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111 Responses to Man Kills Self After Learning Harry Potter Spoiler

  1. Profile photo of Hetfield
    Hetfield Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 10:24 am
    Link: Man Kills Self After Learning Harry Potter Spoiler - I can see this happening with the Twilight series, but Harry Potter? Really?
  2. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Fake, but interesting.
  3. Profile photo of charlooooote
    charlooooote Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 10:35 am
    Surely he would`ve read the book ages ago and found out about it if he was that much of a fan?!
  4. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:50 am
    "Harry and Voldemort Died"

    Die you potter fans

  5. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 11:51 am
    DUMBLEDORE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 11:51 am
    definitely questioning the realism with the ending quote...

    "i just think that preventing the spoiler from getting out would have saved his life....even if he didn`t have one..." {paraphrased} ...ouch!!

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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Solid cat is dumb and hasn`t read the books
  8. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Fake news is boring. Stop wasting bandwidth by encouraging these idiots to write this crap.
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    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:54 am
    "even if he didn`t have one" (?)
    sounds fake.
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    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Fake news article. I remember reading the same article, verbatim, before the 6th AND 7th books came out.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/po...

  11. Profile photo of xoxojackiee
    xoxojackiee Female 13-17
    108 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    "Solid cat is dumb"

    I second that!

  12. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    This has to be fake because if he was such a Die-hard HP fan he would have read the book two years ago...i`m sorry but that guy sounds like an idiot...it`s just fiction )-|
  13. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    @ idiotfilter, Don`t you dare make another post! make sure you keep that number forever!
  14. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    This has to be fake because if he was such a Die-hard HP fan he would have read the book two years ago...i`m sorry but that guy sounds like an idoit...it`s just fiction )-|
  15. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    I was about to say this can`t be real...how can there be a spoiler in the movie if it is based on a book that any potter fan would have read years ago.

    Also before i read the last book I already knew the spoilers but I didn`t care. I kept reading cause i`m a fan of the series.

  16. Profile photo of Miquaight
    Miquaight Female 18-29
    129 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    What a load of rubbish
  17. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    i beleive this is a p*ss take.
  18. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    July 14, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    It`s a series of books that became a series of movies! It that is the only reason you have to live, then I feel for you, I really do!
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    emily1494 Female 18-29
    55 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    lol at the bit about goldman sachs...
  20. Profile photo of ZacchNasty
    ZacchNasty Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    If I knew spoilers could induce suicide I`d get a few and hold some hostage. Particularly the Twilight ones. I`m sure I could get crazy money from that
  21. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    ......Snape killed Dumbledore
  22. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    I was thinking what was he going to do anyway its the last one then i realised that the plot misery might come into play for jk rowling. Shed have to bring dumbeldore back to life. :D *warning spoilers*
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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    So let`s say the spoiler didn`t get out. He sees the movie, and still, his life is complete, so he jumps into oncoming traffic right after the movie is over.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    "Fake news is boring. Stop wasting bandwidth by encouraging these idiots to write this crap."

    I don`t think I`ve ever agreed more with anything in my entire life.

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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    people are messed up.
  26. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    LMFAO !!!!! WHAT A F*CKING LOSER
  27. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    I was expecting an onion video.

    What spoilers can there be if the films are based on the books?

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    tgeorges711 Female 30-39
    13 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    The guy writes JOKE columns for the real Huffington Post. It`s a joke. Not fake, not real, just a comedy article for the laughs. Jeesh.
  29. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    July 14, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    It`s pure billsh#t. The book has been out for a long time, the ending isn`t a surprise for any REAL Potter fan.
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    I wonder if those attending his vigil were able to levitate candles like in the movies.
  31. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    July 14, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    "But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help."

    LMFAO

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    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, "I no longer have a reason to live."

    LLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude`s life, even if he didn`t have one," she said.
    lol hahha is this for real? they really said that? After I read that I went up to check if it was the onion.

    I agree with freelop. If he was such a harry potter fanatic he has to have read the books, so what kind of spoiler could it have been? 


  34. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    It`s bad isn`t it, that when I saw this quote:

    "But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help." 



    I scrolled to the top expecting to see The Onion written at the top.
    Sadly... no.

  35. Profile photo of boris277
    boris277 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    maybe the huffington post is another spoof like the onion or the framley examiner?

    btw, framley examiner is incredible and quintessentially british, i urge any britons to read it! its so funny!

  36. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Damn, you know there is so much bull crap happening in the world today and numskulls like this take their lives because of a plot of a movie?? Give me a break. I really just do not understand wtf is wrong with people these days.
  37. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    this is a joke right...

    see christians were right. HArry Potter is evil

  38. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    well..doesnt reading the whole book ruin the movie anyway??
  39. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    OH, lmao, nevermind I just read that someone said it was a joke, phew, my bad.
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude`s life, even if he didn`t have one," she said. 



    thats messed up XDDD Wow, and i did almost expect to see "The Onion" somewhere. I mean dont get me wrong, i has a wizard hat and wand, and i loveeee HP, but i wouldnt kill myself cause i learned a spoiler o.o thats....a bit to extreme.

  41. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    I`m more amused by the number of people commenting here that seem to think that the article was real...
  42. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/po...

    the other person who posted this link was right cuz its basically the same article.

  43. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    I was ready to go batsh*t until I actually read the whole thing. No avid Harry Potter fan doesn`t know the ending to a book that came out 4 f*cking years ago.
  44. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    you people have a sick sense of humor....

    i`m gonna kill myself now...

    LOL

  45. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Spoiler....... Dumbledore is gay.
  46. Profile photo of Invi
    Invi Female 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    He hadn`t read the books, even though he was such a fan? BS.
  47. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    I have a friend who didnt want to read the books til after she watched the movies o.o
  48. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    But if he was such a fan, surely he would have read the book long, long before production for HBP even started? He should already know the story. There isn`t anything to spoil.
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    I agree Invi... wtf guys hes such a fan but didnt read the books. EPIC FAIL!!
  50. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    "Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, "I no longer have a reason to live." 

"

    LOL!

  51. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    this seems like one of those fake comedy news stories, especially since it says he is a comedy writer at the bottom of the article.
  52. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Haha, really funny `The Onion`...please tell me that story`s not real.
  53. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    This is embarassing...clearly he wasnt that big of a fan if he hadnt read the books already, sheesh..ive read em three times each and id read em again :D
  54. Profile photo of ItsJess
    ItsJess Female 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Its fake. It even says at the bottom that the author is a comedian and an author. In the tags at the top it says " comedy news "
  55. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Fake articles on I-A-B? Come on, guys!
  56. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Hahaha I suspected it was fake, but the last line gave it away:

    "Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs` joint venture with Satan."

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude`s life, even if he didn`t have one"


    ROFLMAOO.

    and yes, the story was fake.

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    itsdrew Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    "But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help." 



    really?

  59. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    damn its fake...of course it is...ANY HP fan would`ve read all the books first anyway. Dectective Awesome solves the case
  60. Profile photo of churchill
    churchill Male 30-39
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    July 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    Lol that was quite funny even fell for it until I read he went to shops wearing a wizard hat
  61. Profile photo of asphyxiated-
    asphyxiated- Female 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    Even I made the effort to read the book (In only three days). The story seemed true, then I read comments and I thought "How did I not read that?"
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    You guys ruined it for me! Dammit I thought it was real.

    Would have made an awesome Darwin award.

  63. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    "Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston`s death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place. 

"

    Yes, all we need is another stupid law banning the discussion of Harry Potter books in public...

  64. Profile photo of Laarye
    Laarye Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    So the plot leak, was so powerful, that it makes no need for the 7th movie?

    "I have nothing left to live for, except for the last movie, which I would know if I read the books."

  65. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    well, if he`s a Harry Potter obsessed freak, dont you think he would of already read the book, thus the movie should of came as no surprise to him
  66. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    They had me though the whole article, until this: "Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs` joint venture with Satan."
  67. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    July 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    Yea, this had me going to till the end. BUUUT if there are any people out there this fragile, let me help you out... Snape kills Dumbledore, and he was gay.
  68. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    rofl @ the satan thing
  69. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    that`s sad that someone is so miserable that they lose themselves in a fictional story like that.
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    unseen Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    "that`s sad that someone is so miserable that they lose themselves in a fictional story like that."

    That`s what happens when you read dickwad. That is WHY people read fiction, or any literature at all for that matter.

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    odeed Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    I actually thought this was real, until it said that the spoiler was for the upcoming movie. Any fan would know intricate details of the book already, there would be no spoilers. This article isn`t funny anyway, it doesn`t approach The Onion, in terms of sheer hilarity, and cleverness.
  72. Profile photo of SweetSummer
    SweetSummer Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Yeah. I bought it till the end. I thought something was weird when I read this bit:

    "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude`s life, even if he didn`t have one,"

    And don`t even get me started on the Satan thing :P

    Also, I thought that a rabid fan would`ve read the books, therefore, there`s nothing to spoil...

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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    REALLY?! I was expecting this to be dated like... 5 years ago when the BOOK came out. If he didn`t know by now, he deserved to have it spoiled.

    Oh well. Just a little more chlorine in the gene pool.

  74. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Ahh. It`s fake. Thank god.
  75. Profile photo of linally
    linally Female 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    I, like many others, thought this was real. But then read who the author of the article was and you just can`t help but laugh a little. It does sound a lot like something a Twilight fan would do, and I don`t put it past any one in the world to do this for a book- any book. There`s some stupid people.
  76. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    I was thinking the same thing as everyone else. Any "man who seemed to live only for Harry Potter" would have read the books, and known everything. I was confused until I read about Goldman Sach`s deal with Satan. haha.
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    MrsBren Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    This is just... It`s so... it`s just so WTF!! What is wrong with people these days? How... agh... how can someone`s fandom go SO far that they would KILL THEMSELVES over a damn story! Fan obsession reaches ridiculous levels now!!
  78. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    How can you be so into Harry Potter that you have a license plate and walk around wearing your wizard hat, and yet NOT HAVE READ THE dratING BOOK?!

    BTW, I won tickets to see the premiere on the Radio. It was awesome. :D

  79. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    ha ha
  80. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    Wait... Wait... He hadn`t read the books? He had a license plate that said" Hogwarts" but he hadn`t READ THE BOOKS??? F*ck the movies. Nobody can even read a damn book nowadays. I give up on life.

    *commits suicide, meta-ing this story*

  81. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    Wait... it`s fake. It`s okay, everybody. I came back to life after re-reading the article. `S all good.
  82. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    I got through 2 chapters of the first book then had to stop, it was too weird for me. I decided not to see any more of the movies after watching a girl in high school running around with a wand casting "spells" on the people that made fun of her. She wonders why they made fun of her...
  83. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude`s life, even if he didn`t have one," she said. 


    ROFL
  84. Profile photo of mais_dare
    mais_dare Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    The woman proposes that we need to oversee the flow of gossip and information, though more specifically Harry Potter spoilers.
  85. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2009 at 12:02 am
    I can not believe people thought this was real, even for a second.
  86. Profile photo of Preeemo
    Preeemo Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2009 at 12:47 am
    " I can see this happening with the Twilight series, but Harry Potter? Really?"

    No. Not really. Because it`s a fake story. If the "comedy news" tag didn`t tip you off, the note at the end about how the author is a comedian should have.

  87. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    July 15, 2009 at 2:51 am
    In case you don`t know the ending to HBP

    Snape Kills Dumbledore

  88. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    July 15, 2009 at 2:52 am
    Dangit.. the spoiler thingy didn`t work right
  89. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
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    July 15, 2009 at 3:08 am
    No sympathy, that is truly retarded.
  90. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
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    July 15, 2009 at 4:49 am
    im not gonna lie.

    i thought it was real up to the 4th paragraph :(

    but the hogwarts lisence plate was too much

  91. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
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    July 15, 2009 at 4:53 am
    Not exactly of a Chris Morris standard, is it?

    And if you don`t know who Chris Morris is, go on Youtube and type in `The Day Today` or `Brass Eye`

  92. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2009 at 5:57 am
    THANKS A LOT, CrakrJak, I were gonna see the movie tommorow, jerk.

    >:(

  93. Profile photo of Chootastic
    Chootastic Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2009 at 6:21 am
    There was about a 900 - page spoiler released about 2 years ago. Oh what was it? Name will come to me in a ..... BOOK! that was it!
  94. Profile photo of Kyodylover
    Kyodylover Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    I don`t know if this is real or not.... but either way, that`s a STUPID reason to kill yourself. I mean, if you`re gonna kill yourself make it over something good...
  95. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    The wearing of the wizard hat finally clued me in...suicide is not funny...people could die from it!
  96. Profile photo of flipuhnino
    flipuhnino Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Pretty sure this is fake. Huffington Post seems non-reputable.
  97. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
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    July 15, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    faaaake.
    and all thesepeople seeing the movie should just read the book.
    the spoilers have been out for years technically.
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    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
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    July 15, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    ...any one who thought this was real is an idiot. did you not read the ending about the joint venture with satan? and the fact that they said the writer was a comedian?
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    bunny_knight Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    this is so fake, i figured it out when it said he was wearing a wizard hat around town.
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    crayphangirl Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    IT IS A FAKE! Andy Borowitz does that for a living! he writes fake articals for a laugh. Huff post is very good with real news other wise.
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    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Try to Google "Jude Ralston", he`s in several different News sites, so unless the Huffington Post is very organized and smart, it`s real.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    OK, so he "lived for Harry Potter" but hadn`t read the books, and waited for the movie instead? Big no-no, if you get the chance, you read the book, AND THEN go see the movie. And seeing as The Half Blood Prince-book has been out for ages, he most certainly has had that opportunity...
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    kaybublz Female 18-29
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    July 18, 2009 at 3:21 am
    my thoughts exactly tdogg
  104. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
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    July 18, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    there is always another movie
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    teiso Female 18-29
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    July 20, 2009 at 3:58 am
    I thought this was real up until the line:

    "Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston`s death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place. 

"

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    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 10:00 am
    guys, it`s fake. just look at the top of the page, it`s in the comedy section.
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    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 3:22 am
    i lol`ed, especially at this line: "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude`s life, even if he didn`t have one," she said.

    xD

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    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude`s life, even if he didn`t have one," she said. 



    Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs` joint venture with Satan. More here."

    ~ best part of the whole article

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    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Just for the record, with the reasons people come up with for committing suicide these days, there was a possibility that this could have been real.
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    53044 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    If I find out who informed him on the spoiler, I will find him and kill him.

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