Mind-Boggling Highlights from Wildwood, N.J.

Submitted by: littlemissqt 7 years ago Funny

Some clips from the "94 documentary Wildwood, NJ. God this is great. It"s only 4 minutes, but you"ll wish it was longer.
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Female 36
Well the Wildwood Weed grew wild on the farm
And we never knowed what it was called......
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Male 14
is this the trailer for a new comedy show ? :|
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Female 26
Wow.. No, we Jersey Girls really aren`t like that! I promise!! hahaha
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Female 1,260
Ahm so glad I live in California now, ya know? These girls were always beatin` me up fer nuthin`, just fer lookin at em, ya know? Seriously, I used to talk like that when I lived in New Yawk - so glad I don`t anymore! Buncha violent girls there.
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Male 55
Holy crap is that amy winehouse :13
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Male 11,740
OK I am NEVER going to New Jersey. The more I see about it, the more scared I get. Wow, it`s a different world there.
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Male 256
What a hole. The New Joisey tourism board has to cring at this.

"I put a girl in the hospital." Nice....

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Female 1,148
"it`s different..it`s different..." god, stfu!
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Male 145
Hey Jannet, is it different?
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Male 3
Where can I find this full movie? LOL @ peloos12,
"Dave`s not here man."
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Male 154
fnkychkn- you know you dressed like that in the 90`s
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Female 855
What`s with these trashy people? They give the rest of us New Jersians a bad name. UGH, big hair and fake nails. Mullets. (shudders)
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Male 154
ah jersey in the early 90`s......bryan adams "summer of 69" playing on the radio as u make out with some broad under the boardwalk....standing on your mama`s porch, told me that it last forever
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Male 3,756
"@SuperSmash yup in the northeast we have A LOT of rednecks and whitetrash. the south just seems to produce a higher caliber then we are capable of"

You`re right about that. We just have more open spaces to shoot guns and go muddin`. Plus, it`s a little more isolated and there`s not as much to do, so our rednecks are left to fully express themselves.

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Male 154
all I see are new yawkers and michigan trailer park trash, and how classy are shirts with state names on them, I guess they are for stupid people who have to look at their shirts to remember where they are from LMAO
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Female 767
My grandmom grew up in Philadelphia and Jersey.
She`s the classiest woman I know.

This video is terrible. Wildwood is actually a great place to get away from smog.

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Male 1,629
@SuperSmash yup in the northeast we have A LOT of rednecks and whitetrash. the south just seems to produce a higher caliber then we are capable of
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Female 11
I grew up in central NJ (about 15 mins from Seaside). All the crap you hear about Jersey is from North Jersey and NY. Most of the summer guidos are from New York. Visiting the Jersey shore (especially the boardwalks) in the summer does not accurately depict the residents of the state, its all out of state (or up state) vacationing trash. It would be nice if all the Bennys would just go home (http://www.gohomebennys.com/)

Plus I have never met a native to New Jersey call it Joisey, its f-ing annoying.

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Male 3,756
From this point forward, no one from the Northeast has any right to make fun of rednecks. You might be thinking, "But this is just a small group, they don`t represent the majority at all." Then I`ll say, "Now you know how we feel."
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Male 335
this is why I stay away from Childwood.
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Male 1,375
ah flashback to the movie "KIDS" every girl in this docu most likely contracted AIDs. Oh and the guy with no shirt on and an open jacket reminded me of Sean Penn from "The Warriors"
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Male 3,057
There`s nothing in New Jersey`s water that you won`t find anywhere else on the East Coast...

It`s just New Jersey.

Unfortunately, there are a LOT of trashy people in New Jersey... My family lived there for a few years when I was little. We lived in a good neighborhood in Wayne (which is practically a suburb of NYC), and the reason we moved was because the people there live in a world that is distinctly different from the reality the rest of us live in.

"It`s different every night... and you just don`t know what....It`s different every night..."

Don`t get me wrong... there are NORMAL people in New Jersey, but you don`t notice them because the douchebags are so in your face, even among the wealthy. The show "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" is not entirely inaccurate.

The guidos are just as bad if not worse than the ones on Long Island... it`s like New York City is the buffer zone between two nations of idiots.

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Male 1,686
so very very glad I am not from "Joisey".
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Male 1,647

At least two of them were lying. Watch their eyes! `..oh I put someone in the hospital..` ..hm. Not that people don`t do that to other people, but I don`t think she did! XD
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Male 171
Is there something toxic is this towns water supply?
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Female 395
my mother was going to raise me in new jersey years ago... was always glad she picked england, more so now. what skags.
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Male 298
All of these are about 30-45yrs old now... probably running your country...... oho
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Female 177
helllll yeah new jerz
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Male 193
But it`s different.
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Male 2,514
DAVE!!! Pick up the phone!!!
It`s you`r freakin` MA!!!
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Male 792
LOL! Reminds me of home.
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Female 351
I do wish it was longer i need to see all of this!
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Female 528
F*cking Dave, never answering his public phone
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Male 3,819
Dave`s not here man.
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Male 3,819
It`s different. Every night.
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Male 2,582
My memories of the 90s are very different than this, I remember brightly clad rappers with tall hair and douchey flannel wearing Pearl Jam fans and, wait, no, nevermind, this is pretty much how it was.
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Female 98
"Its different every night and you just don`t know what....Its different EVERYNIGHT!!!!"

Good NIGHT Female Mullets, ALL OF YOU!!!

This is why people make fun of Jersey because of stupid ditz like that. And its not dirty!!!

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Male 2,172
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!
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Male 1,505
Dave? Dave`s not here!
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Female 168
Ah man, I love Wildwood. This...this is awesome.
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Male 213
The last clip made me laugh hahaha "Dave.. Dave! ... DAVE!" haha I love you, New Jersey.
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Female 81
MORE...I NEED MORE OF THIS. omg too funny
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Female 572
YAWN
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Male 1,629
"i havent been in a fight for a while, because my boyfriend wont let me fight"
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Female 69
More and more every day, I`m becoming convinced that Jersey is America`s non-nice individual.
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Male 137
I miss the 90`s, but not as much as the 80`s.
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Female 457
What`s the difference between Jersey girls and trash?
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Trash gets picked up!
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Male 346
WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

but some of us are, and it`s hilarious

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Male 8,302
Wow, it`s different. Yeah, different. That clip was definitely... different.
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Male 181
"Daaaave!! DAVE!" Dammit, Dave, come when you`re called.
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Female 55
the year i was born :D
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Female 149
Shut up. Why is that stoner dude from the beginning girlfriend`s name Janna? FML.
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Male 3,255
Ohh `94, I remember the times well, lol.
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Male 64
is EVERYBODY stoned in this documentary?
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Female 96
"And.....it`s different, you know? It`s just different."
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Male 18
"Y`know, I`m probably gonna be with her for...the rest of the summer."

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Male 5,190
Awesome hair at :01 LOL. No really it looks cool.
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Male 21
Ha ha, Wildwood, NJ has nothing on Venice Beach, CA. That place is WEIRD!
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Male 25,416
Quote "Im probably going to be with her till the end of summer" yet he says hes serious, Thats so funny! Yay for the 90`s.
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Female 38
I live 2 hours away from Wildwood....I`m ashamed....
"It`s different"
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Female 1,008
I miss the 90s...
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Male 51
Try looking at the majority of West Virginia, it`s like this. Better yet, try looking in any low-income area in America. A LOT of people live like this, it`s not uncommon or focused in one area, people just grow up in a decent family that makes a decent amount of money and then they don`t see these people around them. Go to the low-income areas in your hometown and you`ll find many people just like the people here.
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Female 523
just in case you forgot... "it`s different."
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Female 1,682
That, was funny. Those girls man...and that fashion XDDD
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Male 26
I`ve been there. It`s ugly.
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Female 767
I`m in Wildwood right now! XD
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Male 506
"It`s different every night... and every night, it`s different!"

So.. yeah. New Jersey in the mid `90s. God, this is frightening.

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Male 516
Man, that girl with no shoulders is a self-professed ninja!! She kills someone at least once a week.
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Female 87
So basically alls we New Jersians can cling to is Springsteen and tomatoes..
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Female 1,148
What...the hell....was that?
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Male 31
Wish it was longer... that`s what SHE said!
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Male 721
wtff, what was that!? same kinjomusashi, i really have never been more confused before haha
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Male 440
Ohh, the U.S has its own Quebec ?
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Male 914
i`ve never been so confused in my life...what did i just see??...
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Female 1,330
Link: Mind-Boggling Highlights from Wildwood, N.J. [Rate Link] - Some clips from the `94 documentary Wildwood, NJ. God this is great. It`s only 4 minutes, but you`ll wish it was longer.
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