Inappropriate Chemistry Test Answers [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

On the other hand, great score.
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Male 1,162
I bet the teacher ended up boning him after class.
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Female 1,283
"Yes is it. And spelt is actually spelled "spelled". You know what they say about people in glass houses, right?"
Something about stones thrown inside glass domiciles?

At least the teacher is showing concern, my chem teacher would`ve just "meh" if I was drinking the chemicals XD.

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Female 1,043
lol at the jimmy thing XDDD
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Female 901
WHY WASN`T MY CHEM CLASS THIS EASY?! i mean.. i still passed but WTF our questions didn`t even make sense!!!
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Female 713
Well at least he passed.
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Male 2,528
"oki.. am i being really dumb....
but isnt accuracy spelt accuracy....."

Yes is it. And spelt is actually spelled "spelled". You know what they say about people in glass houses, right?

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Female 23
It isn`t a fake, I had tests very similar to this one in my Intro to Chemistry test. All of our tests were worth 100 points....
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Female 8
@ ranon: "list the three important concepts...." You can`t go much farther and more in depth for this one... I figure the others are as complete as necessary... pretty real and gosh darn funny.
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Female 109
Repost, but still funny. :)
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Male 2
I love this
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Female 44
oki.. am i being really dumb....

but isnt accuracy spelt accuracy.....

x

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Male 295
Well, if each of these questions carry 25 marks, they will not be single line answers. They will be half page or full page answers at least.

I call fake.

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Male 311
consider it done.
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Female 55
i am so doing this is ap chem...
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Female 1,287
This is pure genius. I have to try it sometime.
"I`m gonna write down every right answer to get 100%. Then I`m gonna write obscene, unrelated things. Because I`m bored."
I wonder what he said to the teacher.
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Male 1,381
I am SO doing this!!!

10/10.

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Female 376
lol love it
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Male 533
He was probably passing notes with someone while simultaneously cheating, and (being the idiot he was) forgot he was writing in pen.
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Female 718
james20 maybe he got all the answers right but his comments weren`t appreciated.
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Male 153
100/100 ?
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Female 138
Pure awesome.
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Male 1,378
he is my hero
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Male 15,510
"if only i could shake this dudes hand."

Trust me, you probably dont want to touch that hand...

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Male 43
i swear this is the same material I had in physical science last year. :/
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Male 4,807
I wonder what grade he would get on his handwriting.
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Female 2,509
FTW
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Male 1,718
ow did my paper get on the internet?
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Male 4,793
if only i could shake this dudes hand.
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Male 5,189
vv Yup.
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Male 101
Might not be a repost here, but it`s older than I am.
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Male 70
hahahahaa he still managed full marks!!
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Female 531
if i were a teacher i wouldn`t complain
the kid obviously paid attention in class he did get an A+
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Male 339
What makes me laugh is that this is not a high school paper... but a sophmore level chem class. God I wish I went to state school.
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Male 895
G+GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA, no not a repost sammy...
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Female 427
Re-post? ;.;
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Male 214
"he needs to work on his penmanship"

yeah especially if he expects people on the internet to think he`s funny

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Female 153
My theory is that the professor who taught this class had his/her TA grade the papers - why? because TA`s tend to do the boring sh*t like grade tests that have a key and they have to know more stuff than just a second year student :) Also the "I saw my TA kissing a dude" seemed like blackmail- this student really wanted to rub it in by giving a-hole answers. I think he is trying to fish for a good grade :)
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Male 3,755
He needs to work on his penmanship.
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Female 961
lol nice. i wonder what the teacher told him
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Female 101
"Score not based on acuracy, not on drawing ability"

...wtf?

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Male 936
fake test is fake
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Female 173
sadly enough, i was answering the questions in my head before i saw the kid`s side gestures.
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Female 1,264
Lionhart2, you are right.
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Male 8,302
Wow, a teacher who ignored the idiocy and scored him on his answers alone, amazing.
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Female 7
so awesome
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Female 2,120
Dildo. Fabulous.
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Female 428
I love this...his handwriting is like mine! `Inappropriate!!` hehehe, poor teach. At least he was decent enough not to fail him because of all the `extras`.
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Female 459
This looks like something I would do to my science teacher. To bad he moved. I mean, I`d never draw a pic of something and say it was a dildo, but I did throw random tidbits in there like that. He replied with a ?. Darn I`m gonna miss him. :P
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Female 1,412
ya the best part is he knew every answer and kept his 100%. lol man i WISH i knew what the teacher said to him...
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Male 8
once my friend copied my english test, but he wrote it all in cyrilic.

needless to say the consequences...

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Male 914
win
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Female 1,697
See me

See me ASAP

lol, poor teacher

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Male 1,164
this is nothing compared to my friend Dennis... he wrote in large letter "I LIKE LITTLE KIDDIES" in his exam with a picture of an evil clown with a knife...
later on he wrote hitler as an answer and aparently RAM means "rape and molest"
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Female 47
"this class makes me lose faith in humanity :( "


HAHAHAHAHAH

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Male 478
the best is how he still kept his 100. lollerskates
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Male 1,403
funnyexam.com has this and about 200 more of papers like this. read the essays... they`re long but very funny.

oh, and this is my first post!! YEAH!!!

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Male 403
Lol this is hilarious.
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Male 2,506
Dude, leme dust off my 1920s internets! Wow this is in there! Old!
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Male 1,629
i never took chemistry but i used to do poo like this all the time in HS. shoulda saved some of the better ones
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Male 815
LOL at the unrelated note

fake or not, still pretty funny

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Female 4
Kid might just be a genius. Apparently most genius kids have behaviour problems, and challenge authority because they just find class overly easy and boring. And yes he did get 100%, because his answers are technically correct if you ignore all the random crap he added.
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Male 1,918
can`t read it
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Male 2,591
some teachers just aren`t any fun
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Male 924
feiku is right, "Test is not based on acuracy, not drawing ability?" makes no sense, and accuracy is misspelt
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Female 126
Easily FAKED with a blank test sheet!
FAIL...
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Male 171
I sometimes wonder if this is IAB or izissmile
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Male 3,819
You can be accurate and a bad drawer.

If you were asked to accurately draw cell division, you could probably get away with some squiggly ass looking cells as long as it resembled the correct process of cells dividing. Accuracy not drawing ability, ya dig? Makes total sense.

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Female 44
his handwriting is hard to read :(
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Female 17
that made me lol
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Male 480
Ok, so was his test score 100/700 or 100/100? Because if it was correct im doing that all the time now. XD
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Female 4
I wish my chemistry class was that epic...
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Female 1,329
And he still got a 100/100 on it. Lucky guy.
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Male 286
wow....that was a pretty easy test......maybe thats why it made him lose faith in humanity lol.
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Male 596
dude...i jsut took that taste and Bombed it....poo
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Male 216
"This test makes me lose faith in humanity." lol`d
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Male 155
the teacher must`ve been hot and he was looking for a way of meeting her alone
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Female 268
looks like i have a new hero
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Female 101
that looks nothing like a dildo
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Male 2,159
EPIC WIN

To be fair, he did answer all the questions right. This must be way below what he feels is his level, which is odd because he writes like a 5-year-old.

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Male 18
The test spelled "Accuracy" wrong. Isn`t that a wee bit ironic?
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Male 392
feiku:
It says SCORE based on Accuracy not drawing ability.. and that makes perfect sense, seeing as the last question involves -cough- -cough- drawing?
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Male 3,619
Heeheheeee, atleast im not the only one doing this
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Female 525
I don`t think this is a college class. Those questions aren`t hard at all. Seems more like your average Chem class. My Honors Chem class had better questions then that >.>
And it might be fake, cause the last sentence doesn`t even make sense. "Test is not based on acuracy, not drawing ability?"
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Female 190
Brian is awesome!
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Female 310
haha love it
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Female 262
Haha we learned this stuff in chem AP. >:3
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Male 418
Sooo funny...when the kid know the subject so well he has to keep himself entertained during the test!
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Male 740
Chem 201, so i dont think its high school. this being said, college professors arent really that bright outside of their field of study
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Male 4,867
haha 100/100 what a legend
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Male 864
The kid got a perfect score... At least he`s paying attention in class right?
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Male 26
God....Damn....REPOSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU

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Male 3,819
"Is this real? Because they spelt `acuracy` inaccurately. Not really good for a school, wouldn`t you say?"

High school teachers aren`t always actually knowledgable. I don`t expect a Chem teacher to be an English major. Hell, I remember one of my ENGLISH teachers actually marked down a paper of mine from an A to a B because I used the word "fazed" and she thought it was spelled "phased". I got my A back after proving that was wrong, but that was the day I lost all faith in the American education system.

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Male 749
"Score not based on acuracy (sp.), not drawing ability" What is it based on?
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Female 5,139
Gandhi your picture is adorable :D
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Male 188
I wonder if the TA grading this was Jimmy.
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Male 516
Last sentence FAIL:

"Score not based on acuracy, not drawing ability"

Ummm, what? And spelling... what?

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Male 322
Is this real? Because they spelt `acuracy` inaccurately. Not really good for a school, wouldn`t you say?
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Male 275
...those are the questions I had in 8th grade science, but that`s funny.
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Male 1,072
i would have failed him instantly for his stupid little sentences trying to be a smart arse
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Male 31
The funniest part was that he got full marks cause he technically put all the right answers. I can see the teachers face while grading this, painfully writing 100/100 at the top while looking at all his little "additions".
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Female 120
I wish this is what my gen chem exams look like. Is this a college level exam?? I`m enrolling in this university!
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Male 1,064
repost, not nearly as cute the second time seeing it
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Female 257
He got a one hundred. How the hell did that that happen?
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Female 241
bahha.
I want to meet this guy
and shake his hand.
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Male 599
May have been a repost, but it`s the first picture on IAB in a long time that was funny enough for me to save it.
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Female 572
lmao
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Male 427
this guy is win lol
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Male 722
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm... - I knew it was this before I even opened the page. Repost.
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Male 1,129
lawl....
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Male 419
that made me lol :D
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Male 169
LMAO. I actually know a kid named Brian Morel and this seems like something he would do lol...
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Male 1,375
haha these always crack me up there were some posted on here a while ago that were hilarious
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Female 397
such a special boy :)
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Male 50
haha Kinetics = Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow! XD
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Male 3,842
Hey, all his answers are 100% correct!

True story, I asked a question on a quiz about two important historical figures and one of my (female) students answered that they were "two gay guys who...." and then answered it correctly.

She got full credit for the correct answer, so I underlined the word "gay" and wrote "really???" as if she had discovered something that no one knew before. I think there is an attitude among college students that no one actually reads their answers. We read every word, and most of us don`t mind jokes, in fact, they lightens our boring day. Sometimes we even laugh.

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Male 10,855
This kid has WAY too much on his mind.
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Female 1,269
this kid is a badass
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Male 1,182
armitage there are 4 questions. each worth 25 point.
25 x 4 = 100 points.

he answered all the questions right, so he gets all the points.

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Male 2,028
Hahahaha. I`d be worried to do that in fear of not receiving the deserved 100.
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Male 3,425
Wtf is this? I can`t read any of it, I don`t get what`s supposed to be going on here...
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Male 68
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Male 76
seen this before here in IAB but still makes me laugh.
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Female 372
An oldie but a goodie.
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Male 149
Very cool... but a little suspicious how they are awarding 25 marks for each question
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Male 20,829
Link: Inappropriate Chemistry Test Answers [Pic] [Rate Link] - On the other hand, great score.
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