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Date: 07/04/09 12:30 PM

34 Responses to Knife Wielding Burglar Battered By Pensioner

  1. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    July 3, 2009 at 10:51 am
    Link: Knife Wielding Burglar Battered By Pensioner - A knife weilding burglar was left looking like a car crash victim after he messed with the wrong 72 year old.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    July 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Thats how we roll in Blighty!!!!!
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    July 4, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Don`t f*ck with old people.
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    haha i had a kid who graduated from my high school a couple years a go who broke into a bedroom window of his neighbors thinking that it was his. When he climbed in the 78 y.o. lady who lived there took out an old single shot gunpowder musket and shot him with it. Not once might I add but twice which means the drunkass stayed there long enough for her to reload, pack it down, and shoot him again. Kid survived. I`m going to try and find the news article on it to post
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    "Our life was severely disrupted by the incident and we are pleased he won`t be troubling us for a few years."

    Haha, sounds like Frank Corti is up for a Round 2!

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    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!in ya face biatch
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    owned
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    Druss Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Serves him right.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    haha he got beat up by a 72 year old, i bet the cops who arrested him took the piss outta him sooo much
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    Don`t mess with seniors, you never know what they did before they retired!
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    bunny_knight Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    ONLY 2 PUNCHES?! wtf, is he an old man or superman?
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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    I totally burst out laughing when I saw the wanna-be-burglar`s face.

    You rock, old dude!

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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    The old people is going on rebellion
    Finally
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Haha! What a loser, I`m glad he got what he did. :-D
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    "ONLY 2 PUNCHES?! wtf, is he an old man or superman?"

    He`s a boxer. It`s an effective martial art. Retiring doesn`t mean forgetting, so he knows how to punch very efficiently. Presumably he still trains to maintain strength and vigour. Speed too, because those two punches were a combo. He probably dodged the knife, too.

    Next time anyone sees someone blathering about self-defence being illegal in the UK, show them this. It`s legal to attack a burglar on sight, even if they don`t threaten you (their presence is deemed a threat in itself).

    I know a man in his mid 60s who competes as a cyclist. He still goes to France to do the hors categorie hillclimbs from the Tour and routinely does 25 mile road races in under an hour. There are a couple of men in their 70s in his club who are as fast.

    If you train, you can maintain yourself physically into old age.

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    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    O_O dayum......well thats what u get when u decide to mess with the unexpected.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    haha. only two punches. that is hilarious.
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    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    366 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    whoa whoa whoa Angilion.
    Boxing = Martial Art?
    I think not.
    I know my Martial Arts.
    But Boxing???? No Way man!
    Gung Fu?
    Yes. Boxing no.
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    Jmsword88 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    Why would he throw his knife?
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 5, 2009 at 12:01 am
    Tia-Shadow: Yes, boxing is a martial art. It`s effective - that`s why it has rules to stop boxers being killed in contest fights. It`s not just untrained brawling.

    What would you say boxing lacks that stops it being a martial art?

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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 1:01 am
    Boom headshot?
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    Dogboy76 Male 30-39
    156 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 1:43 am
    I`m sure this guy will have a lovely time in prison when the other inmates find out.

    His underwear is going to look like the Japanese flag.

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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 2:34 am
    niiiiice
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:07 am
    what??? the pensioner doesnt even get sentanced for that??? thats unlike the british justice system.

    I Remember when that a broke into a familys house and tried to kill the dad, but got pushed down the stairs and he sued the guy for it

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    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 6:03 am
    boxing lacks flips, and all the other fancy poo that makes you go "oooh" and "aaahhh" thats why people think its not a martial art
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    815 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Hurray!
  27. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 8:09 am
    "what??? the pensioner doesnt even get sentanced for that??? thats unlike the british justice system."

    No it isn`t - you have a right to hit someone until they are dazed or unconscious. You can do so in defence of self, others, property or to prevent a crime in progress. You can attack them on sight if they are in your home - their presence is a threat. This is all very clear in the law. That`s the law, as opposed to urban myth. People have killed intruders and it`s been ruled reasonable force.

    I bet you`re thinking of Tony Martin, who used an illegal gun to shoot people in the back, as he had clearly planned to do (and he still escaped a murder charge). That`s not reasonable force.

    "I Remember when that a broke into a familys house and tried to kill the dad, but got pushed down the stairs and he sued the guy for it"

    It probably never happened. Most of it`s just made up. If this is an exception, bear in mind that suing doesn`t mean winning. Anyone c

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    JoeYC Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    i heard about that gun one too but thats ovious. the one i heard was on the tv news and papers. some years ago and i dont remember the full story.
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    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    Britain has the most badass granparents ever.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    The Price is WRONG BITCH!
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    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    messed with the wrong elder
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    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    "The Price is WRONG BITCH!"
    Ha, I just watched Happy Gilmore a few days ago. XD
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    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:04 am
    that`ll teach him

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