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Date: 07/01/09 08:05 PM

91 Responses to Killer Whale Vs. Seal: The Rematch [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:44 am
    Link: Killer Whale Vs. Seal: The Rematch - And the battle royale continues...
  2. Profile photo of thedragslay
    thedragslay Female 18-29
    60 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:46 am
    Wow. That is one awesome seal.
  3. Profile photo of chris88263
    chris88263 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:49 am
    not that funny, looks like the whale`s gonna end up beached.
  4. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:49 am
    ROFLCOPTER.
  5. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:51 am
    LOLZ!
  6. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:51 am
    How did it not get beached?
  7. Profile photo of Rabbitman
    Rabbitman Male 13-17
    26 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Love the seal`s face in 2#
  8. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:58 am
    fail!
  9. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    lol @ pic 2
  10. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    i mighta gotten beached cajun, i`m guessing it did
  11. Profile photo of Lil_Viv
    Lil_Viv Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Mr.whale just lost his lunch!
  12. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Tap Z or R twice to do a barrel roll!
  13. Profile photo of paradix
    paradix Male 18-29
    143 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    D3... I actually just did that, and I sure hope I wont be the last one.
  14. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Watch what you say or you might get edited into comments? Wow
  15. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    That`s the coolest "seal almost being eaten by a monstrous killer whale" sequence of pics EVER!!!!
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    I hope PETA does something about this!!
  17. Profile photo of The_TARDIS
    The_TARDIS Female 13-17
    27 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    paradix: you weren`t. :-|
  18. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    nah whaley will just slide his way back into the ocean hopefully
  19. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    lol, chris got owned
  20. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Am I the only one that recognized that D3`s comment is a reference to StarFox?
  21. Profile photo of gophergirl13
    gophergirl13 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Dear chris88263, you are an idiot. Whales only beach themselves when they are sick, injured, or old. Go do some research.
  22. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Owned.
  23. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    >Chris
    The killer whale ain`t gonna get beached. It`s one of the unigue ways it hunts, I only know of some dolphin species who do this; they shoot up onto shore, grab what food they can, then they can wiggle their way down again. This is something that ordinary wales can`t do to the same extent. As long as the beach meets certain requirments (that, incidentally, seals seem to appreciate beaches having too), the killer whales can slip up and down those things like slides. ^^
  24. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Consider this lecture over. Now, kids, what have you learned?
  25. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Wow gophergirl... Bold for your first post.
  26. Profile photo of injeckshun
    injeckshun Male 18-29
    125 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    BARREL ROLL!
  27. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Who cares if it gets beached? It`s a natural occurence. The whale hunts and if it gets beached, it gets beached. It`ll feed an entire group of animals for weeks. Unless, some hippies who don`t like to let nature take its course bring their buckets.

    If nature`s too sad for you, look away.

  28. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Although all of the pictures are hilarious and made me laugh.

    Now that chris(random numbers)`s name got mentioned in the description. This whole thing is about him and his lame comment. Which made me laugh again.

  29. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    At first the seal was f*cked.

    Now the whale is f*cked!

  30. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    good photos + good comments == win!
  31. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    This happens off the coast of South America. Because of the shape of the beach and depth of water the Killer whales are able to do beach ambushes and swim right back out again for another try.
  32. Profile photo of jakesrakes
    jakesrakes Male 18-29
    10 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    I feel obligated to point out that, if you look at the first picture, it`s apparent that there is a rather steep drop-off directly off the beach, making it possible for the whale to get that close without stranding itself.
  33. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    Anyone that thinks that whale is going to get beached needs to watch more Nat Geo or Animal Planet. They hunt like that all the time.
  34. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Dude this is epic... and take that one killer whale you cheesy ballsack!
  35. Profile photo of gophergirl13
    gophergirl13 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Nebbie: Yeah, I know. It`s just that stupid people make me sad.

    And hi everyone! I`ve been lurking for a long time. But this is my first time actually commenting and becoming a part of the wonderful, wholesome, and totally awesome IAB community. So there ya go!

  36. Profile photo of aboredfool
    aboredfool Male 18-29
    123 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    they like to also `play` with their food, like tossing seals up in the air before they eat them :P
  37. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    The first line already had me laughing..."what a drating delightful day for a swim..." hahaha, awesome.

    Chris...I got nothin.

  38. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    be even better if it got beached and the seal smacked it around a bit.
  39. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    I didn`t know whales got that close to the shore.
  40. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    @ Jaydeejj: whales and dolphins will often beach themselves in order to catch food. After they catch the prey (or even if they don`t), they maneuver themselves back into the water. They usually don`t get stuck on land, but that has been known to happen.
  41. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Awww cute seal. and killer whales are known for doing that. they will jump up out of the water as high as they can just to to try to get their prey. They also try to knock seals off the ice. They are pretty smart. I`m sure the whale will be just fine.
  42. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    haha awesome story
    fancy should produce this as a film, i bet it`d win oscars
  43. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    That was a close call for the seal.
  44. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    BACK ROLLS! XD
  45. Profile photo of Crossy
    Crossy Male 18-29
    38 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    if that whale was smart it would sit offshore and make that seal its bitch when it goes back in
  46. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    domisgood
    haha awesome story
    fancy should produce this as a film, i bet it`d win oscars

    Yes! And Morgan Freeman will narrate.

  47. Profile photo of xoTreesha
    xoTreesha Female 13-17
    77 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    Haha, that was hilarious.
  48. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    lol that was awesome. i cant believe how close to shore the whale came in!
  49. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    lmao, I love seals.
  50. Profile photo of Middy93
    Middy93 Female 30-39
    63 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    wow, that would be a crazy thing to watch
  51. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    ...... Laughing..... cannot stop it
  52. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    lol love the first caption. i`m not sure why
  53. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    Lol, funniest pic series ive seen in quite awhile.
  54. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    lol
  55. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:11 am
    "Am I the only one that recognized that D3`s comment is a reference to StarFox?"

    i do too

  56. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:42 am
    Heh... People discussing the whale being beached: what most people have failed to notice is that the killer whale, or orcinus orca, is not actually a whale at all. It is the largest species in the dolphin family. Did you ever hear about alot of dolphins getting beached? No, because this is one of their methods of hunting. I hope we got that whole mess cleared up. Now SHUSH and watch the movie! *eats popcorn*
  57. Profile photo of flemo
    flemo Female 18-29
    30 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:18 am
    LMAO! at the 2nd pic!
    xD
  58. Profile photo of THE ED
    THE ED Male 18-29
    24 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:42 am
    bitch
  59. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:33 am
    er, alikabul, dolphins do get beached. Although it`s obviously true the orca is not gonna get beached in this situation
  60. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:28 am
    hahahah drating great! *applauses*
  61. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:58 am
    @ alikabul: Dolphins DO beach themselves on occasion. Before you try to sound smart, get your facts straight.
  62. Profile photo of vkdee
    vkdee Female 30-39
    59 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:28 am
    funny!!1
  63. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:57 am
    That was poopy pants close.
  64. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Orcas are actually a type of dolphin...yes I looked it up.
  65. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    That seal would need a new pair of shorts.
    If it wore shorts.
  66. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    giggle
  67. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    back rolls lol
    excelent.
  68. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Hiromi, that`s the scariest thing i`ve ever heard lol. A huge ass dolphin *shudders
  69. Profile photo of Crackerz99
    Crackerz99 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    rofl
  70. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    This reminds me of the video called this is why you fail mlb or something like that where the guy tries to catch the ball by "barrel rolling" LOL
  71. Profile photo of Fortitude
    Fortitude Male 30-39
    255 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    Do a barrel roll!!
  72. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:54 am
    lmao
  73. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:40 am
    lol plague555, i seen tht, yh its kinda like tht as well "barrel roll....and again"
    stooopid whale
  74. Profile photo of iamthesara
    iamthesara Female 18-29
    32 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:54 am
    cris88263, you work for the WWF don`t you? Or is it the Sierra Club? No, no, they would realize that this is a joke. It`s PETA, isn`t it?
  75. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 7:04 am

    Pic three looks like the seal is pointing and laughing.

    ..do a barrel roll! (Sorry, can`t help it!)

  76. Profile photo of cielrouge
    cielrouge Female 18-29
    119 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 7:52 am
    so.... that whale has a huge chunk missing from its face just under its pseudo eye...
  77. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:04 am
    !barrel Roll!
  78. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:07 am
    when in doubt, do a barrel roll...
  79. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:54 am
    lol When in doubt do a barrel roll. Already said like 20 times. I`ll say it again.
  80. Profile photo of chris88263
    chris88263 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    ok to clear things up, i wasnt trying to be funny when i commented, im not an expert on fckn whales like some of you experts on here that were bashin me. The one who posted should be slapped for making such a piece of crap for an attempt at humor. Not everyone in this fckd world needs to be rude, most of you people on here are cool then some people cant shut up. i bet those of u who talk crap on here are obese virgins eating doritos in your moms basement.
  81. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Chris, I`m almost sure you`re an obese virgin eating doritos in your moms basement.
  82. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    that seal is a pro.
  83. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Chris, I`m almost sure you`re an obese virgin eating doritos in your moms basement.


    or cheese puffs. o.o

  84. Profile photo of chris88263
    chris88263 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    me obese, look at your picture michelin woman. look like a stack of old tires painted white
  85. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    chris shut up.
    you had a moment of stupidity, boohoo.
    no need to call everyone fat jeeezz.
  86. Profile photo of 7o0ninjas
    7o0ninjas Male 13-17
    55 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    "then some people cant shut up"

    Wow, you are one to talk?

  87. Profile photo of javhimura
    javhimura Male 13-17
    64 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    barrel roll owns!!!!!!
  88. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    hehe, i love this fights in iab, remind me of myspace
  89. Profile photo of Godfather1
    Godfather1 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    Lol, chris just got PWND, u lose
  90. Profile photo of Tiffany1988
    Tiffany1988 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 7:58 am
    haha poor seal

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