Florida: Earth`s Dick [Safe For Work Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

We"ve read the new stories to back up the claim, but now that we have photographic evidence, can we all just admit it?
There are 110 comments:
Female 135
this seems a bit juvenile, doesn`t it... I mean this *was* funny back in 6th grade.
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Female 45
i don`t see it
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Female 165
Yeah, I don`t know if Florida itself is the dick, but I know the people that live here in FL sure are! >.<
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Female 160
For God`s sake can`t you kids stop thinking about penises for more that 30 seconds?? Jeez! And FYI that looks nothing like a penis and if that`s what you`re seeing everytime you pull your Underoos down to go wee wee then you`ve got a real problem.
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Male 312
Great, im sittin on the worlds largest penis. LoL, new orleans is the scrotom!
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Female 1,158
i`ve lived in florida my entire life, and i`ve never heard that.

gun, yes. dick, no.

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Female 1,120
Living in Florida my whole life, I have always been saying this and every one else here has also.
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Male 315
`I like living in Florida. The shape of the state makes it look like we`re pi$$ing on Cuba.`

hehe, Gallagher quote much XD

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Male 1,590
I like living in Florida. The shape of the state makes it look like we`re pi$$ing on Cuba.
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Female 2,674
SuperSmash, if there was a south east option there`d be no problem :P I put eastern because southern usually implies Georgia/Alabama/etc. The part of Florida I live in definitely isn`t southern, no southern accent or anything. If I lived in the parts with all the hicks with southern accents I`d put southern.
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Male 579
Too bad this is a bad shot to show, but anyway.. I used to live in the Florida Keys.. America`s sperm splurge...
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Male 369
yeah I vote that Norway and Sweden are more of a better looking pene
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Male 156
i agree with scorpio.. this is nothing we haven`t seen before.

but its a shame the state turned itself into such a joke. But there are still civil people everywhere you look.

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Female 397
little dick. big balls.
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Male 422
If the person who posted this has a dick like that then he has some real problems...go see a doctor
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Male 78
Norway looks more like a dong!
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Male 117
OMG, Florida is such a looser...
First it`s the dick of the world and then it doesn`t even look like one.
Double Fail for Florida!
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Female 343
Epic fail I-A-B. Looks NOTHING like one. Next please.
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Male 516
This looks NOTHING AT ALL like a dick
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Male 299
aaannddd... it looks nothing like a dick. really, if we are gonna call every longer than wide shape a dick, we might just as well just crawl back in to our caves and wait for the next asteroid impact to wipe us out.
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Female 190
I`m not seeing it.
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Male 1,164
VVV you should see mine it looks like a sealion... and yes i did say sealion
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Female 718
Not like any i`ve ever seen.
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Male 1,505
FrigginMo - Jesus Christ, why so uptight?
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Male 284
Sweden looks more dick-like. I call shenanigans on this!
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Male 266
I come here for the occasional gem, but normally it`s just weak, juvenile "humor" like this. DURHUR IT LOOKS LIKE A PENOR, GET IT. And the age ranges who love all over this crap are always "13 - 17." I wonder why.
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Female 59
Hahahaha

When I was looking at a map of Europe, if you look at Norway and Sweden, it sort of looks like a penis.

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Male 1,505
This goes a long way to explain a great many things.
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Female 169
Its been pierced too!
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Male 3,296
A bit childish, the penis size compared to the world I mean
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Female 572
OK moving on now....
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Female 2,289
Exactly. I always thought of flordia as the USA`s penis...

Thank god, I`m not alone.

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Male 8,302
> SuperSmash
> What`s all that white stuff near the tip?

CUMulus cloud??

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Male 3,755
I think it`s interesting how some people from Florida say they`re from Eastern US and some say Southern US.
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Female 72
"Yes, he definitely meant "live"; we all know there`s no LIFE in Florida."

OUCH... that really hurt me.

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Female 527
I`ll put that as my address on my next application.
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Male 8,302
> cleminem9919

Yes, he definitely meant "live"; we all know there`s no LIFE in Florida.

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Male 383
"Well. I guess I life in Earth`s dick."

I think you mean live on..... not life on...

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Male 602
Aw man, I thought we were going to get a picture of the Capitol building in tallahassee. Now there`s a dick and balls.
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Male 3,755
What`s all that white stuff near the tip?

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Male 76
Well. I guess I life in Earth`s dick.
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Male 1,623
"Also, Norway is and has always been the world`s dick."

I assume you are talking about Sweden and its testicular pal Finland?

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Male 1,381
this is what it would look like to accidentally float away from the Space Station.

imagine THAT skydive.

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Male 1,765
Also, Norway is and has always been the world`s dick.
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Male 1,765
I don`t know what conversation is going on here, but for the record, the metric system pwns all. Practically every country uses the metric system because it`s more practical and less bullsh*t.
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Male 7,378
Why does Canada`s national flag look like someone surrendering behind a maple leaf?
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Female 31
Oh wow... I had no idea i lived on a dick! That explains a lot, actually. :-P
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Male 55
Geogypsy - know why else elkingo`s link sucks?
It gave me a virus. (sad face) Well almost.
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Male 427
Zing!!
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Male 670
yeah what geogypsy said. the metric system is way better than the imperial system, and Canada`s healthcare is damn good compared to the american privatised healthcare system.
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Female 178
Florida is the Western Hemisphere`s dick
Korea is the Eastern Hemisphere`s dick

and as you would expect, the asian one is smaller.

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Male 2,549
7 Reasons Why Elkingo`s Link Sucked;

1.Canadians are acclimatized to four full seasons.
2. The metric system is based on factors of 10,you can`t get more simple than that!
3. While the American currency was practically worthless for decades after Independence, Canadian society didn`t have to eke out a living.
4. I didn`t realize that Americans think that only the rich deserve healthcare.
5. Yes we have oil, and lumber and clean water.. Oh, and we`re also the 9th largest Auto producers in the world. (Guess what type of cars we produce?)
6. `"I`d blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further."` ... and this would solve the terrorist problem how? Sounds like someone is still running on Bush`s agenda.
7. Yes, draft dodgers used to be a problem. They`d come here_ and we`d go fight in your wars...though this reflects poorly on Americans as well.

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Male 8,302
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The reason I mention this is that I just deleted 6 pre-posted comments, some from members who have been here long enough to know better (I`m looking at you, VorpalPointything). Technically, I should temp ban the writers, but I`m not doing that for something I consider not a biggie. But other mods may have a more serious reaction.

Be warned; if you pre-post, you run a risk.

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Male 11
...and i jizzed in the ocean
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Male 79
Honduras is America`s taint
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Male 2,229
"Canadia (its NOT Canada)..."

Dude, that`s backwards.

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Male 382
There is a reason Florida is the only state on Fark with its own tag.
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Male 7,933
"Americans and Canadians, can we please just join together in saying Mexico is like the Anus of North America?"

I`d rather join with Mexico.

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Male 1
mexico is the tits of north america. alas, breast cancer.
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Male 1,375
haha i want some honest answers!
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Male 670
of course we will. although im not sure about the stripper thing, im not exactly old enough.
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Male 4,807
We throw coins, sometime rolls of coins....LOL
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Female 11
LMAO!! this is the best conversation about canada!
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Male 485
Americans and Canadians, can we please just join together in saying Mexico is like the Anus of North America?
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Male 1,375
something ive always been curious about canada and i dont mean any disrespect by this but your form of one dollar is a coin correct? so when you go to a strip club in Canada to the strippers just get pelted with coins or do you guys resort to throwing fives due to the sh*tty situation
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Male 126
no, 90 percent of Americans do know where Canada is its just we dont notice you because you dont do anything
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Male 5,620
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Male 4,807
"there isn`t anything in Canada but snow, and monsters. Canada sucks. You just sit up there and look pretty like a hat should, eh?"

And so continues the saga of another american`s ignorance.

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Male 670
" yeah, canada is like an attic, you forget it`s up there 90 percent of the time. "

or 90% of you americans don`t know where it is.

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Male 372
We`re not a hat, we`re a toque, and America`s our soiled undergarments. :O OH SNAP!
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Male 48
yeah, canada is like an attic, you forget it`s up there 90 percent of the time.
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Male 5,620
Spirithound, there isn`t anything in Canada but snow, and monsters. Canada sucks. You just sit up there and look pretty like a hat should, eh?
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Male 814
really? c`mon. how about you just post any pic of the US. Florida is America`s wang, Baja California is America`s poo...or the other way around...either way America, look up. Canad`a bigger and we`re on top. If this was prison, you`d be our bitch.
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Female 1,412
lol. i thought it was funny...
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Male 5,620
From this angle, you can almost see the weird crap going on in Florida right now.
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Male 341
ooo wow a satellite picture of florida... sooooo cool... not
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Female 5,222
ew if thats the dick of america keep it away
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Male 138
this is really kind of a waste of a post...
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Female 299
more of a mouse skull.
no, not a penis.
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Male 3,425
Aaaw, come on. That doesn`t even look like... Wow, this picture sucks.
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Male 690
im lost
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Male 2,591
its not the earth`s dick because the earth is a chick. however, that -is- America`s big fat chode. USA! USA! etc..
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Male 817
And *snicker* Niagara Falls is its BUTT HOLE *tee hee*, and The Grand Canyon is its *chortle* BUTT CRACK, and the Odessa Meteor Crater is a big pock mark on its BUTT CHEEK *Guffaw* and *snicker* its having a THREESOME with Canada and Mexico!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, yeah. Not that funny.

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Female 192
I think Sweden looks more like a penis than this.
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Male 679
I must say it looks even less like a dick in this picture.
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Female 1,095
I don`t get it, everyone knows what Florida looks like, does this picture have something else I`m missing?
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Male 1,629
i have to agree with max normal
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Male 864
kinda looks like a dude hanging upside down... the face is profile on the left.
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Male 60
If my dick was shaped like that I would see a doctor.
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Male 394
Thursday, July 9, 2009 1:03:37 PM
fancylad what are you 10yrs old?

Agreed...

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Male 15,510

You have a problem when you see dicks everywhere

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Male 392
.... I live in florida :( Be nice!
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Female 168
I can`t say that even remotely looks like a dick.
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Male 4,151
fancylad what are you 10yrs old?
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Male 606
...mine`s bigger.
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Male 462
By the way, I think all of us have seen a picture of Florida before. Congrats Fancylad.
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Male 462
They prefer to be called the sunshine state.
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Male 10,855
Oh boy, people in Florida are not going to be happy about this.
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Male 190
There`s disney on your dick, world.
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Male 500
Nope, Florida is America`s dick (geographically rendering southern California Americas a*se. Scandinavia is Earths dick.
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Male 5,189
Florida needs to see a doctor. It`s dripping.
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Female 531
hahahahahaahahaha
im still laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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Male 4,807
Florida better go see a doctor about that spot!!
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Male 301
more like hanging balls
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Female 237
Please. Us Floridians have known this for a while. =p
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Male 318
look ma i can see my house!
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Male 2,121
Well I knew Florida was shaped like a humungous dick already...
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Male 1,375
ah yes and key west is the reservoir tip
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Female 531
HA! hahahahahaha
XD
i can`t stop laughing
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Male 20,827
Link: Florida: Earth`s Dick [Safe For Work Pic] [Rate Link] - We`ve read the new stories to back up the claim, but now that we have photographic evidence, can we all just admit it?
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