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Date: 07/16/09 02:00 PM

90 Responses to Insert Your Honeymoon Joke Here [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    Link: Insert Your Honeymoon Joke Here - We at I-A-B are too classy to make the obvious bride-practicing-for-the-honeymoon joke, so just use your imagination.
  2. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:15 am

    Definitely mature enough to be getting married... -.-
  3. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:19 am
    And thats how i pleasured 2 guys at once
  4. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:32 am
    He swore he was "this big"
  5. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:49 am
    HAHA and let the jokes come in...
  6. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Lol. Point to where he abused you.
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:58 am
    Bride- I`m going to get all these removed.
    Mother - Is my hat to formal?
    Father - I know she can open wider than that.
  8. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 7:25 am
    ok insert the balloons
  9. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 7:40 am
    *scratches butt*
    yep, she`s good marriage stuff. Even has all her teeth. Show him your teeth, honey.
  10. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 7:56 am
    "I had to stretch my mouth out like this so it would fit, I swear."
  11. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:03 am
    look at tha proud pappa and momma
  12. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:12 am
    Goatse?
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:17 am
    edana42- LOL
  14. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:18 am
    "Thats where the condom got stuck on my retainer. See its still there"
  15. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:27 am
    Spermcatcher and / or Sperminator
  16. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:27 am
    "deathxtra" wins.
  17. Profile photo of mwest1112
    mwest1112 Female 18-29
    149 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:29 am
    they must be proud.
  18. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 8:52 am
    If You`re happy and ya know, do the blow-job face.
    If You`re happy and ya know, do the blow-job face.
    If you`re happy and ya know it, and he really wants ya to blow it.
    If You`re happy and ya know, do the blow-job face.
  19. Profile photo of Dogmrn7
    Dogmrn7 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:21 am
    Don`t worry ma, when I turn 16 I`ll be more mature.
  20. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:22 am
    you know whats would have been a good idea Fancys Asst??

    making this a "Caption if you Can" since that is exactly what this is.
    why has that stopped?
    and MMM?

  21. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:03 am
    I too am wondering where the caption if you can has gone. They were quite entertaining.
  22. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Um....I don`t quite know what to say about this one.
  23. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Now Stacy, show the camra your teeth sence you just had your braces taken out.
  24. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Looks like she must be a polygamist.
  25. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 11:20 am
    @maxell:

    maybe CIYC and MMM stopped because there were way too many suggestions and questions flooding the servers. just a theory, though.

  26. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 11:30 am
    `I heard that urine cures toothache`
  27. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 11:36 am
    Mom: "I taught her that."

    Dad: "F*ck yeah she did."

  28. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    "We at I-A-B are too classy to make the obvious bride-practicing-for-the-honeymoon." SINCE WHEN?
  29. Profile photo of FrigginMo
    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    She`s freaking me out. She looks like a weird doll.
  30. Profile photo of BrodyBoy1993
    BrodyBoy1993 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Husband (Off pic): Open wide, wifey, I`m coming in!

    Mom + Pop: Don`t be scared, Honey..

  31. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Mom: And these balloons, dear, are in preparation for the years ahead of you when your chest is no longer all perky.
  32. Profile photo of MadnessInKL
    MadnessInKL Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Oh how they must be proud.
  33. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Her mother looks so proud

    "thats mah girl!"

  34. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    lol, the balloons make it even weirder.
  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    She didn`t get that round mouth from eating square meals.
  36. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    She looks quite homely.
  37. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Mom looks oh so proud.
  38. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    DERP
  39. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    what`s with all thes epic links from Fancys Asst? really >.>
  40. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    Is this her dating match.com picture? Hell, I`ll marry`er.
  41. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    did she dye her hair in a vat of borscht?
  42. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    slurp.....
  43. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 12:29 am
    Okay...reading the comment and reading the caption...

    Class is one thing we don`t have to bother with on here...

  44. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 12:44 am
    the pink balloon has a nipple..
  45. Profile photo of MasterKhan
    MasterKhan Male 18-29
    57 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 12:51 am
    watch the muthadratin TEETH!
  46. Profile photo of hoolahawk
    hoolahawk Male 30-39
    205 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 1:03 am
    I-A-B won`t make that joke, but they will allow a video were some pedophile can rant on (a very old post I complained about years ago) :( humph!
  47. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 1:23 am
    Dude HoolaHawk, you kinda look like that guy!
  48. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 1:23 am
    NEVER LOOK A GIFTWHORE IN THE MOUTH..
  49. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 3:15 am
    HAHA. SO FUNNY MOUTH ON PENIS.
  50. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 4:23 am
    "I guess you heard the rumor. Good girl. Always good to stretch before the marathon." - he he he
  51. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 7:16 am
    "I-A-B won`t make that joke, but they will allow a video were some pedophile can rant on (a very old post I complained about years ago) :( humph! "

    Mommy never hugged you

  52. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 7:42 am
    Whoa, nice curtains.
  53. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 7:53 am
    Thats what she`s prepared to do to get away from those curtains.
  54. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    hoolahawk, suicide IS the answer.
  55. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    oh my gawd! it`s stephen seagul`s mom!!
  56. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
    165 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Does anyone else notice what the balloons looked like.
  57. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    she looks so young O.o
  58. Profile photo of Anizeb
    Anizeb Male 13-17
    41 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 5:06 am
    BOOB-LOONS.
  59. Profile photo of grhman
    grhman Male 40-49
    10 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 8:09 am
    you have to be dialated this much to give birth
  60. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    I am a widemouthed frog and i eat flys...
  61. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    Anizeb
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    8 Posts Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:06:23 AM
    BOOB-LOONS.

    YES!! XP

  62. Profile photo of Pieface90
    Pieface90 Female 13-17
    118 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    She probably has good table manners.
  63. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
    153 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    look at the baloons..
  64. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    >_>
  65. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    I am impressed. If that is mom and dad, and it is also their home, once you look around you can plainly see this woman comes from a ridiculously wealthy family.

    In case you`re wondering, I`m practicing for my sarcasm class this evening.

  66. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    hehehehe
    its funny because its wrong
  67. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    Midwesterners!!!
    EVERYBODY RUN!
    Trust me, I live there.
  68. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    fancy how can you say to NOT make a BJ joke when it`s right there?
  69. Profile photo of airf50
    airf50 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 2:05 am
    Midwesterners!!!
    EVERYBODY RUN!
    Trust me, I live there.
    -----------------------
    LOL!
  70. Profile photo of chippy0187
    chippy0187 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    "I am impressed. If that is mom and dad, and it is also their home, once you look around you can plainly see this woman comes from a ridiculously wealthy family.

    In case you`re wondering, I`m practicing for my sarcasm class this evening. "

    Dont judge a book by its cover moran!

  71. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    well look behind her some of the balloons look like boobs one even has a nipple!!
  72. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    wtf is she doing, really?
  73. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    Midwesterners!!!
    EVERYBODY RUN!
    Trust me, I live there.
    -----------------------
    f*ck you
    Plymouth, MN is the #1 city in the USA
  74. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:41 am
    "
    Plymouth, MN is the #1 city in the USA"

    Actually, to live in, Portland Maine is the #1 city in the USA.

  75. Profile photo of hoolahawk
    hoolahawk Male 30-39
    205 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 5:28 am
    Suicism well yeah except for the eye patch which makes me look way cooler.

    Barbarossa69 let me know before you off yourself I will come to your funeral. Ahh another oxygen thief bites the dust :D sorry you kind of left yourself open there.

  76. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Goatsee... she`s doing it wrong!
  77. Profile photo of Ace2309
    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    Uhh....look closely at the balloons...
  78. Profile photo of rikguenther
    rikguenther Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    the balloons look like balloons and the girl is very young and doing an immature gesture for teh lulz. People...
  79. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Actually, to live in, Portland Maine is the #1 city in the USA.
    ---------------------------
    Money magazine voted plymouth
  80. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    invisible penis.
  81. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    dam im not the first one to notice...
    the balloons look like BOOBS lolz
  82. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 12:17 am
    "
    Money magazine voted plymouth"

    That`s good for Money Magazine.
    Portland Maine was based on votes/polls from various newspapers, magazines and websites. The majority basically said Portland Maine is the general best.

    I probably should have said ``Portland, Maine is the #1 city in the USA according to most polls/votes.``.

    In the world, the best place to live in is in <Insert South-African Tribe Here>.

    In the universe, the best place to live in is in Andromeda near the edge on the smaller planet.

    In the universe, the best place to die in is the core of a sun, as you know you`ll be dead.

    On the internet, the best time to shut up is right now.

  83. Profile photo of Almighty77
    Almighty77 Male 13-17
    163 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    rikkee boy: "...use your imagination."
  84. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    girl in dress: "Look, I can take a c,ock like a champ!"
    old lady: "thats ma` girl!"
  85. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    July 27, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Her Dad`s like look my stomach showing and the mom is like i remember when i could deepthroat a penis. and shes like shoot i`m gonna do it tonight
  86. Profile photo of KillerBear99
    KillerBear99 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Look at them balloons
  87. Profile photo of Ace2309
    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    I think the balloons look like a penis.
  88. Profile photo of Vulpes-Aurum
    Vulpes-Aurum Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Goatse? O_o
  89. Profile photo of Trypno
    Trypno Male 18-29
    474 posts
    January 7, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    Is it weird that I`m more turned on by the balloons than her?

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