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Date: 07/21/09 01:06 PM

61 Responses to Holy Shite! [Video]

  1. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    Link: Holy Shite! - A short 30 second news piece on a Texas community that just found the Virgin Mary in bird poop.
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    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    I just facepalmed so hard i think i fractured my skull.
  3. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    This is the world, ladies & gentlemen.
    *headdesk*

    If a piece of toast had an image of Darwin or Carl Sagan on it, you wouldn`t see a group of scientists waiting to see it, would you?

    Maybe not, but I just might. : P

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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    deep, deep, deep sad sigh.
  5. Profile photo of SovietCastro
    SovietCastro Male 18-29
    38 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    They took our JERBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    I will never forget the athiest melon video when I watch one of these.
  7. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    "They took our JERBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

    THEY TUUK ARR JERBS!!!!!!!!!

  8. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Who gives a bird crap about this?

    Crazy delusional people and those who laugh at them... everyone is made of fail.

  9. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    you have got to be kidding, that`s ridiculous
  10. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Its bird sh*te.
    need more be said.
  11. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    wow so many of these lately. at least it looks better that the mj one
  12. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    ""They took our JERBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
    THEY TUUK ARR JERBS!!!!!!!!!"
    "uihas uabsf jdfe4 JERBS!!!"

    THEY TUK UR JUUUUBS!!!

    a dropping from heaven LOL. This just shows how the media and people are getting more retarded

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    ...Really? Matrixing at its worst!

    Come on, people, stop being so damn ridiculous.

  14. Profile photo of cuttydiamond
    cuttydiamond Male 30-39
    23 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    These people may want to come check out my toilet, I think I just dropped Jesus, Mary, and the apostles in there.
  15. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    wtf, i`m not amused : /
  16. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    I guess that is how clear people feel about their religion... a blurry pile of crap can represent the mother of their savior
  17. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    wow i believe in images of mary appearing but i think this is a little too imaginative and hopeful.
  18. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    i honestly hate when religious people do this. it is one of my bigger pet peeves, to watch a bunch of religious people gather around something insignificant and praise it because it looks like something. why not watch clouds? sand? rocks? i bet they have tons of images!!! UGH!!!
  19. Profile photo of akrominii
    akrominii Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    It also looks sorta like part of the female anatomy... too far?
  20. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    not again!
  21. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    looks more like the grim reaper to me... but then again what do i know? im not a religious zealot nutjob
  22. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    I`m a Christian, but honestly I agree with the post that it does look like a vagina.
  23. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    Looks like...a stain
  24. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    FFS..religion and retards goes hand in hand!
  25. Profile photo of joenova
    joenova Male 18-29
    13 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    Holy poo!
  26. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    this is just....sad.

    what infinite God would need to show up in bird crap?

  27. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Yeah, I couldn`t believe the "dozens" of people that showed up either. Seriously, I`m just going to poo everywhere I can and the first turd nug that looks remotely like ANY religious figure, and even if it doesn`t, and I`m going to exploit it and sell for as much cash as I can. Gullible ass people are so stupid! WTFD!
  28. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    ..is that a swear in the name?
  29. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    Well, that is retarded.
  30. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    I see bird poop, and thats it
  31. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    I see Bonno
  32. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    WOW! Holy poo
  33. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    Do these folks normally go around looking at bird sh*t stains in an attempt to find Salvation?
  34. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    It`s tiny. Seriously, the sh*t people make themselves believe.
  35. Profile photo of eflcotw
    eflcotw Male 13-17
    75 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    it looks like a vagina.
  36. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    "religion and retards goes hand in hand!"

    They`re pretty much the same thing :-P

  37. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    I like the Jesus Cheeto better. At least you could eat the cheeto.
  38. Profile photo of kidney
    kidney Female 18-29
    112 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    yeah, I totally got chills when i saw that poop.
    PRAISE THE LORD! IT`S BIRD SH*T! :D :D

    LAWLZ

  39. Profile photo of webcamwanker
    webcamwanker Male 18-29
    237 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    lmfao, wtf? a baby is something special to you, NOT a lump of flu infested bird flu.
  40. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    You know, the shape and form of that image of Mary is so easily recognized when blurred down to the basic colors or shapes, I`m not surprised people say that they can see it everywhere, even in bird shi-t.

    Now if she had a little donkey or some other more complex shape standing beside her, then you wouldn`t see it everywhere.

    EDIT: ALSO...might I add, if a Bird takes a dump and it kinda looks like Mary, they rejoice. HOWEVER when an artist makes a sculpture of Jesus out of pure piss, then they get angry.

    So what`s the medium here? There isn`t any. They just don`t act logically AT ALL. You point out something in their book that they swear by and claim they`ve read, and they get angry. They don`t change their view or think otherwise, no that would require effort and brainpower.

    (Pardon the rant, but it`s just annoying as all hell, and I am fully aware not all religious people act like this, just the loud and obnoxious freaks that get all the screentime.)

  41. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    Lol at stupid people like this. Watching these make my day >.>
  42. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    "I`m a Christian, but honestly I agree with the post that it does look like a vagina."

    - there should be a national Vagina Day...with hands on appreciation...and a dunk tank.

  43. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:28 am
    If there were a god and being all omnipotent and all that, I don`t think he would make his presence known through bird sh¡t.....
  44. Profile photo of ometatherion
    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 2:49 am
    ridiculous
  45. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 5:15 am
    Bahahaha. How very entertaining. I pity those people, but I`m not ashamed.

    ... Texans... A hole within a bigger hole.

  46. Profile photo of Concerto
    Concerto Female 18-29
    123 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:07 am
    It looks like a normal pooe to me.

  47. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:24 am
    Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ; has everyone gone stark raving mad?
  48. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:31 am
    EWWWW! holy bird sheet!
  49. Profile photo of MyownGod
    MyownGod Male 18-29
    39 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:51 am
    I could make the drive out there to that town..its only a few hours from my place. Who wants me to go down there and rain on their parade for the lulz. I could go scrape the poo off the car and post the film here as a follow up...
  50. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:12 am
    puts my orange to shame
  51. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:20 am
    next , someone is going to say that they found Jesus on the skid marks in there underwear...matter of time i tell you , matter of time.
  52. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:25 am
    I would pay you to do that MyownGod.
  53. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Looks more like an aliens vagina. At least thats what James T. Kirk told me, I swear!!!
  54. Profile photo of Antonin
    Antonin Male 18-29
    72 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:00 am
    That was on the news here just a couple days ago, funny how it traveled.

    I have one thing to say:

    Asinine

  55. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    This $hit is getting regoddamndiculous.
  56. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    Just people looking for attention
  57. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    oh my god.
  58. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    My granny had a picture of Jesus with a water stain on it that looked kinda like a burrito.
  59. Profile photo of mystery08
    mystery08 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 3:31 am
    i`ve crapped out better miracles
  60. Profile photo of SUN9872
    SUN9872 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 5:33 am
    one time i saw a video about this crazy lady thinking her door was jesus. honestly, people are so deperate, they will say anything looks like something from the bible. Just so they can beleive in christianity

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