5 Weird Sexual Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_17503_5-bizarre-sexual-conditions-that-can-ruin-your-life.html

These conditions are like eating at Taco Bell. It sounds awesome, but personal experience may leave you in major pain.
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Male 233
;P
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Female 5,222
SWEET!!.. awww... YES!!!.... oowww.. lmao
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Male 3,147
My 1st wife was a nurse and she was telling me once about this guy she was nursing who had a priapism. He was in agony after 4 days with a hard on.

mind you, that was in the days when internet p0rn took about 4 days to download too, so I guess his only option was to go to hospital first.

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Female 397
GANGREEN! eeeew.
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Male 2,552
#1 would indeed suck.
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Male 527
hawt
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Male 51
btw Cracked is the coolest comedy site ever
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Male 51
Asexuality is actually not having any sexual orientation at all. Worms are asexual, but maybe it`s a condition as well.
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Female 447
wow hypersexuality only got #5. thats messed up because it is really bad. I can never keep a boyfriend because I can`t stop cheating. Forced to live out my fantasies and than you start to run out. I am down to needing an oriental little person or midget (trying to be politically correct). It does suck especially when you are driving and get the urge. I have been in 2 accidents while pleasing myself. It really sucks when you really need to get off and have a guy who doesnt know what he is doing.
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Female 572
"And this one time, she tried to have sex with me while she was already having sex with me. It was awesome."

LOL, good one buddy.

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Female 1,413
ugh these would suck
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Male 32
Sex sleeping sounds crazy lol. "Honey, why are you up its 4:32... WHOA!" Haha
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Male 820
I eat a grape and I...,
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
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Male 34
lol @ oxyl...I could live with sex sleeping.
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Female 87
i eat at taco bell but i normally just get the chicken qesadilla or however you spell it
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Female 15,763
Phan, that`s not interesting or weird enough. This is Cracked. The more sexual, the better.
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Male 915
this article arouses me... i`ll brb
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Male 510
._. they forgot entirely about asexuality: having no libido and being completely devoid of arousal for anyone ever.
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Male 165
lol Chubs McWiener
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Female 1,944
panth753 - you are probably right, IAB draws in a diverse crowd of people...
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Female 9,475
I bet that there`s one of each person here at i-a-b.
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Male 5,190
Oh damn son!
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Male 431
The Jizzed in My Pants guys are probably that last one.
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Female 291
man it would so suck if u had all of those at tha same time. lmao
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Female 446
dear god. all of those sound horrible.
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Male 20,169
Link: 5 Weird Sexual Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life [Rate Link] - These conditions are like eating at Taco Bell. It sounds awesome, but personal experience may leave you in major pain.
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