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Date: 07/20/09 01:26 PM

101 Responses to Cleverest Homeless Sign Yet [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Link: Cleverest Homeless Sign Yet - You gotta love this hobo`s outside-the-box thinking.
  2. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    It no worky.
  3. Profile photo of scalawag
    scalawag Male 18-29
    160 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    I bet you a dollar I can!
  4. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    I love it.
  5. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    that hobo is my hero!
  6. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Hobo win?
  7. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    This is awesome, very creative.
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    H! I saw a homeless guy with a sign like that in Portland once!
  9. Profile photo of arsonisbad
    arsonisbad Male 18-29
    33 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Hobo fail. Stole it from this hobo who did this years ago
  10. Profile photo of inspiteofu
    inspiteofu Female 18-29
    17 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    =] lol
  11. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    i wonder if people actually throw quarters at him O.o
  12. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    that`s awesome! way to go hobo dude! fight the economy!
  13. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    the fact that there is more then one hobo with the same sign really saddens me..
  14. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    The joke with this sign is that people take a quarter, put it in their pocket and hit them with a baseball bat.

    They had a quarter on them.

  15. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    awesome
  16. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    you know most homeless people cant read or write and they get others to write their signs for them. at least its true here in romford
  17. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    maybe he should pick a larger amount of money, "i bet you cant fold a 20$ bill into a plane and hit me with it"
  18. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Oh yeah, bet with what? Oh that`s right, YOUR BROKE!
  19. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    title should say "most clever"
  20. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    he`s not actually homeless, look at his shirt.
    He is just an average Oakland Raiders fan
  21. Profile photo of xoTreesha
    xoTreesha Female 13-17
    77 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Unless he gets a stupid person that actually throws one at him, he won`t be too successful. Haha..
  22. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Hehe. Smart hobo. Lol.
  23. Profile photo of bunniesRus
    bunniesRus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    EPIC
  24. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Haha. Out of the box. >>
  25. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    What if a pro pitcher for a baseball team doesn`t like hobo`s and has a bad day and see`s him? LOL. Could you imagine his face when he gets pelted by a quarter going 98 Mph. XD
  26. Profile photo of ak47mybut2
    ak47mybut2 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    "he`s not actually homeless, look at his shirt.
    He is just an average Oakland Raiders fan"

    Because homeless people can never own a Raiders T-Shirt

  27. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    i`d totally throw a quarter at him :D
  28. Profile photo of bellasmommyx
    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    WIN!
  29. Profile photo of lem0n
    lem0n Female 18-29
    55 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    ""he`s not actually homeless, look at his shirt.
    He is just an average Oakland Raiders fan"

    Because homeless people can never own a Raiders T-Shirt "

    I think you missed their point. They are saying that the average raiders fan is homeless. Durka derr.

  30. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    "OH YEAH? Well I`ll hit you with this here gold bar then! That`ll teach ya!"
  31. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    How about a 100 dollar bill?
  32. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Leme dust off my 1990 internets, yup, this is old :)
  33. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    Why do I have a feeling at least 5 people ran and googled "homeless signs" and have submitted them already...
  34. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    our hobos are lucky here. we have loonies and toonies ($2.00) here in canada..
  35. Profile photo of korinondacob
    korinondacob Female 13-17
    47 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    He just wants to go the Jack In The Box in the background.
  36. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    I bet I could throw a handful over that fence!
  37. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    [email protected]
  38. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Nope but I bet I can attach a one dollar bill to some fishing line and make you run
  39. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    I bet I can hit you with a rock.
  40. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    that`s not funny spartakitty =(
  41. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    So if I DO hit him, he loses the bet and has to pay me instead? Sheet I`ll stand a foot away from him and make a fortune.
  42. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    i bet i could hit you with a bullet....
  43. Profile photo of cruzanmon
    cruzanmon Male 18-29
    6 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Raiders` fans are really ruff.
  44. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Hahaha. Go homless dude!
  45. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    He just wants some of that Jack in the Box in the background. That`s all.
  46. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Dumb homeless, Ill wrap my quarter on a 20$ and It will hit you for sure
  47. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    DAMN HOBO! I CAN HIT YOU WITH 10 QUARTERS. WHAT NOW?
  48. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    i would have given him a buck for being so clever
  49. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    ive seen that before.
  50. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    I`d chunk a quarter at his forehead. It`s for a good cause. Alcoholism is a disease and he needs his medicine.
  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    "So if I DO hit him, he loses the bet and has to pay me instead? Sheet I`ll stand a foot away from him and make a fortune."

    Lion, are you a lawyer?

  52. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    When I was in Orlando on the high way, we came off one of the ramps into little intersection where a homeless man was receiving money. We we on our way to a club, the guy driving was a total junkie- doesn`t do much more than smoke pot, do pills and drink. We pulled up closer to the light and the driver looked at the homeless guy and yells "Get a job, Retard!" The irony? Maybe he could get a job if he could take a shower, buy nice clothes, and quit smoking crack, oh and maybe (the driver) wouldn`t end up in the same position if he would quit doing opiates.
  53. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    ILL SHOW YOU, HOMELESS MAN
  54. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    iim sure i have said this before on here, but one time i was in the city (thats what long islanders call new york city, because thats the only one around), and i saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "need money for beer, drugs, and hooker" (notice the lack of plural for hooker).

    of course i gave him a dollar

  55. Profile photo of CHiLLx562
    CHiLLx562 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    wtf i C this dude around frisCo.
  56. Profile photo of invader0tal
    invader0tal Female 13-17
    46 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    Saw this on IYLYL. :/
  57. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    lmao smart guy
  58. Profile photo of boone
    boone Male 18-29
    121 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    I`ll see your challenge, good man. Just let me get in a few practice throws with these rocks.
  59. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    I don`t think that this is clever at all. Though he probably won`t sustain an injury any worse than what he`s doing to himself already.

    (The really clever ones are the girls asking for tampon money because women will instantly feel compelled to help out. Not only are women inclined to give more to a panner, but feminine hygiene products can be quite expensive.)

  60. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    Lemme try with a roll of quarters.
  61. Profile photo of Ace2309
    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    Ill try with a mills bomb!
  62. Profile photo of PyroX7
    PyroX7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    Ive seen that a million times
  63. Profile photo of kcpd2050
    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    July 20, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    I would take a quarter and shoot it with a wrist sling shot through his head. Homeless people who refuse to work and get their pathetic lives together are so endearing. Lets smile as we look at their cute signs. I could almost smell the urine as i gazed at this failure.
  64. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:11 am
    I dunno, I`m a pretty good shot with fractions.
  65. Profile photo of TripleNipple
    TripleNipple Female 18-29
    68 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:32 am
    @ kcpd2050 - It`s not always as easy as just picking yourself up and getting a job, Not every Homeless person refuses to work.
  66. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 1:42 am
    Honestly, have you ever seen a homeless person who you`d would hire to work for you?
    I`m pretty sure most interviews would end as soon as the address was asked.
  67. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 1:43 am
    Get it? Hobo? Outside the box?

    *ba dum tish!*

  68. Profile photo of SkewedVision
    SkewedVision Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 1:53 am
    Dude this guy is awesome. I saw him the other day coming home from an Oakland A`s game. Unfortunately I did not have any money, he definitely deserved some.
  69. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 4:57 am
    That kind of invites people to try hitting him with other stuff tho
  70. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:28 am
    Hahaha, that made my smile :D

    I`m all happy now.

  71. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:30 am
    Oh. After reading kcpd`s comment, I`m suddenly all depressed. Thanks for taking it so seriously killjoy.
  72. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:54 am
    WOW kcpd cant be any more stupid, heartless or wrong, homeless people CANT get jobs because they cant afford clothes, homes, or even FOOD! whatthedrat is your problem KCPD you intolerant ASSH0LE!
  73. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:29 am
    so much i love dating people o other ethnic races, i dont like spammer...banhammer please?
  74. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:56 am
    kcpd...your a knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing conservative.
  75. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 8:32 am
    kcpd - u understand nothing.
  76. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 8:55 am
    Finally!!!a homeless guy i wont be ashamed to bring home to the family! :D
  77. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 8:56 am
    This guy is awesome.
  78. Profile photo of Ninjagamer12
    Ninjagamer12 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 9:12 am
    He is no longer a hobo. He is a win-hobo
  79. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 9:24 am
    The trick is to glue the quarter to something heavy.
  80. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Chalange accepted...*ding*damn.....*ding*damnit
    *ten hours later*
    *ding*...aggh!!!....ok wait here i need to go change this fifty!!
  81. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Ninjagamer12
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    7 Posts Tuesday, July 21, 2009 9:12:16 AM
    He is no longer a hobo. He is a win-hobo

    you fail

  82. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    What if the homeless man is ALbert Wesker from RE5? THen what?
  83. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Ninjagamer12
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    7 Posts Tuesday, July 21, 2009 9:12:16 AM
    He is no longer a hobo. He is a win-hobo

    you fail

    How about...win-o LOL

  84. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    lol I`d give him money;p
  85. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    clever.
  86. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    sweet
  87. Profile photo of _LaCrYmOsA_
    _LaCrYmOsA_ Female 13-17
    56 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Hell, I`d give him money just for coming up with that! Total WIN!
  88. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    lol awesome
  89. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    I`ll bet you a quarter I won`t
  90. Profile photo of portal2121
    portal2121 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    haha, that`s pretty neat. I`d give a quarter.
  91. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    i`d go to the arcade and get like 20 bucks worth or quarters just to prove him wrong!
  92. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:02 am
    I`ll try with pennies, and then stand next to him later on in the day cause after using up all my pennies I`ll be just as broke. STUPID ECONOMY hurry up and be fixed so I can go back to spending money like an idiot on things I will never need. I`m looking at you ps3, wii, big tv, etc....
  93. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 5:33 am
    Oh noes <(_ _)> reverse psychology in action <.< !!! Must... resist... throwing.... quarter.... at... screen.....
  94. Profile photo of Jayessey
    Jayessey Female 13-17
    36 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:22 am
    I`d give him 5 dollars cause that sign is so awesome.
  95. Profile photo of jakeyboy69
    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:55 am
    Lol, what a good idea, i might pretend i`m homeless and do that, this man is a genius!
  96. Profile photo of dmoonme1
    dmoonme1 Female 60-69
    1 post
    July 23, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Too bad they don`t make 50cent pieces any more.
  97. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 25, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Is "Cleverest" a real word?
  98. Profile photo of fbsword
    fbsword Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    repost?
  99. Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 31, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    That sign is awesome!
  100. Profile photo of sweatpeanis
    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    November 26, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    The title of this post makes me want to hit somebody.

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