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Date: 07/12/09 03:00 PM

24 Responses to 7 Star Wars Characters Who Dropped the Ball

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Link: 7 Star Wars Characters Who Dropped the Ball - How can the entire plot of the original trilogy be basically driven by people using the worst judgment possible?
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    vital things here
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    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Brilliant.
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    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    I usually catch one of these cracked links off of this site and then go pinballing around just for more fun. I had a good laugh at this article last night.
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    eh. sort of obvious choices, wouldn`t you say?
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    I always wondered if storm trooper training ever included practice at the rife range (blaster range?).

    How was it that, time and again, entire platoons of storm troopers, using sophisticated `space age` weaponry, could never hit their targets?

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    Indo Male 18-29
    23 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    you know that there is way too much of a demand for star wars merchandise when they have a general motti action figure
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    At this very moment, George Lucas is deploying his LucasFilm Ninjas to take down Cracked.com and Fancy for pointing out the flaws in his story.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    #1 "Don`t shoot there are no life-forms on board"
    "What, are we paying by the laser?
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    what about the flaw of the deathstar??? "oh yeah theres a hole and if you shoot a laser into it the whole ship blows up" ..."really?? Couldn`t we just cover it with plywood or something?"
    "No that would hurt resale value"
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    "At this very moment, George Lucas is deploying his LucasFilm Ninjas to take down Cracked.com and Fancy for pointing out the flaws in his story."

    No it`s his army of faithful nerd fan base.

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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    If I cared about plot holes I wouldn`t enjoy a single movie.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    "At this very moment, George Lucas is deploying his LucasFilm Ninjas to take down Cracked.com and Fancy for pointing out the flaws in his story."

    Then he`s got a looooooot of other places to go to.

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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    Typical night at the movies:

    Wife: "That`s ridiculous! Why the hell would anyone do THAT?"

    Me: "Because the writer needed to keep the story moving."

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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    What about friggin` Boba Fett? Sure he`s cool but he got killed ON ACCIDENT! How lame is that?! No epic gun battle, no decapitation like dear old dad, instead he gets whacked with the butt of a stick by a guy who can`t see and blammo, he`s feeding a spiny sand snatch for 1000 years. Lame.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:31 am
    I`ve never even seen Star Wars, but I still enjoyed the link. I like reading Cracked`s articles.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:04 am
    I definitely agree with that list, especially that last point. Also, they missed out all of the misses from the first, second and third movies! O.O
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    som-tam Male 18-29
    713 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 6:36 am
    someone call simon pegg....
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 6:38 am
    Great list!
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    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 9:45 am
    All the worst Star Wars decisions were absolved when they made Carrie Fisher wear the slave girl outfit. Mmmmm, nice. One outfit has been ushering young boys into puberty for decades. Thank you George, thank you.
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    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:50 am
    LOL...funniest thing I`ve seen in a while!
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    javhimura Male 13-17
    64 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    yeah dont shoot the suspicious escaping pod with no life form sings, get away from the rebel ship we assaulted to get back our plans (not a living being)...smart... LOL
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    "Hold your fire there`s no lifeforms aboard"
    "Hold your fire? What are we paying by the lazer now"
    "You don`t do the budget gary, I do!"

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