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Date: 07/02/09 03:01 PM

69 Responses to Happy 4th of July, America [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Link: Happy 4th of July, America - Enjoy this complimentary order of chicken chow mein, from your old pal China.
  2. Profile photo of hknuddv
    hknuddv Male 13-17
    72 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    must resist..... must not say.... AAAARRRGGGHHH

    first

    aww crap.

  3. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    lol thats disgusting. and dont you get kicked for saying `first`?
  4. Profile photo of inneridiot
    inneridiot Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    That stupid bitch! I would beat her ass!
  5. Profile photo of hknuddv
    hknuddv Male 13-17
    72 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    YUM
  6. Profile photo of Mitdylan111
    Mitdylan111 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    hknuddy: You have shamed your whole family.

    I Am Disappoint

  7. Profile photo of hknuddv
    hknuddv Male 13-17
    72 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    i couldnt help it
  8. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    ...this is why I don`t eat out anymore.
  9. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    "Our tasty moves are better than a chicken chow mein"

    oh wait

  10. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:19 pm
  11. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    Reason why I cook my own food...
  12. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    maybe it`s taken out of context?
  13. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Her face should be dunked into searing hot cooking oil. Her arms should then be twisted until just before they break so that any slight movement breaks them. Then she should have scalding water and very sharp needles thrown at her. Upon her arms breaking she should then be strapped by her legs to a tractor that would proceed to pull her (naked) over glass for one mile, then over lemon and salt for another mile. after this she should be made to spit until she dehydrates and dies.
  14. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    or she could be fired..
  15. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    What the Hell?

    Maybe she`s gonna spaz out.
    Maybe she`s gonna throw-up.

    That looks like a fail way of spitting. It looks weird.

    Picture needs true background story and not be open-ended for us to think the wtf`s.

  16. Profile photo of rogerroger
    rogerroger Male 18-29
    82 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    Pretty sure it`s chewing or bubble gum.
  17. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    This makes the skin on my arms crawl.
  18. Profile photo of Stuff_To_Do
    Stuff_To_Do Male 18-29
    194 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    "Her face should be dunked into searing hot cooking oil. Her arms should then be twisted until just before they break so that any slight movement breaks them. Then she should have scalding water and very sharp needles thrown at her. Upon her arms breaking she should then be strapped by her legs to a tractor that would proceed to pull her (naked) over glass for one mile, then over lemon and salt for another mile. after this she should be made to spit until she dehydrates and dies."

    You were the victim of "Disgusting Dominoes People", weren`t you?

  19. Profile photo of Stacks
    Stacks Female 18-29
    15 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Dextrine, you have some issues you need to work through, man :/

    BUT YES, picture is pretty freaking gross, I hope that her boss sees this!

  20. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    It`s "complEmentary" Fancy. not "complimentary", unless you`re hearing voices again and the chicken chow mein is actually praising you. Something that goes with something else COMPLEMENTS it.

    Da da dum da da dum de dah Grammar Nazi rides off into the sunset having saved us all once again

  21. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    i think the grammer nazi is funnier than this pic
  22. Profile photo of Lil_Viv
    Lil_Viv Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    ew!!!

    mabye (lets hope) its revenge for a CERTAIN person ;)

  23. Profile photo of Lil_Viv
    Lil_Viv Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    yea. i duno.
  24. Profile photo of jhe394
    jhe394 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    Lionhart is wrong, grammar nazi fail.
  25. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    Things like this really make me wonder why some people still feel the need to be asses to the people handling their food.
  26. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    god, i hate it when people say it`s "the fourth of july" it`s drating independence day.
  27. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    god, i hate it when people say it`s "the fourth of july" it`s drating independence day.
    --

    Aye, "Hey man it`s the fourth of July"
    Heeey no shiiiit!! Really?? You know what day it is! Good for you!! Would you like a cookie?

  28. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Complementary colors.
    Complimentary gift.

    ----

    Otherwise, that`s effing nasty and I hope that woman doesn`t have a job at Panda Express anymore.

  29. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Get fishy this 4th of July!!

    (Taken from a previous IAB post)

  30. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    Mmm, I hope she has swine flu. That would just be awesome.
  31. Profile photo of Metaphysics
    Metaphysics Male 13-17
    32 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Technically, Lionhart, due to the indeterminate nature of the word, it could be either "complimentary" or "complementary."

    Complimentary in this sense meaning without charge.
    Complementary in this sense meaning... going with? Doesn`t really work that much.


    Sorry, English nerd here.

  32. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    ewww. that`s gross.
  33. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    looks like somones`s job sucks! :D
  34. Profile photo of senia
    senia Female 18-29
    96 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    she swallows...
  35. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    and now i will post, and mariona will post


    im being sort of a jagweed right now...

  36. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    Dayum, so thats where swine flu came from
  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    > Metaphysics
    > Omgzelda
    > jhe394

    Learn your language then "English nerds". Complimentary does NOT mean "without charge", that`s COMPLEMENTARY, because it complements (goes with) something else. COMPLIMENT is to give or receive compliments, that is, nice words. Just because 99% of the ads you watch use the wrong word, doesn`t make it correct.

  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    Google
    WSU Edu
    Learn English - Common Mistakes
  39. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    yes lion! like the use of the word virtualy. o_O
  40. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    ugh >_<
  41. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    >shizzamX
    >nirosaki

    I would like to mention that my French teacher (who was born and raised to the age of thirty in Chartres and can therefore claim to be truly French) calls French independence day "le quatorze julliet" or "the fourteenth of July" as opposed to "Bastille Day." It`s not a stupid American thing to do, so please don`t act like it is. The people in the country are celebrating a specific DAY they feel needs to be remembered. Along the same line, you wouldn`t say "Today is the day terrorists flew planes into buildings in the US in 2001." you would say, "Today is September 11."

  42. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Always wanted to make out with an Asian.
  43. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    Maybe she saw some spit in the food, and is actually using her vacuum mouth power to suck it out. Didn`t think of that, did ya!? Huh!?
  44. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    *pokes lionhart*
    Scuse mean..I don`t mean to start anything but the dictionary says:
    com&#8901;pli&#8901;men&#8901;ta&#8901;ry
    &#8194;&#8194;/&#716;k&#594;mpl&#601;&#712;m&#603;nt&#601;ri, -tri/ Show Spelled Pronunciation Show IPA adjective, noun, plural -ries.
    Use complimentary in a Sentence
    –adjective
    1. of the nature of, conveying, or expressing a compliment, often one that is politely flattering: a complimentary remark.
    2. given free as a gift or courtesy: a complimentary ticket.
    –noun
    3. something given or supplied without charge, as lodging, transportation, or meals, esp. as an inducement to prospective customers.

  45. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    So Complimentary is meant like given as a gift, or as free? Right? I don`t know anymore. I really didn`t even know there was a complementary, that`s why I looked it up.
  46. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:13 am
    It`s nowhere near as harmful as half the crap they put into their products.
  47. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:17 am
    I`ll just deduct this from the $1.3 trillion we owe them.
  48. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:23 am
    SARS IS DEADLY
  49. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:26 am
    It looks more like she`s blowing a bubble with gum than spitting to me.
  50. Profile photo of aboredfool
    aboredfool Male 18-29
    123 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:28 am
    >_>
  51. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 3:17 am
    looks like gum in her mouth not spit...
  52. Profile photo of Buddahfinger
    Buddahfinger Male 30-39
    149 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:37 am
    Nope definitely saliva...
  53. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 4:42 am
    who said sars :O
    /me lockdowns the forum and burns everyone inside
    "its for your own good"
  54. Profile photo of 2otto2
    2otto2 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 7:29 am
    yeah, for the extra flavor - chef`s choice.
  55. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:22 am
    eiwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(
  56. Profile photo of ukbox
    ukbox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:53 am
    ugh thats sicker than fancys pics
  57. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:58 am
    lorlz
  58. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:36 am
    eww, and I just ate too. :(
  59. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:44 am
    Good thing when I eat asian food, they make it in front of me.
  60. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 10:36 am
    chickita china the chinese chicken..take a lick of a drum stick and your brain stops ticking
  61. Profile photo of Happydragon
    Happydragon Male 18-29
    14 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    stupid japanese. this is why i never eat japanese.
  62. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    it looks like shes chewing bubble gum and blowing a bubble idk tho kinda hard to tell that bubble gum looks like it tastes awful lol so it could be a nasty loogie
  63. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    nasty ass bitch.
  64. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    I wish this *unt would get the same thing that happened to those domino`s employees.
  65. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:49 am
    .... Disgusting - that is why, sometimes, homicide should be legal.
  66. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:14 am
    @happydragon
    it sez chinese on the post
    FAIL
  67. Profile photo of _-Laura-_
    _-Laura-_ Female 18-29
    14 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    That`s gum...
  68. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    i think she`s in the process of blowing a bubble with her gum..

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