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Date: 07/12/09 06:11 AM

59 Responses to Man Falls To Death Into Vat Of Chocolate

  1. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 8, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Link: Man Falls To Death Into Vat Of Chocolate - Best way to die?
  2. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:19 am
    When I first read this I thought BEST DEATH EVER! and then oh....not really then.
  3. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:22 am
    Wow... I would have immediatly jumped afer him to "save" him if I had been his coworker
  4. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:30 am

    Chocolate is going to taste funny for a while.
  5. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:34 am
    i actually lol`d when i heard this story.
  6. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:38 am
    Falling into a boiling vat of chocolate...a good death??

    I think I would take dying in my sleep thanks!

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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:47 am
    Chocolate now with added protein
  8. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 6:53 am
    "The man`s name has not been released."

    We all know his name is Augustus Gloop

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    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:53 am
    I`d rather not drown in it like...
  10. Profile photo of andybme
    andybme Male 50-59
    296 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:33 am
    Beer would have been better.
  11. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:35 am
    Camden County? I hope it wasn`t Earl Hickey!
  12. Profile photo of Blackmage53
    Blackmage53 Male 13-17
    25 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:58 am
    sweet.
  13. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:59 am
    Tay Zonday pushed him.
  14. Profile photo of alphanoninc
    alphanoninc Male 70 & Over
    210 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:04 am
    i wonder if his name was augustus gloop...
  15. Profile photo of Ailyn_Vel
    Ailyn_Vel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:20 am
    Boiled/drowned to death? Yeah, that`s awesome.
  16. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 8:27 am
    ...wow...i feel so bad for laughing
  17. Profile photo of punki3
    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:30 am
    sounds good, if it wasn`t boiling...
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    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:31 am
    now if it was a vat of Monster Energy drinks, or Full Throttle.. CANNONBALL!
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    snargh Male 18-29
    26 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:32 am
    oompa loompa doopity dooo....
  20. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2009 at 8:33 am
    no way no way no way. NOT the best way to die. you would suffocate slowly in a burning vat of viscous liquid! Suffocation is one of the most frightening and drawn out ways to die.

    ps. HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA alphanonic

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    datubaman198 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Fail.
  22. Profile photo of Imjesus
    Imjesus Male 13-17
    122 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 9:46 am
    "We all know his name is Augustus Gloop"

    Hahahahahahaha

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 9:52 am
    no way no way no way. NOT the best way to die. you would suffocate slowly in a burning vat of viscous liquid! Suffocation is one of the most frightening and drawn out ways to die.

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    Actually suffocating is one of the most peaceful ways to day as your body shuts itself down very quickly, you feel very little pain. It`s one of the most preferred methods amongst suicidal folk.

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    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Reminds me of an old Smothers Brother rutine. (link to it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDonSwXPUZU
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2009 at 10:07 am
    "Actually suffocating is one of the most peaceful ways to day as your body shuts itself down very quickly, you feel very little pain. It`s one of the most preferred methods amongst suicidal folk. "

    Yes, but the panic as you struggle to breathe makes is PSYCOLOGICALLY a horrible death.

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    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 10:27 am
    "Yes, but the panic as you struggle to breathe makes is PSYCOLOGICALLY a horrible death."

    Lol, spelling fail. Amplified as it`s in Caps Lock. Also you become unconscious before the fact that you`re dieing can really set in. Double fail.

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:00 am
    "We all know his name is Augustus Gloop"

    nice one

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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 11:15 am
    he didn`t fall to his death. the fall didn`t kill him.
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    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:17 am
    First of all, he was hit in the head by a blade. If that didn`t kill him, then boiling alive sure will. If for some reason the first two didn`t do the job, THEN I`d say he drowned.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:23 am
    I suggest everyone claiming "it`s" peacefull reads the following!

    Speaking a a person who very nearly drowned about 18 years ago, I know EXACTLY what it`s like. It`s not peacefull in anyway shape or form.I was lucky..I got to the surface just as i was about to black out. But to address the ignorance you are spouting here, "psychologically" I was VERY aware of what was going to happen to me. It was the most terrifying moment of my life and I honestly did think I was going to die that day!
    As for the physical effect`s. Try holding your breath whilst thrashing about. See how it feel`s when your muscles have no oxygen to use! Kinda feel`s like your insides are on fire!

    It might only be 40 or 50 seconds for the outside observer but for the person having the experiance is as frighting and painfull as it get`s.

    >>

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:25 am
    >> It`s not peacefull and dont let anyone tell you otherwise!
    It`s a stupid old wives tale started by religious nutjobs back in the witch hunting days.
    "Oh dont worry if you are not a witch missus. We`ll drown you but it wont hurt. It`s very peacefull".

    After all...would you want to tell someone "Oh yeah..the last 60 seconds of your loved ones life will be pure agony?

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    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Jeffry Dahmer worked in a candy factory before he was caught for various crimes(including canabalism and necrophilia). I always wondered if he used the candy job as a waste disposal of sorts.
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:42 am
    Not best way to die, as i had thought
  34. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:47 am
    After all the years of us eating it, chocolate gets it`s SWEET revenge
  35. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:52 am
    "Sunday, July 12, 2009 10:27:07 AM
    "Yes, but the panic as you struggle to breathe makes is PSYCOLOGICALLY a horrible death."

    Lol, spelling fail. Amplified as it`s in Caps Lock. Also you become unconscious before the fact that you`re dieing can really set in. Double fail."
    ____________________________________
    I am sorry but as you were trying to correct Vicious Liar, you too made a spelling booboo...

    It`s dying not dieing

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    chocolate`s overrated. i`d been pissed off.
  37. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    worst way to die. that chocolate was extremely hot and cooked him to death in delicious chocolate
  38. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    no.. that wouldn`t be a good way to die. sure, it`s chocolate, but it`s also hot, drowning and being burnt at the same time, woooo!
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    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    It`s like the origin story for the joker, only this guy could be like...the chocolateer or something.
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    mmmm chocolate-coated corpse.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Sex is the best way to go, but death by chocolate is in the top 5.
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    "Best way to die?"

    Nah. Death via blackhole is still number one.

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    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    "Yes, but the panic as you struggle to breathe makes is PSYCOLOGICALLY a horrible death."

    more like PSYCHOCOLATY

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    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Well that`s the first death in Camden that hasn`t been a shooting or drugs.
  45. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    "mmmm chocolate-coated corpse."

    my thoughts exactly.

  46. Profile photo of MeowMix12
    MeowMix12 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    Death by snoo snoo would be number one. Chocolate a close number two though.
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    F*ck you Wily Wonka
  48. Profile photo of crax
    crax Male 18-29
    55 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    i wonder if they`re still gonna sell the chocolate...
  49. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    "Actually suffocating is one of the most peaceful ways to day as your body shuts itself down very quickly, you feel very little pain. It`s one of the most preferred methods amongst suicidal folk."

    I`d think a gunshot through the mouth would be prefered, quick and painless.

    "Also you become unconscious before the fact that you`re dieing can really set in. Double fail."

    It takes 3-4 minutes to become unconscious after eceiving no air. How the f*ck long does it take YOU to realize that you`re going to die?

  50. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Life imitates the Smothers Brothers
  51. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    He didn`t suffocate, he smashed his head open on the mixing blade, which killed him instantly.
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    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    chocolates` other secret ingredient

    people

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    Boredered Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 12:12 am
    .... I don`t know how to respond to this... umm Lucky Bad luck?
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 2:11 am
    At least he had a last meal?

    Sucks...

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    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 5:00 am
    I`m so going out this way. :P
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    scorpio28 Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 5:02 am
    ...wait, it was BOILING? Nevermind....
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    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 2:24 am
    "Prosecutor`s spokesman Jason Laughlin"
    Laughlin? seriously?
  58. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    December 8, 2009 at 5:53 am
    "No, I wouldn`t allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it." lol

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