Aussie Sailors Set Up Sex Contest Aboard Ship

Submitted by: raph 8 years ago in
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8134596.stm

Extra points for pool tables and lesbians? Is this honestly a surprise to anyone?
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Male 11,739
Wait.......Australia has a navy? Wow.
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Male 251
Maddog, i`d have to say that that comment was damn near the funniest thing i`ve seen here today
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Male 914
just love how the ship`s name is "success"...lol...
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Female 2,927
didn`t they learn anything from the tail hook incident we had.
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Male 3,369
Lionhart2
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[ Delete Post ] Sunday, July 05, 2009 9:44:44 PM
There were two 15 yo girls around town a few years back everyone called "The Margarine Sisters" (cause they spread so easily); every time a ship came in they`d have a competition to see who could do the most sailors. Guess what one of them died of?
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A car accident?

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Male 3,425
Ah yeah, that was a goooood weekend. And I made 600 AUD. Good times...
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Male 2,148
REBEL: That`s called situational homosexuality. This isn`t the right situation, however, because there are apparently women on the ship.
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Male 2,510
nice!
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Male 345
Ten bucks says the ugly ones dropped the dime...
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Female 397
who cares.
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Male 477
Actually I`m surprised there WASN`T anything bout them gettin some man on man action. I have lots of friends who`ve been in the Navy and they all say the same thing - On a submarine, 180 men go down and 90 couples come up.
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Male 230
*surprise
Darn your bad editing, Fancy! I have a rep as a Grammar Nazi to uphold!
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Male 3,147
We just used to get points in the air force rather than cash... when it was pick a pig night, the uglier the girl you dared sleep with, the more points.

wasn`t really a competition i went all out to win though tbh.....

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Male 197
That`s all well and good mr. articlewriter... but the real story? WHO WON?!?
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Male 8,300
There were two 15 yo girls around town a few years back everyone called "The Margarine Sisters" (cause they spread so easily); every time a ship came in they`d have a competition to see who could do the most sailors. Guess what one of them died of?
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Female 179
thats mess up but funny i guess its better then them all going gay tho i think
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Male 2,125
It`s a surprise to me. I thought all sailors were gay.
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I thought so, too. This is news to me.

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Male 10,855
This is half as crazy as the Lisa Nowak scandal. But definetly not as isolated.
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Male 3,755
The politician was probably getting his junk grinded on at a strip club or flying to South America to be with his mistress when he got the call about this.
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Male 3,431
Typical of politicians and media outlets to act indignant and shocked about this. You have a ship full of men between the ages of about 18 and 40 and they`re stuck on board for weeks at a time away from their families, do you Really expect them to just put their junk away and forget about it?
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Male 8,300
> "Is this honestly a suprise to anyone?"

It`s a surprise to me. I thought all sailors were gay.

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Male 7,933
this seems pretty normal from the navy. i know much weirder stories
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Male 3,755
I think this whole thing was just an overt attempt to hide the fact that all the males were boinking each other while nobody was looking.
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Male 1,347
so... who won?
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Female 214
"Good to hear they`re "probing" this. "

~They just want to find out who won.

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Male 3,755
"Are lesbians... fakes?"

I don`t know about everyone, but Anne Heche was a huge fake. I`m pretty sure Lindsay Lohan is too. It seems like women can claim to be lesbian and then change their mind. Doesn`t work the same way with guys.

Good one, Maddog. I just hope it didn`t take too long to think of it.

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Male 3,915
iluvpink13 has a point...it`s their own fault if they are promiscuous...
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Male 3,369
Well the boats allready full of seamen so their halfway there!

Ba dum!

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Female 654
Are they really lesbians if they like to have sex with guys too?

Are lesbians... fakes?

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Female 1,412
this made me laugh. i wasnt offended. if a woman sleeps with a guy randomly, its her fault for sleeping with him voluntarily.
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Male 1,918
kewl
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Male 386
My friend in military college told me they do this except they write down points instead of actual cash. They do it by the rank of the woman, or the rank of her father if he is also in the army.
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Male 108
Lesbians are always more points..duh
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Male 5,189
LAWLS
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Male 346
I didn`t know they let straight people into the navy... (IM KIDDING)
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Male 208
`Sex with a lesbian`

Wait, wuts? I thought lesbians only had sex with women.
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Thus, the added challenge

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Female 654
`Sex with a lesbian`

Wait, wuts? I thought lesbians only had sex with women.

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Female 115
Good to hear they`re "probing" this.
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Male 868
In the NAVY...
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Male 1,825
that happened at a pool in my area between a bunch of columbian lifeguards. they got more points for american girls than foreigners.
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Male 1,718
Lol on a pool table with two lesbians. I win thankyou.
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Male 230
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