Killer Whale Vs. Seal: The Rematch [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

And the battle royale continues... [Added note: Reader chris88263 must be a barrel of laugh at parties.]
There are 91 comments:
Female 111
haha poor seal
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Male 56
Lol, chris just got PWND, u lose
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Male 3,296
hehe, i love this fights in iab, remind me of myspace
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Male 64
barrel roll owns!!!!!!
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Male 55
"then some people cant shut up"

Wow, you are one to talk?

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Female 171
chris shut up.
you had a moment of stupidity, boohoo.
no need to call everyone fat jeeezz.
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Male 23
me obese, look at your picture michelin woman. look like a stack of old tires painted white
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Female 683
Chris, I`m almost sure you`re an obese virgin eating doritos in your moms basement.


or cheese puffs. o.o

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Male 169
that seal is a pro.
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Male 432
Chris, I`m almost sure you`re an obese virgin eating doritos in your moms basement.
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Male 23
ok to clear things up, i wasnt trying to be funny when i commented, im not an expert on fckn whales like some of you experts on here that were bashin me. The one who posted should be slapped for making such a piece of crap for an attempt at humor. Not everyone in this fckd world needs to be rude, most of you people on here are cool then some people cant shut up. i bet those of u who talk crap on here are obese virgins eating doritos in your moms basement.
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Male 161
lol When in doubt do a barrel roll. Already said like 20 times. I`ll say it again.
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Male 914
when in doubt, do a barrel roll...
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Male 257
!barrel Roll!
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Female 119
so.... that whale has a huge chunk missing from its face just under its pseudo eye...
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Male 1,647

Pic three looks like the seal is pointing and laughing.

..do a barrel roll! (Sorry, can`t help it!)

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Female 32
cris88263, you work for the WWF don`t you? Or is it the Sierra Club? No, no, they would realize that this is a joke. It`s PETA, isn`t it?
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Female 2,672
lol plague555, i seen tht, yh its kinda like tht as well "barrel roll....and again"
stooopid whale
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Male 906
lmao
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Male 254
Do a barrel roll!!
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Male 553
This reminds me of the video called this is why you fail mlb or something like that where the guy tries to catch the ball by "barrel rolling" LOL
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Male 2
rofl
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Female 761
Hiromi, that`s the scariest thing i`ve ever heard lol. A huge ass dolphin *shudders
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Male 1,704
back rolls lol
excelent.
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Female 4,028
That seal would need a new pair of shorts.
If it wore shorts.
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Female 344
giggle
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Female 1,148
Orcas are actually a type of dolphin...yes I looked it up.
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Female 257
That was poopy pants close.
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Female 59
funny!!1
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Female 187
@ alikabul: Dolphins DO beach themselves on occasion. Before you try to sound smart, get your facts straight.
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Male 190
hahahah drating great! *applauses*
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Female 528
er, alikabul, dolphins do get beached. Although it`s obviously true the orca is not gonna get beached in this situation
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Male 24
bitch
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Female 30
LMAO! at the 2nd pic!
xD
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Male 695
Heh... People discussing the whale being beached: what most people have failed to notice is that the killer whale, or orcinus orca, is not actually a whale at all. It is the largest species in the dolphin family. Did you ever hear about alot of dolphins getting beached? No, because this is one of their methods of hunting. I hope we got that whole mess cleared up. Now SHUSH and watch the movie! *eats popcorn*
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Male 670
"Am I the only one that recognized that D3`s comment is a reference to StarFox?"

i do too

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Female 1,413
lol
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Male 528
Lol, funniest pic series ive seen in quite awhile.
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Female 961
lol love the first caption. i`m not sure why
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Male 183
...... Laughing..... cannot stop it
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Female 63
wow, that would be a crazy thing to watch
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Female 9,403
lmao, I love seals.
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Female 4,197
lol that was awesome. i cant believe how close to shore the whale came in!
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Female 77
Haha, that was hilarious.
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Male 438
domisgood
haha awesome story
fancy should produce this as a film, i bet it`d win oscars

Yes! And Morgan Freeman will narrate.

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Male 38
if that whale was smart it would sit offshore and make that seal its bitch when it goes back in
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Male 9,306
BACK ROLLS! XD
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Female 1,264
That was a close call for the seal.
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Male 4,867
haha awesome story
fancy should produce this as a film, i bet it`d win oscars
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Female 4,376
Awww cute seal. and killer whales are known for doing that. they will jump up out of the water as high as they can just to to try to get their prey. They also try to knock seals off the ice. They are pretty smart. I`m sure the whale will be just fine.
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Female 187
@ Jaydeejj: whales and dolphins will often beach themselves in order to catch food. After they catch the prey (or even if they don`t), they maneuver themselves back into the water. They usually don`t get stuck on land, but that has been known to happen.
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Female 713
I didn`t know whales got that close to the shore.
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Male 256
be even better if it got beached and the seal smacked it around a bit.
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Male 2,344
The first line already had me laughing..."what a drating delightful day for a swim..." hahaha, awesome.

Chris...I got nothin.

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Male 123
they like to also `play` with their food, like tossing seals up in the air before they eat them :P
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Female 2
Nebbie: Yeah, I know. It`s just that stupid people make me sad.

And hi everyone! I`ve been lurking for a long time. But this is my first time actually commenting and becoming a part of the wonderful, wholesome, and totally awesome IAB community. So there ya go!

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Male 480
Dude this is epic... and take that one killer whale you cheesy ballsack!
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Male 1,204
Anyone that thinks that whale is going to get beached needs to watch more Nat Geo or Animal Planet. They hunt like that all the time.
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Male 10
I feel obligated to point out that, if you look at the first picture, it`s apparent that there is a rather steep drop-off directly off the beach, making it possible for the whale to get that close without stranding itself.
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Male 382
This happens off the coast of South America. Because of the shape of the beach and depth of water the Killer whales are able to do beach ambushes and swim right back out again for another try.
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Male 845
good photos + good comments == win!
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Female 2,289
At first the seal was f*cked.

Now the whale is f*cked!

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Female 2,289
Although all of the pictures are hilarious and made me laugh.

Now that chris(random numbers)`s name got mentioned in the description. This whole thing is about him and his lame comment. Which made me laugh again.

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Male 3,756
Who cares if it gets beached? It`s a natural occurence. The whale hunts and if it gets beached, it gets beached. It`ll feed an entire group of animals for weeks. Unless, some hippies who don`t like to let nature take its course bring their buckets.

If nature`s too sad for you, look away.

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Male 125
BARREL ROLL!
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Male 864
Wow gophergirl... Bold for your first post.
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Male 2,553
Consider this lecture over. Now, kids, what have you learned?
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Male 2,553
>Chris
The killer whale ain`t gonna get beached. It`s one of the unigue ways it hunts, I only know of some dolphin species who do this; they shoot up onto shore, grab what food they can, then they can wiggle their way down again. This is something that ordinary wales can`t do to the same extent. As long as the beach meets certain requirments (that, incidentally, seals seem to appreciate beaches having too), the killer whales can slip up and down those things like slides. ^^
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Female 372
Owned.
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Female 2
Dear chris88263, you are an idiot. Whales only beach themselves when they are sick, injured, or old. Go do some research.
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Male 864
Am I the only one that recognized that D3`s comment is a reference to StarFox?
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Male 346
lol, chris got owned
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Male 1,153
nah whaley will just slide his way back into the ocean hopefully
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Female 27
paradix: you weren`t. :-|
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Male 4,807
I hope PETA does something about this!!
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Male 321
That`s the coolest "seal almost being eaten by a monstrous killer whale" sequence of pics EVER!!!!
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Male 3,310
Watch what you say or you might get edited into comments? Wow
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Male 143
D3... I actually just did that, and I sure hope I wont be the last one.
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Male 722
Tap Z or R twice to do a barrel roll!
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Female 91
Mr.whale just lost his lunch!
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Male 1,064
i mighta gotten beached cajun, i`m guessing it did
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Male 2,748
lol @ pic 2
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Male 690
fail!
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Male 5,190
Do a barrel roll!!
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Male 26
Love the seal`s face in 2#
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Male 10,845
How did it not get beached?
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Male 480
LOLZ!
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Female 231
ROFLCOPTER.
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Male 23
not that funny, looks like the whale`s gonna end up beached.
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Female 60
Wow. That is one awesome seal.
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Male 19,881
Link: Killer Whale Vs. Seal: The Rematch [Pic] [Rate Link] - And the battle royale continues... [Added note: Reader chris88263 must be a barrel of laugh at parties.]
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