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Date: 07/13/09 07:40 PM

113 Responses to 4 Questionable Intuitive Google Searches [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Link: 4 Questionable Intuitive Google Searches - What`s going on over there at Google with the sickos in charge of their intuitive search function?
  2. Profile photo of killergamer
    killergamer Male 13-17
    107 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:11 am
    ROFL
  3. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:13 am
    Lol, I loved the first one. Sadly, I used to try that when I was a kid, honest.
  4. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:13 am
    my favorite has to be `i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger`
  5. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:13 am
    i knew i wasnt the only one who wanted to know whats its lik to be a dinosaur. lmao
  6. Profile photo of dixon323
    dixon323 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:14 am
    hahahaha only slightly* specific
  7. Profile photo of theracaffe
    theracaffe Male 13-17
    49 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Lol, these are all real, I just checked them all.
  8. Profile photo of omgheyy
    omgheyy Female 13-17
    59 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:17 am
    Type in what are these stra in google and look at the suggestions! xD
  9. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Many many more here (including older pages):

    http://www.gdumb.com/

  10. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:21 am
    ... so i guess this leaves us all with one question... why ARE barns red?
  11. Profile photo of fbsword
    fbsword Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:23 am
    "Why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria" is a book title. :/

    Jesus as a Mischievous badger!? WTS? (searches) oh, it`s a quote from Talledega Nights. I really should see that movie...I`ve heard it`s good.

  12. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:25 am
    If they can answer "why are we here", they`ll be richer than anyone ever.
  13. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:33 am
    "All black kids in the cafeteria" is a book!
  14. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:41 am
    lol dinosaur
  15. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Also, if you search "Number of horns on a unicorn", it tells you. Using Google calculator.
  16. Profile photo of Druss
    Druss Male 18-29
    161 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:49 am
    "why are there school" easily best one :-D
  17. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Just so you know, these are all real, you can try it yourself to confirm. Hey, props to I AM BORED to being number two on the I AM list, second only to "I am extremely terrified of Chinese people" (and who could top that?)
  18. Profile photo of DarkMonkey
    DarkMonkey Female 18-29
    62 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:15 am
    bahaahahahahahahhaha

    The dinosaur one KILLED me

  19. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:17 am
    I have a sudden compulsion to tape my thumbs to my hands.
  20. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:19 am
    LMAO What does it mean when your poop is green?
  21. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:19 am
    lol, loving the IAB in there!
    now i have to go tape my thumbs to my hands...
  22. Profile photo of dudeman1234
    dudeman1234 Male 13-17
    71 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:19 am
    if you search "what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?" on google calculator it tells you the answer
  23. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:21 am
    i would like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger.... lmao
  24. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:25 am
    i bet a bunch of people just taped their thumbs to their hands lol
  25. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:25 am
    lmao...the first one is hilarious
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:26 am
    Your poop is naturally green and then it change colour while going trough the digestive system... sometimes it happens it goes trough it too fast, so it remains green lol.

  27. Profile photo of funkerbink
    funkerbink Male 30-39
    28 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:26 am
    Green poo can be from eating soy beans
  28. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:28 am
    They forgot the "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
  29. Profile photo of theracaffe
    theracaffe Male 13-17
    49 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Why are there school? That`s a good question. Why *are* there school? Does anyone know?
  30. Profile photo of theracaffe
    theracaffe Male 13-17
    49 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:30 am
    "what are these strawberries doing on my nippples i need them for my fruit salad"

    ^ After searching for "what are these s"

  31. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:33 am
    Why Are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria is a book. o:. We had to read it in English last year.
  32. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:33 am
    my favorite is "why are there school"
  33. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:35 am
    This is why I love google.
  34. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:35 am
    This cracked me up. I needed that - thanks subby
  35. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Why are there school


    Great post. better than the usual ones.

  36. Profile photo of liberalirony
    liberalirony Male 18-29
    196 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:47 am
    "I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger"
    Brilliant!!
  37. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Lol i missed why are there school. Was a real good post. =D
  38. Profile photo of mvagts
    mvagts Female 30-39
    19 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    I like to think of jesus in a tuxedo short also.
  39. Profile photo of AnimeLover14
    AnimeLover14 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    jesus as a meschivous badger huh? lol
  40. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom mushroom


    http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

  41. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    More WTFness featuring google.
  42. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    [email protected]
  43. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    What does it mean when your poop is green? huhmmmm.... never actually thought about it to be honest really...
  44. Profile photo of send55
    send55 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    why is it green sometimes? i know i google it!
  45. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    I`m more worried about the internet-people than Google if this crap shows up on there.
  46. Profile photo of ninjakid88
    ninjakid88 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    I have to go now and tape my thumbs to my hands...
  47. Profile photo of retrogamer
    retrogamer Male 18-29
    72 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    lol i am bored
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    I`m already half-dino, then...


    Let`s see how many people get that one.

  49. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    OPIE I get the half dino thing. its all good you`re still pretty
  50. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Ah, how easily we are misled.
  51. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    hahahaha
    "why are there school"
    that`s why....
  52. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    lmao i like to tape my thumbs to my hands...oh god that one made me lol xD
  53. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    lol Opie xD

    Guess my cousin is
    half-dino too

  54. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    >DrKitty
    Bullseye!
  55. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    >opie
    I know what you mean! Yeay! I am finally on the inside of IAB! Iz haz infinit powahz!
  56. Profile photo of troytrooper
    troytrooper Male 18-29
    115 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    lol Opie, I`m not sure if that`s a good thing or not. I bet it could allow for some pretty crazy Halloween costumes.
  57. Profile photo of unseen
    unseen Female 18-29
    82 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Ahaha. The `black kids in the cafeteria` made me laugh - `cause in my experience it`s true!

    A large majority of the black girls at my school `owned` a section of the cafeteria and called themselves `The Brown Crew` for realz.

  58. Profile photo of 123Superhero
    123Superhero Male 18-29
    70 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    "Why are there school" Gotta love the irony
  59. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    wowwww.
  60. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    "A large majority of the black girls at my school `owned` a section of the cafeteria and called themselves `The Brown Crew` for realz."

    This is racial discrimination. Imagine the reaction if a group of students had formed `The White Group`.

  61. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    "I like to think that Jesus as a mischievous badger"

    hahaha

  62. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    yeah...the black kids at our school all sit together and are single handedly the loudest in the lunchroom...not racism...just facts...i like to believe they also have boomboxes and loudspeakers playing rap music under the table while hustlin for dimes...not facts...just racism...
  63. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    what i find awesome is in the one with "i am" , the second suggestion would have linked to this site. Yay for intuitive google searches!
  64. Profile photo of MrGuy
    MrGuy Male 18-29
    138 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    haha... I like "why are", except, at my school, is the asians. They got in trouble for being discriminatory...

    "why are there school" Nice...

  65. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    Haha what the hell. XD Love the dinosaur one.

    Makes me wonder, how does Google do this? Does someone purposely search a subject over and over to get it to bring up some of these random things?

  66. Profile photo of jaygreer3000
    jaygreer3000 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    under i am ,the second suggestion.us THAT is how i found out about this placeXD
  67. Profile photo of DrHorrible
    DrHorrible Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    I just wanted to point out that "why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria" is a book. It was a huge seller, topped charts n all for a while. Prolly why it was on their list.

    Although, the Chinese people things is weird to me.

    Off to google!

  68. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    "Why Are All The Black Kids Sitting Together In The Cafeteria" is the name of a book about the role of race in education.

    It`s actually a really interesting book. Especially if you plan on being a teacher.

  69. Profile photo of anaesthes1a
    anaesthes1a Female 18-29
    108 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    Lol i like to think of jesus in a tuxedo shirt.
  70. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    Lol "I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger"
  71. Profile photo of ladyzeppelin
    ladyzeppelin Female 13-17
    48 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    "Why are there school"

    Exactly.

  72. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    Haha what the hell. XD Love the dinosaur one.

    Makes me wonder, how does Google do this? Does someone purposely search a subject over and over to get it to bring up some of these random things?

  73. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    I can answer number three... You`ve been drinking way too much Mountain Dew Game Fuel. (The blue one.)
  74. Profile photo of Avernyia
    Avernyia Female 18-29
    40 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    Mwahaha! I submitted the second one!
  75. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    i am bored is second!
    but the one above it is even better :D
  76. Profile photo of breemarie19
    breemarie19 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    OMG ShadowDD13,
    so not cool.
    wtf, dude???
  77. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    god I love google
  78. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    I think the black kids one is a book title. And the dinosaur one is the best. :-)
  79. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    Green poop? Why you so low on the list?
    @Davy, that site is awesome.
  80. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    Way to be a racist loser ShadowDD13.
  81. Profile photo of sadieee--
    sadieee-- Female 13-17
    8 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    ahhahahaha,
  82. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    Google`s a trip
  83. Profile photo of pandaXtreme
    pandaXtreme Female 13-17
    101 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:32 am
    i litteraly laughed out loud XP
  84. Profile photo of Epicasaurus
    Epicasaurus Male 13-17
    42 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:39 am
    `Literally` is not the same as `seriously`. The more you know.
  85. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
    166 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:06 am
    Why are there school?
  86. Profile photo of solokatz
    solokatz Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:44 am
    Google ftw. if you havent got chrome yet get it! crazy fast!
  87. Profile photo of sothis
    sothis Female 18-29
    47 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:28 am
    wtf! haha. I like to think of jesus as a badger? Tape your thumbs together to be a dinosaur? Why do all the black pepole sit together in school? Who searchs this?
  88. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 6:59 am
    try "Why do my"...
  89. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:11 am
    "Why are there school?"

    Answers its own question.

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    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:05 am
    we made it! hooray!
  91. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    The "i am extremely" one is getting pretty old.
  92. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Your poop is green because you have been consuming too much purple in color.probably Gatorade or Kool-Aid
  93. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Why ARE barns red....!?
  94. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    "i like to think of jesus as a mysterious badger."

    what?

  95. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    rofl @ the first one. I did that once xD
  96. Profile photo of phco3
    phco3 Female 18-29
    220 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    another good one is "why do I"
  97. Profile photo of 2r
    2r Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Barns are traditionally red from the old days, when the only paint you could have was red.
  98. Profile photo of whatehpotato
    whatehpotato Female 13-17
    59 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Ok I`ve just picked myself up off the ground from laughing so much.
    Now I`m going to go tape my thumbs to my hands to know what it feels like to REALLY be a dinosaur.
    I want to be that dinosaur that has a long neck and eats plants, because they were pretty lol.
  99. Profile photo of darkdolly
    darkdolly Female 18-29
    7 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    gee...you know sometimes i do think of jesus as a mischievous badger
  100. Profile photo of vanillabear
    vanillabear Male 18-29
    174 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 6:31 am
    finally! someone has the courage to ask the questions i was to afraid to ask. thank you
  101. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    ROFL! Oh my god. *dies*
  102. Profile photo of lbp116
    lbp116 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    ahhh!! lol! wow. "I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would really like to be a dinosaur" That might possibly be the funniest thing I`ve ever read...lol.
  103. Profile photo of WWEdeadman
    WWEdeadman Male 13-17
    43 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 1:08 am
    There`s a whole website about this:
    http://www.gdumb.com/
  104. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    i lol`d
  105. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 1:31 am
    do the first one with other letters. it`s hilarious!!
  106. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    July 17, 2009 at 9:27 am
    In the last Google logo with the lightning. You can see a Triforce from Zelda between the L and the E. Why?
  107. Profile photo of airf50
    airf50 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 2:10 am
    me too!
  108. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 18, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    ha
  109. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    July 19, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    the one about black kids in the cafeteria is actually the title of a book. Otherwise there would probably not be so many results
  110. Profile photo of JRsDaisy
    JRsDaisy Female 30-39
    24 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 1:30 am
    On #3...`Why are there school" I think answers itself.
  111. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:50 am
    i`n not racist, but all the black kids sit together at my school. ALL OF THEM. i don`t get it
  112. Profile photo of 53044
    53044 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 10:48 am
    already seen 2 and 4.

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