Close Encounter With Scary Massive Octopus [Vid]

Submitted by: blackmind 8 years ago in Science

Just imagine what the tentacle-porn fetishists from Japan could do with this baby.
There are 47 comments:
Male 2,552
Wow. That was amazin. I wanna do that... But i can`t, for medical reasons. Poo.
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Female 101
Wow, it`s so beautiful! I would love to be hugged by one of those, It would feel so strange.

Oh and Batmanners, leave poor Revolder alone. Not everyone speaks perfect English. God I hate grammar Nazi idiots who tell everyone that they aren`t being a grammar Nazi. A grammar Nazi is someone who corrects someone else`s spelling and grammar because they believe that they are better and smarter then the person they`re correcting, to give themselves a sense of power. Also they do it in the most arse hole way they possibly can and usually humiliate the person they are `attacking`. Personally I call them E-bullys, they are no better then a high school bully. That`s what you did, therefor you are a grammar Nazi. :)

Sorry everyone for going over bored a bit, I`m just sick of people getting away with it.

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Female 1,306
*octopus glomp!*

also, 1:54-2:17 was kewl. ^_^

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Male 1,381
Sashimi that biah. Give me some wasabi, white rice, and soy sauce?

OM NOM NOM NOM

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Male 34
Oh my hat! I lost my cigs...
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Male 1,375
dude bump that damn world you scary!
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Male 606
Was the tentacle porn reference really necessary?
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Male 73
"Oh my HAT!"
LMAO! That was by far the best bit of that video!
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Female 2,220
"Oh my HAT"

Wtf? who says that...

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Male 7,933
the eye can see into my soul
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Male 8,300
Actually, I`m more afraid of the Blue-Ringed Octopus found along the Oz shoreline, they`re only small, about 1 oz in weight, and carry enough venom to kill 26 adults within 2-3 minutes. Oh, and they camouflage themselves to whatever they`re resting on so you can`t see them until they get aroused. Basically, if you see the rings turn blue, its too late to save yourself.

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Male 8,300
Batmanners, be nice :-) Besides, he means "Christ, the octopus is the one animal of which I`m the most afraid"
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Male 4,004
"Christ, the octopus is the one animal i`m the most afraid of:("

As opposed to the five animals you`re the MOST afraid of. Not being a grammar nazi, just pointing out the redundant use of "one" when you used the word "most" in the sentence. It simply indicates that the object of the sentence (Octopus) is ranked #1 in your "Top Ten Animals I`m Afraid Of".

That, or you meant that the octopus is the only animal you`re afraid of. But then you have to think about things like scorpions, rattlesnakes, rabid badger batallions, leprosy spreading koalas and last, but not least, Spider Monkeys on a Tugboat (My idea for a snakes on a plane sequel).

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Male 748
Oh my hat... was just stolen by an octopus.
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Male 190
Christ, the octopus is the one animal i`m the most afraid of:(
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Male 439
The eye, oh my god the EYE! Really though, kind of cool. The eyes were a bit freaky though.
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Male 174
Ho bra! get plenty taco poke in da kine !
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Female 4,028
I swear, octopuses are not of this earth!
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Male 382
The giant squid are feeding off the coast of Cali again..quick grab your fishing gear! Mmmmmm...calamari.(sorry not pulpo but still made me hungry).
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Male 478
OM NOM NOM!!!
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Male 1,666
And I thought I had trouble getting a tiny octopus off my head
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Male 1,505
When it stretched out above the cameraman, my first thought was `Wow! That would make a great hat!`
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Male 5,189
He`s all chillin at the bottom of that sea.
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Male 57
BEAUTIFUL! animal. Got to love that ocean. Full of wonder and majestic animals.

Enter the humans to fugg it all up.

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Male 1,164
*watches in awe*

i love mother nature in all her splender... now lets kill it o we can find out what it tastes like and use the rest of it for alternative medicines HOORAY! drat you PETA

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Male 427
Octopus in the neighbourhood!!! (name that reference!!!)
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Male 1,825
oh.my.hat?
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Female 961
hmmm, sushi. anyway, yeah i love octopuses. there so....so....weird?
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Female 163
i want an octopus so bad i can taste it. now i want sushi.
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Male 1,064
-insert zoidberg sounds here-
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Male 220
The Giant Pacific Octopus is supposed to be quite shy and kind of friendly if it does decide to check you out, according to the diving people I know around here in Vancouver. I heard that divers used to seek them out to wrestle them, but it`s so stressful for the Gian Pacific Octopus that it usually goes to hide and die.
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Male 2,344
Lol, I saw this a long time ago on youtube...first thing I thought at the end was "Oh my...Hat?"
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Male 121
@turnshroud
Yes, that makes you a drating freak.
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Male 346
I would poop myself and roll into the fetal position. That guy was was acting like it was nothing.
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Male 165
looks delicious.
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Male 2,582
I think the cameraman must have downed a bottle of NyQuil before filming this.
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Male 15,510
Nature strikes back!
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Male 75
Oh yeah, the octopus was pretty awesome too.
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Female 4,225
That is one big octopus

Is it weird that I want to catch it, then cook up some octopus?

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Male 75
I remember in year 4, I had a teacher who absolutely b*llocked somebody for saying "Oh my god", because she was a complete religious nut, and she was pretty old, so maybe he had the same teacher, and she mentally scarred him or something. Then again, he could just have a fetish for hats or something.
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Female 131
aliachloe, unless there was a freak gust of wind and said hat blew away, no it is not normal British slang. You would be laughed at for the remainder of the week :)
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Male 7,933
somebody please kill it now
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Male 378
IAB info could have been better
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Male 722
LOLWUT @ "Oh my hat"
I`ve never heard that before xD
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Female 654
Nah, probably religious people were pissy about the mis-use of `OH MY GOD` all the time and they had to censor or something *shrugs*

Still funny though.. I might use it.

`OH, MY, HAT.`

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Female 198
"Oh my hat!"
lmao
Is that normal British slang?
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Male 694
Link: Close Encounter With Scary Massive Octopus [Vid] [Rate Link] - Just imagine what the tentacle-porn fetishists from Japan could do with this baby.
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