Holy Shite! [Video]

Submitted by: IloveShoes 8 years ago in

A short 30 second news piece on a Texas community that just found the Virgin Mary in bird poop.
There are 60 comments:
Male 16
one time i saw a video about this crazy lady thinking her door was jesus. honestly, people are so deperate, they will say anything looks like something from the bible. Just so they can beleive in christianity
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Male 160
i`ve crapped out better miracles
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Male 15,832
My granny had a picture of Jesus with a water stain on it that looked kinda like a burrito.
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Female 2,695
oh my god.
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Male 599
Just people looking for attention
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Male 1,590
This $hit is getting regoddamndiculous.
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Male 72
That was on the news here just a couple days ago, funny how it traveled.

I have one thing to say:

Asinine

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Male 4,807

Looks more like an aliens vagina. At least thats what James T. Kirk told me, I swear!!!
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Male 462
I would pay you to do that MyownGod.
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Male 964
next , someone is going to say that they found Jesus on the skid marks in there underwear...matter of time i tell you , matter of time.
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Male 1,375
puts my orange to shame
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Male 39
I could make the drive out there to that town..its only a few hours from my place. Who wants me to go down there and rain on their parade for the lulz. I could go scrape the poo off the car and post the film here as a follow up...
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Female 397
EWWWW! holy bird sheet!
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Male 4,593
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ; has everyone gone stark raving mad?
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Female 123
It looks like a normal pooe to me.

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Male 10,440
Bahahaha. How very entertaining. I pity those people, but I`m not ashamed.

... Texans... A hole within a bigger hole.

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Male 174
ridiculous
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Male 5,189
Hahahah "A dropping from the heavens."
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Male 1,685
"I`m a Christian, but honestly I agree with the post that it does look like a vagina."

- there should be a national Vagina Day...with hands on appreciation...and a dunk tank.

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Female 1,682
Lol at stupid people like this. Watching these make my day >.>
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Male 9,305
You know, the shape and form of that image of Mary is so easily recognized when blurred down to the basic colors or shapes, I`m not surprised people say that they can see it everywhere, even in bird shi-t.

Now if she had a little donkey or some other more complex shape standing beside her, then you wouldn`t see it everywhere.

EDIT: ALSO...might I add, if a Bird takes a dump and it kinda looks like Mary, they rejoice. HOWEVER when an artist makes a sculpture of Jesus out of pure piss, then they get angry.

So what`s the medium here? There isn`t any. They just don`t act logically AT ALL. You point out something in their book that they swear by and claim they`ve read, and they get angry. They don`t change their view or think otherwise, no that would require effort and brainpower.

(Pardon the rant, but it`s just annoying as all hell, and I am fully aware not all religious people act like this, just the loud and obnoxious freaks that get all the screentime.)

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Male 237
lmfao, wtf? a baby is something special to you, NOT a lump of flu infested bird flu.
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Female 112
yeah, I totally got chills when i saw that poop.
PRAISE THE LORD! IT`S BIRD SH*T! :D :D

LAWLZ

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Male 1,505
I like the Jesus Cheeto better. At least you could eat the cheeto.
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Male 2,125
"religion and retards goes hand in hand!"

They`re pretty much the same thing :-P

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Male 75
it looks like a vagina.
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Male 1,918
It`s tiny. Seriously, the sh*t people make themselves believe.
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Male 2,582
Do these folks normally go around looking at bird sh*t stains in an attempt to find Salvation?
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Female 675
WOW! Holy poo
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Male 2,788
I see Bonno
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Male 341
I see bird poop, and thats it
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Male 1,078
Well, that is retarded.
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Male 2,788
..is that a swear in the name?
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Male 795
Yeah, I couldn`t believe the "dozens" of people that showed up either. Seriously, I`m just going to poo everywhere I can and the first turd nug that looks remotely like ANY religious figure, and even if it doesn`t, and I`m going to exploit it and sell for as much cash as I can. Gullible ass people are so stupid! WTFD!
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Male 1,381
this is just....sad.

what infinite God would need to show up in bird crap?

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Male 13
Holy poo!
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Male 3,369
FFS..religion and retards goes hand in hand!
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Male 788
Looks like...a stain
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Male 600
I`m a Christian, but honestly I agree with the post that it does look like a vagina.
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Male 833
looks more like the grim reaper to me... but then again what do i know? im not a religious zealot nutjob
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Male 366
not again!
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Male 51
It also looks sorta like part of the female anatomy... too far?
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Male 427
i honestly hate when religious people do this. it is one of my bigger pet peeves, to watch a bunch of religious people gather around something insignificant and praise it because it looks like something. why not watch clouds? sand? rocks? i bet they have tons of images!!! UGH!!!
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Male 1,196
wow i believe in images of mary appearing but i think this is a little too imaginative and hopeful.
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Male 283
I guess that is how clear people feel about their religion... a blurry pile of crap can represent the mother of their savior
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Male 1,064
wtf, i`m not amused : /
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Male 23
These people may want to come check out my toilet, I think I just dropped Jesus, Mary, and the apostles in there.
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Female 4,028
...Really? Matrixing at its worst!

Come on, people, stop being so damn ridiculous.

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Male 257
""They took our JERBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
THEY TUUK ARR JERBS!!!!!!!!!"
"uihas uabsf jdfe4 JERBS!!!"

THEY TUK UR JUUUUBS!!!

a dropping from heaven LOL. This just shows how the media and people are getting more retarded

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Female 1,412
wow so many of these lately. at least it looks better that the mj one
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Female 691
Its bird sh*te.
need more be said.
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Male 163
you have got to be kidding, that`s ridiculous
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Male 2,172
Who gives a bird crap about this?

Crazy delusional people and those who laugh at them... everyone is made of fail.

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Male 1,627
"They took our JERBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

THEY TUUK ARR JERBS!!!!!!!!!

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Male 976
I will never forget the athiest melon video when I watch one of these.
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Male 38
They took our JERBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 2,076
deep, deep, deep sad sigh.
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Male 2,440
This is the world, ladies & gentlemen.
*headdesk*

If a piece of toast had an image of Darwin or Carl Sagan on it, you wouldn`t see a group of scientists waiting to see it, would you?

Maybe not, but I just might. : P

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Male 418
I just facepalmed so hard i think i fractured my skull.
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Female 430
Link: Holy Shite! [Video] [Rate Link] - A short 30 second news piece on a Texas community that just found the Virgin Mary in bird poop.
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