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Date: 07/24/09 12:02 PM

62 Responses to Evolution of Douchebag [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Link: Evolution of Douchebag - Take that, creationists!
  2. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    Why did he suddenly become fat and pale skinned, then go back again at the end?
  3. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    um these guys are backwards
  4. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    lukas beat me too it lol
  5. Profile photo of Nimeskern
    Nimeskern Male 13-17
    25 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    how is this poking at creationists? maybe i don`t get it..
  6. Profile photo of TrampyMan
    TrampyMan Male 18-29
    124 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    does it evolve backwards or forwards? It looks like backwards to me...
  7. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Another question might be is, why are they at a pool, when the ocean is a few feet away (look at background)?
  8. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    TrampyMan, it`s showing how man evolves into a douchebag, so the human to ape way which you think is backwards is actually correct.
  9. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    its inverted

    also its not funny

  10. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    "Another question might be is, why are they at a pool, when the ocean is a few feet away (look at background)? "

    you havent been to the ocean much have you?

    Its really tough to swim in the ocean, you sort of just waddle there. What must people do is go to the beach and then go to the pool

  11. Profile photo of meckONE
    meckONE Male 18-29
    24 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    amd the ocean is salty..
  12. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
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    July 24, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    The ocean`s filled with salt and sand and mineral junk.

    You know how your hair and your skin kinda feel dried out when you get out of a chlorine pool? And your eyes sting a little?

    Well, SALT IN YO EYES burns. And you walk out feeling like you just rolled over sandpaper repeatedly. And you`re covered with a fine mist of salt and sand, and it`s in your hair.

    Swimming at most beaches is really not all it`s cracked up to be.

  13. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    Wack- you`re ok and all...but that`s the point.

    We`re taking a Eurocentric/Anthropocentric inspired graph and turned it into somthing to demonstrate douchebaggery.

    But nah, it`s not as funny as it should.

    But still, why the pool as a backdrop?

  14. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Probably the pool cause they were there and had an idea... Do you really think these guys came up with this THEN went to the pool?

    Let`s start thinking guys.

  15. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    #2 and #4 should switch.
  16. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    omg ppl, stop argueing about freaking salt in the ocean and laugh about the damn pic, for christ sake!
  17. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    wtf, gax is right.........laugh
  18. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Seems more like the devolution of swimsuit size to me...
  19. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Number 4 looks like Rick Mayall
  20. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    i don`t understand why you alla re picking on beaches. i LOVE swimming at beaches. i love the gritty sandy feeling.
  21. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    "#2 and #4 should switch."

    I agree

  22. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    um no
  23. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    I don`t get it.
  24. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    How is this an evolution of the douchebag?? where is his tan-in-a-can and the skanks fawning all over him? and where is that "i`m such a badass" smirk that I could slap all day? if he doesn`t have any of the above qualities, he`s not that bad.
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    > "Take that, creationists!"

    But this photo was CREATED by someone, wasn`t it? Or are you suggesting the photo spontaneously came into being from a pile of mud that mutated?

  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    Dammit, Lion...
  27. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Man, creationists are the biggest retards in the world. Even handicapped people outweigh them in mental capacity.
  28. Profile photo of Hergs
    Hergs Male 18-29
    98 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    Lion is proving everyone wrong. Its funny and sad at the same time...
  29. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Lionhart is on a roll. :-)
  30. Profile photo of BoeZo
    BoeZo Male 18-29
    76 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    I dont get it
  31. Profile photo of glowing_toe
    glowing_toe Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    at least we have hair now
  32. Profile photo of JTrevor
    JTrevor Male 18-29
    64 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    Aretsuku-kun- That was pretty uncalled for. `Fraid you`re not doing much at the moment to prove you evolved. :)

    Try talking sometime to an intelligent creationist (read: someone who can defend that position; yes, they do exist). Or, better yet, someone who can defend a belief in creation AND evolution. You might learn something useful. Or at least have a good laugh.

    *First and only post--not wanting to perpetuate a flame war*

  33. Profile photo of bunniesRus
    bunniesRus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    that was great
  34. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    haha i love how the swim trunks also decrease in size.
  35. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    pretty sure the first guy looked like more of a douche. I think it`s backwards
  36. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Haha! XD
  37. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    I agree that the biggest douche is the first guy.
  38. Profile photo of som-tam
    som-tam Male 18-29
    714 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    4 middle age men, 2 wearing football shorts: englishmen on holiday in thailand... (just a guess)
  39. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    I count four douches and no signs of evolution anywhere. Fact is, that looks a lot like Louisiana in some areas.
  40. Profile photo of stupidemail
    stupidemail Male 30-39
    115 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    I don`t get it.
  41. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    lmao
  42. Profile photo of xxlrd69
    xxlrd69 Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 24, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    uhhm o.o
  43. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 12:50 am
    Wow... Douche bags! XD
  44. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 1:01 am
    de evolution
  45. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 4:24 am
    Yes, somebody DID create the picture. But they didn`t ACTUALLY create the picture. You follow?? It`s deep, I know.
  46. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 4:59 am
    this picture is very educational. but it is missing the final and most important step.


    now just mentally picture these guy at the end of the chain and there u go

  47. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 6:01 am
    But this photo was CREATED by someone, wasn`t it? Or are you suggesting the photo spontaneously came into being from a pile of mud that mutated?

    Have you ever looked for shapes in clouds, Lion? I mean, look at this one shaped like Great Britain. Purely by chance.

  48. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 8:32 am
    Someone did create it. BUT DID THEY REALLY CREATE IT?

    ~ Tommy Nooka

  49. Profile photo of potter4lyfe
    potter4lyfe Female 13-17
    6 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 10:27 am
    almightybob1, he might be talking about the fact that the PHOTO was made by somebody. Not the POSE. The photo didn`t just be natural. I may be wrong, but that`s what I think.
  50. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Lmao ,not at that pic but at the one in dragosals` post.
  51. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    "But this photo was CREATED by someone, wasn`t it? Or are you suggesting the photo spontaneously came into being from a pile of mud that mutated?"

    lion, are you a christian? if so, you worship an evil god. and if i ever meet that bastard, i`ll kick his ass.

  52. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    why do we argue. i just think that this photo is drating retarded.
  53. Profile photo of kboxx
    kboxx Female 18-29
    57 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    I think this picture is awesome, mmk. :)
  54. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    wow, lets have a forum debate, that always ends well...
  55. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Evolution of douchebag? idk if that really fits... Definitely evolution of something, though.
  56. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    douchebags can be real douchebags sometimes...
  57. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    July 26, 2009 at 6:06 am
    Wow. . . what a let down - I thought this was going to actually be funny. . . or relevant to creationism.

    Hell, they could`ve at least been attactive :/

  58. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    July 26, 2009 at 6:09 am
    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd - Lion won this thread! :D
  59. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    lol more like douche train
  60. Profile photo of emdasilva
    emdasilva Female 18-29
    4 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    lol um, am i the only one who noticed that they are lined up in the wrong direction? this makes it look like they are de-evolving... or was that the point?
  61. Profile photo of bettiewest23
    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 11:36 am
    Yeah, I think that was the point.

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