6 Modern Technologies Animals Invented Years Ago

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.cracked.com/article_17603_6-modern-technologies-animals-invented-millions-years-ago.html

And not just a few thousand years ago, MILLIONS of years ago. Take that, egghead scientists.
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Male 427
yayy for things like that
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Male 1,485
mmmmm, ive eaten zoidbergs head
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Female 256
Actually, you`re all crazy. How on earth could these animals do these things in such a large time-span? Why, everyone knows the earth was created 2000 years ago by a hairy cloud-dwelling hermit. Learn your facts.

(Sarcasm, that was SARCASM. Don`t kill me!)

It`s a pretty good article, but I ended up reading another one afterwards that was linked at the bottom. It`s about endangered animals that are being killed off for really, really dumb-ass reasons.

And now I just feel a little hollow...

Someone hand me an RSPCA hotline, quick!

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Male 923
Sorry Lionhart2 I think you`ve been mislead. The Earth is millions and millions of years old. Go on now, drink your koolaid.
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Female 1,199
Cuttlefish are very interesting creatures.
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Male 8,300
Millions? When the earth is only 15-20,000 old? Silly Fancy. Silly boy. Silly silly silly.

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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Male 1,078
Lol I`ve eaten cuttlefish before... didn`t realize they were that cool.
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Female 523
i just watched a video about the cuttlefish, they`re wickid!
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Female 654
I wanna put a cuttlefish on drugs and see if it turns into a hippy!
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Male 403
GO Malaysian ants!
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Male 1,918
when i got to cuddlefish there was a popular topic...it was a naked David Hasselhoff
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Male 5,189
I was just about to eat when I saw an elephant trunk in.....:`(
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Male 1,064
i lol`d so hard. you do a lot of crack.com stuff
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Male 2,605
No sonar in bats?
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Male 4,867
exploding heads! thats a hell of a way to go
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Female 397
LOL! is that sexual healing??
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Male 1,220
i did not want to start my day by looking at that image of the two elephants in their intimate moment.

but the article was still good.

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Female 9,572
Animals ftw!
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Male 20,915
Link: 6 Modern Technologies Animals Invented Years Ago [Rate Link] - And not just a few thousand years ago, MILLIONS of years ago. Take that, egghead scientists.
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