Ich bin ein Bitch Slap! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Chad, while on his semester abroad, never really caught on to Germany"s native traditions.
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Male 233
Haha Skreshavik! :P
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Female 1,283
I am called a Bitch slap?
o.O
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Female 260
"Tout le monde deteste la France"

Ah oui, parce que, bien entendu, les États ont bien meilleure reputation. (Sarcasme, juste au cas ou.)

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Female 150
"Tout le monde deteste la France"

Non, j`aime la France =]

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Female 150
"Hooray for google translator so I can actually read half these comments!"

Haha! I`m with ya there!

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Male 1,666
Halt. Hammerzeit.
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Male 100
Klugenfreakische?
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Male 360
Hooray for google translator so I can actually read half these comments!
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Male 123
Oh Mann, nicht mal das sz wird vernünftig dargestellt... *klugscheiß*

This pic is so gonna haunt us. I like the bitch slap idea, though.

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Male 75
To take away your fun with "I am a bitch slap!" - I think it is a reference to Kennedy`s speech, where he said "Ich bin ein Berliner" - Ja, wir Deutschen sind gerne Klugscheißer ;)
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Male 239
...topspin!!?
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Male 690
Is the guy on the left doing the robot or going to slap them or falling?
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Male 308
"What is it with you and the name chad?"

Exactly what i`ve been wondering.

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Male 57
What is it with you and the name chad?
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Male 126
Viva Colonia!!! ich wohne jetzt in Koeln obwohl seit 1 jahr ich kein Deutsch gelernt haette. Ich denke dass es sehr toll ist wenn du mir verstehen kann...uebrigens haette ich jetzt viel Biers gedrunken...BOOYA!!!
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Male 295
wait a sec? I am a bitch slap? What? :O lol

Edit: damn i was beaten to it.

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Female 3,727
Yes, the people are a little snooty, the traffic is uh, erm a itty bitty crazy but they have some of the best museums in the world. And yes, I was almost hit about 4 times. 3 times while driving and 1 while walking.

französische Leute

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Male 3,059
I gotta agree with ChrisMunich.

Every time I`ve been to France (4 times now), I`ve had a good experience... until I got to Paris.

I plan on visiting again at some point in the next few years, but I`ve learned my lesson and next time I plan to avoid Paris altogether.

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Female 60
"I am a bitch slap?" Lulz.
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Male 383
"Tout le monde deteste la France"

That`s not true at all, many people like France. Aside from Paris, France is fantastic.

Furthermore, Ich vermisse Deutschland :-(

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Male 2,582
FU<K YOU, CHAD!!!
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Female 3,727
No prob. unsub...

@idiot: Yea, I have been here off and on for almost 8 years and still learning...German`s want to practice their English and I never get to practice...alles ist gut

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Male 311
e is one dude with a guitar, and another with an accordion... so they make music to people slapping each other???
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Female 924
lostinkorea: Just seemed like a lot of the German comments were generated with Google Translate ... but I didn`t want to make fun of anyone who is actually trying to learn German
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Male 328
The best bitch slap ever.
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Male 3,915
i took 2 years of german...and well....keine ahnung...
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Female 3,727
@hwkiller: I like Germany? and Who can German??
huh?

And @unsub, I am still learning, too many looooooong words, der, das, die and those damn capitalized nouns...ahhhhhhh

Ich versuche obwohl, ja fur mich!

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Male 4,393
Mindless2164
Male, 18-29, Europe
265 Posts Thursday, July 23, 2009 2:29:15 PM
Moneo, you have to take a joke. It`s just stereotyping, I find it fun when people do that with my country :P

By your avatar, im going to guess that is Russia

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Female 924
All this bad German in the comments is almost as funny as the picture ...
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Male 490
"Ich denke, dass sie einen deutschen Tanz machen. Recht?"

Sie haben richtig, ja.
Ich mag Deutschland.

Wer koennen Deutsch hier?

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Male 499
Moneo, you have to take a joke. It`s just stereotyping, I find it fun when people do that with my country :P
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Female 169
Sheesh, "Ich bin" means "I am..." in german. Quit throwing random -- or just words that you know-- to look good. The pic is funny but the title is retarded.
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Male 5,314
WHEN WILL CHAD LEARN!!!
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Male 75
Well, the "Schuhplattler" really is a strange tradition - Even from the PoV of a German ;) Nice pic though
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Female 5,222
its hardcore.. old style
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Male 815
lol
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Female 69
Dfaulted: "you be my ich bitch Ya"

...aand what are you trying to say?
if you`re going to try to say something in german, learn german. PLEASE. and how to spell `ja`.
or at least get some common sense.

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Male 1,918
"you be my ich bitch Ya"
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Female 751
most "yanks" as you call them, are from the south... thanks, that makes them rebels. Rebels who will kick your arse.
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Male 126
Wir nehmen mehr Jagermeister zu trinken
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Female 924
"Sure that`s not Switzerland?"

Could be in Bavaria, it`s a dance called "Schuhplattler"

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Male 14,332
"Yanks hate the French like the rest of the world hate the Yanks.

vive la France."

No we hate you too.

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Male 240
Sure that`s not Switzerland?
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Male 1,375
Tout le monde deteste la France
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Male 480
HELL NAW! HE DIDN`T B-SLAP HIM! THEIR JUST MOSHING HXC! AND THE DUDE IN THE BACK IS DOING THE ROBOT! XD
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Male 3,482
"Yanks hate the French like the rest of the world hate the Yanks"

No, actually, the rest of the world hates the French too, pretty much.

It`s just so heavily implied, no one actually has to say it.

On topic of this pic... Lol... Just... Just lol.

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Male 518
@Itsalwysunny `French people = suck`

I bet you havent even been to France, even if you have that`s no excuse for such a prejudiced remark

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Male 221
"Yanks hate the French like the rest of the world hate the Yanks

vive la France"

Vive la France!

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Male 2,034
They`re just hardcore dancing. See, there`s a band right next to them. Must be the middle of a breakdown.


...drating scene kids...

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Male 49
LOL Itsalwysunny and Spambot3000 both shut up; France and the US are equally arrogant. ;]
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Male 525
No wonder Adolf lost WWII...Normal people had coffee breaks,but Adolf...? Oh,no...He had to have `Der Lederhosen Schlappen` break...The Allies just waited until 11a.m.,and invaded,as most of the Germans were doing just this!
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na actually they were sh*tting all over France and slapping the French just for the hell of them being French

French people = suck

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Yanks hate the French like the rest of the world hate the Yanks

vive la France

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Male 513
Bad German dancing in 3...2...1...
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Female 9,475
It`s the game the Germans play after bar-hopping all night.
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Female 3,727
Ich denke, dass sie einen deutschen Tanz machen. Recht?
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Male 1,375
No wonder Adolf lost WWII...Normal people had coffee breaks,but Adolf...? Oh,no...He had to have `Der Lederhosen Schlappen` break...The Allies just waited until 11a.m.,and invaded,as most of the Germans were doing just this!
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na actually they were sh*tting all over France and slapping the French just for the hell of them being French

French people = suck

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Male 427
lol!! good one
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Male 403
Lawl
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Male 5,190
......Slappy fight?
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Male 287
No wonder Adolf lost WWII...Normal people had coffee breaks,but Adolf...? Oh,no...He had to have `Der Lederhosen Schlappen` break...The Allies just waited until 11a.m.,and invaded,as most of the Germans were doing just this!
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Female 691
Chad has some really um, fun times.
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Female 761
lol
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Female 4,039
That`s hot
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Male 4,807
Yea... the robot guy (steve)is wicked cool
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Male 818
I like the guy watching from the church steeple...
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Male 367
Ah the Bavarian slap dance Schuhplattler! It`s real, folks. :D

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Male 1,375
take a good look at a REAL von wolfhousand
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Male 1,064
wait, so they slapped each other...at the same time...?
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Female 1,269
i like the guy doing the robot beter ^^

i`ll name him steve

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Male 4,867
lol i could not be more confused right now
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Male 63
This pic is full of awesomeness.
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Male 20,148
Link: Ich bin ein Bitch Slap! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Chad, while on his semester abroad, never really caught on to Germany`s native traditions.
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