of QuinnNukem
    QuinnNukem Male 18-29
    63 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    holy crap thats some funny shyt. but dammit i want some food now
  10. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    haha that was great.
    but why did they make the edges sawed off and add a drop shadow?
  11. Profile photo of Valdis
    Valdis Female 18-29
    33 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Wow, that was good. Yahoo! Answers are the best.
  12. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1112 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    HAHA. yes.
  13. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    GO MAKE ME LASAGNA WOMAN!
  14. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    Retz FTW!!!
  15. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Shows the proportion of guys to girls on these sites.
  16. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    damn that really baffled me, so simple yet so funny
  17. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    lol
  18. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    lol, damn that was pretty good.
  19. Profile photo of Mowearwolfho
    Mowearwolfho Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Oh Retz you make my day.
  20. Profile photo of KindlyKat
    KindlyKat Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Nice one.
  21. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    lmfao. awesome XD
  22. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    win.
  23. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    she spelled sammich wrong :P
  24. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    LOL....awesome!
  25. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    thats his stroke of genius for the month
  26. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    Damn straight she had better comeback with a sandwich! Sweet. For that matter... this is the best advice I`ve ever seen on yahoo answers.
  27. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    winner. right there.
  28. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Best answer ever.
  29. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Lol at the next reply, "Retz was absolutely correct, comeback with a sandwich.
    Source(s): Retz"
  30. Profile photo of rgu3t0
    rgu3t0 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    ahahahahaha....
  31. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    win
  32. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    win.
  33. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    this is pure wingasm
  34. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    absolutely right.... i mean epic
  35. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Nice.
  36. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Rad
  37. Profile photo of meeseman
    meeseman Male 13-17
    101 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    that was amazing
  38. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Brilliant.
  39. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    "GO MAKE ME LASAGNA WOMAN!"

    I`m not a woman and this is not a pie cutter.

  40. Profile photo of Baxterg14
    Baxterg14 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    only two day in and it has 148 thumbs ups!
  41. Profile photo of Druss
    Druss Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    that`s hilarious, I didn`t expect to lol to be honest.
  42. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    oh man, she got owned
  43. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    hahahaha goddammit, Point for the men
  44. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    I just checked it`s up to 222.
  45. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Thumbs up people!
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...
  46. Profile photo of GrayFox
    GrayFox Male 18-29
    91 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    lol
  47. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    lulz
  48. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    lol you have to go to that site ^ some are hilarious
  49. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    I sometimes find that site so sad...
  50. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    thats just the best response! ha
  51. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    lolololol sweet
  52. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    lol made my day xD
  53. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    bahhahahah that was great
  54. Profile photo of wyattw
    wyattw Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    lol I like the guy under him who couldnt come up with anything so he just copied what he said
  55. Profile photo of celloplaya15
    celloplaya15 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    i was not expecting that....... love it
  56. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    F*cking amazing...i love it!!
  57. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    yes i love it
  58. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    true words
  59. Profile photo of MadnessInKL
    MadnessInKL Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    hahaha what a hero
  60. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Sounds like the typical american female issues
  61. Profile photo of vanillabear
    vanillabear Male 18-29
    174 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    Yet another link that Fancy took from me *shakes fist*
  62. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Ive got a new hero
  63. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    definitely made a new account (forgot my old one) goin trollin ya`ll...=)
  64. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    IAB needs to swarm this webpage. i cant do it all myself
  65. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    just make the sandwich. my fiance hands his check to me every friday, i control the money. making a sandwich is a small price to pay for control of all funds. ^_^
  66. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    If anyone finds any other funny yahoo answers stuff, post em.
  67. Profile photo of helenzass
    helenzass Female 18-29
    33 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAH aw man brilliant
  68. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    Dude, that guy is AWESOME!
  69. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    and this is why sexism will never end.

    and why most guys never get laid.

    Have fun with that!

  70. Profile photo of Mitdylan111
    Mitdylan111 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:28 pm

  71. Profile photo of monkeycreed
    monkeycreed Male 13-17
    21 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    LOL that`s pretty hilarious
  72. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    and only about 17 females commented on this.
  73. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    PURE MAGICK!!!!!!!!!
  74. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    that actually funny
  75. Profile photo of RearEchelon
    RearEchelon Male 18-29
    139 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    Best. Yahoo Answer. Ever.
  76. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    I want to equal ALL of this bullsh*t out.

    How about every time a woman makes her man a sandwich, he gets NO sex for one month. and each and every time he tells her to get in that kitchen, the months will add up.

    THEN we`ll seem how much you love those goddamn sandwiches we make!

  77. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    Jesus christ brit, a bit aggressive aren`t we?

    What if they ask politely like,
    "IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MY GODDAMN SANDWICH, IM GONNA BURN YOUR CLOTHES AND THROW YOUR SHOES OFF A CLIFF"

  78. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    You changed your answer from "I`M GANNA BEAT YOU WITH A BELT"

    Did you think you were a little harsh? So you had to delete that and soften it up?

  79. Profile photo of Valex_Shade
    Valex_Shade Male 18-29
    76 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    britt. chill the out. girls rag on dudes all the time and you know it. the pic/answer is suppose to be funny. take a joke.
  80. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    Britt do you really think people actually say that to their wives?
  81. Profile photo of mechamech
    mechamech Female 18-29
    11 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    What`s up with that "no sex for you!" as punishment for a guy? Assuming the girlfriend/wife doesn`t have a lover, it`s total fail. We girls like sex too, remember?
  82. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    have you ever seen how men are portrayed in commercials? they couldn`t think their way out of a paper bag... i think it`s fair to say that both sexes get their fair share of being the butt of jokes
  83. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Britt, take it easy. It`s just a joke. I mean I would NEVER say something like this to my girl, but I did laugh at it.
  84. Profile photo of katybugbebo
    katybugbebo Female 30-39
    40 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    funny funny :)
  85. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    oh snap!!!
  86. Profile photo of boone
    boone Male 18-29
    121 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    Britt, show me on the doll where the sandwich touched you
  87. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    classic!
  88. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    EPIC WIN!!!
  89. Profile photo of sothis
    sothis Female 18-29
    47 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    lmao! OWNED!
  90. Profile photo of Brittanydyan
    Brittanydyan Female 18-29
    10 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Thats so funny!!!
  91. Profile photo of Brittanydyan
    Brittanydyan Female 18-29
    10 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    and this isnt sexist.....if a woman is with a man who MAKES her make him a sandwich thats her stupidity....in my house the hubby makes me a sandwich.....LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT.....
  92. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    "and this isnt sexist.....if a woman is with a man who MAKES her make him a sandwich thats her stupidity....in my house the hubby makes me a sandwich.....LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT....."

    So let`s make it rock!

    Sorry, couldn`t resist.

  93. Profile photo of spaceye
    spaceye Male 18-29
    68 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    That made my day. OWNED!
  94. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    ""and this isnt sexist.....if a woman is with a man who MAKES her make him a sandwich thats her stupidity....in my house the hubby makes me a sandwich.....LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT....."
    So let`s make it rock!

    Sorry, couldn`t resist.

    how about you both stop being lazy and a problem and make your own friggin sandwiches?

  95. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    I`ve never understood that anyway. If anybody ever told me to go make them a sandwich (in some crazy sexist power-wielding way, not a polite request among friends..) and I actually did, I would spit in it.

    Where did that stupid thing come from anyway? I almost stabbed a guy with scissors in grade four for saying that.. Hm, good times.

  96. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    LOL
  97. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    That was misogynistic and funny as hell
  98. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    I don`t get it.
  99. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    That`s great i make a joke to ask my female friends to fetch me a coffee with creamer and two sugars.
  100. Profile photo of darkdolly
    darkdolly Female 18-29
    7 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    id just say go make your own sandwich lazy bitch
    or id just make it and eat it in his face
  101. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    A good comeback would be to kick him in the balls.
  102. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    this is by far the most amazing yahoo answer i have ever seen.
  103. Profile photo of boris277
    boris277 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 12:20 am
    don`t get too worked up about this, it was a jokey statement about a rather trivial act, which, let`s face it, she was probably exaggerating to get attention. in the words of Darrell Bluett, `peoples believe `em too and it like to kill them`
  104. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 12:23 am
    Is it sad that I looked this up on Yahoo Answers?
  105. Profile photo of plasticjesus
    plasticjesus Male 13-17
    50 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 2:54 am
    that is hilarious!!
  106. Profile photo of Syris
    Syris Male 13-17
    219 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 3:44 am
    britt566
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    1271 Posts Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:25:51 PM
    and this is why sexism will never end.

    and why most guys never get laid.

    Have fun with that!
    ---------------------------------------------
    LOL

  107. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 3:48 am
    Britt`s a downer...haha I live with my roommate and her boyfriend and he`ll say something along the lines of such all the time. I know the very first person that ever said it was probably a big ahole but now it`s just funny. We usually tell him NO..and end up in some sort of tickle chase or I personally like to do a I dream of Jeanie impression, blink and say "You`re a sandwich!"

    Personally, I like telling him to get his scrawny ass in the kitchen and make me a PIE DAMMIT!

  108. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 3:48 am
    That is too funny :)
  109. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 4:04 am
    if she knows whats good for her she`ll get him a damn sandwich
  110. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 4:10 am
    Retz for president
  111. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 5:03 am
    I literally laughed out loud
  112. Profile photo of dead-groom
    dead-groom Male 18-29
    81 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 6:04 am
    don`t ever, ever come beteen a man and his sandwich...
  113. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 6:29 am
    LOL, that was the funniest thing I`ve read in a while.
  114. Profile photo of trilliongram
    trilliongram Female 18-29
    135 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 7:23 am
    Decent.
  115. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 8:08 am
    funny.
  116. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 8:15 am
    wow haha that was one of the funniest things on here in a while
  117. Profile photo of bleedingwolf
    bleedingwolf Male 18-29
    61 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 8:30 am
    men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If he doesn`t have an erection, make him a sandwich.
  118. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 10:15 am
    all i want to know is,
    WHERE THE HELL IS MY SANDWICH?????!!!
  119. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    *zing*

    lol
  120. Profile photo of ninjabot
    ninjabot Male 13-17
    241 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    u could sandwich him
  121. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    hahah Yahoo FTW
  122. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    Yes indeedy, brit

    I have part of a heart, you know

  123. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    rofl rofl rofl rofl
    =]
  124. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    I`m not a f*cking downer.
    I must have hit a lot of people where it hurts cause all I see is britt, britt, and brit.

    I don`t see it as playful fun because it just reminds us of how life used to be.

    For a man to tell a woman to get in that kitchen is kind of like telling a black person to get in that cotton field.

    Maybe not a lot like it, but I hope you see what I mean.

    So it`s not playful in my eyes. Cause it used to be this way. Women used to really have to get in that kitchen to make a man his damn sandwich and even know that time is over and gone, I still remember the way it used to be for my grandmother and her mother.

    It`s discrimination against gender.

  125. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    @britt566
    I agree with you. That is why Y! answers makes me so sad. You find that crap all the time.

    Good comeback?
    "Nope. You go and make ME one"

  126. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    I wasn`t expecting that LOL!
  127. Profile photo of Jmsword88
    Jmsword88 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    Lol. Thats a lil drated up.
  128. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    LOL, thats so messed up and i feel bad for laughing but dammit thats awesome.
  129. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    @britt: Don`t call yourself "britt" if you don`t want people to call you "britt".

    And no, you don`t remember what it was like for your grandmother. Because you`re not her. It`s harmless fun. No one is holding a gun to your head to make you a sandwich, or a belt to your back as punishment. You need to learn to take a joke.

    It reminds you of sexist times? 1. You weren`t alive, and unless you`re above the age of 30, you really haven`t experienced it. 2. If just REMEMBERING it makes you said, when you see a "Ladies Room" and a "Mens Room", do you burst out in tears over the sexual segregation?

  130. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    britt is a walking oxymoron...
  131. Profile photo of theelgeth
    theelgeth Female 70 & Over
    99 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    jeez get the stic out of your a$ses honestly. do you really think were gonna stop making jokes because you have a superiority complex? especially a joke thats so harmless. just stop complaining, shut up and make me a f*cking sandwich.
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    iamthesara Female 18-29
    32 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    If she`s not smart enough to come up with a witty remark herself, she damn well better come back with a sandwich! If that`s the most sexist thing he does she should just shut up and make the sandwich already!

    It cracks me up that women today think they`re "oppressed", I`ve dated guys that were truly sexist jerks and those relationships ended fast, believe me. If you have a brain, you get out of it. But good God! Getting upset over a sandwich!?

    This "Anna" deserves a dutch oven. Apparently Britt does too.

  133. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    britt... shut the drat up and make IAB a giant sammich
  134. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    "how about you both stop being lazy and a problem and make your own friggin sandwiches?"

    What? What did I do? Jeez, I try to be funny and get attacked.

  135. Profile photo of SpankCake
    SpankCake Female 18-29
    58 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    My come back would be "your dick is small and doesn`t please me" or i would go make a sandwich, come back and eat it in front of him
  136. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    That`s right, `cause only men with an endowment leaving something to be desired could possibly demand a sandwich from their domestic partner..

    And as for the overbearing wife who`s PMS-ing all the way to Shelbyville? `Ya got no tits bitch, and your Grandma panties reek of Mayonnaise. Now YOU go to the store and buy YOURSELF some Goddam Tampons!!`

    Can`t SPANK your cake and eat it too! Maybe if you tried spanking something else, your estranged partner would come back home WITHOUT a machete this time.

  137. Profile photo of cunegonde
    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 12:24 am
    Jeez, whattsa matter, Suicism? Did your Mommy not fondle your lil Special Purpose enough while she was changing your didies...last week? You seem to have some issues, my boy. Quit pulling the wings off flies with your sister`s panties stuffed in your mouth and get some help, `kay?
  138. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:25 am
    Comeon stop laying into each other. Go to 4chan to do that and then burn in hell for the rest of eternity. may i point out that 4chan is actually hell, so you would be there already :)
  139. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:47 am
    And Jesus Brit...
    Sure the times when women were abused were bad, but there are two things:
    1. ITS THE INTERNET! Its called trying to be funny. It might not be to your taste but apparently there are hundreds of people finding this funny.
    2. Were you there when women were being abused, and were you there when there were black slaves in cotton fields? Well seeing as your account says your 13-17, let me do the maths a sec.....
    .
    You weren`t.

    You need to get over yourself and stop coming onto this post.
    Women that were around in that time, like your Great grandmother say, would have gotten over that problem. It was life at the time.
    Men>Women. Its just how it was. Im not saying it was right. Its just how it was. You should be great full that it ended. It was horrible. But life goes on.

    And bleedingwolf. Thats totally true. I have a bag of crisps and a condom wherever i go =P

  140. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:09 am
    rofl...thats hilarious...all he needed was "bitch" at the end of the answer...i also love the guys answer underneath too...(and his source is the guy above) hahahhahahaaa
  141. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:13 am
    britt: stfu and make me a sandwich already
  142. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:30 am
    oh and don`t forget to raise my children and clean the house. While I work hard and have sex with other women.
  143. Profile photo of ninjabot
    ninjabot Male 13-17
    241 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 11:08 am
    so britt that means if a women said that everything would be ok everyting would be dandy???
  144. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    Another funny answer: "You could get him a fish taco instead."
  145. Profile photo of epimetheus
    epimetheus Male 18-29
    157 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    ladies, ladies... calm down..

    yeesh.. talk about putting the `ovary` in `overreaction`..

  146. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    epimetheus. lmfao.
  147. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    the second guy did it for me
  148. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    ps britt, you pretty much lost all your credibility when i saw that you have the jonas brothers as your pic.
  149. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 12:56 am
    I was talking to SpankCake, not you Cun_tgone; what`s wrong, your sexual transformation surgery not going so well? Bettie Page is SOOO amateur chic.
  150. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 1:52 am
    lmfao right on!
  151. Profile photo of airf50
    airf50 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 2:24 am
    comeback with a sandwich LOL! and 148 thumbs ups
  152. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    lol both comments add to awesomeness and only 5 thumbs down lol
  153. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    some of you need to chill it`s not sexist...he was most likely joking and if he wasnt? get the drat over it...
  154. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    hitting people where it hurts britt?

    no it looks more like they`re just making fun of you...and by the way you`re reacting (like a child) it only shows that they`re hitting *you* where it hurts...

  155. Profile photo of junebug2326
    junebug2326 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:23 am
    i don`t find that sexist... and to be honest, my male friends are sexist towards me all the time. men are only sexist towards women because it`s the only way they can insult us ;)
  156. Profile photo of junebug2326
    junebug2326 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Britt, you crack me up. asking a woman to make you a sandwich is like telling a black to get in the cotton field? LMAO.

    i ask my dad to make me sandwiches. does that mean i`m agist??

    and, also, i really don`t mind making lunch for my boyfriend. does that mean i`m letting him think i`m an inferior species? hmm... no, i don`t believe it does. maybe... i`m just being nice!!

  157. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Chillax you guys.
    I think it`s funny as hell xD
  158. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    I lol`d

    Though, must say, having read Britt`s comments (cba with anybody elses), I dislike her for hitting guys in the balls, and being a feminist, the two annoy me on their own, but together, oooft...

  159. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    That whole sandwich bit was never funny to me. Eh.
  160. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    "men are only sexist towards women because it`s the only way they can insult us ;)"

    its just the easiest way, but by far not the only, we just dont have enough time to go into your delicate little minds to find something more insulting, like why does she have to ask the internet that, is she that dumb that she cant think of a comeback herself???

  161. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    LOL...Retz answer was funny as hell and I`m a girl. I`ve heard a lot of sexist remarks but it`s best if you just let it go and not mind the jerk who said it.
  162. Profile photo of Doorfink
    Doorfink Male 18-29
    45 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:39 am
    I came, I saw, I lol`d.
  163. Profile photo of bellasmommyx
    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:22 am
    I lol`d too & I`m a female.
  164. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
    154 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    lol
  165. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Chivalry.
  166. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    You can comeback with a sammich.
  167. Profile photo of Jesterdog
    Jesterdog Male 13-17
    40 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 4:05 am
    I literally almost fell outa my chair when I got down to the "you better comeback with a sandwhich" part
  168. Profile photo of BadboyJay
    BadboyJay Male 18-29
    32 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Lol, sexists, gotta love em.
  169. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    The path to truth runs through the internet.
    Bitch better not put mustard on it, either.
  170. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Thats correct... do make a sandwich and make sure there`s a big turd in it
  171. Profile photo of agl10
    agl10 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    Comeback with a sandwich, make sure theres extra spam in it.
  172. Profile photo of rocklobster
    rocklobster Male 13-17
    79 posts
    July 26, 2009 at 12:03 am
    this made me laugh so f***ing hard! thank you for this
  173. Profile photo of lacmoo
    lacmoo Male 13-17
    64 posts
    July 26, 2009 at 7:45 am
    is there a website dedicated to stupid yahoo answers?
  174. Profile photo of lacmoo
    lacmoo Male 13-17
    64 posts
    July 26, 2009 at 8:25 am
    nevermind - found it
  175. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:27 am
    o.O
    Sorry, that made a lol.

    Hm, a comeboack for that is tough...lets google it ^.^
    Wow, it`s on Google`s top rated lists when you type in "comeback for"
    ...nope, no comeback, though everyone is talking about it lol.

  176. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 21, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    haha! :D
  177. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 5:18 am
    lmao woo

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