Man Falls To Death Into Vat Of Chocolate

Submitted by: opiebreath 7 years ago in Weird
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/08/national/main5144629.shtml

Best way to die?
There are 59 comments:
Male 730
"No, I wouldn`t allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it." lol
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Female 517
"Prosecutor`s spokesman Jason Laughlin"
Laughlin? seriously?
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Female 343
...wait, it was BOILING? Nevermind....
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Female 343
I`m so going out this way. :P
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Female 4,028
At least he had a last meal?

Sucks...

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Male 2,506
.... I don`t know how to respond to this... umm Lucky Bad luck?
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Male 170
chocolates` other secret ingredient

people

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Male 1,557
He didn`t suffocate, he smashed his head open on the mixing blade, which killed him instantly.
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Male 15,832
Life imitates the Smothers Brothers
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Female 15,763
"Actually suffocating is one of the most peaceful ways to day as your body shuts itself down very quickly, you feel very little pain. It`s one of the most preferred methods amongst suicidal folk."

I`d think a gunshot through the mouth would be prefered, quick and painless.

"Also you become unconscious before the fact that you`re dieing can really set in. Double fail."

It takes 3-4 minutes to become unconscious after eceiving no air. How the f*ck long does it take YOU to realize that you`re going to die?

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Male 55
i wonder if they`re still gonna sell the chocolate...
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Male 612
F*ck you Wily Wonka
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Male 32
Death by snoo snoo would be number one. Chocolate a close number two though.
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Female 1,427
"mmmm chocolate-coated corpse."

my thoughts exactly.

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Male 712
Well that`s the first death in Camden that hasn`t been a shooting or drugs.
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Male 161
"Yes, but the panic as you struggle to breathe makes is PSYCOLOGICALLY a horrible death."

more like PSYCHOCOLATY

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Male 2,600
"Best way to die?"

Nah. Death via blackhole is still number one.

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Male 11,740
Sex is the best way to go, but death by chocolate is in the top 5.
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Male 1,381
mmmm chocolate-coated corpse.
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Male 372
It`s like the origin story for the joker, only this guy could be like...the chocolateer or something.
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Female 2,695
no.. that wouldn`t be a good way to die. sure, it`s chocolate, but it`s also hot, drowning and being burnt at the same time, woooo!
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Male 1,627
worst way to die. that chocolate was extremely hot and cooked him to death in delicious chocolate
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Female 761
chocolate`s overrated. i`d been pissed off.
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Female 3,727
"Sunday, July 12, 2009 10:27:07 AM
"Yes, but the panic as you struggle to breathe makes is PSYCOLOGICALLY a horrible death."

Lol, spelling fail. Amplified as it`s in Caps Lock. Also you become unconscious before the fact that you`re dieing can really set in. Double fail."
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I am sorry but as you were trying to correct Vicious Liar, you too made a spelling booboo...

It`s dying not dieing

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Male 442
After all the years of us eating it, chocolate gets it`s SWEET revenge
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Male 1,918
Not best way to die, as i had thought
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Male 382
Jeffry Dahmer worked in a candy factory before he was caught for various crimes(including canabalism and necrophilia). I always wondered if he used the candy job as a waste disposal of sorts.
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Male 3,369
>> It`s not peacefull and dont let anyone tell you otherwise!
It`s a stupid old wives tale started by religious nutjobs back in the witch hunting days.
"Oh dont worry if you are not a witch missus. We`ll drown you but it wont hurt. It`s very peacefull".

After all...would you want to tell someone "Oh yeah..the last 60 seconds of your loved ones life will be pure agony?

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Male 3,369
I suggest everyone claiming "it`s" peacefull reads the following!

Speaking a a person who very nearly drowned about 18 years ago, I know EXACTLY what it`s like. It`s not peacefull in anyway shape or form.I was lucky..I got to the surface just as i was about to black out. But to address the ignorance you are spouting here, "psychologically" I was VERY aware of what was going to happen to me. It was the most terrifying moment of my life and I honestly did think I was going to die that day!
As for the physical effect`s. Try holding your breath whilst thrashing about. See how it feel`s when your muscles have no oxygen to use! Kinda feel`s like your insides are on fire!

It might only be 40 or 50 seconds for the outside observer but for the person having the experiance is as frighting and painfull as it get`s.

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Female 257
First of all, he was hit in the head by a blade. If that didn`t kill him, then boiling alive sure will. If for some reason the first two didn`t do the job, THEN I`d say he drowned.
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Male 5,314
he didn`t fall to his death. the fall didn`t kill him.
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Male 2,788
"We all know his name is Augustus Gloop"

nice one

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Male 189
"Yes, but the panic as you struggle to breathe makes is PSYCOLOGICALLY a horrible death."

Lol, spelling fail. Amplified as it`s in Caps Lock. Also you become unconscious before the fact that you`re dieing can really set in. Double fail.

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Male 1,226
"Actually suffocating is one of the most peaceful ways to day as your body shuts itself down very quickly, you feel very little pain. It`s one of the most preferred methods amongst suicidal folk. "

Yes, but the panic as you struggle to breathe makes is PSYCOLOGICALLY a horrible death.

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Male 480
Reminds me of an old Smothers Brother rutine. (link to it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDonSwXPUZU
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Male 3,425
no way no way no way. NOT the best way to die. you would suffocate slowly in a burning vat of viscous liquid! Suffocation is one of the most frightening and drawn out ways to die.

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Actually suffocating is one of the most peaceful ways to day as your body shuts itself down very quickly, you feel very little pain. It`s one of the most preferred methods amongst suicidal folk.

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Male 122
"We all know his name is Augustus Gloop"

Hahahahahahaha

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Male 79
Fail.
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Male 1,220
no way no way no way. NOT the best way to die. you would suffocate slowly in a burning vat of viscous liquid! Suffocation is one of the most frightening and drawn out ways to die.

ps. HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA alphanonic

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Male 26
oompa loompa doopity dooo....
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Female 175
now if it was a vat of Monster Energy drinks, or Full Throttle.. CANNONBALL!
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Female 175
sounds good, if it wasn`t boiling...
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Female 961
...wow...i feel so bad for laughing
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Female 116
Boiled/drowned to death? Yeah, that`s awesome.
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Male 210
i wonder if his name was augustus gloop...
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Male 3,431
Tay Zonday pushed him.
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Male 25
sweet.
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Male 367
Camden County? I hope it wasn`t Earl Hickey!
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Male 296
Beer would have been better.
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Male 5,190
I better not eat any chocolate for a while.
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Female 171
I`d rather not drown in it like...
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Male 446
"The man`s name has not been released."

We all know his name is Augustus Gloop

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Male 814
Chocolate now with added protein
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Female 3,727
Falling into a boiling vat of chocolate...a good death??

I think I would take dying in my sleep thanks!

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Male 255
i actually lol`d when i heard this story.
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Male 1,647

Chocolate is going to taste funny for a while.
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Male 516
Wow... I would have immediatly jumped afer him to "save" him if I had been his coworker
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Male 189
When I first read this I thought BEST DEATH EVER! and then oh....not really then.
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Female 15,763
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