Michael Jackson Face Found In Tree Stump [Video]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

Michael Jackson is now officially bigger than Jesus. Next stop, grilled cheese sandwich.
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Male 233
Hill-billies for ya :/.
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Female 151
michael jackson played the scarecrow in The Wiz, so if you see the scarecrow,you are actually seeing michael jackson.
wut.
seriously though,this is a load of bull.
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Female 470
yeah...looks more like the scarecrow to me....
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Male 3,915
i like how she said "jesus, i don`t know...lol" but they cut it so she just said "jesus-" ...classy news people...

btw...i see ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in that stump...at most...i see discoloration...so what the f*ck is up with their eyes?!

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Female 27
"I think they`re both about even, they`re both icons." Asdfghjkl Where the drat did that come from?
MJ died for your sins.
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Male 949
Whaaat?

There`s nothing there! It`s just a blotch!
Is someone spiking the water in this town or what?

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Male 100
I can see that little thing in that tree stump raping a little boy, so it must be Michael.
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Male 15,832
I think MJ had all that plastic surgery just so he could look like this tree stump.
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Female 376
Nothing`s is there. Why are these people such attention wh*res?
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Female 34
i see nothing... and also... michael jackson is equal to jesus? when the hell did that happen?
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Male 403
I, truly, can not see anything.
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Male 724
OMGOMGOMG.
IT`S A BURNT TREE LIMB STUMP.
GFJJFG
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Male 432
The hell? It looks like nothing.
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Male 690
I can`t Grok it.
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Female 98
i definatly see the scarecrow more than anything
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Male 170
are they trying to say that Micheal Jackson is the equivelance to a tree stump?!

BLASPHEMY!

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Female 109
lol. If you don`t see it, "you are not alone" XD Win.
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Male 57
All I see...

Is a short tree stump.
Idiots.

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Female 130
i totally see the scarecrow from the wizard of oz!!!! :)
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Male 79
wow....how come nobody is reporting on the real death of the decade? that would be REAL NEWS
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Female 1,199
This must be why my parents moved out of Stockton as soon as I was born. >_>;
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Male 1,584
i didn`t even know where on the stump i was spose to be lookin till they showed the scare crow. then i saw the scare crow.
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Female 77
That doesn`t even look like Michael Jackson.
I just still a stump on the tree. :|
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Male 40
can we not say hes bigger than Jesus..

thats just kind of stupid.

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Female 40
LOL! must have been a really slow news day. that poor reporter probably lost a bet and had to cover the dumbest thing he could find
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Male 244
God I hate stupid people.
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Female 855
that fat chick ATE Michael Jackson!
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Female 2,027
eer i cant see it, but i saw the size of that women bloody hell!
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Male 12
So, uh...where`s the face? I`m only seeing what the Sentinel sees.
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Female 88
...Yeah, I`m seeing the scarecrow more than anything. I do not see how they think that it`s Michael Jackson. They`re just attention seeking nitwits.....
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Male 135
if anybody else see the leprechaun say yeeeeh!!! YAAAAH!!!!!!! *=D*
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Male 1,148
am I the only one that sees a dark circle with a light one in the middle
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Female 188
I wonder if these fools watched the news later and realized how stupid they sounded... or if they even realized the news was making fun of them?
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Female 5,222
>_>.. lame as hell
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Male 40

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Male 21
0:28-0:31 was hilarious even if it wasn`t meant to be
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Male 1,765
...right...
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Female 62
Ok.. I didn`t see Michael Jackson or Jesus at all in that tree stump, and it took the scarecrow picture next to the stump for me to even see that one sort of.
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Male 9
"I think that`s, like, really Michael, right there."
Says it all.
Dumbasses
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Male 2,160
looks like a tree to me...crazy people
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Male 149
She`s obviously a retarded hick but why did they actually put her on the news?

They`re right about it looking like the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz though.

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Female 397
it`s even missing the nose! americans are jeeniuses joeYC, you don`t even know!!
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Male 462
Hey, look! A slight circular discoloration that`s been here for years!
So?
Are you blind? It`s Michael Jackson!
Quick! Call CBS News!
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Male 42
I don`t even see it....
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Female 1,001
This is no where near as remarkable as Cheesus..

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Male 4,593
Yeah, and I have a mole on my pecker that looks like Michael Jackson too... I "just beat it..."
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Male 721
stupid americans strike again. its a f*cking tree. im sure that "face" has been there for years.

some people (americans) can be so idiotic some times

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Male 479
"i`m starting with the man in the..." tree
lmao
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Male 55
"Why not Jesus?"
"Well, there about equal, aren`t they?"
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Male 553
i couldnt even see a face :-(
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Male 1,596
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
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Male 205
Handsompod...I also see dumb people. O_o
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Male 1,108
I see dumb people. O_o
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Male 103
Aha, i see the scarecrow :P
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Male 2,372
Michael Jackson image on the White Cliffs of Dover!!



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Female 40
>_< *BLIND* I cant see it!!
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Female 731
I see...I see...

...I see a tree trunk. O__o

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Male 316
I don`t see it...
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Male 54
Wth? I don`t see anything in that tree stump..
Am I just dumb for not seeing it or what? Or are just people just drunk AND dumb at the same time...
How Mysterious...
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Female 475
Seriously? I dont see a damned thing. O.o
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Male 44
this is news? these people are drunk.
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Male 8,302
> TwoDog
> My dick looks like MJ and Jesus and anything you want to see

MJ was cremated and Jesus ascended to Heaven leaving no physical body, and I`ve been staring into a microscope all day seeing bacteria. ALL of those are really, really, REALLY tiny. Are you sure you stick by that comment you made?

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Male 56
My dick looks like MJ and Jesus and anything you want to see...
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Male 3,425
Only in America could a family believe they see the face of a dead celebrity in a tree stump. I must say, this is a new breed of stupid. I mean at least Jesus toast some resemblance to a face.
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Female 572
Oh come ON!!
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Male 428
OMG! That`s where I live! I am so ashamed for my city only making it in the news for this and all of the people losing their homes because of horrible loan companies. I need to move so badly!
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Male 1,162
i dont see poo.
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Male 543
uhh...
so is his face THE tree stump or the light brown part?
i really dont see poo
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Male 13,630
I can seeeeeee.....
A tree stump
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Male 50
lol i didnt see anything
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Male 330
Michael Jackson lives on!
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Male 237
WOW, he visited the city 20 yrs ago.. well thats a bloody good reason to haunt a drating tree, you yanks are so utterly drating retarded.
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Male 1,129
If you dont see it... "You are not alone" haha that was classic
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Male 1,151
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Male 976
Nightshifter - I think M.J. was too white to be a leprechaun.
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Male 513

It could be a crackhead, that got hold to the wrong stuff.... and it told him to get up in a tree and play M.J.

(I hope at least one person gets my obscure reference.lol)

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Male 1,064
how the hell is that mj?
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Male 3,842
OK, now that I`m reading the comments...HELLO, people, this is a JOKE, it isn`t serious.
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Male 3,842
The irony of saying that it is either Michael Jackson or the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz (Ray Bolger) is that Michael Jackson played the Scarecrow in The Wiz, so in a sense, Michael Jackson and the Scarecrow are one and the same
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Male 3,255
rofl, ohh the retarded amuse me so.
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Male 2,372
I`m blown away.

Why would Michael Jackson choose this small town to make his presence known?

Fascinating.

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Male 8,302
MJ, JC, what`s the difference? Oh, one was a sick twisted pedo tard and the other is the Son of God, yeah, slight difference.
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Female 1,682
I looked alot. and hard. i get nothing. lol
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Male 123
it... it looks like a cloud? a spill of water? IDK just a deformed, random shape.
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Male 1,051
There`s something in the air in Cleveland.
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Female 901
i see nothing but tree.
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Male 599
I looked and looked and saw nothing...
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Female 60
"did she really just compare jesus and michael jackson.......people like this should just be stuck on their own little island where they can all talk about how random poo around them looks like people"

Call me stupid, but how do you know Michael Jackson ISN`T Jesus? How do you know Jesus isn`t an illusion?

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Female 48
Why not Billy Mays?
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Male 1,375
"Well, some religion has to replace Christianity eventually... and I`d rather it not be Scientology. Michael Jacksoninity it is!"

I personally think the church of the Fonz was a much better idea

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Male 1,375
did she really just compare jesus and michael jackson.......people like this should just be stuck on their own little island where they can all talk about how random poo around them looks like people
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Male 1,151
"To Stockton, Michael Jackson meant more to us than maybe Jesus did to some people. I think they`re both about even."


WHAT
THE
FU#%?

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Female 107
From far away, I agree. Looks like the joker. But when you WANT to see something, you`re going to find it, no matter what.
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Male 3,058
I saw nothing that even resembled a face, let alone Michael Jackson`s face.

I too agree with davymid`s initial comment.

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Female 290
I see... a yellow blotch on a tree stump. Anyone, anyone??
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Male 1,627
i saw this guy

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Male 256
I see the JOKER from batman
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Male 1,837
ok. this MJ poo is pissing me off. like i liked his music and all but give me a break. like, what the FUUCK do they see in that trunk? i see a incomplete, au-naturel, branch. people like them are definately going to bring this place down.
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Male 123
umm... i dont see anything... do any of you guys?
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Female 87
jesus > a miracle worker who died for everybody`s sins.
mj> a person with an abnormal life,a skin disease that makes him white,people calling him a child molester that somehow became great and donned the title "king of pop"

i`ll admit that both had accomplished miracles,but how could these two people be evenly worthy of praise? jesus is just a little bit more worthy,maybe by 30-50%-ish

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Female 87
"Well, some religion has to replace Christianity eventually... and I`d rather it not be Scientology. Michael Jacksoninity it is!"
jacksontology?jacksonism?michaelanity?jacksonity?
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Female 66
.........what?
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Female 87
"Michael Jackson meant more to us then Jesus did... I think they`re both about even, they`re both icons."

holy poo those rednecks are going to hell

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Male 133
What the hell? There are retards everywhere. To quote a master; Order a pair of golf shoes, or we`re never getting out of here alive!
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Male 32
I couldn`t really see it.
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Female 372
At first, all I seen was a tree stump.
After watching this, I still see a stump.
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Male 12,138
Scratch that, the new one just started running in the wheel. Mainframe`s powered back up.
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Male 12,138
Afraid so Shadow. The new one died too. Turns out it was a gerbil with a hamster suit on. F*cking ebay.

Will be back up soon...

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Male 2,125
Is the new hamster not working either? The stats are stuck with (1) comment and "none" ratings.
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Male 39
to me it look like a leprechaun to me
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Female 87
Are they serious?
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Female 56
idiots
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Male 552
These people are insane.
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Male 909
The worst part is that people actually think this is news.
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Male 1,220
from that far shot it looks way more like the scarecrow than the other two.
still though, ti`s not that impressive.
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Male 7
People see what they want to see.
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Male 633
i really have to agree with davymid...
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Female 173
I didn`t see anything either.
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Female 4,225
*connects the palm of her hand with her forehead with a force that creates some amount of irritation on both the head and palm*

Wow...just, wow. Words cannot begin to describe what I am feeling

Will we be seeing "MJ`s face on a ____" products on ebay now?

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Male 172
I bent over, looked in a mirror at my @$$, and saw Al Franken. Course he was covered in acne.
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Male 249
I don`t see anything..
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Male 12,138
All I see is a small crowd of deeply retarded people who are nuttier than squirrel sh*t.
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Female 109
I didn`t see anything.
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Male 130
I just saw a monkey ass
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Female 15
...right
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Female 224
i just saw a smiley face...
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Male 440
I see pedo bear. nope actually i see Michael.... nope i see pedo bear.
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Female 464
NOO.
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Female 257
Humans and their overactive imaginations.
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Male 353
i don`t see him in the stumps, i must be crazy....
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Male 2,582
That`s clearly him, clearly.
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Female 26
I see the scarecrow
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Female 1,697
Stupidity at it`s greatest
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Male 456
I dont see it...oh wait, wtf am i doing?!
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Male 914
i cannot believe how stupid people are... oh wait - yes i can my bad
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Male 9
wow...just wow.... if i did see anything i would think it was the scare crow but i dont
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Female 179
i smell a new religion
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Male 76
Jesus and MJ are about equal? They`re going to hell for that lol

Jesus > Died for his people and started a religion
MJ > Molested children and also became a pop idol

Totally even....

P.S. That`s not Michael jackson in the tree, that`s just a spot. A white spot.

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Female 523
that is absolutely retarded.
i can`t believe that they actually used that as a news story.
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Male 47
i dont see anything those people must be fricken retards
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Male 38
>nissanxterra

Michael meant more then jesus to me.
And I didn`t like Micheal.

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Female 895
It`s a F*CKING Happy face!! Wtf is wrong with people...boo get off my internetz!
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Male 895
oh what, you have to really stretch to see this one
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Female 15,763
Well, some religion has to replace Christianity eventually... and I`d rather it not be Scientology. Michael Jacksoninity it is!
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Male 425
K a few things I want to say

1. I don`t see Sh*t.
2. Those people need to be shot if Michael Jackson means as much to them as Jesus does.
3. MJ sucked anyway.
4. That`s not a stump its just a F*cking removed branch.
5. These star rating systems need to go into the negatives.
6. That news station should be ashamed of themselves if they`re that desperate for stories.

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Male 126
i see a yellow blotch...am i missing somthing
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Male 2,788
"if you dont see it *you`re not alone*"
Hilarious

And I dont see it

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Male 218
why people are so dumb
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Female 231
I don`t see it... like, at all.
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Male 160
wtf... there`s nothing there, its a yellow blotch on a stump... friggen nutcases...
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Male 533
i seriously dont see it
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Male 11,739
It was Cthulhu!! OMG!
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Male 814
definitely scarecrow. but that`s basically mj anyways, right?
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Female 136
omg, just....*facepalm*
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Male 1,685
Michael Jackson = Jesus. incredible.
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Male 34
Misscutieroo, Actually, Michael Jackson was not the one to coin the term the Prince of Pop.
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Male 100
............wow, this is reminiscent of the leprechaun sighting video, I didn`t see any face on the tree.
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Male 606
Fat, lying rednecks.
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Male 10
You have to be inbred to see it
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Female 1,944
did that lady just call michael jackson and jesus the same because ther`re both "icons"??! ugh.

I`m so tired of people saying he was the "king of pop". He called himself that. So maybe one day I`ll call myself the queen of englad, and after I die people will call me that.

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Male 1,931
"Michael Jackson meant more to us then Jesus did... I think they`re both about even, they`re both icons." HOLY poo!
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Male 111
je scream: "Ok, white people"

I stopped there, real mature.

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Male 5,314
retarted. all of them.
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Male 5,189
I don`t drating see it. And I`m tired of all these Mj posts. But no more complaints
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Male 906
retarded. all of them.
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Male 211
Does it help to be retarded and be missing some of your teeth? I can`t see it.
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Female 9,560
If I personally say what it looked like, I would have to say the scarecrow. But I diffidently do not see MJ.
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Male 125
the fat one makes me sad.
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Female 761
Ok, white people this is bordering on you guys` version of `Leprechaun in a tree`--that`s right, this crazy s**t has gone passed `cheese toast Jesus` and straight into `Leprachaun in the Tree` territory.Congrats. Finally, I can breathe.
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Female 87
oh i had to watch it a 2nd time i kinda see it but i see the scarecrow more but i can see mj
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Male 200
Who cares?!?!?

I could give a poo if it`s MJ or not.

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Male 25
it cant be him its black
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Male 140
Oh..... My..... Jackson....
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Female 87
THATS JUST A TREE I CANT SEE IT THOSE PPL ARE TRIPPIN BALLS
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Female 5,139
i say yes prime, it looks hot
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Male 897
WTF!?!? Where is the Onion logo? This can`t be real. Wow. THIS is News!?!?!?!?!?!?

Arrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Male 15,510
Holy Cheesus!
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Male 499
I can`t see it.
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Male 94
i agree wit USFEmoGirl drat holly poo i see a tree how the hell can anyone see anything but people in that town probably piss themselves over every little thing that MIGHT have some significance
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Female 1,436
Prime - No. I honestly adore how you are unique but this is just a no.
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Female 1,412
ahaha prime. love the jackets.

and ive seen way more tree stumps that look more like a face than this tree does.

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Male 92
OMFG...IT`S A TREE!

i don`t see how they can see a face..am i not looking at it right? should i turn my head and squint? perhaps bash myself in the head with a hammer until i cause sufficient brain damage so i can see things from their perspective?

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Male 195
i see a tree?
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Male 7,933
So come on guys. Yes or no to Jackets like these for everyday wear?


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Male 430
It looks like my evil 4th grade teacher
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Female 1,436
Ok, besides the fact here that people are ignorant as hell. I don`t see anything but a fu*king tree.

These people should all be committed. Also, maybe that town should have a few more homicides so this doesn`t count as news.

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Male 194
Wow, it magically pops up right after he dies.
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Female 364
This counts as news? I guess I shouldn`t be surprised.
Ughhh.
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Male 506
I honestly saw nothing there until the picture of the scarecrow came up.
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Female 2,289
this was hilarious the way they made it lol
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Male 7,933
maddog....what if i dont have a cast of zombies but can do the dance
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Male 695
people really are stupid. what a waste of skin.
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Male 30
Youve got to be kidding me,thats pathetic,its like they just took recent news and said hey! Lets tell everyone that tree is Michael Jackson and be on tv.
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Male 3,369
primetimekin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
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[ Delete Post ] Monday, July 6, 2009 2:59:17 PM
quick IAB poll.

I`m thinking of getting the MJ Thriller Jacket...

fashionable or not?
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Only if you can do the Thriller dance with a backing crew of zombies whilst wearing it!

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Male 103
It, to me, looks like a tree stump.
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Male 976
The bad part is I though it was going to be an Onion news cast.
The worst part is that is could have been.
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Female 354
it doesn`t even look like a face...??

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Male 12
WTF!!! its just a freaking tree!
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Male 7,933
quick IAB poll.

I`m thinking of getting the MJ Thriller Jacket...

fashionable or not?

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Female 507
I don`t see it either.
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Male 2,125
Well it`s kinda creepy. Is that the part that looks like MJ?
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Female 5,139
I think its in profile..i do see it. but it doesnt look like michael jackson...just looks like a face kinda ..
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Female 965
Also, I see absolutely nothing but a tree.
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Female 965
She thinks Michael Jackson is equal to Jesus?

o___________O

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Male 71
i see nothing
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Male 183
i dont see it
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Male 20,829
Link: Michael Jackson Face Found In Tree Stump [Video] [Rate Link] - Michael Jackson is now officially bigger than Jesus. Next stop, grilled cheese sandwich.
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