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Date: 07/07/09 08:03 PM

87 Responses to Man With Most Appropriate Name Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:29 am
    Link: Man With Most Appropriate Name Ever - Some guys were just born into their jobs.
  2. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Brad Slaughter has a large nose.
  3. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:57 am
    Brad Slaughter is kinda hot.....
  4. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:05 am
    I laughed.
  5. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:06 am
    I won`t be here this afternoon. I`m going out to change my name.
  6. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:07 am
    meat manager huh? Ms Slaughter
  7. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:10 am
    You can`t have slaughter without laughter.
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    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Okay...the manager on top of slaughter didn`t help. I read it as "Manslaughter"
  9. Profile photo of xsilentherox
    xsilentherox Male 18-29
    118 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:23 am
    Wait, how do you manage meat? o_O
  10. Profile photo of She111
    She111 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:29 am
    Meat manager is a trendy was to say he`s in charge of the meat department i.e. managing co workers, shifts, and ordering meat.
  11. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:39 am
    Had his title been butcher.. yes I may have lol`d a little..meh
  12. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:10 am
    I was looking at the chicken for 10 minutes trying to figure it out LOLLLLLLL
  13. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:20 am
    It`s kind if like if you own a licquor store and your name is Jack Daniels.
  14. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:22 am
    At night he kills hookers, and sometimes plays bass in a 1980s hair band.
  15. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:38 am
    Destiny at its finest
  16. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:43 am
    wish my last name was slaughter.
  17. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:43 am
    How come professional photos have to look so... unprofessional? Anyways, great name! :-)
  18. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:44 am
    "At night he kills hookers, and sometimes plays bass in a 1980s hair band." lol wtf?
  19. Profile photo of PhuxPro
    PhuxPro Male 13-17
    70 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:46 am
    "It`s kind if like if you own a licquor store and your name is Jack Daniels."

    Jack Daniel*.
    And he really did invent the whiskey. What, did you think it was a made up name?

    And besides, nobody would find it funny because back then Jack Daniels wouldn`t be so popular because it was JUST MADE.

  20. Profile photo of ninjabot
    ninjabot Male 13-17
    241 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:59 am
    lol meat killer...dead meat killer
  21. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:03 am
    That is the coolest name ever! Just imagine all the kids around him while he was in school.
  22. Profile photo of ashley6405
    ashley6405 Female 18-29
    79 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:18 am
    I was watching Alton Brown last night, and his butcher`s name is Richard Metzger. Metzger auf Deutsch? Literally translates to Butcher.
  23. Profile photo of yepimbored
    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:23 am
    There was a Dr. Assey in Charleston, S.C. about 10 years ago who was a proctologist. (Died a few years ago from what I understand). There are some Asseys who are Dentists in the area now.
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    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:25 am
    phuxpro, i think the person you quoted is talking about present day
  25. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:47 am
    perfect name for a butcher.
  26. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:48 am
    "Jack Daniel*.
    And he really did invent the whiskey. What, did you think it was a made up name?
    And besides, nobody would find it funny because back then Jack Daniels wouldn`t be so popular because it was JUST MADE."

    Nice try, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Daniel...

  27. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:54 am
    There are hundreds of these. My dentist is Dr. Payne. And I have a friend who is an M.D. named Dr. Kill. He was featured in Dear Abby, reported to her by a complete stranger he didn`t even know, who was a relative of one of his patients
  28. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:55 am
    i had a friend with the last name slaughter.. everyone thought she was one of those "hxc scene kids" who change their last names to something baleful
  29. Profile photo of Turducken
    Turducken Male 18-29
    62 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:57 am
    must be a serial killer
  30. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Here`s Doctor Kill

    We call him Matt, by the way, not Mathias.

  31. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:00 am
    And, come on now, IAB,

    surely THIS is the most appropriate name

    You`re getting lazy, IAB.

  32. Profile photo of RG900
    RG900 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:13 am
    eh waste of time..
  33. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:30 am
    landogriffin FTW
  34. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:36 am
    doctor kill is perfect
  35. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:05 am
    You can?

    Just kidding. I know what you mean. That was a good one.

  36. Profile photo of blacksteel
    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:13 am
    You can`t spell slaughter without laughter.
  37. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:34 am
    Ugh, I`ve seen this way too many times now.
  38. Profile photo of bunniesRus
    bunniesRus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:59 am
    that was great good one
  39. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    I`m still lawling at the job title "meat manager."
  40. Profile photo of ElleWilde
    ElleWilde Female 13-17
    64 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    HAHAHHAHAHAHA WIN
  41. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    HA! he looks like a "Meat Manager"
  42. Profile photo of PostModsleaz
    PostModsleaz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Too bad his first name isn`t Will.
  43. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    i was thinking that`d be porn... meat manager.
  44. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    hahaha what the hell? meat manager? ambition at its finest
  45. Profile photo of priz
    priz Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    lol @postmod
    Will Slaughter ftw.
  46. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    meat management is something you`re born to do
  47. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Vegetarians rejoice.
  48. Profile photo of heyder87
    heyder87 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    can`t spell "slaughter" without "laughter"... that IS what they say, isn`t it.
  49. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    hes a serial killer on the side.
  50. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    I still can`t get over Kendra`s new husband Hank BASKETT and he plays BASKETball.
  51. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    I thought it was going to be, like, Bob Builder or something.
  52. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    Retard, he coulda been somebody, he coulda been, SERGEANT SLAUGHTER.
  53. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    There was a funeral parlor in Smithton (Tas) years ago run by Mr Death ("pronounced Dee-ath!!!!!"); the local doctors were Dr Killim and Dr Pakem.
  54. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    "PM
    There was a funeral parlor in Smithton (Tas) years ago run by Mr Death ("pronounced Dee-ath!!!!!"); the local doctors were Dr Killim and Dr Pakem."

    I`d like to see that guy join the Military.
    "What`s your name soldier?!"
    "DEATH"
    "Soldier! Don`t you play games with me you scum-sucking Bush-worshipping ignorant pisshead! What is your name?!"

  55. Profile photo of anaesthes1a
    anaesthes1a Female 18-29
    108 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    We had an electronics teacher at our school called Mr Sparks and a P.E teacher called mr fitness.
  56. Profile photo of Kaoriel
    Kaoriel Female 13-17
    64 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    My literature teacher was named Mr. Litterer. xD
  57. Profile photo of SoupaMario
    SoupaMario Male 18-29
    221 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    My 2nd grade teacher was named Mrs. Boring. It made a lot of sense to me.
  58. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    I had an english teacher named Mrs Stoner and we had a sub one day for her class named Mrs Moker.
    (Say the second name out loud if you don`t get it)
    Not quite as litteral as some other examples, but hey.
  59. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    Brads Laughter
  60. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    "You can`t spell slaughter without laughter."

    If I got a nickel every time I heard that...

  61. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 12:57 am
    That`s a total lols.
  62. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 1:36 am
    or the name of a serial killer

    ...cereal killer...

  63. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 5:56 am
    he looks so...happy.
  64. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 5:58 am
    so how does he go about managing meats?
  65. Profile photo of goldspot7
    goldspot7 Male 13-17
    174 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:10 am
    shouldnt it be bad slaughter
  66. Profile photo of pajamaninja
    pajamaninja Male 18-29
    23 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 10:18 am
    meat manager sounds like a pimp for male prostitutes...
  67. Profile photo of Solfille
    Solfille Female 13-17
    72 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 10:43 am
    Haha, talk about irronic!
  68. Profile photo of PontaFanta
    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    That smiiiile...
  69. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    My principal`s name is Harry Peters. No sh*t.
  70. Profile photo of DarkFire
    DarkFire Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 8, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    My friend knew an internet technician named Ping.
  71. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    The best one I ever heard was a woman who my mam worked for who was called Mrs Man which meant that her husband was called Mr Man.
  72. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    tuxman4 he plays football.
  73. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    well am pretty sure the store owner saw it as a divine epiphany and decided to give him the job
  74. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    ):
  75. Profile photo of iShikamaru
    iShikamaru Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    That`s amazing.

    The manager probably thought "He was BORN for this position. Look at his dang name!"

  76. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    wow
  77. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    "My principal`s name is Harry Peters. No sh*t."

    For some reason this made me laugh!!! Probably because it is FUNNY!!!

  78. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    ahaha
  79. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 1:20 am
    Can`t spell Slaughter without Laughter
  80. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 7:11 am
    lol amen kmrocky amen
  81. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    183 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 10:59 am
    PUBLIX?! :D
  82. Profile photo of Hotubs
    Hotubs Female 13-17
    98 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    XD my friend`s last name is slaughter, we told her to own a cake shop. the slaughter cake house
  83. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 7:48 am
    Well at least he`s in the right profession.
  84. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Dammit, KMRocky, you stole my line. >.0
  85. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    lol
  86. Profile photo of nicolanicola
    nicolanicola Female 13-17
    59 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:04 am
    paha

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