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Date: 07/06/09 09:00 AM

26 Responses to 5 Weird Sexual Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Link: 5 Weird Sexual Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life - These conditions are like eating at Taco Bell. It sounds awesome, but personal experience may leave you in major pain.
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    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    dear god. all of those sound horrible.
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    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    man it would so suck if u had all of those at tha same time. lmao
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    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    The Jizzed in My Pants guys are probably that last one.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    I bet that there`s one of each person here at i-a-b.
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    panth753 - you are probably right, IAB draws in a diverse crowd of people...
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    steelman Male 13-17
    165 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    lol Chubs McWiener
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    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    ._. they forgot entirely about asexuality: having no libido and being completely devoid of arousal for anyone ever.
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    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    this article arouses me... i`ll brb
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    Phan, that`s not interesting or weird enough. This is Cracked. The more sexual, the better.
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    Renamon Female 13-17
    88 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    i eat at taco bell but i normally just get the chicken qesadilla or however you spell it
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    Jmsword88 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    lol @ oxyl...I could live with sex sleeping.
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    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    I eat a grape and I...,
    JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
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    yamimike Male 18-29
    32 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    Sex sleeping sounds crazy lol. "Honey, why are you up its 4:32... WHOA!" Haha
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    ugh these would suck
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    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    "And this one time, she tried to have sex with me while she was already having sex with me. It was awesome."

    LOL, good one buddy.

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    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    wow hypersexuality only got #5. thats messed up because it is really bad. I can never keep a boyfriend because I can`t stop cheating. Forced to live out my fantasies and than you start to run out. I am down to needing an oriental little person or midget (trying to be politically correct). It does suck especially when you are driving and get the urge. I have been in 2 accidents while pleasing myself. It really sucks when you really need to get off and have a guy who doesnt know what he is doing.
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    PyroX7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    Asexuality is actually not having any sexual orientation at all. Worms are asexual, but maybe it`s a condition as well.
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    PyroX7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    btw Cracked is the coolest comedy site ever
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    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:30 am
    hawt
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:52 am
    #1 would indeed suck.
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    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:14 am
    GANGREEN! eeeew.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:19 am
    My 1st wife was a nurse and she was telling me once about this guy she was nursing who had a priapism. He was in agony after 4 days with a hard on.

    mind you, that was in the days when internet p0rn took about 4 days to download too, so I guess his only option was to go to hospital first.

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:10 am
    SWEET!!.. awww... YES!!!.... oowww.. lmao
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    JoeJordan Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2009 at 6:40 am
    ;P

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