Happy 4th of July, America [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Enjoy this complimentary order of chicken chow mein, from your old pal China.
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Female 901
i think she`s in the process of blowing a bubble with her gum..
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Female 14
That`s gum...
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Male 197
@happydragon
it sez chinese on the post
FAIL
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Female 1,436
.... Disgusting - that is why, sometimes, homicide should be legal.
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Male 928
I wish this *unt would get the same thing that happened to those domino`s employees.
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Female 761
nasty ass bitch.
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Male 169
it looks like shes chewing bubble gum and blowing a bubble idk tho kinda hard to tell that bubble gum looks like it tastes awful lol so it could be a nasty loogie
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Male 14
stupid japanese. this is why i never eat japanese.
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Male 154
chickita china the chinese chicken..take a lick of a drum stick and your brain stops ticking
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Female 257
Good thing when I eat asian food, they make it in front of me.
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Female 9,402
eww, and I just ate too. :(
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Male 257
lorlz
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Male 101
ugh thats sicker than fancys pics
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Female 1,412
eiwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(
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Male 117
yeah, for the extra flavor - chef`s choice.
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Female 2,672
who said sars :O
/me lockdowns the forum and burns everyone inside
"its for your own good"
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Male 149
Nope definitely saliva...
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Female 395
looks like gum in her mouth not spit...
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Male 123
>_>
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Male 352
It looks more like she`s blowing a bubble with gum than spitting to me.
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Male 2,506
SARS IS DEADLY
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Male 438
I`ll just deduct this from the $1.3 trillion we owe them.
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Male 1,505
It`s nowhere near as harmful as half the crap they put into their products.
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Female 427
So Complimentary is meant like given as a gift, or as free? Right? I don`t know anymore. I really didn`t even know there was a complementary, that`s why I looked it up.
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Female 427
*pokes lionhart*
Scuse mean..I don`t mean to start anything but the dictionary says:
com⋅pli⋅men⋅ta⋅ry
  /ˌkɒmpləˈmɛntəri, -tri/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [kom-pluh-men-tuh-ree, -tree] Show IPA adjective, noun, plural -ries.
Use complimentary in a Sentence
–adjective
1. of the nature of, conveying, or expressing a compliment, often one that is politely flattering: a complimentary remark.
2. given free as a gift or courtesy: a complimentary ticket.
–noun
3. something given or supplied without charge, as lodging, transportation, or meals, esp. as an inducement to prospective customers.

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Male 3,425
Maybe she saw some spit in the food, and is actually using her vacuum mouth power to suck it out. Didn`t think of that, did ya!? Huh!?
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Female 427
Always wanted to make out with an Asian.
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Female 362
>shizzamX
>nirosaki

I would like to mention that my French teacher (who was born and raised to the age of thirty in Chartres and can therefore claim to be truly French) calls French independence day "le quatorze julliet" or "the fourteenth of July" as opposed to "Bastille Day." It`s not a stupid American thing to do, so please don`t act like it is. The people in the country are celebrating a specific DAY they feel needs to be remembered. Along the same line, you wouldn`t say "Today is the day terrorists flew planes into buildings in the US in 2001." you would say, "Today is September 11."

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Female 5,222
ugh >_<
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Female 778
yes lion! like the use of the word virtualy. o_O
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Male 8,302
Male 8,302
> Metaphysics
> Omgzelda
> jhe394

Learn your language then "English nerds". Complimentary does NOT mean "without charge", that`s COMPLEMENTARY, because it complements (goes with) something else. COMPLIMENT is to give or receive compliments, that is, nice words. Just because 99% of the ads you watch use the wrong word, doesn`t make it correct.

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Male 13,624
Dayum, so thats where swine flu came from
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Female 96
she swallows...
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Male 10,440
looks like somones`s job sucks! :D
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Male 5,190
..Nasty bitch.
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Female 523
ewww. that`s gross.
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Male 32
Technically, Lionhart, due to the indeterminate nature of the word, it could be either "complimentary" or "complementary."

Complimentary in this sense meaning without charge.
Complementary in this sense meaning... going with? Doesn`t really work that much.


Sorry, English nerd here.

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Female 673
Mmm, I hope she has swine flu. That would just be awesome.
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Male 15,510
Get fishy this 4th of July!!

(Taken from a previous IAB post)

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Female 1,593
Complementary colors.
Complimentary gift.

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Otherwise, that`s effing nasty and I hope that woman doesn`t have a job at Panda Express anymore.

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Female 654
god, i hate it when people say it`s "the fourth of july" it`s drating independence day.
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Aye, "Hey man it`s the fourth of July"
Heeey no shiiiit!! Really?? You know what day it is! Good for you!! Would you like a cookie?

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Female 2,695
god, i hate it when people say it`s "the fourth of july" it`s drating independence day.
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Female 4,028
Things like this really make me wonder why some people still feel the need to be asses to the people handling their food.
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Male 35
Lionhart is wrong, grammar nazi fail.
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Female 91
yea. i duno.
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Female 91
ew!!!

mabye (lets hope) its revenge for a CERTAIN person ;)

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Male 353
i think the grammer nazi is funnier than this pic
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Male 8,302
It`s "complEmentary" Fancy. not "complimentary", unless you`re hearing voices again and the chicken chow mein is actually praising you. Something that goes with something else COMPLEMENTS it.

[quote]Da da dum da da dum de dah Grammar Nazi rides off into the sunset having saved us all once again[/quote]

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Female 15
Dextrine, you have some issues you need to work through, man :/

BUT YES, picture is pretty freaking gross, I hope that her boss sees this!

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Male 194
"Her face should be dunked into searing hot cooking oil. Her arms should then be twisted until just before they break so that any slight movement breaks them. Then she should have scalding water and very sharp needles thrown at her. Upon her arms breaking she should then be strapped by her legs to a tractor that would proceed to pull her (naked) over glass for one mile, then over lemon and salt for another mile. after this she should be made to spit until she dehydrates and dies."

You were the victim of "Disgusting Dominoes People", weren`t you?

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Female 1,095
This makes the skin on my arms crawl.
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Male 82
Pretty sure it`s chewing or bubble gum.
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Female 654
What the Hell?

Maybe she`s gonna spaz out.
Maybe she`s gonna throw-up.

That looks like a fail way of spitting. It looks weird.

Picture needs true background story and not be open-ended for us to think the wtf`s.

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Male 483
or she could be fired..
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Male 483
Her face should be dunked into searing hot cooking oil. Her arms should then be twisted until just before they break so that any slight movement breaks them. Then she should have scalding water and very sharp needles thrown at her. Upon her arms breaking she should then be strapped by her legs to a tractor that would proceed to pull her (naked) over glass for one mile, then over lemon and salt for another mile. after this she should be made to spit until she dehydrates and dies.
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Male 904
maybe it`s taken out of context?
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Male 2,125
Reason why I cook my own food...
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Male 2,125
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Male 301
"Our tasty moves are better than a chicken chow mein"

oh wait

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Female 2,120
...this is why I don`t eat out anymore.
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Male 72
i couldnt help it
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Male 64
hknuddy: You have shamed your whole family.

I Am Disappoint

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Male 72
YUM
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Male 16
That stupid bitch! I would beat her ass!
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Male 569
lol thats disgusting. and dont you get kicked for saying `first`?
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Male 72
must resist..... must not say.... AAAARRRGGGHHH

first

aww crap.

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Male 19,865
Link: Happy 4th of July, America [Pic] [Rate Link] - Enjoy this complimentary order of chicken chow mein, from your old pal China.
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