Man With Most Appropriate Name Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Some guys were just born into their jobs.
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Female 59
paha
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Male 3,915
lol
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Female 1,231
Dammit, KMRocky, you stole my line. >.0
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Female 713
Well at least he`s in the right profession.
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Female 98
XD my friend`s last name is slaughter, we told her to own a cake shop. the slaughter cake house
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Male 182
PUBLIX?! :D
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Male 225
lol amen kmrocky amen
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Female 324
Can`t spell Slaughter without Laughter
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Female 1,412
ahaha
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Male 3,842
"My principal`s name is Harry Peters. No sh*t."

For some reason this made me laugh!!! Probably because it is FUNNY!!!

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Female 901
wow
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Male 37
That`s amazing.

The manager probably thought "He was BORN for this position. Look at his dang name!"

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Female 2,695
):
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Male 3,296
well am pretty sure the store owner saw it as a divine epiphany and decided to give him the job
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Male 438
tuxman4 he plays football.
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Female 437
The best one I ever heard was a woman who my mam worked for who was called Mrs Man which meant that her husband was called Mr Man.
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Male 1
My friend knew an internet technician named Ping.
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Male 152
My principal`s name is Harry Peters. No sh*t.
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Female 230
That smiiiile...
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Female 72
Haha, talk about irronic!
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Male 23
meat manager sounds like a pimp for male prostitutes...
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Male 174
shouldnt it be bad slaughter
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Female 1,269
so how does he go about managing meats?
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Female 1,269
he looks so...happy.
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Male 170
or the name of a serial killer

...cereal killer...

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Male 1,788
That`s a total lols.
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Male 404
"You can`t spell slaughter without laughter."

If I got a nickel every time I heard that...

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Male 1,557
Brads Laughter
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Female 372
I had an english teacher named Mrs Stoner and we had a sub one day for her class named Mrs Moker.
(Say the second name out loud if you don`t get it)
Not quite as litteral as some other examples, but hey.
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Male 221
My 2nd grade teacher was named Mrs. Boring. It made a lot of sense to me.
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Female 63
My literature teacher was named Mr. Litterer. xD
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Female 108
We had an electronics teacher at our school called Mr Sparks and a P.E teacher called mr fitness.
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Male 315
"PM
There was a funeral parlor in Smithton (Tas) years ago run by Mr Death ("pronounced Dee-ath!!!!!"); the local doctors were Dr Killim and Dr Pakem."

I`d like to see that guy join the Military.
"What`s your name soldier?!"
"DEATH"
"Soldier! Don`t you play games with me you scum-sucking Bush-worshipping ignorant pisshead! What is your name?!"

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Male 8,300
There was a funeral parlor in Smithton (Tas) years ago run by Mr Death ("pronounced Dee-ath!!!!!"); the local doctors were Dr Killim and Dr Pakem.
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Male 3,431
Retard, he coulda been somebody, he coulda been, SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
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Male 1,523
I thought it was going to be, like, Bob Builder or something.
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Male 367
I still can`t get over Kendra`s new husband Hank BASKETT and he plays BASKETball.
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Male 4,793
hes a serial killer on the side.
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Female 17
can`t spell "slaughter" without "laughter"... that IS what they say, isn`t it.
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Male 438
Vegetarians rejoice.
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Male 4,867
meat management is something you`re born to do
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Male 11
lol @postmod
Will Slaughter ftw.
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Male 905
hahaha what the hell? meat manager? ambition at its finest
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Male 1,835
i was thinking that`d be porn... meat manager.
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Male 50
Too bad his first name isn`t Will.
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Male 1,685
HA! he looks like a "Meat Manager"
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Female 64
HAHAHHAHAHAHA WIN
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Female 15,763
I`m still lawling at the job title "meat manager."
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Female 179
that was great good one
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Female 190
Ugh, I`ve seen this way too many times now.
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Male 5,189
xD LAWLS.
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Male 138
You can`t spell slaughter without laughter.
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Male 3,755
You can?

Just kidding. I know what you mean. That was a good one.

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Male 690
doctor kill is perfect
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Male 617
landogriffin FTW
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Male 250
eh waste of time..
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Male 3,842
And, come on now, IAB,

surely THIS is the most appropriate name

You`re getting lazy, IAB.

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Male 3,842
Here`s Doctor Kill

We call him Matt, by the way, not Mathias.

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Male 62
must be a serial killer
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Female 5,222
i had a friend with the last name slaughter.. everyone thought she was one of those "hxc scene kids" who change their last names to something baleful
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Male 3,842
There are hundreds of these. My dentist is Dr. Payne. And I have a friend who is an M.D. named Dr. Kill. He was featured in Dear Abby, reported to her by a complete stranger he didn`t even know, who was a relative of one of his patients
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Female 9,572
"Jack Daniel*.
And he really did invent the whiskey. What, did you think it was a made up name?
And besides, nobody would find it funny because back then Jack Daniels wouldn`t be so popular because it was JUST MADE."

Nice try, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Daniel...

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Male 2,049
perfect name for a butcher.
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Male 131
There was a Dr. Assey in Charleston, S.C. about 10 years ago who was a proctologist. (Died a few years ago from what I understand). There are some Asseys who are Dentists in the area now.
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Female 79
I was watching Alton Brown last night, and his butcher`s name is Richard Metzger. Metzger auf Deutsch? Literally translates to Butcher.
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Male 99
That is the coolest name ever! Just imagine all the kids around him while he was in school.
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Male 240
lol meat killer...dead meat killer
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Male 70
"It`s kind if like if you own a licquor store and your name is Jack Daniels."

Jack Daniel*.
And he really did invent the whiskey. What, did you think it was a made up name?

And besides, nobody would find it funny because back then Jack Daniels wouldn`t be so popular because it was JUST MADE.

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Male 1,629
"At night he kills hookers, and sometimes plays bass in a 1980s hair band." lol wtf?
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Female 572
How come professional photos have to look so... unprofessional? Anyways, great name! :-)
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Female 241
wish my last name was slaughter.
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Male 7,933
Destiny at its finest
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Male 690
At night he kills hookers, and sometimes plays bass in a 1980s hair band.
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Female 9,572
It`s kind if like if you own a licquor store and your name is Jack Daniels.
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Male 154
I was looking at the chicken for 10 minutes trying to figure it out LOLLLLLLL
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Female 895
Had his title been butcher.. yes I may have lol`d a little..meh
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Female 18
Meat manager is a trendy was to say he`s in charge of the meat department i.e. managing co workers, shifts, and ordering meat.
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Male 118
Wait, how do you manage meat? o_O
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Female 326
Okay...the manager on top of slaughter didn`t help. I read it as "Manslaughter"
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Male 2,510
You can`t have slaughter without laughter.
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Male 218
meat manager huh? Ms Slaughter
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Male 462
I won`t be here this afternoon. I`m going out to change my name.
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Male 2,552
I laughed.
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Male 492
Brad Slaughter is kinda hot.....
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Female 5,139
Brad Slaughter has a large nose.
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Male 20,899
Link: Man With Most Appropriate Name Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - Some guys were just born into their jobs.
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