Humans Don`t Get Memo, Birds Keep Attacking [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

"What did we say yesterday, fatty? Stay off our turf!" [Yesterday"s Bird-on-Man photo inside link.]
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Male 161
Roflmfao @ robosnitz.
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Male 313
atleast he didnt shat on his head
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Female 1,120
I hate sea gulls, very terrible childhood memories of those demon flights.
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Female 1,413
lol awesome.
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Female 5,222
[email protected]
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Male 2,737
When I was 12, I stole a baby gull from a nest in Long Island, and raised it.When it was grown I let it go.It flew away, then turned back towards me.I thought it would land on my shoulder or something.Instead, it took a gigantic crap that landed on my head and in my face,then it flew off for good. I still hate that ungrateful bird. His name was Gerry. Gerry the JERK!
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Male 2,229
seagulls = dump ducks
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Female 9,402
Seagulls are the worst birds ever.
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Female 257

They`re always where they`re not welcome.

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Male 189
I HATE Seagulls.

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Male 1,375
little rats with wings i hate those things
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Female 1,269
sea gulls are the most evil of all birds...
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Male 4,867
"my hat now fatty!"
stealing our chips isn`t enough for these bastards
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Female 1,395
He put chips on his hat to attract the bird, it was a stitch up!
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Female 459
SuperSmash, are you dying because your dog farted? Because if so, I can completely relate. :-P

Let`s all get on the birds side- like Lion. Maybe it needed a quick home for it`s babies? :-P

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Male 1,505
Ornithological Bunker Buster:

1) Remove protective cover.
2) Poop.

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Female 15,763
That`s the most gangster poop ever, Cyle.
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Female 572
Bettah recognize *poops*
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Male 3,756
I like Lion`s idea that the bird is actually putting the hat on the guy, rather than stealing it.

On another note, my dog just farted and I think I may die.

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Female 15,763
If there`s one thing I`ve learned from the internet, it`s that cats are awesome and birds suck.
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Male 5,190
Old man hasn`t realized it yet.
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Male 102
heh that dude looks like my grandpa
Except fatter...and whiter...
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Male 1,918
"It`s mah hat bitch"
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Male 318
man i coulndt find a pic of mario geting his hat stolen would have been perfect
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Male 513
You want my smelly cap that bad? You can have it!
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Male 1,381
the next pic needs to be a mid-air bird poo.
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Male 11
Nice timing with the camera.
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Male 301
"gimme that"
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Male 8,302
You`re reading it all wrong, its a Cancer Council-trained bird, putting a hat ON that guy`s head because he came to the beach without one.
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Male 15,510
They are just practicing for when they actually remove your skull
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Male 81
Dirty bird.
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Male 2,125
A few minutes later, he had a wig made out of bird poo. Yeah those birds are smart...
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Male 7,378
I`ve seen seagulls knock a grown man to the ground in order to get their boardwalk fries
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Male 174
the battle begins...
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Male 5,314
fly my stupids!
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Male 686
Why would a bird want a cap? It makes no sense . .
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Male 427
fly my pretties!
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Male 19,868
Link: Humans Don`t Get Memo, Birds Keep Attacking [Pic] [Rate Link] - `What did we say yesterday, fatty? Stay off our turf!` [Yesterday`s Bird-on-Man photo inside link.]
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