Florida: Earth`s Dick [Safe For Work Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

We"ve read the new stories to back up the claim, but now that we have photographic evidence, can we all just admit it?
There are 110 comments:
Female 135
this seems a bit juvenile, doesn`t it... I mean this *was* funny back in 6th grade.
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Female 45
i don`t see it
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Female 165
Yeah, I don`t know if Florida itself is the dick, but I know the people that live here in FL sure are! >.<
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Female 160
For God`s sake can`t you kids stop thinking about penises for more that 30 seconds?? Jeez! And FYI that looks nothing like a penis and if that`s what you`re seeing everytime you pull your Underoos down to go wee wee then you`ve got a real problem.
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Male 312
Great, im sittin on the worlds largest penis. LoL, new orleans is the scrotom!
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Female 1,158
i`ve lived in florida my entire life, and i`ve never heard that.

gun, yes. dick, no.

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Female 1,120
Living in Florida my whole life, I have always been saying this and every one else here has also.
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Male 315
`I like living in Florida. The shape of the state makes it look like we`re pi$$ing on Cuba.`

hehe, Gallagher quote much XD

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Male 1,590
I like living in Florida. The shape of the state makes it look like we`re pi$$ing on Cuba.
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Female 2,674
SuperSmash, if there was a south east option there`d be no problem :P I put eastern because southern usually implies Georgia/Alabama/etc. The part of Florida I live in definitely isn`t southern, no southern accent or anything. If I lived in the parts with all the hicks with southern accents I`d put southern.
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Male 579
Too bad this is a bad shot to show, but anyway.. I used to live in the Florida Keys.. America`s sperm splurge...
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Male 369
yeah I vote that Norway and Sweden are more of a better looking pene
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Male 156
i agree with scorpio.. this is nothing we haven`t seen before.

but its a shame the state turned itself into such a joke. But there are still civil people everywhere you look.

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Female 397
little dick. big balls.
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Male 422
If the person who posted this has a dick like that then he has some real problems...go see a doctor
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Male 78
Norway looks more like a dong!
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Male 117
OMG, Florida is such a looser...
First it`s the dick of the world and then it doesn`t even look like one.
Double Fail for Florida!
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Female 343
Epic fail I-A-B. Looks NOTHING like one. Next please.
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Male 516
This looks NOTHING AT ALL like a dick
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Male 299
aaannddd... it looks nothing like a dick. really, if we are gonna call every longer than wide shape a dick, we might just as well just crawl back in to our caves and wait for the next asteroid impact to wipe us out.
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Female 190
I`m not seeing it.
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Male 1,164
VVV you should see mine it looks like a sealion... and yes i did say sealion
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Female 718
Not like any i`ve ever seen.
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Male 1,505
FrigginMo - Jesus Christ, why so uptight?
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Male 284
Sweden looks more dick-like. I call shenanigans on this!
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Male 266
I come here for the occasional gem, but normally it`s just weak, juvenile "humor" like this. DURHUR IT LOOKS LIKE A PENOR, GET IT. And the age ranges who love all over this crap are always "13 - 17." I wonder why.
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Female 59
Hahahaha

When I was looking at a map of Europe, if you look at Norway and Sweden, it sort of looks like a penis.

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Male 1,505
This goes a long way to explain a great many things.
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Female 169
Its been pierced too!
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Male 3,296
A bit childish, the penis size compared to the world I mean
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Female 572
OK moving on now....
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Female 2,289
Exactly. I always thought of flordia as the USA`s penis...

Thank god, I`m not alone.

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Male 8,302
> SuperSmash
> What`s all that white stuff near the tip?

CUMulus cloud??

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Male 3,756
I think it`s interesting how some people from Florida say they`re from Eastern US and some say Southern US.
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Female 72
"Yes, he definitely meant "live"; we all know there`s no LIFE in Florida."

OUCH... that really hurt me.

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Female 527
I`ll put that as my address on my next application.
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Male 8,302
> cleminem9919

Yes, he definitely meant "live"; we all know there`s no LIFE in Florida.

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Male 383
"Well. I guess I life in Earth`s dick."

I think you mean live on..... not life on...

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Male 602
Aw man, I thought we were going to get a picture of the Capitol building in tallahassee. Now there`s a dick and balls.
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Male 3,756
What`s all that white stuff near the tip?

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Male 76
Well. I guess I life in Earth`s dick.
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Male 1,623
"Also, Norway is and has always been the world`s dick."

I assume you are talking about Sweden and its testicular pal Finland?

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Male 1,381
this is what it would look like to accidentally float away from the Space Station.

imagine THAT skydive.

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Male 1,765
Also, Norway is and has always been the world`s dick.
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Male 1,765
I don`t know what conversation is going on here, but for the record, the metric system pwns all. Practically every country uses the metric system because it`s more practical and less bullsh*t.
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Male 7,378
Why does Canada`s national flag look like someone surrendering behind a maple leaf?
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Female 31
Oh wow... I had no idea i lived on a dick! That explains a lot, actually. :-P
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Male 55
Geogypsy - know why else elkingo`s link sucks?
It gave me a virus. (sad face) Well almost.
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Male 427
Zing!!
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Male 670
yeah what geogypsy said. the metric system is way better than the imperial system, and Canada`s healthcare is damn good compared to the american privatised healthcare system.
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Female 178
Florida is the Western Hemisphere`s dick
Korea is the Eastern Hemisphere`s dick

and as you would expect, the asian one is smaller.

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Male 2,549
7 Reasons Why Elkingo`s Link Sucked;

1.Canadians are acclimatized to four full seasons.
2. The metric system is based on factors of 10,you can`t get more simple than that!
3. While the American currency was practically worthless for decades after Independence, Canadian society didn`t have to eke out a living.
4. I didn`t realize that Americans think that only the rich deserve healthcare.
5. Yes we have oil, and lumber and clean water.. Oh, and we`re also the 9th largest Auto producers in the world. (Guess what type of cars we produce?)
6. `"I`d blow that place up before those Satan-worshiping French terrorists spread their hate any further."` ... and this would solve the terrorist problem how? Sounds like someone is still running on Bush`s agenda.
7. Yes, draft dodgers used to be a problem. They`d come here_ and we`d go fight in your wars...though this reflects poorly on Americans as well.

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Male 8,302
REMINDER - PRE-POSTING.

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Viewing those posts while they`re in the shortlist still isn`t wrong - hell, its the site`s fault for having them accessible to those who can find them. But there IS a rule against "pre-posting", that is, posting comments on something that isn`t officially on IAB yet. Don`t know why its against the rules, doesn`t seem so bad to me, but its there and a rule is a rule.

The reason I mention this is that I just deleted 6 pre-posted comments, some from members who have been here long enough to know better (I`m looking at you, VorpalPointything). Technically, I should temp ban the writers, but I`m not doing that for something I consider not a biggie. But other mods may have a more serious reaction.

Be warned; if you pre-post, you run a risk.

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Male 11
...and i jizzed in the ocean
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Male 79
Honduras is America`s taint
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Male 2,229
"Canadia (its NOT Canada)..."

Dude, that`s backwards.

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Male 382
There is a reason Florida is the only state on Fark with its own tag.
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Male 7,933
"Americans and Canadians, can we please just join together in saying Mexico is like the Anus of North America?"

I`d rather join with Mexico.

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Male 1
mexico is the tits of north america. alas, breast cancer.
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Male 1,375
haha i want some honest answers!
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Male 670
of course we will. although im not sure about the stripper thing, im not exactly old enough.
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Male 4,807
We throw coins, sometime rolls of coins....LOL
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Female 11
LMAO!! this is the best conversation about canada!
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Male 485
Americans and Canadians, can we please just join together in saying Mexico is like the Anus of North America?
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Male 1,375
something ive always been curious about canada and i dont mean any disrespect by this but your form of one dollar is a coin correct? so when you go to a strip club in Canada to the strippers just get pelted with coins or do you guys resort to throwing fives due to the sh*tty situation
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Male 126
no, 90 percent of Americans do know where Canada is its just we dont notice you because you dont do anything
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Male 5,620
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Male 4,807
"there isn`t anything in Canada but snow, and monsters. Canada sucks. You just sit up there and look pretty like a hat should, eh?"

And so continues the saga of another american`s ignorance.

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Male 670
" yeah, canada is like an attic, you forget it`s up there 90 percent of the time. "

or 90% of you americans don`t know where it is.

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Male 372
We`re not a hat, we`re a toque, and America`s our soiled undergarments. :O OH SNAP!
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Male 48
yeah, canada is like an attic, you forget it`s up there 90 percent of the time.
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Male 5,620
Spirithound, there isn`t anything in Canada but snow, and monsters. Canada sucks. You just sit up there and look pretty like a hat should, eh?
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Male 814
really? c`mon. how about you just post any pic of the US. Florida is America`s wang, Baja California is America`s poo...or the other way around...either way America, look up. Canad`a bigger and we`re on top. If this was prison, you`d be our bitch.
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Female 1,413
lol. i thought it was funny...
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Male 5,620
From this angle, you can almost see the weird crap going on in Florida right now.
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Male 341
ooo wow a satellite picture of florida... sooooo cool... not
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Female 5,222
ew if thats the dick of america keep it away
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Male 138
this is really kind of a waste of a post...
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Female 299
more of a mouse skull.
no, not a penis.
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Male 3,425
Aaaw, come on. That doesn`t even look like... Wow, this picture sucks.
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Male 690
im lost
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Male 2,592
its not the earth`s dick because the earth is a chick. however, that -is- America`s big fat chode. USA! USA! etc..
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Male 817
And *snicker* Niagara Falls is its BUTT HOLE *tee hee*, and The Grand Canyon is its *chortle* BUTT CRACK, and the Odessa Meteor Crater is a big pock mark on its BUTT CHEEK *Guffaw* and *snicker* its having a THREESOME with Canada and Mexico!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, yeah. Not that funny.

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Female 192
I think Sweden looks more like a penis than this.
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Male 679
I must say it looks even less like a dick in this picture.
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Female 1,095
I don`t get it, everyone knows what Florida looks like, does this picture have something else I`m missing?
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Male 1,629
i have to agree with max normal
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Male 864
kinda looks like a dude hanging upside down... the face is profile on the left.
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Male 60
If my dick was shaped like that I would see a doctor.
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Male 394
Thursday, July 9, 2009 1:03:37 PM
fancylad what are you 10yrs old?

Agreed...

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Male 15,510

You have a problem when you see dicks everywhere

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Male 392
.... I live in florida :( Be nice!
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Female 168
I can`t say that even remotely looks like a dick.
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Male 3,578
fancylad what are you 10yrs old?
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Male 606
...mine`s bigger.
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Male 462
By the way, I think all of us have seen a picture of Florida before. Congrats Fancylad.
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Male 462
They prefer to be called the sunshine state.
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Male 10,845
Oh boy, people in Florida are not going to be happy about this.
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Male 190
There`s disney on your dick, world.
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Male 500
Nope, Florida is America`s dick (geographically rendering southern California Americas a*se. Scandinavia is Earths dick.
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Male 5,190
Florida needs to see a doctor. It`s dripping.
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Female 531
hahahahahaahahaha
im still laughing
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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Male 4,807
Florida better go see a doctor about that spot!!
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Male 301
more like hanging balls
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Female 237
Please. Us Floridians have known this for a while. =p
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Male 318
look ma i can see my house!
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Male 2,121
Well I knew Florida was shaped like a humungous dick already...
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Male 1,375
ah yes and key west is the reservoir tip
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Female 531
HA! hahahahahaha
XD
i can`t stop laughing
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Male 19,865
Link: Florida: Earth`s Dick [Safe For Work Pic] [Rate Link] - We`ve read the new stories to back up the claim, but now that we have photographic evidence, can we all just admit it?
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