Mom And Dad Of The Day: A Duel Off [2 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

This post is dedicated to bitchen" family values!
There are 142 comments:
Female 8,056
Am I missing something here? apart from a huge row- but the source of that row is a mystery? a girl on the bed with a child- problem? A chap with a child on his shoulders- and not sure about the wisdom of getting wrecked in charge of a small- but perhaps a very straight Mum took the pic. Doesn`t warrant upteen pages..
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Female 28
How you gonna teach your kid to share when you keep bogarting the j like that, brah?
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Female 956
I want to motorboat her ass.
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Male 233
Ari-- its a joint not a cigarette ;) x
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Male 2
Hiya, QueenBitch. As I write this, yours is the last one on this page (for those who didn`t see it before it got pulled): http://whythedratdoyouhaveakid.com/

If you don`t see it, keep going, your little losers will show up.

And to those of you wanting to have a personal confrontation, if you`d like to take a trip to my part of the country, feel free, but this is all over the net, and you`ll have a lot of traveling to do to get to everyone posting it. It`ll be on my blog as well by tonight. Want a link? Just ask.

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Female 189
"Or you could have even more common sense and use a self-timer, OMG!"

Not all cameras come with self-timers. :P

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Female 778
you`re going to sue them? ^_^ you shouldn`t post private things on the internet for the entire world to see if you don`t want other people to know about you and make remarks. it`s reasonable to expect that you may show up on a site different that what you posted yourself on. sue. ^o^
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Male 83
Yeah I probably would laugh at myself, I`m not the most serious person you`ll meet. Sorry about the rude comments but come on... it`s the internet, can`t expect anything less. You have my empathy, I guess.

P.S.

Queenb123- No one claimed to know all of life`s secrets. And don`t narrow it to people who have children, they`re tons of adults who DO NOT have children for various reasons, step off the high horse grammy. Also my question is how is it defamation of character if you think it`s a harmless picture! It`s not like they tagged it "crappy parents of the year" and I`m not sure which charge you can apply to this (by this I mean slander or libel). But first I guess YOU personally would have to recognize it as a picture that would actually make you and yours look bad.

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Female 119
ohh myyy goood cigaretess!11!

not too long ago everyone smoked whenever they liked, pregnant women too. my mum smoked and i`m a very healthy young woman.
i still don`t understand the whole emo/people who just like to dress black hating thing. wtf is wrong with you people??

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Female 260
Callihobbs and Proudfather, I liked your picture I thought it was really cute! Queenb123, you sound like a wonderful and devoted grandmother :)

Seriouslty I feel bad that some peaople said stupid stuff about this photo. I hope your whole family is doing good =D

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Female 2
so would you laugh if you were in my position and if you were going through all the poo that im going through? i doubt it. when people have things to say about my son, thats when i get really pissed. yes i laughed at first till i saw more of the comments you asses put on here!
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Female 3
P.S.

For all you out there in the 13-17 age group who keeps posting and/or blogging about this, unless you are a parent and/or grandparent, you really don`t know as much about life as you think you do. It apparently gives you people something to to do and/or talk about even if you don`t know the facts or the people in the photos. What sad little lives you have. Who knows maybe one of you boot legged the picture and posted it. In any event, the person responsible will be found and prosecuted to the full extent of the law allowed by our family - yep you guessed it - for libel and/or slander, defamation of character and any other charges that is allowed by law.

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Female 3
Vindictive, I am the grandmother of the "unborn" child in the picture of question. I know for a fact that when she found out that she was pregnant that first of all at 4-6 weeks pregnant she quit smoking. She immediately began prenatal vitamin therapy and did all the right things according to her OBGYN and delivered a beautiful, healthy child. I was honored and got to be a part of that birth. The pic in ? was posted out of proudness for her pregnancy not only for herself but for baby`s father. Whoever copied and pasted and posted it here is just a "vindictive" ass and did so without our family`s knowledge. And anyone who has, out of stupidity/ignorance, made or tried to make this picture into something bad is worthless &/or has nothing better to do with their life. Again, I dare the nimrod who posted this to show up at my front door and be a man and/or woman and own up to it.
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Male 83
Woah lets calm down Mom Dad and Grandma. You gotta admit the picture is pretty darn hilarious! Lets get off of our self-righteous prickery and learn to laugh at ourselves!
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Female 2
idiot below, vindictive, thats me in the 3rd picture, i was proud of my belly! stop over reacting! you guys are just looking for something to find wrong with us. YOU ARE F****ing STUPID!!!
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Female 1,077
idiot below, it`s their fault for putting retarded pictures on the internet. nice job backing your son up, he`s a real man`s man.
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Female 3
For all you stupid and/or ignorant people out there that believe all the BS on the internet....these are my children at one their happiest moments prior to the birth of their awesome Son. My son, is the owner of the cigarettes in the picture not my daughter inlaw! They are the best parents that any little boy could ever want. He wants for nothing! They were not and are not teenagers. So, whoever the F___ked up individual who put this crap on this website is you must know our family. So, if this is the case you know how to contact us and I dare you to show your face at my front door.
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Male 1
Alright, first things first, the cigarettes on the counter are mine, that picture is about 2 years old now, were not little kids, we aren`t teens, you don`t know us so don`t talk poo about us, and all this "emo" poo hahaha that`s the funniest thing i`ve ever heard, it`s funny you fall under that stereotype just for dressing the way you do. and if you can`t tell that she was preg in that pic you`re a dippoo. We don`t need any of yalls permission to have a child, if we have piercing so what... that`s not what our life is or was about, at that time we were supporting ourselves as we are now, most of all of these comments about us on this site are probably from stupid kids that think they know everything and have something to say about everything... so just keep your mouth shut, and for the people saying "people like this make me sad about the world we live in" that`s how i look at you because you say all these idiotic things about people you have never met, that`s make
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Male 3,296
#3 is kinda cute... poor emo baby
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Male 44
you guys know a lot about that stuff lol
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Female 92
firefliet:
You can`t smoke hookah like that.
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Female 3,726
Milf?? That`s just nasty...poor kid with a whore for a mother!

And #3...
............. *facepalm*

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Male 2,510
im pretty sure jedimonk was joking.
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Female 1,231
In the second, is that hookah or ganja? =/
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Male 5
I so wish ihad that doobie :(
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Female 197
#3 gonna have a pretty baby =D

...but whats with the malboros on the sink? lol smoking is a no no when ur preggers dear!

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Male 1,375
#3 is shizzamx!!!!!!
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Female 2,695
the last one is kind of win.
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Female 531
#3 is gonna have a cute baby
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Female 376
sad.
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Female 118
Come to think of it, #3 looks like my cousin....
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Female 459
*snorts at Jedi*

I`m fatter than that, good sir. And she`s prego.

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Male 3,425
OMFG THE SPAMBOTS ARE NOW COMING FROM PLACES OTHER THAN ASIA, THIS WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
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Female 931
Rofl! You thought she was FAT?
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Male 4,593
I`d tap that skank on the bed (first photo)... of course I`d be honorable and lock the kid in the closet first. I mean for Christ sake, I`m not a monster.
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Male 462
On a different note, can someone ban snehasarmaaa already?
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Female 857
Holy crap, I swear I know that guy that`s in the third photo.
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Male 1,375
hehe #2 FTW super joint that must have taken forever to patchwork all that together
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Male 104
"the girl in #3 is FAT!!!"

Ever heard of teen pregnancy?

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Female 256
The third one makes me feel terribly sad...

One of my old school friends is exactly that girl, except she doesn`t even care that much for the father to want to take a picture with him.

I met up with her last week to catch up after losing contact for a year, and the only thing she wanted to do was go to the pub and drink.

It was one in the afternoon. She`s nineteen and thirteen weeks gone.

And now, to cheer you all up, some kittens.


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Male 3,755
Just some more examples of liberal family values.
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Female 397
#3 juno.
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Male 188
the girl in #3 is FAT!!!
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Male 190
The dude smoking the huge joint is awesome.
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Female 375
Like the fags in the third pic, nice touch.
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Female 511
The dude smoking the huge joint ought to be barred from having kids.
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Female 98
she looks estatic to be pregnant
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Female 218
#1 had pretty hair xD
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Male 23
the chick in the 3rd picture looks like a girl from my school... her being preggo also looks like someting she might do. this scares me.
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Male 3,425
Woooo! Lets all laugh at people who are of a lower social status!
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Female 108
I wonder if the cigarettes next to the sink in the last one belong to the pregnant chick.
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Female 427
Link_Hiei- Dude, she is like 3209409324028394 billionth scene/emo kid I`ve seen knocked up or maybe you don`t live in the bored ghetto of FL- Palm Coast
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Male 74
spam sucks.
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Male 5,189
Oh yea and I hope the 3rd one doesn`t cut her own kids. I think this is the first time I`ve seen one get pregnant. laaawwwwlls.
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Male 5,189
#2 would be awesome if he was smart enough not to bring his kid around it.

I lawled at #3 so bad. Then something made me want to punch her in the stomach. I just dislike emo/scene noobs.

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Male 300
How sad...
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Male 499
Some good points there, Mani-jac, even though I doubt they chose to get kids...
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Male 404
#3 is an ugly bitch. How did she get laid?
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Male 522
cute preggo. and number 1 is hot, not plastic.
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Female 103
#1 looks plastic.
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Male 328
Hahaha
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Male 30
The last two people just piss me off. How do they expect to raise a child if they just get peircings and do whatever the hell they want.
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Male 493
All of these photos make me lose hope with humanity. Number one needs to have some self respect. How can she expect her son to grow up and respect women when she`s making herself look like undignified. She needs to put on some clothes and do something with her life. Number two makes me sick to my stomach. Number Three. Well they have to grow up really fast now, having kids at such a young age. They don`t even look like they are mature enough or ready to have kids. They might just leave the kid with her mom while they go out and mess around at their Emo parties.
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Male 107
#1 gave me wood. #3 destroyed it.
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Female 307
STOOPID FILTERS

teehee

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Female 307
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Female 1,682
The first two are problems...kinda. I smoke so >.> just wouldnt around my kids since they are so young. the last one however is kinda cute....i spose. Those whiny emo/scene kids annoy the ever living sh*t out of me though.
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Female 4,028
[quote] On Tuesday, July 21, 2009 9:02:05 PM RyanF701 said: Emo logic? How about.. common sense? You get much more in the picture if you take a picture of the mirror rather than holding it a foot out in front of you, and they wanted to get everything in the picture, including the baby.

GUYZ EMO LOGIC = COMMON SENSE ABOUT PICTURES OMG[/quote]

Or you could have even more common sense and use a self-timer, OMG! :-|

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Male 328
Hmm, well you know at the dinner table they will always have something to talk about.
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Male 9,305
"Daddy? Can I smoke a doobie too?"

"Not till you can drive a car, honey."

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Male 13
Hooker mom, Stoner Dad, Emo incest Children? That is one REALLY screwed up family!
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Female 4,376
1st and second weren`t very good. the third one i didn`t see to much of a problem with except that they looked young but that doesn`t mean anything. For all we know she could be in her 20`s. The cigarettes i doubt are hers but it`s still very stupid to take a picture of a pregnant person with cigs near them because it can give off the wrong impression even if you didn`t mean anything by it.
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Female 837
Lmfao @ fatex.

I`m not sure how I feel about emo-mom.

The second picture reminds me of Revenge of the Nerds though.

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Male 1,129
the mom in the first pic is a freak i bet and id do the chick in the last pic at least you know she puts out
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Female 572
OMG, seriously.
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Male 339
3rd pic: Emos are reproducing. Jesus save us.
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Male 1,918
Wow f*cking spammers. 21 f*cking spams, congrats on being a douche geeta2514
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Female 523
lmao love the pack of cigarettes with the pregnant girl...
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Male 527
The chick in the second picture is pretty hot.
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Male 2,486
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i thought that using a mirror to take a picture was only because you didnt have someone there to take the picture of you.... i guess i am baffled by emo logic..."

Emo logic? How about.. common sense? You get much more in the picture if you take a picture of the mirror rather than holding it a foot out in front of you, and they wanted to get everything in the picture, including the baby.

GUYZ EMO LOGIC = COMMON SENSE ABOUT PICTURES OMG

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Male 2,688
#2 is any pothead`s wet dream
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Male 177
And #1 is probably the babysitter. We all know about those Canadian babysitters.
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Male 177
How can anyone tell what country any of these are from. pooheads. Blame Canada!!!
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Male 427
#3 is a real brother and sister for sure, lmao
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Male 690
i love pic #1 that lucky lil bastard
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Male 1,078
ha. 2 is the best.
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Male 720
Hey, if I`d rolled a joint of that magnitude I wouldn`t let my kid get in the way of me enjoying it. Then again I don`t have or expect kids and probably shouldn`t anyway. Although I wouldn`t mind knocking up the chick in the bottom picture. ;-)
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Male 795
I love EMO babies!
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Male 292
WTF is that guy smoking??! Is that a joint?? Its huge!
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Male 1,381
ugh. preggo.
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Female 2,120
Wow, that girl`s eggo has been preggo`d...
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Female 3,696
I`m not sure I see the problem with 3? They`re young looking, but that doesn`t really mean anything. They`re probably older than they look and there are cigarettes which could be dad`s?

Yeah I dunno, don`t get it.

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Female 179
lol those were great love the dad one
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Male 46
these ppl give america a bad name...
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Male 3,915
if #1 is a mom...then HOLY poo...MILF alert anyone?
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Female 4,447
Oh my.
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Male 72
3rd one is rather sad
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Female 1,306
Preggers myspace picture! ^_^
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Female 355
Wow. That`s just sad.
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Female 66
i thought that using a mirror to take a picture was only because you didnt have someone there to take the picture of you.... i guess i am baffled by emo logic...
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Male 7,933
milf?
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Female 118
The one girl in the first pic looks like she`s peeing out of her butt.... lol
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Male 2,229
ok, the first two are...problematic, the last one is cute-ish, somehow.
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Female 1,148
Gunna be smoking in your pregnancy???
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Female 1,412
wtf wtf wtf wtf. :/

i like the top ones hair though hahaha. and someone needs to kick the bottom one (:

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Male 499
The guy in the last pic looks JUST like my old substitute teacher

o_0

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Female 1,095
Despite all that bad stuff in that picture, I can`t help but think her pregnant belly is cute. :/ *ashamed*
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Male 51
Why would anyone want to bring another life into this world; just to be subjugated and conformist... ehh (read with emo tone throughout)
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Female 2,289
except for the faxt that they have cigarettes on the table and their facial expressions.
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Male 505
Sometimes emo kids make good parents.
They`re no less deposed towards being crap parents.
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Female 2,289
the emo couple looks very disappointed that they`re going to bring a life into this world that will matter more than theirs.
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Male 310
Haha, middle america! FTW!!
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Female 761
did I say I was pro life? lol jk but boy that`s disturbing.
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Male 194
Anyone notice the Marlboros on the counter in the last one? Tsk tsk. This is why more and more old people are becoming ageist at my age group. :(
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Female 382
LOL at the second one
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Male 3,058
Great... the kid is going to have hipster/emo parents.

That`s two strikes and he or she hasn`t even been born yet.

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Female 1,043
the guy holding the cam in the last pic was hot...XDD
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Male 5,314
last one makes me sad for the world.
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Male 394
the last one honestly looks just like my step sister in every way O.o
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Female 713
Are you serious!? They look so young.
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Male 815
#1 = i`d tap that
#2 = i`d smoke that :)
#3 = i`d kill that
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Female 9,572
Nice pictures.
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Male 15,510
Lmao sexy mom is sexy, awesome dad is awesome and loser kids are losers
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Male 864
"If you`re still taking myspace-like pictures, chances are, you are not old enough to be a parent..."

Or smoking... Notice the Marlboro`s on the counter... Plus, SHE`S F*CKING PREGNANT!!! They better not be smoking.

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Male 74
Wow, it really does look like a dog... Nah, couldn`t be, right?
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Female 1,427
That joint is HUGE. O.o
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Female 4,028
If you`re still taking myspace-like pictures, chances are, you are not old enough to be a parent...
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Male 2,172
I understand why that woman in the first picture is a mother.

Bowchikawowow. Milf big time.

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Female 192
Is that a dog in the pile of laundry in pic #1?
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Female 1,412
yay for bitchen family values!!
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Male 38
is the lady in number 1 in the ad that i see at the top???!!!!
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Female 241
the last one isn`t that bad.
it`s just really sad.
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Male 2,440
Numero uno is MILFtastic.
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Male 1,064
#3 doesn`t technically count as bad parenting skills. having a baby is good parenting if anything XD
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Male 480
The father reminds me of my child hood. XD
As i got older i always wondered why the smell of pot was so familiar, then i looked a some old pix and well that pic and mine are quite similar. XD
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Male 169
number 1 = milf.
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Male 4,867
*cough* milf...
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Male 1,825
Nice job stealing from why the f*ck do you have a kid
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Female 126
Mmm nice bump
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Female 362
Well, those are some fine folks right there lmao.
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Male 349
wow...parenting at it`s finest.
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Male 20,916
Link: Mom And Dad Of The Day: A Duel Off [2 Pics] [Rate Link] - This post is dedicated to bitchen` family values!
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