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Date: 07/05/09 03:24 PM

42 Responses to Aussie Sailors Set Up Sex Contest Aboard Ship

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    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 4:26 am
    Link: Aussie Sailors Set Up Sex Contest Aboard Ship - Extra points for pool tables and lesbians? Is this honestly a surprise to anyone?
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Lol on a pool table with two lesbians. I win thankyou.
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    that happened at a pool in my area between a bunch of columbian lifeguards. they got more points for american girls than foreigners.
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    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    In the NAVY...
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    Ailyn_Vel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Good to hear they`re "probing" this.
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    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    `Sex with a lesbian`

    Wait, wuts? I thought lesbians only had sex with women.

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    Spearman113 Male 18-29
    209 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    `Sex with a lesbian`

    Wait, wuts? I thought lesbians only had sex with women.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Thus, the added challenge

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    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    I didn`t know they let straight people into the navy... (IM KIDDING)
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    Bullish Male 30-39
    108 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    Lesbians are always more points..duh
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    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    My friend in military college told me they do this except they write down points instead of actual cash. They do it by the rank of the woman, or the rank of her father if he is also in the army.
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    kewl
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    this made me laugh. i wasnt offended. if a woman sleeps with a guy randomly, its her fault for sleeping with him voluntarily.
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    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Are they really lesbians if they like to have sex with guys too?

    Are lesbians... fakes?

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    Well the boats allready full of seamen so their halfway there!

    Ba dum!

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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    iluvpink13 has a point...it`s their own fault if they are promiscuous...
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    "Are lesbians... fakes?"

    I don`t know about everyone, but Anne Heche was a huge fake. I`m pretty sure Lindsay Lohan is too. It seems like women can claim to be lesbian and then change their mind. Doesn`t work the same way with guys.

    Good one, Maddog. I just hope it didn`t take too long to think of it.

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    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    "Good to hear they`re "probing" this. "

    ~They just want to find out who won.

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    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    so... who won?
  19. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    I think this whole thing was just an overt attempt to hide the fact that all the males were boinking each other while nobody was looking.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    this seems pretty normal from the navy. i know much weirder stories
  21. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    > "Is this honestly a suprise to anyone?"

    It`s a surprise to me. I thought all sailors were gay.

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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Typical of politicians and media outlets to act indignant and shocked about this. You have a ship full of men between the ages of about 18 and 40 and they`re stuck on board for weeks at a time away from their families, do you Really expect them to just put their junk away and forget about it?
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    The politician was probably getting his junk grinded on at a strip club or flying to South America to be with his mistress when he got the call about this.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    This is half as crazy as the Lisa Nowak scandal. But definetly not as isolated.
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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    It`s a surprise to me. I thought all sailors were gay.
    ==================================================

    I thought so, too. This is news to me.

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    bunniesRus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    thats mess up but funny i guess its better then them all going gay tho i think
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    There were two 15 yo girls around town a few years back everyone called "The Margarine Sisters" (cause they spread so easily); every time a ship came in they`d have a competition to see who could do the most sailors. Guess what one of them died of?
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    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    That`s all well and good mr. articlewriter... but the real story? WHO WON?!?
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 3:22 am
    We just used to get points in the air force rather than cash... when it was pick a pig night, the uglier the girl you dared sleep with, the more points.

    wasn`t really a competition i went all out to win though tbh.....

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    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 6:07 am
    *surprise
    Darn your bad editing, Fancy! I have a rep as a Grammar Nazi to uphold!
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    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 6:18 am
    Actually I`m surprised there WASN`T anything bout them gettin some man on man action. I have lots of friends who`ve been in the Navy and they all say the same thing - On a submarine, 180 men go down and 90 couples come up.
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    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 7:33 am
    who cares.
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    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 7:58 am
    Ten bucks says the ugly ones dropped the dime...
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 9:07 am
    nice!
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 9:37 am
    REBEL: That`s called situational homosexuality. This isn`t the right situation, however, because there are apparently women on the ship.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 11:15 am
    Ah yeah, that was a goooood weekend. And I made 600 AUD. Good times...
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 11:35 am
    Lionhart2
    Male, 40-49, Australia
    3909 Posts
    Sunday, July 05, 2009 9:44:44 PM
    There were two 15 yo girls around town a few years back everyone called "The Margarine Sisters" (cause they spread so easily); every time a ship came in they`d have a competition to see who could do the most sailors. Guess what one of them died of?
    --------------------------------------------------

    A car accident?

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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    didn`t they learn anything from the tail hook incident we had.
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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    just love how the ship`s name is "success"...lol...
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    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    Maddog, i`d have to say that that comment was damn near the funniest thing i`ve seen here today
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:24 am
    Wait.......Australia has a navy? Wow.

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