Insert Your Honeymoon Joke Here [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Funny

We at I-A-B are too classy to make the obvious bride-practicing-for-the-honeymoon joke, so just use your imagination.
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Male 474
Is it weird that I`m more turned on by the balloons than her?
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Male 19
Goatse? O_o
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Male 330
I think the balloons look like a penis.
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Male 12
Look at them balloons
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Male 1,129
Her Dad`s like look my stomach showing and the mom is like i remember when i could deepthroat a penis. and shes like shoot i`m gonna do it tonight
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Male 313
girl in dress: "Look, I can take a c,ock like a champ!"
old lady: "thats ma` girl!"
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Male 163
rikkee boy: "...use your imagination."
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Male 315
"
Money magazine voted plymouth"

That`s good for Money Magazine.
Portland Maine was based on votes/polls from various newspapers, magazines and websites. The majority basically said Portland Maine is the general best.

I probably should have said ``Portland, Maine is the #1 city in the USA according to most polls/votes.``.

In the world, the best place to live in is in <Insert South-African Tribe Here>.

In the universe, the best place to live in is in Andromeda near the edge on the smaller planet.

In the universe, the best place to die in is the core of a sun, as you know you`ll be dead.

On the internet, the best time to shut up is right now.

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Male 182
dam im not the first one to notice...
the balloons look like BOOBS lolz
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Male 1,837
invisible penis.
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Male 599
Actually, to live in, Portland Maine is the #1 city in the USA.
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Money magazine voted plymouth
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Male 25
the balloons look like balloons and the girl is very young and doing an immature gesture for teh lulz. People...
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Male 330
Uhh....look closely at the balloons...
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Male 126
Goatsee... she`s doing it wrong!
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Male 205
Suicism well yeah except for the eye patch which makes me look way cooler.

Barbarossa69 let me know before you off yourself I will come to your funeral. Ahh another oxygen thief bites the dust :D sorry you kind of left yourself open there.

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Male 315
"
Plymouth, MN is the #1 city in the USA"

Actually, to live in, Portland Maine is the #1 city in the USA.

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Male 599
Midwesterners!!!
EVERYBODY RUN!
Trust me, I live there.
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f*ck you
Plymouth, MN is the #1 city in the USA
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Male 311
wtf is she doing, really?
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Male 225
well look behind her some of the balloons look like boobs one even has a nipple!!
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Male 17
"I am impressed. If that is mom and dad, and it is also their home, once you look around you can plainly see this woman comes from a ridiculously wealthy family.

In case you`re wondering, I`m practicing for my sarcasm class this evening. "

Dont judge a book by its cover moran!

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Male 44
Midwesterners!!!
EVERYBODY RUN!
Trust me, I live there.
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LOL!
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Male 1,140
fancy how can you say to NOT make a BJ joke when it`s right there?
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Male 315
Midwesterners!!!
EVERYBODY RUN!
Trust me, I live there.
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Female 1,269
hehehehe
its funny because its wrong
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Male 106
I am impressed. If that is mom and dad, and it is also their home, once you look around you can plainly see this woman comes from a ridiculously wealthy family.

In case you`re wondering, I`m practicing for my sarcasm class this evening.

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Female 5,222
>_>
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Male 153
look at the baloons..
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Female 118
She probably has good table manners.
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Male 4,393
Anizeb
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
8 Posts Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:06:23 AM
BOOB-LOONS.

YES!! XP

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Male 1,918
I am a widemouthed frog and i eat flys...
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Male 10
you have to be dialated this much to give birth
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Male 41
BOOB-LOONS.
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Female 650
she looks so young O.o
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Male 165
Does anyone else notice what the balloons looked like.
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Male 3,915
oh my gawd! it`s stephen seagul`s mom!!
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Male 220
hoolahawk, suicide IS the answer.
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Female 1,395
Thats what she`s prepared to do to get away from those curtains.
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Male 564
Whoa, nice curtains.
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Male 7,933
"I-A-B won`t make that joke, but they will allow a video were some pedophile can rant on (a very old post I complained about years ago) :( humph! "

Mommy never hugged you

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Male 723
"I guess you heard the rumor. Good girl. Always good to stretch before the marathon." - he he he
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Male 176
HAHA. SO FUNNY MOUTH ON PENIS.
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Male 3,631
NEVER LOOK A GIFTWHORE IN THE MOUTH..
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Male 3,631
Dude HoolaHawk, you kinda look like that guy!
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Male 205
I-A-B won`t make that joke, but they will allow a video were some pedophile can rant on (a very old post I complained about years ago) :( humph!
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Male 57
watch the muthadratin TEETH!
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Female 901
the pink balloon has a nipple..
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Female 3,727
Okay...reading the comment and reading the caption...

Class is one thing we don`t have to bother with on here...

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Male 3,296
slurp.....
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Female 761
did she dye her hair in a vat of borscht?
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Male 289
Is this her dating match.com picture? Hell, I`ll marry`er.
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Male 1,064
what`s with all thes epic links from Fancys Asst? really >.>
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Male 686
DERP
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Female 2,352
Mom looks oh so proud.
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Male 403
She looks quite homely.
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Male 17,512
She didn`t get that round mouth from eating square meals.
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Male 601
lol, the balloons make it even weirder.
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Female 5,139
Her mother looks so proud

"thats mah girl!"

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Male 28
Oh how they must be proud.
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Female 193
Mom: And these balloons, dear, are in preparation for the years ahead of you when your chest is no longer all perky.
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Male 102
Husband (Off pic): Open wide, wifey, I`m coming in!

Mom + Pop: Don`t be scared, Honey..

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Male 266
She`s freaking me out. She looks like a weird doll.
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Female 2,927
"We at I-A-B are too classy to make the obvious bride-practicing-for-the-honeymoon." SINCE WHEN?
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Male 3,756
Mom: "I taught her that."

Dad: "F*ck yeah she did."

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Male 1,383
`I heard that urine cures toothache`
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Male 612
@maxell:

maybe CIYC and MMM stopped because there were way too many suggestions and questions flooding the servers. just a theory, though.

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Male 5,190
Blllllarrrrrrhhhh.
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Male 3,756
Looks like she must be a polygamist.
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Female 9,403
Now Stacy, show the camra your teeth sence you just had your braces taken out.
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Male 11,740
Um....I don`t quite know what to say about this one.
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Male 976
I too am wondering where the caption if you can has gone. They were quite entertaining.
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Male 285
you know whats would have been a good idea Fancys Asst??

making this a "Caption if you Can" since that is exactly what this is.
why has that stopped?
and MMM?

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Male 22
Don`t worry ma, when I turn 16 I`ll be more mature.
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Male 511
If You`re happy and ya know, do the blow-job face.
If You`re happy and ya know, do the blow-job face.
If you`re happy and ya know it, and he really wants ya to blow it.
If You`re happy and ya know, do the blow-job face.
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Female 149
they must be proud.
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Male 1,106
"deathxtra" wins.
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Female 572
Spermcatcher and / or Sperminator
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Male 1,375
"Thats where the condom got stuck on my retainer. See its still there"
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Male 4,807
edana42- LOL
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Male 888
Goatse?
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Female 291
look at tha proud pappa and momma
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Male 2,788
"I had to stretch my mouth out like this so it would fit, I swear."
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Female 2,509
*scratches butt*
yep, she`s good marriage stuff. Even has all her teeth. Show him your teeth, honey.
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Male 1,596
ok insert the balloons
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Male 4,807
Bride- I`m going to get all these removed.
Mother - Is my hat to formal?
Father - I know she can open wider than that.
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Male 1,718
Lol. Point to where he abused you.
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Female 859
HAHA and let the jokes come in...
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Male 579
He swore he was "this big"
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Male 1,718
And thats how i pleasured 2 guys at once
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Male 1,647

Definitely mature enough to be getting married... -.-
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Female 1,780
Link: Insert Your Honeymoon Joke Here [Pic] [Rate Link] - We at I-A-B are too classy to make the obvious bride-practicing-for-the-honeymoon joke, so just use your imagination.
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