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Date: 07/04/09 03:20 PM

105 Responses to Brittany Will Help You Get Things Done [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 11:24 am
    Link: Brittany Will Help You Get Things Done - She cleans, baby sits, runs aarons, and...
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    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    The last option sounds good to me.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Wow, she`ll run my Aaron for me!
  4. Profile photo of pinkslipper
    pinkslipper Female 18-29
    64 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    haha aarons ... wow
  5. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Ha ha!
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    skruffer2 Male 18-29
    58 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    she`s 22 and can`t even spell errands or correctly write out her ad "For a small fee you name it and all do it" seems like the last options all she really can do.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    I wouldn`t trust this girl to wipe her own arse. Sure, here, take my baby and look after her for the day! What could possibly go wrong?

    Also skruffer, Happy First Post. Welcome to IAB, grab yourself a cold one.

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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    I wouldn`t let Brittany take out my recycling, let alone hand over a child to her, or trust her to feed my pets...
  9. Profile photo of captainkat
    captainkat Female 13-17
    159 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    maybe she meant "running aarons" as in "running my mouth over your butt hole"
  10. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    aarons...dumb bitch
    blow job made me lol
    i`d ring her up and just scream down the phone
    "SEX!!!!"
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    American?
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    She gives my name a bad reputation.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    she aint running my aaron...ill slap her if she tries..


    bitch

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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    lol @ Running Aaron`s.

    Not someone I would let babysit my kids.

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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    "and all do it"
    NO NO NO...its and I`LL DO IT!!!
    and its not Aaron`s you retard...its errands!!!
  16. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    She doesn`t read much.
  17. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    How much you want to bet she is Blond?
  18. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    you don`t run aarons.. you run errands..
  19. Profile photo of stankilla
    stankilla Male 18-29
    123 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    Blow Jobs?? Really?
  20. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    maybe she meant she make Aaron run, lol
  21. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    so she does what teaches track? Just only to guys named Aaron?
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    She sounds so easy
  23. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    Lol, I find the "running aaron`s" part funnier than the BJ. Cause you know some jackass just came along and added the last line, but Brittany really believes you call it running "aaron`s." At 22...you really should know how to spell that!
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    pepperpotts Female 18-29
    24 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    haha she does the same thing at the end of the paragraph: "For a small fee, you name it all do it" all = I`ll ???

    spelling fail

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    Lil_Fitz Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    But I need help with my English homework. Can you help with that?

    "all do it!"

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    enirroc Female 18-29
    94 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Haha, bad grammar and someone`s added to the list, isn`t that great?
  27. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    lol "aarons".
  28. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    I agree with ghostofme.

    Though I probably would have been the jack ass to add in blow jobs after seeing her bad grammar on something that is supposed to look professional.

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    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    ...This girl is 22? I would have guessed 14. Not that the jackass who added that last item on the list is any more mature than that.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    With a name like Brittany, I`m sure she`s a blond.
  31. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    definetly a blonde!! whats her number and address?
  32. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    The "Aarons" thing made me laugh more than the blowjob thing XD
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    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Oh, just caught it.

    "You name it and ALL do it"

    Maybe she`s esl?

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    unseen Female 18-29
    82 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    What a drating idiot.
  35. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    That`s Brittany from Daria right?
  36. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Yeah robotobunneh, I found it funnier too.

    Especially if you make it SEXUAL!
    HAHA!

  37. Profile photo of aaron538
    aaron538 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    what kind of idiot writes it like aarons. p.s. thats my name
  38. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    "what kind of idiot writes it like aarons."

    A Stupid Idiot, that`s what kind!

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    "you don`t run aarons.. you run errands.."

    Captain Obvious to the rescue, da da da daaa! What would we do without you, Captain Obvious?

  40. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    She can`t help you with your English paper, but you need help with that mean English professor? She`ll calm him right down...
  41. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    I lol`d.
  42. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    as someone named Aaron, i take offense! ..not really, I lol`d..

    (not really at the being offended part)

  43. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    I`m not as much put off by the last item on the list as much as the whole `running Aaron`s` thing I mean...c`mon what`s with the apostraphe chick?
  44. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    Id totally hire, she seems too dumb to realize all the incredibly hard poo you are making her do.
  45. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    lol, and the "all" mistake
  46. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    I`m sure we all know the mistakes in this flyer. There`s no need to state the obvious.
  47. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    DemonDice, if you don`t state it... how do you expect people who dont know to ever learn?

    Incorrect spelling
    "For a small fee you name it and all do it!"

    Correct spelling
    "For a small fee, you name it and I will do it!"

    Btw, I`m french.
    "Pour une petite somme, vous le dite et je le ferais!"

  48. Profile photo of lilhawk2892
    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    roof my house... bitch
  49. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    groogle, I speak French and you actually made a typo you said "Pour une petite somme, vous le dite et je le ferais!" no `s` in `ferai` because it`s future...`ferais` is more conditional `i would` =p but i`m just nitpicking on ya.
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    lol all do it xD

    Ok, wow, could`ve been funnier

    "Act like im your girlfriend"
    "Help level your wow account to 80"
    idk

  51. Profile photo of thevssranger
    thevssranger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    I approve. Where can I find this Brittany?
  52. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    Well I *was* looking for someone who wanted to DM a 3.5 game with a Fiendish Codex theme.... where`s the number?
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    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    I love "and all do it" and the fact that she does "Aarons".
    I wonder if she would tutor little kids. XD
  54. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    I`m kinda shocked and amazed this pic (I found) was accepted. Certainly had better submissions in the last 30 days that didn`t make it.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 12:28 am
    i would like to hit her in the head with some iron re bar. it`ll either kill her or make her smarter, either way, we can`t lose.
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    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 12:29 am
    do you need me to run aaron`s for you? Cuz all do it!
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    Concordia19 Female 13-17
    68 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 12:31 am
    sad girl she can`t spell errands or realize that I`ll and all are not interchangeable.
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    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 12:51 am
    `i would like to hit her in the head with some iron re bar. it`ll either kill her or make her smarter, either way, we can`t lose. `

    Practical solutions for everday problems

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    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 12:57 am
    lol...`running aaron`s` is funnier than the added blow job...
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    DarkMonkey Female 18-29
    62 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 2:22 am
    lmfao `you name it and all do it`

    Do people not proofread anymore?!

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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 2:23 am
    lol aarons? i pray to god thats a spell check error, otherwise shes in big trouble...
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 2:24 am
    >DarkMonkey
    Reading the forums/newspapers/letters/signs today, it would appear that, no, most people don`t anymore. Sad.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 2:27 am
    >Groogle
    Really? French? I thought you`d be Quebecois!
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    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 2:37 am
    Wow I just found out that there`s an actual word "aaron"... although it has nothing to do with "errand". XD
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    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 2:45 am
    I like how the comments section of this particular post is full of Captains Obvious.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 3:00 am
    She`s hired!
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    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 3:14 am
    "Running Aaron`s?" Running Aaron`s what?

    I wouldn`t trust someone with such bad spelling/grammer with my kids or pets.

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    portal2121 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 3:43 am
    forget "Running Aaron`s". Look at the last thing on the list :o
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    yourneighbor Male 13-17
    53 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:00 am
    I can`t believe a twenty-two year-old would be that stupid... "Running Aaron`s"... seriously?!... not to mention that the first sentence is a run-on, and numbers below one-hundred (i. e. twenty-two) are supposed to be spelled out in full. Why doesn`t the school system hold back kids who are obviously (I`ll say it nicely) slow?
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:00 am
    "I like how the comments section of this particular post is full of Captains Obvious. "

    Bit of a predictable comment there apermal. Could see that coming yesterday.

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    Anizeb Male 13-17
    41 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 6:03 am
    Has LD, wants LD? WOOTWOOT.
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    mallorymae Female 13-17
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    July 5, 2009 at 6:45 am
    i guess you can`t trust drvenkman seeing as he can`t spell grammar, either. lol. all do it, too ;)
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    bunniesRus Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2009 at 6:53 am
    hehehehe love it when people bomb those
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    danthew Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2009 at 7:15 am
    "I can`t believe a twenty-two year-old would be that stupid... "Running Aaron`s"... seriously?!... not to mention that the first sentence is a run-on, and numbers below one-hundred (i. e. twenty-two) are supposed to be spelled out in full. Why doesn`t the school system hold back kids who are obviously (I`ll say it nicely) slow?"

    Numbers below 100 are supposed to be spelled out?? WTF?? Why does the US school system keep creating grammar (I`ll say it nicely) Nazis?

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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2009 at 7:20 am
    she would never admit it but for the right amount of money she would probably do that as well.
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    kevinmiller0 Male 18-29
    171 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 9:18 am
    You name it and all do it! How about... in the butt?
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2009 at 9:24 am
    i agree with danthew....i am in late high school and never heard of the "numbers under 100 must be spelled out" rule....who said this? btw...to piss off said rule makers....69....42...and four hundred and twenty...and i guess six hundred and sixty six........hurumph!
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    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 9:51 am
    "Running Aaron`s?" That is pretty terrible. Not only is "errands" an elementary vocabulary word, but there`s a possessive apostrophe where there shouldn`t be one, though she doesn`t make that mistake anywhere else.
    I don`t know what these folks are on about with "numbers under 100 should be spelled out." I`ve never heard of that before, ever. In some cases, like perhaps if you`re writing an academic text, all numbers should be spelled out. But not on an ad for miscelleaneous services.
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    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Needs more witty.
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    copernicus Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Actually, yourneighbor, you`re incorrect. According to the AP Stylebook, one should:

    -Spell out numbers one through nine
    -Write out numbers 10 and up in Arabic numerals (1, 2, 3, etc.)
    -ALWAYS use Arabic numerals for ages and percentages

    So, in conclusion, since she is 22 in this context is an age, she should write it as-is. Even if it wasn`t, it is grammatically correct because it is over 10.

    Where you might be mistaken, yourneighbor, is that you spell out a number if it comes first in a sentence. For example:

    Thirty people went to my party this Saturday.
    This Saturday, 30 people attended my party.

    In a sentence, all numbers should be in the same form:

    There were 15 dogs, 5 cats, and 2 chickens.
    There were fifteen dogs, five cats, and two chickens.

    NOT: There were 15 dogs, five cats, and two chickens.

    Your school, however, might have different expectations in relation to papers.

    Source: Reading the AP Stylebook
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    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 11:01 am
    NightHack, running `aarons` is a reference to Brittany going out with Aaron Carter.
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    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Wasn`t that satisfying.
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2009 at 11:28 am
    copernicus, wrong place to preach that stuff.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2009 at 11:46 am
    Put me down for cleaning and blowjobs...
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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    I have an Aaron that needs running. I just have no idea how to do so
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    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    "you name it and all do it", she`ll probably put your laundry in the oven.
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    I`ll do it not All do it. Maybe she added that :)
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    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    I`d have totally done the same graffiti.

    and isn`t it `running errands` not `running Aarons`

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    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    I`ll pay her to go take a few English classes.

    Seriously....Aaron`s?

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    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Where the freak is Aaron?! We need to go run him so he uses the bathroom NOT on the carpet.
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    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    Call the grammar police, STAT!
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    icecream2269 Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    hahahahahaha
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    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Oh dear, Brittany cannot help you with your English homework however.
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    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 8:29 am
    How much for a half and half? I`d like you to clean half my apartment and organize the other half.
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    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    hahaha, but wait...

    Running "Aaron`s"

    Would it be Errands and without the apostrophe?

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    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    That`s sexist...she only caters to guys.
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    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Well She runs Aaron`s... That`s cool but what if my dogs name is Arron? Hahaha
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    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    `aaron`s`
    she had it coming
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    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    Poor Aaron. Must be a stressful life having Brittany running him all day.

    As for the numbers thing...yes, i`ve been told many times by teachers that numbers should be spelled out, but they usually left it at numbers under 20. Idk. But unless it`s an academic text or a novel, writing "22 year old" is completely acceptable. And preferable, even.

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    Sk8rboiself Male 13-17
    9 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:39 am
    Why is everyone talking about her grammar mishap when some guy wrote "Blow Job" in sharpie? lmao funny. But then again she did drat up by misspelling poo. She did that on her own xD
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    Sk8rboiself Male 13-17
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    July 7, 2009 at 2:39 am
    wtf poo? I meant shat xD
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    The_Waz Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2009 at 9:22 am
    LOL. i wouldn`t pay her to take care of my babies ( I don`t have any) but she cant even spell errands correctly...it makes one wonder
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    mattj19 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    I believe she also meant "I`ll do it" instead of "all do it"
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