Atheist Melon

Submitted by: The_Maddog 7 years ago Funny

Proof that there is no God?
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Male 1,918
finally fruits are pissed about the chips and toast that have jesus on them
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Female 120
Funny because i just read an article about people seeing the virgin mary in bird poo

http://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/50898...

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Male 101
lol
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Female 582
"Baby_bear, not all atheists think there is no God, and indeed that is not the requirement for atheism. I can not believe in God for any number of reasons (not necessarily because I`ve researched the issue and have decided to assume there is no God), and still technically be atheist."

WTF. You do realize that what you just said makes no sense. Being an Atheist means you don`t believe there is any diety. Agnostic is usually taken to mean that you question a diety`s existence.

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Male 257
"this is playing with semantics" yeah its all to do with assumptions
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Female 1,395
Baby_bear, not all atheists think there is no God, and indeed that is not the requirement for atheism. I can not believe in God for any number of reasons (not necessarily because I`ve researched the issue and have decided to assume there is no God), and still technically be atheist.
As far as i`m concerned this is playing with semantics. If you can accept a version of the concept of a supreme supernatural being as a possibility then you are agnostic; the question is open for you because neither can be proved.
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Female 428
This is great! I love it ^_^
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Male 3
lb15isme
Male, 13-17, Europe
3 Posts Tuesday, July 14, 2009 12:52:20 AM
lol, mark and webb look, thats what the shows called.

Uh, no, it`s called that Mitchell and Webb look.

And to all those people argueing over religion and atheism, can`t you see that this sketch is taking the mick out of people like you? How come whenever God appears in something in even the most trivial of senses, people on here have to go into a massive agruement over it? It doesn`t solve anything you know, and no-one`s going to change their minds ¬_¬

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Male 3
lol, mark and webb look, thats what the shows called.
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Male 2,600
"atheism is the belief that no God exists"

No. Atheism is the absence of belief in God. If the question were, "Do you belive in God?" and you answer "No," then you are atheist. It is the necessary and sufficient condition for atheism. You are referring to something some people would call `strong` atheism, but I reject the term because it complicates the issue. If you don`t believe, you`re atheist. You don`t have to positively believe there is no God to be atheist, though some atheists do indeed believe that.

Baby_bear, not all atheists think there is no God, and indeed that is not the requirement for atheism. I can not believe in God for any number of reasons (not necessarily because I`ve researched the issue and have decided to assume there is no God), and still technically be atheist.

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Male 612
awesome. I believe in the melon
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Male 12
"overman, ur wrong. atheism is the belief that no God exists"
Actually, atheism is the absence of belief in a god.

Also, I like to think of agnostics as pansy atheists /joking :D

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Male 220
@ PD711
No, but it IS the least presumptuous and the only position you can take with absolute certainty... the only position you can take with absolute certainty is that of a lack of absolute certainty if you will.
Remember, agnosticism doesn`t only apply to a christian or other all powerful, all knowing sort of god with all kinds of back story... It also applies to any sort of godlike being at all, so it doesn`t have to be anything elaborate, it could just be "some unknown being created everything an incredibly long time ago and then just stopped doing anything at all." Thats not terribly elaborate, and seems like it could in theory be possible, so I don`t seem how saying anything other than "I can`t possibly know for sure" isn`t presumptuous. Agnosticism is merely refusing to acknowledge the existence OR nonexistence of ANY deity.
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Female 1,199
lol that`s great. :P
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Male 12,138
Entropy is the measure of useful energy in a system. That`s quite different from how ordered a system is. A simple example would be allowing a bucket of water to freeze. Although the amount of entropy (energy as heat in this case) has decreased, the "orderedness" of the system has locally increased dramatically, as the ensuing molecular lattice of ice crystals is vastly more ordered than the precursor fluid.
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Male 2,245
you`re right though, that was a half baked point. i think i`m going to read some wikipedia articles about negentropy.
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Male 2,245
what is the difference between disorder and entropy?
scale?
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Male 12,138
Poor show, Amaqdrinker. Flogging the long-dead horse of poor science, which has been debunked numerous times as any kind of "proof" of the existence of a god or gods. If you want to speak of gods, use philosphical arguments, as scientific ones are doomed to failure I`m afraid. I expected better from you.

In a nutshell, as you probably have had explained to you before, disorder and entropy are not the same. The second law of thermodynamics deals with entropy, not disorder.

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Male 240
The bible is proof that there is no god.
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Male 2,245
second law of thermodynamics and some semblance of order within the universe?
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Male 1,148
ahh, thought it would be the mitchell and webb look :P

good sketch :P

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Male 1,003
lmfao
Epic.
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Male 1,718
Yea its from a show called `That Mitchell and Webb look`. Its really good. The guys from peep show basically. British win!!!!
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Male 1,718
I saw this on the tv a few nights ago. I love that mitchel and webb look. ITS winfull
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Male 1
"probably just some random mutation in the watermelon`s genetics. O wait not that!!"

XD

epic

was this onion by any chance? i didnt see the logo but this is just the kinda win they do.

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Male 185
Blows my tomato right out of the water - ROLF

call a prostitue I suppose! - ROLFMAOPMP

Purely FTW

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Male 1,375
almightybob1 multiverse isnt really untestable they`re trying to use information gathered from the LHC (large hydron Collider) to prove parts of it. Its actually really interesting. Its the thing that the uninformed say will create a black hole and destroy the Earth
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Male 42
You cannot measure the pure win in this clip.
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Male 4,290
[quote]Fair point Baal. But then, no-one`s shooting doctors, or for that matter flying jetliners into skyscrapers, in the name of the "multiverse".[/quote]

And also, no-one is claiming that the multiverse is definitely real, even though it`s untestable right now. It`s just a suggestion, a thought experiment.

And even more importantly, if a huge mound of evidence were to come along which directly contradicted many aspects of the current literature about the multiverse, we would need to change the hypothesis, or scrap it.

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Female 57
English comedy is always a win...
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Female 2,220
Brilliant brilliant and brilliant.
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Male 12,138
Fair point Baal. But then, no-one`s shooting doctors, or for that matter flying jetliners into skyscrapers, in the name of the "multiverse".
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Male 4,547
PD711:
The multiverse.

Enjoy.

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Male 12,138
Gotta love that British humour. I particularly enjoyed Ricky Gervais`s handling of it. 10 mins long, but full of lulz.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=31693

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Male 61
Baby Bear: but if I say there is an invisible, intangible, winged purple elephant in a pretty taffeta tutu in my bathroom, is the most rational position to say that it might be there, nobody can know for sure?

While I would agree that human beings don`t know everything, and that there are probably things that we are currently unaware of in nature, when someone posits an elaborate, unprovable, untestable hypothesis about the cause of something, the default position is "no."

Oh, and the video is hilarious.

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Female 395
i love mitchell and webb!!! hitting the nail on the head there. i think sir digby chicken caesar and ginger should have come in to steal it though... :-D
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Male 485
overman, ur wrong. atheism is the belief that no God exists
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Male 2,553
>Hansbo
Agreed.
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Female 4,028
I love English humour.
And I also like how this is made to be like the Atheist`s version of the "Jesus on a toast!" thing. :-P
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Female 1,395
`An atheist is someone who doesn`t believe in god, not necessarily someone who thinks there is none. The distinction is sublte but it is warranted nonetheless.`

In this case there is no distiction; it`s not like not believing in Republicans policies. To not `believe in God` is the same as not believing in gods existance. Unless you referance a specific god you are using the concept of god. The only rational position to take is one of agnosticism; athiests are as narrow minded as religious fanatics.

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Female 1,682
"Oh wait, not that" lol. I loved that xD
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Female 32
Mitchell and Webb :D
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Male 901
oh come on people, this is obviously poking fun on finding religious icons in weird places. It has nothing to do with atheism really.
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Male 2,600
"By definition an atheists is just someone who thinks that there is no God."

Wrong. An atheist is someone who doesn`t believe in god, not necessarily someone who thinks there is none. The distinction is sublte but it is warranted nonetheless.

Funny video, though. I`ve seen it before. "Oh no wait, not that!"

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Male 170
atheists dont believe in miracles
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Male 2,788
I had crackers in the shape of Jesus` face.


I saw Jesus` face.
Does that count?

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Male 34
That didnt meet my expectations.
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Male 82
"This melon blows my tomato out of the water."
Funniest quote, IMO.
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Female 761
kinda pretentious meh.
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Male 4,746
No one does comedy like the Brits. Hats off to you!
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Male 372
hahah, awesome
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Female 15,763
The priest is my favorite. Must be hard to keep all those dogmas straight...
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Male 1,375
is it a sign there is no god or that he has a really good sense of humor?
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Male 15
good thing it`s true
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Male 575
That made me happy!
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Male 1,375
ATHEIST FIVE!!
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Male 701
Hah! Fantastic end.
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Female 961
lol silly people letting inanimate objects rule their lives. of course i`m one to talk, since i suffer withdrawal when i`m away from the computer too long...sad day
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Female 231
The laugh track kind of ruined it...
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Male 7,933
cheeky bastards
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Female 155
hahaha, the ending was awesome.
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Male 144
@ Alcalientre

I was under the impression that the point was a fruit being undeniable proof that there was no God, and the hilarious outcome if so, you know.. being a satire on the catholic church seeing Mary in toast and whatnot..
Thanks for playing..though..:)

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Male 23
theres no proof on either side, everyone is crazy
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Male 49
@ xattributex
That`s the whole point.
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Male 931
i love Mitchell & Webb :D
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Male 295
I loved the sarcasm.
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Male 144
This = Hilarious.:)

Although just through pondering..wouldnt words in a fruit (if taken seriously) be more paranormal rather than proof of non-paranormal? (rhetorical question...)

lol..

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Male 909
I once ate Christ through a wafer.
Does that count?
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Female 2,289
I`m happily surprised!
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Male 4,012
Nothing to debate, really. Random messages from God (or lack of) in fruits or any other sources should not waver nor strengthen anyone`s faith.

It`s all in your heart.

Punchline = win.

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Female 250
lol no debating hee hee....
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Male 712
The day someone actually looks for proof of anything in food...well they kinda deserve what they get.
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Male 422
Heh mass debate...gettit...yeah its funnier at 1 in the morning :(
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Male 418
"Pretty nice! I *could* get into a long post about theism and atheism, but who really cares - it`s the internetz for fuc*ks sake."

FOLLOW THIS EXAMPLE!!!

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Male 1,220
it should have just been a typical melon with nothing in it. then it would have been like:
"LOOK! I`ve found NOTHING in this melon!
it must be a sign!"
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Male 5,190
Let the usual people with the same non changing posts arrive!
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Male 467
Pretty nice! I *could* get into a long post about theism and atheism, but who really cares - it`s the internetz for fuc*ks sake.
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Male 193
The punchline was pretty strong.
"-Well there is probably some random mutation in the melon`s genetics.
-Oh no, wait, not that!"
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Male 976
I believe what I want to believe.
You believe what you want to believe.
End of debate. Funny video though.
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Female 2,289
Whether it`s just for laughs or not, there WILL be a heated debate on here anytime soon.
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Male 886
hahahahaha that was pretty good
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Male 154
I kind of have a problem with vE generalizing atheists from a single video... By definition an atheists is just someone who thinks that there is no God. Which Id hardly call "just another side of the same coin". QUIT BEING HUMAN AND TRYING TO SHOEHORN THINGS INTO CATEGORIES OR EXTREMES
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Male 3,369
vE
Male, 18-29, Western US
89 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Sunday, July 12, 2009 3:18:59 PM
lolz what scares me is that atheists will think it shows how silly religion is when really it shows how both atheists and christians (or any other religion) are just two sides of the same coin.
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Errr no. Not really!

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Male 127
lolz what scares me is that atheists will think it shows how silly religion is when really it shows how both atheists and christians (or any other religion) are just two sides of the same coin.
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Male 418
Fantastic video.

Que Debate?

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Male 3,619
Hehe, i rofled at the end
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Male 302
LMAO at the end.
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Female 140
"Well it`s probably some random mutation in the watermelon`s genetics.. oh wait no! Not that!"

I saw this on TV last week and this line had me laughing for a long time after the sketch had finished xD Absolutely brilliant.

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Male 3,369
Link: Atheist Melon [Rate Link] - Proof that there is no God?
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