How To Open A Beer Bottle

Submitted by: rgsupergrove 7 years ago Misc

I-A-B, can you guess what he uses?
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Male 1,918
cool
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Male 1,378
>anyone else get freaked out with the dudes psycho face and the chainsaw roaring in the last few seconds of the video?

hah.

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Male 17
+1?
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Female 87
one guy you do not want in your neighborhood.
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Male 3,915
what a creepy looking dude
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Male 57
anyone else get freaked out with the dudes psycho face and the chainsaw roaring in the last few seconds of the video?
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Male 1,718
Pretty damn cool anyhow. But put it away after the second bear.
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Female 531
who the hell thought opening a beer with a chainsaw would be a good idea?
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Male 721
i thought this was going to be "how to open a bottle with paper"
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Male 1,148
haha! that would be cool to do in a bar :P
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Male 186
LOL.
mmmmmmmm, german beer....
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Male 138
A chainsaw..
A motherf**king chainsaw..
I did not see that coming.
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Female 3,727
Sunday, July 12, 2009 4:31:29 PM
Man, I totally guessed his penis.

Boy was I wrong.

_________________

I thought the same thing...

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Male 741
Love it.
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Male 117
stihl - I love German quality...
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Male 845
*pop* awesome
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Male 715
Not to be a killjoy, but how much do that beer`s carbon footprint just increase by?
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Male 157
Only when you think there is no other way to open a beer someone comes along and thinks up another way wither it be dangerous or not.
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Male 3,057
Brainbits: Did you somehow miss the fact that the phrase "saw it on that there intranet" was poking fun at those who are too ignorant to know the difference between the internet and an intranet?

Or where you too busy laughing with maniacal glee at the mistaken perception that it was finally your turn to play grammar/spelling nazi?

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Male 38
Leatherface would be proud of him...
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Male 1,383
Haha that`s really cool :) I`ve seen it done with folded paper before on The Real Hustle!
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Male 12,138
I don`t think this would get past my health and safety department at work, where you can be dismissed for not holding the handrail on the way up the stairs....
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Male 2,388
what happens when he is opening his tenth beer?
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Male 445
"How long before we start hearing about the idiots who try to do this because they "saw it on that there intranet" and end up removing a limb?"

Well, seeing as you saw it on an Intranet, they are probably close by you and you can just watch it in person.

Watch it on the Internet and they can be anywhere.

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Male 445
The post right below this is spam, btw

V

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Female 1,413
lol, how DO people discover they have these talents?

and that was pro

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Male 2,553
That`s pretty cool. But he`s kinda creepy.
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Female 4,028
That`s a lot more convenient. Heh. :-P
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Male 276
hm I sense a new show "How to open abeer bottle like a psycho killer" 8 random constants brignt here favorite weaposn and see who can open the most bottles of beer while killing as many hiding ninjas as possible?
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Male 1,297
"How do people discover they have these talents?"

oh come on, the answer to that question is the whole reason this vid is IAB-worthy =)

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Male 679
"How To Open A Beer Bottle. I-A-B, can you guess what he uses?"

Well, I-A-B once told me you can use a chainsaw to do it: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

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Male 1
With that psycho face, I wont let him be to next to me with a chainsaw.... maybe with the beer.
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Male 328
Lets see here I can open a beer bottle with my fingers by twisting it off, my lighter and pop it off, a bottle opener, did it once with my teeth (I`ll never do that again), and my forearm by twisting it off. All this pretty much everyone can do, the chainsaw, well lets just say I got some work to do. And some beers to drink!
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Male 170
good old bottle openers

what ever happened to those?

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Male 82
How do people discover they have these talents?
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Male 34
Im not patient to wait that long to drink my next beer.
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Male 430
I now can use my chainsaw that`s been rusting away in my garage
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Male 82
Wow. Can`t open a bottle with my own hands...now, thanks to this video, I know what to use :D
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Male 2,788
He looked really happy
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Male 1,788
Except for the creepy look at the end that was pretty cool.
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Male 1,765
I was kinda expecting him to shred the bottle top to shards. That`d be kickass. This was kinda cool too, I guess. Unnecessary, but cool.
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Female 15,763
Is it REALLY that hard to find a bottle opener?
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Male 9,306
Osiris: How long before we start hearing about the idiots who try to do this because they "saw it on that there intranet" and end up removing a limb?


Let them, this is how we clean the gene pool. Human stupidity is the gene pool`s natural chlorine.

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Female 1,306
the popping sound made me happy :)
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Male 915
my uncle can open a beer with his eye socket. no joke.
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Male 3,057
I really, really, REALLY can`t stand all things redneck. This is a perfect example.

How long before we start hearing about the idiots who try to do this because they "saw it on that there intranet" and end up removing a limb?

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Male 7,933
My guess is armpit


meh, chainsaw. I was close

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Male 2,121
I guessed his ass, but most people seem to have guessed boobs, does that say something about me? =S
Quick, overcompensate! Boobs, fast cars, explosions, more boobs, sports, violent movies, boobs, boobs and boobs. =) Thats better...
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Male 599
watch now im going to try this when im drunk and chop off some random apendage. Thanks iab
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Male 1,375
socks and sandals combined with a chainsaw and that Ron Jeremy pose at the end makes this guy douche of the decade wish he mistook his leg for that bottle
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Male 15
should`ve been some boobs
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Female 114
He had them crazy eyes...
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Male 15,510
I thought it was going to be boobs
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Male 23
its friday the beerteenth, run away!
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Male 1,381
nice.
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Male 909
YES!

That`s all I need to say.

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Female 244
So much work to open a beer. Having to get it out, start it up ect.. too long of a wait for a beer!
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Male 18
I WILL be trying that at home!
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Male 2,125
I guessed something and it wasn`t that. Let`s leave it at that =S
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Male 712
That...was...friggin`...nice!
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Female 1,427
Man, I totally guessed his penis.

Boy was I wrong.

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Male 422
The guy at the end with the revving chainsaw was scary....or is that just me...
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Male 5,190
I was expecting something dumb but that was awesome. xD
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Male 189
I guessed what he used and received 50K!
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Male 165
that could have gone very very wromg :P
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Male 130
Well if he has a gay face, then ANYTHING he holds would look gay.
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Male 2,229
retared
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Male 1,686
he`s the only person I`ve ever seen that can make holding a CHAINSAW look gay.
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Male 897
Link: How To Open A Beer Bottle [Rate Link] - I-A-B, can you guess what he uses?
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