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Date: 07/03/09 03:40 PM

82 Responses to How To Sell Nuts In Taiwan [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of mr_bula
    mr_bula Male 18-29
    6 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Link: How To Sell Nuts In Taiwan - I am so, so, unbelievably confused right now. Anyone?
  2. Profile photo of ak47mybut2
    ak47mybut2 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    lolwut?
  3. Profile photo of courtneyjpg
    courtneyjpg Female 13-17
    37 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    lol SEXY! XD
  4. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    the one of the girl in brown leaning into a car and all you can see is the bulge at the back of her skirt- classic!
  5. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Apparently you need to be a chick who isn`t afraid to be half-naked in public.
  6. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    "Hey sugar.. wanna come with me to a place where the charge is cheap?"

    Some of the girls there are actually fragging hot. It`s not the Taiwanese that are riddled with transexuals, right?

  7. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Sex sells. How is this new and interesting?
  8. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    It works, sex sells.
  9. Profile photo of argon8
    argon8 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Nuts? I don`t see any nuts.

    No, seriously. In a lot of these, I see no nuts.

  10. Profile photo of Buddahfinger
    Buddahfinger Male 30-39
    149 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    You don`t wanna know where they carry them lol
  11. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    what? he`s got hot bitches selling them?
  12. Profile photo of bezdancing
    bezdancing Male 18-29
    35 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Sluts with nuts hehe
  13. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Now thats a marketing strategy.
  14. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    hows this confusing? lol they run a nut stand as a cover for a probable band of street walkers
  15. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    ah-hem, I would like ONE please.
  16. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Okay, here comes the Taiwanese IAB user to explain. It`s a long standing tradition for Betel nut to be sold by girls dressed like hookers. Recently (within the last few years), it has pretty much dried up in Taipei because of the sort of attention it attracts, like guys who will run up with dick in hand and fap on the ladies. However, other more rural areas still have this.

    As for why, Betel nut customers are almost all men, usually older. You can tell who they are because their teeth are completely jacked up. A person who uses this crap undoubtedly gets little to no female attention; because besides the messed up teeth, you look bloody horrible chewing this crap.

    Oh, as a bonus fact, these girls are sometimes called "little sister".

  17. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    damn you mr bula.. all you do is promote your website here.
  18. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    y would anyone wanna buy hooker nuts
  19. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    hookers sell nuts?
    i thought nuts were their clients
  20. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    ``...like guys who will run up with dick in hand and fap on the ladies.``

    Lovely ! :D

  21. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    lychees?
  22. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    They are called Betel Nuts and they are working on making them illegal. When you suck on them they get you high but they also cause all sorts of oral cancer and they stain the gum line on your teeth black. If you ever go to Taiwan, you see people chewing on these things all over the place...mostly younger people though. The girls are usually the ones who sell them on behalf of the farmers who grow them locally.
  23. Profile photo of Moneo
    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    `me so horny`
  24. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    mmmm whorey nuts, my fave.
  25. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    The Japanese need help. Seriously.
  26. Profile photo of don11817
    don11817 Male 30-39
    86 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    Hmm... Brilliant! I could sell just about anything that way! Sex sells everything these days. Sad really...

  27. Profile photo of Moneo
    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    Cant you read ImmortalZach? Its in Taiwan, not Japan.
  28. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    this hookers give you a different kind of nut!
  29. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    really? really...
  30. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    The areca nut is not a true nut but rather a drupe.Areca nuts are chewed with betel leaf for their effects as a mild stimulant, causing a mild hot sensation in the body and slightly heightened alertness, although the effects vary from person to person.
  31. Profile photo of chicobartend
    chicobartend Male 18-29
    251 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    Damn Taiwan! You is awesome!
  32. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    The areca nut is not a true nut but rather a drupe.Areca nuts are chewed with betel leaf for their effects as a mild stimulant, causing a mild hot sensation in the body and slightly heightened alertness, although the effects vary from person to person.


    Tahnx...i guess

  33. Profile photo of SmallWorld
    SmallWorld Male 70 & Over
    30 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Consumers only want hot girls to handle their nuts.
  34. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Thank you for completely missing the point, dm2754.
  35. Profile photo of urstupid
    urstupid Male 13-17
    47 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    BULA!!
  36. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    I don`t need to see their nuts, much less pay for them. Doing that in the US would end up getting someone arrested.
  37. Profile photo of xGRiMx
    xGRiMx Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    i hope they don`t say "you`re gonna love my nuts"..because if they did, they probably won`t sell much
  38. Profile photo of Erunen
    Erunen Male 18-29
    190 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    They`re like hookers... with nuts!
  39. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    imagine this:
    you go in your car, driving down the street
    then you see a woman in mini-skirt down the corner, "BLINK" the red light appears.
    you start slowing down then you realise she is getting closer.
    All of a sudden she gets too close to your window and she says: "do you like nuts?"

    Now thats akward

  40. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Hey there sexy!
    Hey, you looking for a good time?
    HELL YEAHH!
    Would you mind if I brought my nuts?
    *Speeds off*
  41. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    THAT`S ALOTTA NUTS!!!!!!!!
  42. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    I think Taiwan got the wrong message when they heard "I want a hot girl to work on my nuts"
  43. Profile photo of bunniesRus
    bunniesRus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    why did that look so wrong
  44. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Well it works, my nuts are stirring...
  45. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    I`d buy it....
  46. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    I would gladly sell them my nuts, or at least rent them out for a while to those girls.
  47. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    is the girl in pic 6 a tranny?
  48. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    .. maybe they`re.... naughty nuts?
  49. Profile photo of Monks83
    Monks83 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    ...At least they`re not selling their bodies. - Then again, they might be.....- _ -;;...So at least it`s, like, a change of pace.

    Hehe...Combo? Nuts half off! ^^;;

  50. Profile photo of nursesue
    nursesue Female 30-39
    175 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    hoors
  51. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    great idea, but this totally has to be a front for a prostitution ring...i`ve been to china many times and there are many "barber shops" pretty much in every large city that don`t do haircuts at all...i never knew places like that actually existed, but one day i needed my hair cut and went to one never doubting once that it was a legit barber shop...i mean it had real barber chairs and everything...a woman told me flat-out "we don`t offer that type of service here (haircuts)"...then offered for me to come in the back to discuss if i wanted "other" services...lol...and no, i didn`t go with her...
  52. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 11:00 pm
    Hwhat
  53. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    I don`t get it...it`s just a bunch of prostitutes who claim to be selling nuts (if anyone asks) as an excuse not to be arrested for prostitution.

    For some reason this is making me think of the photo that was on here the other day of the beautiful Asian girl with the T-Shirt that says "No, I will NOT love you long time"

  54. Profile photo of Omega3_DHA
    Omega3_DHA Male 13-17
    54 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    the nuts are drugs in case you didn`t know
  55. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 12:15 am
    Whores Lite beer. They`re selling the hops to make beer so can get drunk and have NUTSECKS!!
  56. Profile photo of whatehpotato
    whatehpotato Female 13-17
    59 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 1:39 am
    To tell all very simply, they have been drugged.
  57. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 1:58 am
    I really wish people would bother to read before posting comments. They`re not hookers; though many have tried (and failed) to get sex from them. They just have a very hookerish way to sell things that screw up your mouth. It actually looks like your mouth is bleeding when you chew on them for two reasons. First, between the red powder (seasoning) and the juice in the "nut", you get this lovely red liquid. Second, for some reason people who chew on them are unable to completely close their mouths. I haven`t tried it because it looks completely horrible, so it might just be that anyone who`s stupid enough to do it is also a mouth breather.
  58. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:20 am
    I`d like a five dollar box of ho-nuts, please...
  59. Profile photo of wyngit
    wyngit Male 18-29
    153 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:24 am
    Gosh. They are BETELNUTS. They`ve some sort of drugs in it not unlike cigarettes or alcohol. Sheesh.
  60. Profile photo of SonOfSin
    SonOfSin Male 18-29
    13 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:46 am
    I wonder if they`d be interested in a trade...
  61. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 6:57 am
    I tried betel nut in India, it gives you a nice wired kind of buzz, not unlike other mental stimulants. It tastes pretty foul though even though they try to mask the flavour with spices. Hits you kinda like a quaduple esspresso. WoW players would love it.
  62. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 7:20 am
    So they`re using sex to sell their product. Big deal. People have been doing it for centuries.
  63. Profile photo of TheBrain72
    TheBrain72 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 8:57 am
    I also, was about to say "Their using sex appeal to sell" untill picture 7 when i realized the girl on the elft has no underwear, and thus turns the point of them not selling nuts, but being prostitues.
  64. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 9:47 am
    Maybe the overpriced nuts come with a free blowjob... it`s not prostitution if it`s a freebie@!
  65. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 10:41 am
    Okay...
  66. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 10:50 am
    wow for all you people saying that they`re using sex to sell, you do realize that its Taiwan and majority of those "sexy" girls are actually selling a couple more nuts under those skirts
  67. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 10:50 am
    "Buy my nuts, They`re 100% mine"
    or
    "Buy my nuts, me love you long time"
    both are commonly used I guess
  68. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 11:14 am
    I can hear someone saying, "How about buying my nuts? But you have to work a little bit to get the full taste of them..." I have such a dirty mind. ;P
  69. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 11:19 am
    "wow for all you people saying that they`re using sex to sell, you do realize that its Taiwan and majority of those `sexy` girls are actually selling a couple more nuts under those skirts"

    Yes, that`s why there are so many of us, because there`s no such thing as a Taiwanese girl. Idiot.

  70. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 11:50 am
    not even 1/4 of these pics have anything to do with nuts
  71. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    fibericon meet Thin skinned rage-o-holic :)next time you have something that you think is so hilariously sarcastic and witty. Just keep it all to yourself and in the mean time wipe the stupid dribbling down your chin and keep that d*ck garage you call a mouth wrapped around that c*ck flavored popsicle that you love so much
  72. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    I have no idea what that meant, but it`s apparent you`re a huge fan of gay sex. That`s cool if you are, but keep it to yourself. It would also help if you didn`t embarrass yourself by having terrible English when it`s your first and only language.
  73. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    ok?
  74. Profile photo of Aprilraquel
    Aprilraquel Female 18-29
    13 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    WOW.... well hey it gets the job done right? :-D
  75. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    must...buy...nuts...
  76. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 10:46 am
    That`s so sexist.. Why is it that only the hot girls get to sell nuts in little to no clothes? I bet a lot of guys are pretty mad about this! Damn, someone should sue them.
  77. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    bbq you are an idiot
  78. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    wow bbq...
  79. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Using sex as an advertising technique isn`t exactly a breakthrough...
  80. Profile photo of mrbear10
    mrbear10 Female 13-17
    136 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:09 am
    w-o-w
  81. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
    165 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    BBQ you are very gay if you don`t like that so come on little children let`s pelt BBQ with stone and sharp objects.

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