4 Questionable Intuitive Google Searches [Pics]

Submitted by: slinky0 8 years ago in Funny

What"s going on over there at Google with the sickos in charge of their intuitive search function?
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Male 60
already seen 2 and 4.
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Male 610
i`n not racist, but all the black kids sit together at my school. ALL OF THEM. i don`t get it
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Female 24
On #3...`Why are there school" I think answers itself.
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Male 372
the one about black kids in the cafeteria is actually the title of a book. Otherwise there would probably not be so many results
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Male 1,918
ha
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Male 44
me too!
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Male 275
In the last Google logo with the lightning. You can see a Triforce from Zelda between the L and the E. Why?
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Female 901
do the first one with other letters. it`s hilarious!!
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Female 170
i lol`d
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Male 43
There`s a whole website about this:
http://www.gdumb.com/
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Female 8
ahhh!! lol! wow. "I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would really like to be a dinosaur" That might possibly be the funniest thing I`ve ever read...lol.
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Female 931
ROFL! Oh my god. *dies*
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Male 174
finally! someone has the courage to ask the questions i was to afraid to ask. thank you
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Female 7
gee...you know sometimes i do think of jesus as a mischievous badger
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Female 59
Ok I`ve just picked myself up off the ground from laughing so much.
Now I`m going to go tape my thumbs to my hands to know what it feels like to REALLY be a dinosaur.
I want to be that dinosaur that has a long neck and eats plants, because they were pretty lol.
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Male 17
Barns are traditionally red from the old days, when the only paint you could have was red.
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Female 220
another good one is "why do I"
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Male 690
rofl @ the first one. I did that once xD
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Female 1,043
"i like to think of jesus as a mysterious badger."

what?

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Male 906
Why ARE barns red....!?
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Male 4,154
Your poop is green because you have been consuming too much purple in color.probably Gatorade or Kool-Aid
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Male 1,232
The "i am extremely" one is getting pretty old.
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Female 535
"Why are there school?"

Answers its own question.

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Male 741
try "Why do my"...
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Female 47
wtf! haha. I like to think of jesus as a badger? Tape your thumbs together to be a dinosaur? Why do all the black pepole sit together in school? Who searchs this?
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Male 10
Google ftw. if you havent got chrome yet get it! crazy fast!
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Male 166
Why are there school?
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Male 42
`Literally` is not the same as `seriously`. The more you know.
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Female 101
i litteraly [sp] laughed out loud XP
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Female 572
Google`s a trip
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Female 8
ahhahahaha,
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Female 244
Way to be a racist loser ShadowDD13.
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Female 1,186
Green poop? Why you so low on the list?
@Davy, that site is awesome.
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Male 395
I think the black kids one is a book title. And the dinosaur one is the best. :-)
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Male 612
god I love google
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Female 3
OMG ShadowDD13,
so not cool.
wtf, dude???
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Female 368
i am bored is second!
but the one above it is even better :D
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Female 40
Mwahaha! I submitted the second one!
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Female 538
I can answer number three... You`ve been drinking way too much Mountain Dew Game Fuel. (The blue one.)
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Female 1,199
Haha what the hell. XD Love the dinosaur one.

Makes me wonder, how does Google do this? Does someone purposely search a subject over and over to get it to bring up some of these random things?

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Female 48
"Why are there school"

Exactly.

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Male 403
Lol "I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger"
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Female 108
Lol i like to think of jesus in a tuxedo shirt.
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Female 1,006
"Why Are All The Black Kids Sitting Together In The Cafeteria" is the name of a book about the role of race in education.

It`s actually a really interesting book. Especially if you plan on being a teacher.

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Male 108
I just wanted to point out that "why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria" is a book. It was a huge seller, topped charts n all for a while. Prolly why it was on their list.

Although, the Chinese people things is weird to me.

Off to google!

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Female 32
under i am ,the second suggestion.us THAT is how i found out about this placeXD
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Female 1,199
Haha what the hell. XD Love the dinosaur one.

Makes me wonder, how does Google do this? Does someone purposely search a subject over and over to get it to bring up some of these random things?

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Male 138
haha... I like "why are", except, at my school, is the asians. They got in trouble for being discriminatory...

"why are there school" Nice...

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Male 612
what i find awesome is in the one with "i am" , the second suggestion would have linked to this site. Yay for intuitive google searches!
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Male 3,915
yeah...the black kids at our school all sit together and are single handedly the loudest in the lunchroom...not racism...just facts...i like to believe they also have boomboxes and loudspeakers playing rap music under the table while hustlin for dimes...not facts...just racism...
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Female 986
"I like to think that Jesus as a mischievous badger"

hahaha

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Male 1,623
"A large majority of the black girls at my school `owned` a section of the cafeteria and called themselves `The Brown Crew` for realz."

This is racial discrimination. Imagine the reaction if a group of students had formed `The White Group`.

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Male 1,381
wowwww.
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Male 70
"Why are there school" Gotta love the irony
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Female 82
Ahaha. The `black kids in the cafeteria` made me laugh - `cause in my experience it`s true!

A large majority of the black girls at my school `owned` a section of the cafeteria and called themselves `The Brown Crew` for realz.

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Male 115
lol Opie, I`m not sure if that`s a good thing or not. I bet it could allow for some pretty crazy Halloween costumes.
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Male 2,552
>opie
I know what you mean! Yeay! I am finally on the inside of IAB! Iz haz infinit powahz!
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Male 2,552
>DrKitty
Bullseye!
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Male 551
lol Opie xD

Guess my cousin is
half-dino too

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Female 5,139
lmao i like to tape my thumbs to my hands...oh god that one made me lol xD
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Female 531
hahahaha
"why are there school"
that`s why....
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Male 1,354
Ah, how easily we are misled.
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Male 1,129
OPIE I get the half dino thing. its all good you`re still pretty
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Female 15,763
I`m already half-dino, then...


Let`s see how many people get that one.

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Male 72
lol i am bored
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Male 55
I have to go now and tape my thumbs to my hands...
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Male 2,552
I`m more worried about the internet-people than Google if this crap shows up on there.
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Male 318
why is it green sometimes? i know i google it!
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Male 257
What does it mean when your poop is green? huhmmmm.... never actually thought about it to be honest really...
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Female 5,222
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Male 10,855
More WTFness featuring google.
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Female 2,509
badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom mushroom


http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

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Female 12
jesus as a meschivous badger huh? lol
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Female 19
I like to think of jesus in a tuxedo short also.
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Male 1,718
Lol i missed why are there school. Was a real good post. =D
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Male 196
"I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger"
Brilliant!!
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Male 788
Why are there school


Great post. better than the usual ones.

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Female 525
This cracked me up. I needed that - thanks subby
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Female 9,558
This is why I love google.
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Male 1,196
my favorite is "why are there school"
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Female 115
Why Are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria is a book. o:. We had to read it in English last year.
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Male 49
"what are these strawberries doing on my nippples i need them for my fruit salad"

^ After searching for "what are these s"

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Male 49
Why are there school? That`s a good question. Why *are* there school? Does anyone know?
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Male 245
They forgot the "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
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Male 29
Green poo can be from eating soy beans
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Male 15,510
Your poop is naturally green and then it change colour while going trough the digestive system... sometimes it happens it goes trough it too fast, so it remains green lol.

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Female 265
lmao...the first one is hilarious
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Male 169
i bet a bunch of people just taped their thumbs to their hands lol
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Male 169
i would like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger.... lmao
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Female 257
LMAO What does it mean when your poop is green?
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Male 4,867
lol, loving the IAB in there!
now i have to go tape my thumbs to my hands...
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Male 71
if you search "what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?" on google calculator it tells you the answer
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Male 101
I have a sudden compulsion to tape my thumbs to my hands.
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Female 62
bahaahahahahahahhaha

The dinosaur one KILLED me

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Male 3,842
Just so you know, these are all real, you can try it yourself to confirm. Hey, props to I AM BORED to being number two on the I AM list, second only to "I am extremely terrified of Chinese people" (and who could top that?)
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Male 161
"why are there school" easily best one :-D
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Female 198
Also, if you search "Number of horns on a unicorn", it tells you. Using Google calculator.
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Female 961
lol dinosaur
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Female 3,726
"All black kids in the cafeteria" is a book!
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Male 11,739
If they can answer "why are we here", they`ll be richer than anyone ever.
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Male 5,189
I love trying to see what`s next when I type something on google. >.>
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Male 12
"Why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria" is a book title. :/

Jesus as a Mischievous badger!? WTS? (searches) oh, it`s a quote from Talledega Nights. I really should see that movie...I`ve heard it`s good.

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Male 394
... so i guess this leaves us all with one question... why ARE barns red?
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Male 12,138
Many many more here (including older pages):

http://www.gdumb.com/

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Female 59
Type in what are these stra in google and look at the suggestions! xD
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Male 49
Lol, these are all real, I just checked them all.
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Male 203
hahahaha only slightly* specific
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Female 291
i knew i wasnt the only one who wanted to know whats its lik to be a dinosaur. lmao
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Female 130
my favorite has to be `i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger`
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Male 3,425
Lol, I loved the first one. Sadly, I used to try that when I was a kid, honest.
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Male 107
ROFL
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Female 1,468
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