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Date: 07/12/09 03:21 PM

71 Responses to How To Open A Beer Bottle

  1. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    Link: How To Open A Beer Bottle - I-A-B, can you guess what he uses?
  2. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    he`s the only person I`ve ever seen that can make holding a CHAINSAW look gay.
  3. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    retared
  4. Profile photo of hamalina
    hamalina Male 18-29
    131 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Well if he has a gay face, then ANYTHING he holds would look gay.
  5. Profile photo of Aj_ratboy
    Aj_ratboy Male 18-29
    165 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    that could have gone very very wromg :P
  6. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    I guessed what he used and received 50K!
  7. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    The guy at the end with the revving chainsaw was scary....or is that just me...
  8. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    Man, I totally guessed his penis.

    Boy was I wrong.

  9. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    That...was...friggin`...nice!
  10. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    I guessed something and it wasn`t that. Let`s leave it at that =S
  11. Profile photo of CDEEU
    CDEEU Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    I WILL be trying that at home!
  12. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    So much work to open a beer. Having to get it out, start it up ect.. too long of a wait for a beer!
  13. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    YES!

    That`s all I need to say.

  14. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    nice.
  15. Profile photo of Indo
    Indo Male 18-29
    23 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    its friday the beerteenth, run away!
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    I thought it was going to be boobs
  17. Profile photo of silverwing23
    silverwing23 Female 13-17
    114 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    He had them crazy eyes...
  18. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    why is his face at the end so sexual?

    oh, right. giant mutilating penis.

  19. Profile photo of Flared24
    Flared24 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    should`ve been some boobs
  20. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    socks and sandals combined with a chainsaw and that Ron Jeremy pose at the end makes this guy douche of the decade wish he mistook his leg for that bottle
  21. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    watch now im going to try this when im drunk and chop off some random apendage. Thanks iab
  22. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I guessed his ass, but most people seem to have guessed boobs, does that say something about me? =S
    Quick, overcompensate! Boobs, fast cars, explosions, more boobs, sports, violent movies, boobs, boobs and boobs. =) Thats better...
  23. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    My guess is armpit


    meh, chainsaw. I was close

  24. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    I really, really, REALLY can`t stand all things redneck. This is a perfect example.

    How long before we start hearing about the idiots who try to do this because they "saw it on that there intranet" and end up removing a limb?

  25. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    my uncle can open a beer with his eye socket. no joke.
  26. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    the popping sound made me happy :)
  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    Osiris: How long before we start hearing about the idiots who try to do this because they "saw it on that there intranet" and end up removing a limb?


    Let them, this is how we clean the gene pool. Human stupidity is the gene pool`s natural chlorine.

  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    Is it REALLY that hard to find a bottle opener?
  29. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    I was kinda expecting him to shred the bottle top to shards. That`d be kickass. This was kinda cool too, I guess. Unnecessary, but cool.
  30. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    oxyl:
    two words:
    video. nao.
  31. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Except for the creepy look at the end that was pretty cool.
  32. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    He looked really happy
  33. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
    82 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    Wow. Can`t open a bottle with my own hands...now, thanks to this video, I know what to use :D
  34. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    I now can use my chainsaw that`s been rusting away in my garage
  35. Profile photo of Jmsword88
    Jmsword88 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    Im not patient to wait that long to drink my next beer.
  36. Profile photo of jdillard
    jdillard Male 18-29
    82 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    How do people discover they have these talents?
  37. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    good old bottle openers

    what ever happened to those?

  38. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    Lets see here I can open a beer bottle with my fingers by twisting it off, my lighter and pop it off, a bottle opener, did it once with my teeth (I`ll never do that again), and my forearm by twisting it off. All this pretty much everyone can do, the chainsaw, well lets just say I got some work to do. And some beers to drink!
  39. Profile photo of carnedeperro
    carnedeperro Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 12, 2009 at 11:29 pm
    With that psycho face, I wont let him be to next to me with a chainsaw.... maybe with the beer.
  40. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    "How To Open A Beer Bottle. I-A-B, can you guess what he uses?"

    Well, I-A-B once told me you can use a chainsaw to do it: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

  41. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    "How do people discover they have these talents?"

    oh come on, the answer to that question is the whole reason this vid is IAB-worthy =)

  42. Profile photo of ammit13fma
    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:12 am
    hm I sense a new show "How to open abeer bottle like a psycho killer" 8 random constants brignt here favorite weaposn and see who can open the most bottles of beer while killing as many hiding ninjas as possible?
  43. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:13 am
    That`s a lot more convenient. Heh. :-P
  44. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:25 am
    That`s pretty cool. But he`s kinda creepy.
  45. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:45 am
    lol, how DO people discover they have these talents?

    and that was pro

  46. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:16 am
    The post right below this is spam, btw

    V

  47. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:19 am
    "How long before we start hearing about the idiots who try to do this because they "saw it on that there intranet" and end up removing a limb?"

    Well, seeing as you saw it on an Intranet, they are probably close by you and you can just watch it in person.

    Watch it on the Internet and they can be anywhere.

  48. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:51 am
    what happens when he is opening his tenth beer?
  49. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 4:11 am
    I don`t think this would get past my health and safety department at work, where you can be dismissed for not holding the handrail on the way up the stairs....
  50. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 4:14 am
    Haha that`s really cool :) I`ve seen it done with folded paper before on The Real Hustle!
  51. Profile photo of julesss
    julesss Male 40-49
    38 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 5:22 am
    Leatherface would be proud of him...
  52. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 6:05 am
    Brainbits: Did you somehow miss the fact that the phrase "saw it on that there intranet" was poking fun at those who are too ignorant to know the difference between the internet and an intranet?

    Or where you too busy laughing with maniacal glee at the mistaken perception that it was finally your turn to play grammar/spelling nazi?

  53. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 6:42 am
    Only when you think there is no other way to open a beer someone comes along and thinks up another way wither it be dangerous or not.
  54. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Not to be a killjoy, but how much do that beer`s carbon footprint just increase by?
  55. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 7:57 am
    *pop* awesome
  56. Profile photo of 2otto2
    2otto2 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 8:36 am
    stihl - I love German quality...
  57. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 9:34 am
    Love it.
  58. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 9:37 am
    Sunday, July 12, 2009 4:31:29 PM
    Man, I totally guessed his penis.

    Boy was I wrong.

    _________________

    I thought the same thing...

  59. Profile photo of can-i-say
    can-i-say Male 13-17
    138 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 9:40 am
    A chainsaw..
    A motherf**king chainsaw..
    I did not see that coming.
  60. Profile photo of stifler
    stifler Male 30-39
    161 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:15 am
    LOL.
    mmmmmmmm, german beer....
  61. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    haha! that would be cool to do in a bar :P
  62. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    i thought this was going to be "how to open a bottle with paper"
  63. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    who the hell thought opening a beer with a chainsaw would be a good idea?
  64. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    Pretty damn cool anyhow. But put it away after the second bear.
  65. Profile photo of littleyoyo
    littleyoyo Male 18-29
    57 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    anyone else get freaked out with the dudes psycho face and the chainsaw roaring in the last few seconds of the video?
  66. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    what a creepy looking dude
  67. Profile photo of Renamon
    Renamon Female 13-17
    88 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    one guy you do not want in your neighborhood.
  68. Profile photo of icameasarat
    icameasarat Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    +1?
  69. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 4:14 am
    >anyone else get freaked out with the dudes psycho face and the chainsaw roaring in the last few seconds of the video?

    hah.

  70. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    cool

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