Evolution of Douchebag [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Funny

Take that, creationists!
There are 62 comments:
Female 133
Yeah, I think that was the point.
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Female 4
lol um, am i the only one who noticed that they are lined up in the wrong direction? this makes it look like they are de-evolving... or was that the point?
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Male 427
lol more like douche train
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Female 1,436
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd - Lion won this thread! :D
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Female 1,436
Wow. . . what a let down - I thought this was going to actually be funny. . . or relevant to creationism.

Hell, they could`ve at least been attactive :/

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Male 311
douchebags can be real douchebags sometimes...
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Female 673
Evolution of douchebag? idk if that really fits... Definitely evolution of something, though.
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Female 282
wow, lets have a forum debate, that always ends well...
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Female 57
I think this picture is awesome, mmk. :)
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Male 308
why do we argue. i just think that this photo is drating retarded.
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Male 4,793
"But this photo was CREATED by someone, wasn`t it? Or are you suggesting the photo spontaneously came into being from a pile of mud that mutated?"

lion, are you a christian? if so, you worship an evil god. and if i ever meet that bastard, i`ll kick his ass.

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Female 864
Lmao ,not at that pic but at the one in dragosals` post.
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Female 6
almightybob1, he might be talking about the fact that the PHOTO was made by somebody. Not the POSE. The photo didn`t just be natural. I may be wrong, but that`s what I think.
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Female 390
Someone did create it. BUT DID THEY REALLY CREATE IT?

~ Tommy Nooka

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Male 4,290
[quote]But this photo was CREATED by someone, wasn`t it? Or are you suggesting the photo spontaneously came into being from a pile of mud that mutated?[/quote]

Have you ever looked for shapes in clouds, Lion? I mean, look at this one shaped like Great Britain. Purely by chance.

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Male 1,629
this picture is very educational. but it is missing the final and most important step.


now just mentally picture these guy at the end of the chain and there u go

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Male 976
Yes, somebody DID create the picture. But they didn`t ACTUALLY create the picture. You follow?? It`s deep, I know.
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Male 690
de evolution
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Male 480
Wow... Douche bags! XD
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Female 1
uhhm o.o
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 115
I don`t get it.
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Male 712
I count four douches and no signs of evolution anywhere. Fact is, that looks a lot like Louisiana in some areas.
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Male 714
4 middle age men, 2 wearing football shorts: englishmen on holiday in thailand... (just a guess)
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Male 3,755
I agree that the biggest douche is the first guy.
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Female 779
Haha! XD
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Male 1,918
pretty sure the first guy looked like more of a douche. I think it`s backwards
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Female 130
haha i love how the swim trunks also decrease in size.
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Female 179
that was great
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Male 64
Aretsuku-kun- That was pretty uncalled for. `Fraid you`re not doing much at the moment to prove you evolved. :)

Try talking sometime to an intelligent creationist (read: someone who can defend that position; yes, they do exist). Or, better yet, someone who can defend a belief in creation AND evolution. You might learn something useful. Or at least have a good laugh.

*First and only post--not wanting to perpetuate a flame war*

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Female 55
at least we have hair now
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Male 76
I dont get it
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Male 17,512
Lionhart is on a roll. :-)
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Male 98
Lion is proving everyone wrong. Its funny and sad at the same time...
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Male 308
Man, creationists are the biggest retards in the world. Even handicapped people outweigh them in mental capacity.
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Female 15,763
Dammit, Lion...
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Male 8,302
> "Take that, creationists!"

But this photo was CREATED by someone, wasn`t it? Or are you suggesting the photo spontaneously came into being from a pile of mud that mutated?

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Female 187
How is this an evolution of the douchebag?? where is his tan-in-a-can and the skanks fawning all over him? and where is that "i`m such a badass" smirk that I could slap all day? if he doesn`t have any of the above qualities, he`s not that bad.
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Female 190
I don`t get it.
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Female 572
um no
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Male 814
"#2 and #4 should switch."

I agree

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Male 1,220
i don`t understand why you alla re picking on beaches. i LOVE swimming at beaches. i love the gritty sandy feeling.
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Male 13,630
Number 4 looks like Rick Mayall
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Male 505
Seems more like the devolution of swimsuit size to me...
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Female 2,509
wtf, gax is right.........laugh
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Male 815
omg ppl, stop argueing about freaking salt in the ocean and laugh about the damn pic, for christ sake!
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Male 1,220
#2 and #4 should switch.
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Male 864
Probably the pool cause they were there and had an idea... Do you really think these guys came up with this THEN went to the pool?

Let`s start thinking guys.

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Female 4,225
Wack- you`re ok and all...but that`s the point.

We`re taking a Eurocentric/Anthropocentric inspired graph and turned it into somthing to demonstrate douchebaggery.

But nah, it`s not as funny as it should.

But still, why the pool as a backdrop?

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Female 1,427
The ocean`s filled with salt and sand and mineral junk.

You know how your hair and your skin kinda feel dried out when you get out of a chlorine pool? And your eyes sting a little?

Well, SALT IN YO EYES burns. And you walk out feeling like you just rolled over sandpaper repeatedly. And you`re covered with a fine mist of salt and sand, and it`s in your hair.

Swimming at most beaches is really not all it`s cracked up to be.

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Male 24
amd the ocean is salty..
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Male 7,933
"Another question might be is, why are they at a pool, when the ocean is a few feet away (look at background)? "

you havent been to the ocean much have you?

Its really tough to swim in the ocean, you sort of just waddle there. What must people do is go to the beach and then go to the pool

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Male 2,855
its inverted

also its not funny

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Male 3,425
TrampyMan, it`s showing how man evolves into a douchebag, so the human to ape way which you think is backwards is actually correct.
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Female 9,558
Another question might be is, why are they at a pool, when the ocean is a few feet away (look at background)?
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Male 124
does it evolve backwards or forwards? It looks like backwards to me...
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Male 25
how is this poking at creationists? maybe i don`t get it..
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Male 5,189
LOL! Good lul there.
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Male 2,388
lukas beat me too it lol
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Male 2,388
um these guys are backwards
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Male 3,425
Why did he suddenly become fat and pale skinned, then go back again at the end?
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Female 1,780
Link: Evolution of Douchebag [Pic] [Rate Link] - Take that, creationists!
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