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yeah i agree, nobody deserves dealing with the icy stare of a super bitch
She`s so happy cause she`s probably sleeping with the trainer....
When your out do people find it hard to hear you? I`d find it hard to hear you with your head that far up your own arse.
Turns out he cheated on me and then dumped me :(
She must have done something bad... or received diamonds from the guy.
I`m the one that sits around playing zelda, and coding! XD
I feel like a douche.
Maybe I was ment to be a man....
Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
Then again, is there a difference between the two?
Me being me, I look at things a bit differently:
i) How do we know that the person who wrote the note is female?
ii) How do we know that the person they wrote it for is male?
That`s the only situation where you get those types of notes.
Woman(thinks) : Yes I`ll do everything you play your xboxMan (Thinks) : Awesome.What woman thinks man will think: Oh man I feel bad I`ll do it all then
She`s most likely the conservative type that understands she`s his woman.
nother smart ass remark like that and youll be wearing black and blue make up for the next week
one can dream....
Then again, she did make brownies."
if i wrote that for my husband.... he probably would think its passive aggressive as well since the trash is his job.. and would stay away from said brownies
I would end up doing it because i would realize it had to be done & i had nothing better to do. Im just that way, I am better off just not knowing something has to be done.
Then again, she did make brownies.
theres also another saying, women are evil manipulative creatures. both work in this case
"Be back from book store around 6, don`t worry about dinner (I`ll pick up some McDonalds) Please take out the trash. Tell your friends to wait, Im not missing another xbox session, got it? Love you""
Honestly, there is not much more a sane person could ask for. Now just to get everyone to think this way.
Like that old saying goes, "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is."
"Be back from book store around 6, don`t worry about dinner (I`ll pick up some McDonalds) Please take out the trash. Tell your friends to wait, Im not missing another xbox session, got it? Love you"
Sorry guys, It was just so clever....
"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
Do a box roll...
DO A BARREL ROLL!
As long as when I get home I can play the xbox with him.
We want proofs.
I love married with children.
Sorry!! I ate the brownies! They were too darn good to resist! There is jello in the fridge.
ps you`ve got 999 posts omg!