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Date: 07/12/09 03:00 PM

90 Responses to Atheist Melon

  1. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:14 am
    Link: Atheist Melon - Proof that there is no God?
  2. Profile photo of LoveMexicola
    LoveMexicola Female 13-17
    140 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    "Well it`s probably some random mutation in the watermelon`s genetics.. oh wait no! Not that!"

    I saw this on TV last week and this line had me laughing for a long time after the sketch had finished xD Absolutely brilliant.

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    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    LMAO at the end.
  4. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    Hehe, i rofled at the end
  5. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Fantastic video.

    Que Debate?

  6. Profile photo of vE
    vE Male 18-29
    127 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    lolz what scares me is that atheists will think it shows how silly religion is when really it shows how both atheists and christians (or any other religion) are just two sides of the same coin.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    July 12, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    vE
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    89 Posts
    Sunday, July 12, 2009 3:18:59 PM
    lolz what scares me is that atheists will think it shows how silly religion is when really it shows how both atheists and christians (or any other religion) are just two sides of the same coin.
    -------------------------------------------------

    Errr no. Not really!

  8. Profile photo of Xutar
    Xutar Male 13-17
    154 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    I kind of have a problem with vE generalizing atheists from a single video... By definition an atheists is just someone who thinks that there is no God. Which Id hardly call "just another side of the same coin". QUIT BEING HUMAN AND TRYING TO SHOEHORN THINGS INTO CATEGORIES OR EXTREMES
  9. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    hahahahaha that was pretty good
  10. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Whether it`s just for laughs or not, there WILL be a heated debate on here anytime soon.
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    I believe what I want to believe.
    You believe what you want to believe.
    End of debate. Funny video though.
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    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    The punchline was pretty strong.
    "-Well there is probably some random mutation in the melon`s genetics.
    -Oh no, wait, not that!"
  13. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Pretty nice! I *could* get into a long post about theism and atheism, but who really cares - it`s the internetz for fuc*ks sake.
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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    it should have just been a typical melon with nothing in it. then it would have been like:
    "LOOK! I`ve found NOTHING in this melon!
    it must be a sign!"
  15. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    "Pretty nice! I *could* get into a long post about theism and atheism, but who really cares - it`s the internetz for fuc*ks sake."

    FOLLOW THIS EXAMPLE!!!

  16. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Heh mass debate...gettit...yeah its funnier at 1 in the morning :(
  17. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    The day someone actually looks for proof of anything in food...well they kinda deserve what they get.
  18. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    lol no debating hee hee....
  19. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Nothing to debate, really. Random messages from God (or lack of) in fruits or any other sources should not waver nor strengthen anyone`s faith.

    It`s all in your heart.

    Punchline = win.

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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    I`m happily surprised!
  21. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    I once ate Christ through a wafer.
    Does that count?
  22. Profile photo of xattributex
    xattributex Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    This = Hilarious.:)

    Although just through pondering..wouldnt words in a fruit (if taken seriously) be more paranormal rather than proof of non-paranormal? (rhetorical question...)

    lol..

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    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    I loved the sarcasm.
  24. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    i love Mitchell & Webb :D
  25. Profile photo of Alcalientre
    Alcalientre Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    @ xattributex
    That`s the whole point.
  26. Profile photo of Indo
    Indo Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    theres no proof on either side, everyone is crazy
  27. Profile photo of xattributex
    xattributex Male 18-29
    144 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    @ Alcalientre

    I was under the impression that the point was a fruit being undeniable proof that there was no God, and the hilarious outcome if so, you know.. being a satire on the catholic church seeing Mary in toast and whatnot..
    Thanks for playing..though..:)

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    themetalhead Female 13-17
    155 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    hahaha, the ending was awesome.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    cheeky bastards
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    Bridget49 Female 13-17
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    July 12, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    The laugh track kind of ruined it...
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    habbazoot
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    July 12, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    loved it.
    especially the genetics part XD

    *prays no flamewar is going on*

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    YLE Female 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    lol silly people letting inanimate objects rule their lives. of course i`m one to talk, since i suffer withdrawal when i`m away from the computer too long...sad day
  33. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Hah! Fantastic end.
  34. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    ATHEIST FIVE!!
  35. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    That made me happy!
  36. Profile photo of Flared24
    Flared24 Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    good thing it`s true
  37. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    is it a sign there is no god or that he has a really good sense of humor?
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    The priest is my favorite. Must be hard to keep all those dogmas straight...
  39. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    hahah, awesome
  40. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
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    July 12, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    No one does comedy like the Brits. Hats off to you!
  41. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    kinda pretentious meh.
  42. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    "This melon blows my tomato out of the water."
    Funniest quote, IMO.
  43. Profile photo of Jmsword88
    Jmsword88 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    That didnt meet my expectations.
  44. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    I had crackers in the shape of Jesus` face.


    I saw Jesus` face.
    Does that count?

  45. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    atheists dont believe in miracles
  46. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    "By definition an atheists is just someone who thinks that there is no God."

    Wrong. An atheist is someone who doesn`t believe in god, not necessarily someone who thinks there is none. The distinction is sublte but it is warranted nonetheless.

    Funny video, though. I`ve seen it before. "Oh no wait, not that!"

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    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    oh come on people, this is obviously poking fun on finding religious icons in weird places. It has nothing to do with atheism really.
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    Betholia Female 13-17
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    July 13, 2009 at 12:00 am
    Mitchell and Webb :D
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 12:13 am
    "Oh wait, not that" lol. I loved that xD
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 1:06 am
    `An atheist is someone who doesn`t believe in god, not necessarily someone who thinks there is none. The distinction is sublte but it is warranted nonetheless.`

    In this case there is no distiction; it`s not like not believing in Republicans policies. To not `believe in God` is the same as not believing in gods existance. Unless you referance a specific god you are using the concept of god. The only rational position to take is one of agnosticism; athiests are as narrow minded as religious fanatics.

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 1:16 am
    I love English humour.
    And I also like how this is made to be like the Atheist`s version of the "Jesus on a toast!" thing. :-P
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 1:27 am
    >Hansbo
    Agreed.
  53. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 2:10 am
    overman, ur wrong. atheism is the belief that no God exists
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    KOLLO Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 2:48 am
    i love mitchell and webb!!! hitting the nail on the head there. i think sir digby chicken caesar and ginger should have come in to steal it though... :-D
  55. Profile photo of PD711
    PD711 Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 4:17 am
    Baby Bear: but if I say there is an invisible, intangible, winged purple elephant in a pretty taffeta tutu in my bathroom, is the most rational position to say that it might be there, nobody can know for sure?

    While I would agree that human beings don`t know everything, and that there are probably things that we are currently unaware of in nature, when someone posits an elaborate, unprovable, untestable hypothesis about the cause of something, the default position is "no."

    Oh, and the video is hilarious.

  56. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 13, 2009 at 4:35 am
    Gotta love that British humour. I particularly enjoyed Ricky Gervais`s handling of it. 10 mins long, but full of lulz.

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=31693

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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 5:23 am
    PD711:
    The multiverse.

    Enjoy.

  58. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 13, 2009 at 5:35 am
    Fair point Baal. But then, no-one`s shooting doctors, or for that matter flying jetliners into skyscrapers, in the name of the "multiverse".
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 5:43 am
    Brilliant brilliant and brilliant.
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    albanach Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 7:56 am
    English comedy is always a win...
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 8:29 am
    Fair point Baal. But then, no-one`s shooting doctors, or for that matter flying jetliners into skyscrapers, in the name of the "multiverse".

    And also, no-one is claiming that the multiverse is definitely real, even though it`s untestable right now. It`s just a suggestion, a thought experiment.

    And even more importantly, if a huge mound of evidence were to come along which directly contradicted many aspects of the current literature about the multiverse, we would need to change the hypothesis, or scrap it.

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    aeropro Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2009 at 9:33 am
    You cannot measure the pure win in this clip.
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 9:40 am
    almightybob1 multiverse isnt really untestable they`re trying to use information gathered from the LHC (large hydron Collider) to prove parts of it. Its actually really interesting. Its the thing that the uninformed say will create a black hole and destroy the Earth
  64. Profile photo of stifler
    stifler Male 30-39
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    July 13, 2009 at 10:20 am
    Blows my tomato right out of the water - ROLF

    call a prostitue I suppose! - ROLFMAOPMP

    Purely FTW

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    NoCold Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 11:20 am
    "probably just some random mutation in the watermelon`s genetics. O wait not that!!"

    XD

    epic

    was this onion by any chance? i didnt see the logo but this is just the kinda win they do.

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    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2009 at 11:50 am
    I saw this on the tv a few nights ago. I love that mitchel and webb look. ITS winfull
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Yea its from a show called `That Mitchell and Webb look`. Its really good. The guys from peep show basically. British win!!!!
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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    lmfao
    Epic.
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    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    ahh, thought it would be the mitchell and webb look :P

    good sketch :P

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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    second law of thermodynamics and some semblance of order within the universe?
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    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    The bible is proof that there is no god.
  72. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 13, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Poor show, Amaqdrinker. Flogging the long-dead horse of poor science, which has been debunked numerous times as any kind of "proof" of the existence of a god or gods. If you want to speak of gods, use philosphical arguments, as scientific ones are doomed to failure I`m afraid. I expected better from you.

    In a nutshell, as you probably have had explained to you before, disorder and entropy are not the same. The second law of thermodynamics deals with entropy, not disorder.

  73. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    what is the difference between disorder and entropy?
    scale?
  74. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    you`re right though, that was a half baked point. i think i`m going to read some wikipedia articles about negentropy.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 13, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    Entropy is the measure of useful energy in a system. That`s quite different from how ordered a system is. A simple example would be allowing a bucket of water to freeze. Although the amount of entropy (energy as heat in this case) has decreased, the "orderedness" of the system has locally increased dramatically, as the ensuing molecular lattice of ice crystals is vastly more ordered than the precursor fluid.
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    lol that`s great. :P
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    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    @ PD711
    No, but it IS the least presumptuous and the only position you can take with absolute certainty... the only position you can take with absolute certainty is that of a lack of absolute certainty if you will.
    Remember, agnosticism doesn`t only apply to a christian or other all powerful, all knowing sort of god with all kinds of back story... It also applies to any sort of godlike being at all, so it doesn`t have to be anything elaborate, it could just be "some unknown being created everything an incredibly long time ago and then just stopped doing anything at all." Thats not terribly elaborate, and seems like it could in theory be possible, so I don`t seem how saying anything other than "I can`t possibly know for sure" isn`t presumptuous. Agnosticism is merely refusing to acknowledge the existence OR nonexistence of ANY deity.
  78. Profile photo of SnackAttack
    SnackAttack Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    "overman, ur wrong. atheism is the belief that no God exists"
    Actually, atheism is the absence of belief in a god.

    Also, I like to think of agnostics as pansy atheists /joking :D

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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
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    July 13, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    awesome. I believe in the melon
  80. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    July 13, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    "atheism is the belief that no God exists"

    No. Atheism is the absence of belief in God. If the question were, "Do you belive in God?" and you answer "No," then you are atheist. It is the necessary and sufficient condition for atheism. You are referring to something some people would call `strong` atheism, but I reject the term because it complicates the issue. If you don`t believe, you`re atheist. You don`t have to positively believe there is no God to be atheist, though some atheists do indeed believe that.

    Baby_bear, not all atheists think there is no God, and indeed that is not the requirement for atheism. I can not believe in God for any number of reasons (not necessarily because I`ve researched the issue and have decided to assume there is no God), and still technically be atheist.

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    lb15isme Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 12:52 am
    lol, mark and webb look, thats what the shows called.
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    TopHat128 Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2009 at 6:15 am
    lb15isme
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    3 Posts Tuesday, July 14, 2009 12:52:20 AM
    lol, mark and webb look, thats what the shows called.

    Uh, no, it`s called that Mitchell and Webb look.

    And to all those people argueing over religion and atheism, can`t you see that this sketch is taking the mick out of people like you? How come whenever God appears in something in even the most trivial of senses, people on here have to go into a massive agruement over it? It doesn`t solve anything you know, and no-one`s going to change their minds ¬_¬

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    seeks_love Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2009 at 7:48 am
    This is great! I love it ^_^
  84. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2009 at 1:13 am
    Baby_bear, not all atheists think there is no God, and indeed that is not the requirement for atheism. I can not believe in God for any number of reasons (not necessarily because I`ve researched the issue and have decided to assume there is no God), and still technically be atheist.
    As far as i`m concerned this is playing with semantics. If you can accept a version of the concept of a supreme supernatural being as a possibility then you are agnostic; the question is open for you because neither can be proved.
  85. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
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    July 15, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    "this is playing with semantics" yeah its all to do with assumptions
  86. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    "Baby_bear, not all atheists think there is no God, and indeed that is not the requirement for atheism. I can not believe in God for any number of reasons (not necessarily because I`ve researched the issue and have decided to assume there is no God), and still technically be atheist."

    WTF. You do realize that what you just said makes no sense. Being an Atheist means you don`t believe there is any diety. Agnostic is usually taken to mean that you question a diety`s existence.

  87. Profile photo of Austiep
    Austiep Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2009 at 8:29 am
    lol
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    iLoveChoo Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    Funny because i just read an article about people seeing the virgin mary in bird poo

    http://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/50898...

  89. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    finally fruits are pissed about the chips and toast that have jesus on them

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