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Date: 07/12/09 12:41 PM

29 Responses to Family Sues Genie

  1. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Link: Family Sues Genie - For the last time you can`t get unlimited wishes
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 12:46 pm
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    you need an exorcist not legal action
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    TheFriedCoke Male 13-17
    111 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Face it, genies can`t coexist with humans.
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    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    I kept looking at the date of the article to make sure it didn`t say April 1st.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    It won`t load for me.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Hooray! Middle Eastern stupidity finally reaches the level of American stupidity!
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    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    That genie just got SERVED! the legal sense.
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    stifler Male 30-39
    165 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    Q: What do they expect to get when they win the case?

    A: Three wishes.

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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    i`m sure the genie has an awesome lawyer
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    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    Some times, and quite often too i might add, humanity just makes me sad but this is just something extra. First off even believing some stupid poo like this jinni nonsense is just baffling, but what do they expect to achieve by taking a goddamn spirit to court!? And how reasonable is it to assume that if two people come to you and ask you to gtfo, they must be some trick played out by a spirit? What freaking century are you living in!?
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    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    This is outrageous. The Jinni has right too, you know. The house belongs to him. He was there first. For centuries, I might add. If anything, He should sue them for squatting on his land.

    I propose we set up a donation link to help fund his legal bills. Just put the money in my accounts, and I`ll be on my way to saudi arabia.

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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    Fairy Tales are in Islamic law? Don`t doubt that.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    fabarati, i totally agree
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    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Okay, let`s let the prank-calling broad off the hook and lock this guy up for tying up the legal system with a buncha crap.

    ...if he gets the Djinn in court, I`m putting in for a job managing this guy at a modest 10% because he`s going to be uber-rich.

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    surprise, the guy doesn`t want to be named. who could have seen that coming?
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    if they do find this genie, i say they sue him for all he`s got...of course getting the genie to court is going to be a bitch
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    How do they expect to coerce the genie to appear in court?
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    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    Wouldn`t be hard to get him to court... just take his lamp with you.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    If there`s something strange in your neighborhood who you gonna call?

    Your lawyer!

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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    Genie: THREE wishes? Yeah, sure. Here`s how it works. You get ONE wish, and you get two choices: you can be super rich or super smart. Now, make up your mind; I don`t have all day.

    Guy: I guess I`d like to be super smart.

    Genie: Okay, fine...^poof^

    Guy: Damn, I should have taken the money.

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:38 am
    This HAS to be a joke...
    It`s like the guy who tried to sue God. Twice.
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    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 5:46 am
    Jeenkies! Sounds like a mystery! Come on gang!

    Ruh row..8(

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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 9:11 am
    i dont understand who exactly they are suing the town or the ghost and if its the ghost what exactly are they going to get out of it? are they going to send casper down to play with their children? im lost
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    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 9:48 am
    I guess there are idiots everywhere.
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    rainbowsquid Female 18-29
    34 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Muslims really believe in Djinn. They`re real to them. It`s confusing, but they believe that humans were made of earth, and Djinn were made of fire, we can`t see them but they can see us. I don`t know what they`d hope to gain from suing such a creature... If they actually practiced Islam rather than just living in an Islamic culture they`d do an exorcism... no offense...but muslims are crazy. i`ve known a few... and they don`t respect women, and their belief in djinn as actual beings is absurd.
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    mark6587 Male 18-29
    6 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:16 am
    sounds like the story behind bedlam in goliath to me
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    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 2:25 am
    **I guess there are idiots everywhere.**

    What he said. Well done, StudentOfMan.

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