7 Star Wars Characters Who Dropped the Ball

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_17546_7-classic-star-wars-characters-who-totally-dropped-ball.html

How can the entire plot of the original trilogy be basically driven by people using the worst judgment possible?
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Male 1,918
"Hold your fire there`s no lifeforms aboard"
"Hold your fire? What are we paying by the lazer now"
"You don`t do the budget gary, I do!"
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Male 64
yeah dont shoot the suspicious escaping pod with no life form sings, get away from the rebel ship we assaulted to get back our plans (not a living being)...smart... LOL
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Male 301
LOL...funniest thing I`ve seen in a while!
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Male 345
All the worst Star Wars decisions were absolved when they made Carrie Fisher wear the slave girl outfit. Mmmmm, nice. One outfit has been ushering young boys into puberty for decades. Thank you George, thank you.
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Male 2,552
Great list!
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Male 714
someone call simon pegg....
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Male 2,553
I definitely agree with that list, especially that last point. Also, they missed out all of the misses from the first, second and third movies! O.O
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Female 4,028
I`ve never even seen Star Wars, but I still enjoyed the link. I like reading Cracked`s articles.
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Male 3,431
What about friggin` Boba Fett? Sure he`s cool but he got killed ON ACCIDENT! How lame is that?! No epic gun battle, no decapitation like dear old dad, instead he gets whacked with the butt of a stick by a guy who can`t see and blammo, he`s feeding a spiny sand snatch for 1000 years. Lame.
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Male 15,832
Typical night at the movies:

Wife: "That`s ridiculous! Why the hell would anyone do THAT?"

Me: "Because the writer needed to keep the story moving."

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Female 15,763
"At this very moment, George Lucas is deploying his LucasFilm Ninjas to take down Cracked.com and Fancy for pointing out the flaws in his story."

Then he`s got a looooooot of other places to go to.

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Male 1,788
If I cared about plot holes I wouldn`t enjoy a single movie.
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Female 9,400
"At this very moment, George Lucas is deploying his LucasFilm Ninjas to take down Cracked.com and Fancy for pointing out the flaws in his story."

No it`s his army of faithful nerd fan base.

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Male 612
what about the flaw of the deathstar??? "oh yeah theres a hole and if you shoot a laser into it the whole ship blows up" ..."really?? Couldn`t we just cover it with plywood or something?"
"No that would hurt resale value"
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Male 2,121
#1 "Don`t shoot there are no life-forms on board"
"What, are we paying by the laser?
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Male 3,057
At this very moment, George Lucas is deploying his LucasFilm Ninjas to take down Cracked.com and Fancy for pointing out the flaws in his story.
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Male 23
you know that there is way too much of a demand for star wars merchandise when they have a general motti action figure
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Male 2,372
I always wondered if storm trooper training ever included practice at the rife range (blaster range?).

How was it that, time and again, entire platoons of storm troopers, using sophisticated `space age` weaponry, could never hit their targets?

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Male 1,381
eh. sort of obvious choices, wouldn`t you say?
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Male 712
I usually catch one of these cracked links off of this site and then go pinballing around just for more fun. I had a good laugh at this article last night.
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Male 5,190
Not much of a fan so I had no clue about those.
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Female 654
Brilliant.
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Male 3,619
vital things here
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Male 19,838
Link: 7 Star Wars Characters Who Dropped the Ball [Rate Link] - How can the entire plot of the original trilogy be basically driven by people using the worst judgment possible?
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