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Date: 07/23/09 02:30 PM

71 Responses to Ich bin ein Bitch Slap! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:06 am
    Link: Ich bin ein Bitch Slap! - Chad, while on his semester abroad, never really caught on to Germany`s native traditions.
  2. Profile photo of Einstein37
    Einstein37 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:09 am
    This pic is full of awesomeness.
  3. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:11 am
    lol i could not be more confused right now
  4. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:12 am
    i like the guy doing the robot beter ^^

    i`ll name him steve

  5. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:16 am
    wait, so they slapped each other...at the same time...?
  6. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:18 am
    take a good look at a REAL von wolfhousand
  7. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:19 am
    Ah the Bavarian slap dance Schuhplattler! It`s real, folks. :D

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    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:23 am
    I like the guy watching from the church steeple...
  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:24 am
    Yea... the robot guy (steve)is wicked cool
  10. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:27 am
    That`s hot
  11. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:28 am
    lol
  12. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Chad has some really um, fun times.
  13. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:33 am
    No wonder Adolf lost WWII...Normal people had coffee breaks,but Adolf...? Oh,no...He had to have `Der Lederhosen Schlappen` break...The Allies just waited until 11a.m.,and invaded,as most of the Germans were doing just this!
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    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:43 am
    Lawl
  15. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:47 am
    lol!! good one
  16. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 10:21 am
    No wonder Adolf lost WWII...Normal people had coffee breaks,but Adolf...? Oh,no...He had to have `Der Lederhosen Schlappen` break...The Allies just waited until 11a.m.,and invaded,as most of the Germans were doing just this!
    ----------------------------------------------------

    na actually they were sh*tting all over France and slapping the French just for the hell of them being French

    French people = suck

  17. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Ich denke, dass sie einen deutschen Tanz machen. Recht?
  18. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 10:57 am
    It`s the game the Germans play after bar-hopping all night.
  19. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Bad German dancing in 3...2...1...
  20. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:07 am
    No wonder Adolf lost WWII...Normal people had coffee breaks,but Adolf...? Oh,no...He had to have `Der Lederhosen Schlappen` break...The Allies just waited until 11a.m.,and invaded,as most of the Germans were doing just this!
    ----------------------------------------------------

    na actually they were sh*tting all over France and slapping the French just for the hell of them being French

    French people = suck

    ----------------------------------------------------

    Yanks hate the French like the rest of the world hate the Yanks

    vive la France

  21. Profile photo of theracaffe
    theracaffe Male 13-17
    49 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:23 am
    LOL Itsalwysunny and Spambot3000 both shut up; France and the US are equally arrogant. ;]
  22. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:24 am
    They`re just hardcore dancing. See, there`s a band right next to them. Must be the middle of a breakdown.


    ...drating scene kids...

  23. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:26 am
    "Yanks hate the French like the rest of the world hate the Yanks

    vive la France"

    Vive la France!

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    5577 Male 13-17
    519 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:27 am
    @Itsalwysunny `French people = suck`

    I bet you havent even been to France, even if you have that`s no excuse for such a prejudiced remark

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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:28 am
    "Yanks hate the French like the rest of the world hate the Yanks"

    No, actually, the rest of the world hates the French too, pretty much.

    It`s just so heavily implied, no one actually has to say it.

    On topic of this pic... Lol... Just... Just lol.

  26. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:34 am
    HELL NAW! HE DIDN`T B-SLAP HIM! THEIR JUST MOSHING HXC! AND THE DUDE IN THE BACK IS DOING THE ROBOT! XD
  27. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:46 am
    Tout le monde deteste la France
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    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:48 am
    Sure that`s not Switzerland?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    "Yanks hate the French like the rest of the world hate the Yanks.

    vive la France."

    No we hate you too.

  30. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    "Sure that`s not Switzerland?"

    Could be in Bavaria, it`s a dance called "Schuhplattler"

  31. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Wir nehmen mehr Jagermeister zu trinken
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    most "yanks" as you call them, are from the south... thanks, that makes them rebels. Rebels who will kick your arse.
  33. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    "you be my ich bitch Ya"
  34. Profile photo of virus28
    virus28 Female 13-17
    69 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Dfaulted: "you be my ich bitch Ya"

    ...aand what are you trying to say?
    if you`re going to try to say something in german, learn german. PLEASE. and how to spell `ja`.
    or at least get some common sense.

  35. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    lol
  36. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    its hardcore.. old style
  37. Profile photo of Numenor5
    Numenor5 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    Well, the "Schuhplattler" really is a strange tradition - Even from the PoV of a German ;) Nice pic though
  38. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    WHEN WILL CHAD LEARN!!!
  39. Profile photo of Moneo
    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Sheesh, "Ich bin" means "I am..." in german. Quit throwing random -- or just words that you know-- to look good. The pic is funny but the title is retarded.
  40. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    Moneo, you have to take a joke. It`s just stereotyping, I find it fun when people do that with my country :P
  41. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    "Ich denke, dass sie einen deutschen Tanz machen. Recht?"

    Sie haben richtig, ja.
    Ich mag Deutschland.

    Wer koennen Deutsch hier?

  42. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    All this bad German in the comments is almost as funny as the picture ...
  43. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Mindless2164
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    265 Posts Thursday, July 23, 2009 2:29:15 PM
    Moneo, you have to take a joke. It`s just stereotyping, I find it fun when people do that with my country :P

    By your avatar, im going to guess that is Russia

  44. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    @hwkiller: I like Germany? and Who can German??
    huh?

    And @unsub, I am still learning, too many looooooong words, der, das, die and those damn capitalized nouns...ahhhhhhh

    Ich versuche obwohl, ja fur mich!

  45. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    i took 2 years of german...and well....keine ahnung...
  46. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    The best bitch slap ever.
  47. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    lostinkorea: Just seemed like a lot of the German comments were generated with Google Translate ... but I didn`t want to make fun of anyone who is actually trying to learn German
  48. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    e is one dude with a guitar, and another with an accordion... so they make music to people slapping each other???
  49. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    No prob. unsub...

    @idiot: Yea, I have been here off and on for almost 8 years and still learning...German`s want to practice their English and I never get to practice...alles ist gut

  50. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    FU<K YOU, CHAD!!!
  51. Profile photo of ChrisMunich
    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    "Tout le monde deteste la France"

    That`s not true at all, many people like France. Aside from Paris, France is fantastic.

    Furthermore, Ich vermisse Deutschland :-(

  52. Profile photo of RebelSpeaker
    RebelSpeaker Female 13-17
    60 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    "I am a bitch slap?" Lulz.
  53. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    I gotta agree with ChrisMunich.

    Every time I`ve been to France (4 times now), I`ve had a good experience... until I got to Paris.

    I plan on visiting again at some point in the next few years, but I`ve learned my lesson and next time I plan to avoid Paris altogether.

  54. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Yes, the people are a little snooty, the traffic is uh, erm a itty bitty crazy but they have some of the best museums in the world. And yes, I was almost hit about 4 times. 3 times while driving and 1 while walking.

    französische Leute

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    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    wait a sec? I am a bitch slap? What? :O lol

    Edit: damn i was beaten to it.

  56. Profile photo of Wellzee
    Wellzee Male 18-29
    126 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Viva Colonia!!! ich wohne jetzt in Koeln obwohl seit 1 jahr ich kein Deutsch gelernt haette. Ich denke dass es sehr toll ist wenn du mir verstehen kann...uebrigens haette ich jetzt viel Biers gedrunken...BOOYA!!!
  57. Profile photo of aguycalledjk
    aguycalledjk Male 18-29
    57 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 1:33 am
    What is it with you and the name chad?
  58. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 1:37 am
    "What is it with you and the name chad?"

    Exactly what i`ve been wondering.

  59. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 2:08 am
    Is the guy on the left doing the robot or going to slap them or falling?
  60. Profile photo of dijipo
    dijipo Male 13-17
    239 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 3:07 am
    ...topspin!!?
  61. Profile photo of Numenor5
    Numenor5 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 5:33 am
    To take away your fun with "I am a bitch slap!" - I think it is a reference to Kennedy`s speech, where he said "Ich bin ein Berliner" - Ja, wir Deutschen sind gerne Klugscheißer ;)
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    makkaal Male 18-29
    123 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 5:48 am
    Oh Mann, nicht mal das sz wird vernünftig dargestellt... *klugscheiß*

    This pic is so gonna haunt us. I like the bitch slap idea, though.

  63. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 8:12 am
    Hooray for google translator so I can actually read half these comments!
  64. Profile photo of RotBottom
    RotBottom Male 18-29
    100 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Klugenfreakische?
  65. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    Halt. Hammerzeit.
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    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 9:11 am
    "Hooray for google translator so I can actually read half these comments!"

    Haha! I`m with ya there!

  67. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 9:13 am
    "Tout le monde deteste la France"

    Non, j`aime la France =]

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    Miss_Candie Female 13-17
    260 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    "Tout le monde deteste la France"

    Ah oui, parce que, bien entendu, les États ont bien meilleure reputation. (Sarcasme, juste au cas ou.)

  69. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:26 am
    I am called a Bitch slap?
    o.O
  70. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    February 7, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    Haha Skreshavik! :P

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