24 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Why are the best signs always the most tasteless? Also, some of these signs are fairly NSFW. You"ve been warned.
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Male 233
lmao!

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Female 111
haha meat is murder tasy tasy murder, so true XD
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Male 330
**** u sushi is probably pronounced in a long U.
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Female 1,120
My fifth grade teacher`s name was mister bates.
So of course, we called him master bates, and he always laughed.
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Female 713
Turd Baby is my favorite.
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Male 224
I think I lived in that last place.
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Male 2,552
Love the Newcastle Tram-sign. ^^ Reminds me of a scene from "The Life of Brian" towards the end, when they`re going to be curcified, and one of the ones to be crucified makes a comment about the Romans.
Centurion: "Stop it!"
Prisoner: "Or what?"
C: "Or you`ll be in trouble!"
P: "Oh, thank goodness you said that, I thought I was in trouble already..."
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Male 395
I get it tratheyas (KFC)
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Female 265
lol turd baby...and tasty tasty murder lol
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Male 976
What if you can`t reach the button and can`t yell? I guess you`re pretty much f**ked then. :/
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Female 142
but it is actually pretty funny...

young dong.

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Female 142
Haha, tratheyas. Ha ha.
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Male 322
"Leave my park alone, dammit! :P
Big Bone Lick State Park is located in KY, I used to go there almost every week when I was a kid. And before you say, "*snort* what did you look at?" I looked at the decomposition cycle of a mammoth. It had the insides and everything. A bird ate it in the 6th stage. :P

(In case someone is too sensitive, my "anger" is in good fun. :P)"


...Big Bone Lick is in KY...

Please don`t tell me I`m the only one that laughed at the irony.

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Male 403
I bet the MasterBaiter is great at what he does, am I right?
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Female 901
Spleen had to be the best one. it was just so random. you expect the sex joke ones. but that was just "wtf" lol
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Female 250
ick means nasty or horrible....ewwww thats ickey!
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Female 414
haha i loved the "people are eating children in this area" omg
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Female 459
Leave my park alone, dammit! :P

Big Bone Lick State Park is located in KY, I used to go there almost every week when I was a kid. And before you say, "*snort* what did you look at?" I looked at the decomposition cycle of a mammoth. It had the insides and everything. A bird ate it in the 6th stage. :P

(In case someone is too sensitive, my "anger" is in good fun. :P)

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Male 3,296
Ick??

i think they meant it as an appled out Calvin klein

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Male 431
Hey Honey,
how does the Kum Bar sound?
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Female 668
that firealarm is locked! How does this help?!
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Female 609
i can`t decide which one is my favorite. hahha.
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Male 690
Some shopping esp. #10
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Male 1,375
mmmm new castle i would belly flop on your electrical wires as long as i got a delicious brown ale that you so fantastically produce
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Male 79
i used to live at those apartments in #20
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Female 131
i have a flyer i took from a condo whil i was on vacation that has a picture similar to # 20 with "no dog pooping" typed underneath.
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Male 190
I dunnot wanna know what they cut at the gay-cut..
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Male 287
Well if Scott Ian is now reduced to promoting a no-name barbeque product,the world has officially come to an end...whatever next;Joey Belladonna extolling the virtues of Chuckie Cheeze?! HAHAHAHA!!!
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Female 98
14 was edited... XP is says children are playing in this area
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Male 2,552
Instant Death; sure.

But Instant Death AND a $200 fine? NO WAY!

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Female 343
Lol Spleen Cafe? And i totally want to shop at Ick.
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Male 154
how well does the passenger ass tan place do? and can you be a non passenger to get one?
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Female 59
OMG WOW, the Spleen cafe!
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Male 645
"The last one is a SHOP, it actually says "Capri""

I know cursive handwriting can be hard to read but a shop?

I believe the sign says Crapi Apartments!

Ill be in number 18 if you need me.

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Male 372
lol the last one definitely doesn`t say "Capri" the r definitely comes after the C.
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Male 3,842
The last one is a SHOP, it actually says "Capri"
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Male 3
QUote from another one of these "Warning, edges of this sign are sharp, do not touch the edges of this sign)
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Male 679
The "no-chucking" one is just a sticker sold in a novelty store... it`s not a real sign.

And finding something wrong fudgeu-sushi is a real stretch. If there was a space in there, okay...

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Female 1,199
Okay these were great! XD
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Male 240
fudgeU-SHUSHI
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Male 8,302
LMAO NegOne, a worthy addition to the post.
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Female 5,222
tasty tasty murder.. mmmmm
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Male 2,582
You forgot;
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Male 1,584
Haha, most of these were just because of the fact they weren`t english. But, there was no excuse for Crapi apartments however, i mean, its obviously not foreign, there`s a US mail truck parked infront
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Male 75
haha. Turd Baby.
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Male 2,582
I have seen a lot of kids sporting the Gay Cut haircut lately.
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Male 553
I wish to rent in Crapi apartments :)
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Male 174
fudge u sushi!
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Male 8,302
And if you try to avoid your $200 fine by committing suicide, the penalty goes up to hanging! So there!
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Male 694
everyone knows that "Passenger Ass Tan" was messed with right? normally its "ASSisTANce" lol
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Male 4,793
lmfao at the crapi apartments!!!!
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Female 582
Hahaha! I know that Cum Park Plaza sign -- it`s right downt he road from me in NC.
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Male 330
On the "for help" sigh... are they talking about help with the firealarm?
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Female 1,264
Wow, Japanese certainly smoke huge cigarretes.
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Female 20
cheeky mr.cock ey? haha
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Female 895
Bet you Crapi apartments is next door to Happy Dining Ghetto.
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Male 4,867
lol they all fail
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Female 88
I`ve seen Caskets N`More in bright flourescent orange letters. It was pretty sad.....
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Female 280
So I am on this site from time to time whenever I am....well bored I guess lol...
Anyway I was on here today just like any other day when I have to much time on my hands and what do I find on this page but "cum park plaza"!!!!!!! I live in Burlington NC and Cum Park Plaza is about 10min from my house!!!! I was so surprised to actually see it on here lol
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Female 572
gotta love it
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Male 3,755
TheBenighted, "cuz japan is in europe aswell...
You really owerwhelm us with your knowledge crabcake"

You don`t get it.

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Female 9,557
Why foreign people rock!
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Male 85
cuz japan is in europe aswell...
You really owerwhelm us with your knowledge crabcake
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Male 462
I cringed at the thought of having a rooster clot. Also, my global teacher didn`t know what Engrish was even though we had to read about it. That was one helluva year.
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Male 1,835
i love the customer ass[is]tan[ce] sign
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Male 15,510
Nope, he mean "Engrish" as in this
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Female 397
"engrish" LOL! you must be japanese, too.
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Male 4,680
"Pump `n` Munch" is probably the best engrish sign I`ve ever seen. So brilliantly simple...
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Male 194
Yo mudda where do you live, dawg?
Oh yeah I be living up in Crapi Apartments!
Oh dooood you just gotchyo ass clowwned dawg. Shiiyyyyit! You gon get trucked up in da ghetto dawg!

Boredom is great.

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Male 149
`Why is there such an inclination for other cultures to butcher the English language?`

I don`t know. Our `u`s must have all drowned in the Atlantic on their way over too.

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Male 382
Why is there such an inclination for other cultures to butcher the English language?
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Male 795
LOL. That fudgeU sushi is in Japan Town on Fillmore in San Francisco.
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Male 7,933
ass train you say?
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Male 5,189
Lawls. Loved em.
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Female 2,509
altaur, if you have to explain it, it`s not funny
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Female 523
hahaha master baiter and turd baby
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Female 178
***falls over***

I live -right- by those apartments Lol

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Male 420
"I honestly don`t get the fudgeu-Sushi...

Explain please? "


fudge U SUSHI

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Male 11,739
I bet those really are Crapi apartments.
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Male 965
I think Turd Baby wins.
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Male 3,482
I honestly don`t get the fudgeu-Sushi...

Explain please?

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Male 12,138
Two more, taken by own fair hand. Gotta love Holland.

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Male 3,755
Did you guys know that a bunghole is actually a hole poked into a wine barrel in order to taste it? I saw it on Dirty Jobs, so people probably already know.
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Male 15,510

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Male 432
Pump n` munch is right down the street from me! How positively exciting!
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Male 1,140
some of these are too much to believe, but man they`re funny.
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Female 241
cum park plaza looks fake.
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Male 1,629
missing this one. in salem mass its real ive been there many times

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Female 15,763
I went to the turd baby website. Some of the only English on there says,

"It’s a kind of capsule toy I bought from a bubblegum machine and Japanese call it GASHAPON."

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Female 5,139
lol "people are eating children"

oh man xD

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Female 179
meh its ok love the red button one
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Male 690
crapi apartments lol
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Male 20,825
Link: 24 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics] [Rate Link] - Why are the best signs always the most tasteless? Also, some of these signs are fairly NSFW. You`ve been warned.
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