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Date: 07/07/09 07:50 PM

93 Responses to 24 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:42 am
    Link: 24 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs - Why are the best signs always the most tasteless? Also, some of these signs are fairly NSFW. You`ve been warned.
  2. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:20 am
    crapi apartments lol
  3. Profile photo of bunniesRus
    bunniesRus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:29 am
    meh its ok love the red button one
  4. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:31 am
    lol "people are eating children"

    oh man xD

  5. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:31 am
    I went to the turd baby website. Some of the only English on there says,

    "It’s a kind of capsule toy I bought from a bubblegum machine and Japanese call it GASHAPON."

  6. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:32 am
    missing this one. in salem mass its real ive been there many times

  7. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:34 am
    cum park plaza looks fake.
  8. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:44 am
    some of these are too much to believe, but man they`re funny.
  9. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Pump n` munch is right down the street from me! How positively exciting!
  10. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:45 am

  11. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:53 am
    Did you guys know that a bunghole is actually a hole poked into a wine barrel in order to taste it? I saw it on Dirty Jobs, so people probably already know.
  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:57 am
    Two more, taken by own fair hand. Gotta love Holland.

  13. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:00 am
    I honestly don`t get the fudgeu-Sushi...

    Explain please?

  14. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:03 am
    I think Turd Baby wins.
  15. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:05 am
    I bet those really are Crapi apartments.
  16. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:10 am
    "I honestly don`t get the fudgeu-Sushi...

    Explain please? "


    fudge U SUSHI

  17. Profile photo of angelbrat
    angelbrat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:11 am
    ***falls over***

    I live -right- by those apartments Lol

  18. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:16 am
    altaur, if you have to explain it, it`s not funny
  19. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:16 am
    hahaha master baiter and turd baby
  20. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:34 am
    ass train you say?
  21. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:38 am
    LOL. That fudgeU sushi is in Japan Town on Fillmore in San Francisco.
  22. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Why is there such an inclination for other cultures to butcher the English language?
  23. Profile photo of Armitage
    Armitage Male 18-29
    149 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    `Why is there such an inclination for other cultures to butcher the English language?`

    I don`t know. Our `u`s must have all drowned in the Atlantic on their way over too.

  24. Profile photo of Stuff_To_Do
    Stuff_To_Do Male 18-29
    194 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Yo mudda where do you live, dawg?
    Oh yeah I be living up in Crapi Apartments!
    Oh dooood you just gotchyo ass clowwned dawg. Shiiyyyyit! You gon get trucked up in da ghetto dawg!

    Boredom is great.

  25. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    "Pump `n` Munch" is probably the best engrish sign I`ve ever seen. So brilliantly simple...
  26. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    "engrish" LOL! you must be japanese, too.
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Nope, he mean "Engrish" as in this
  28. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    i love the customer asstan sign
  29. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    I cringed at the thought of having a rooster clot. Also, my global teacher didn`t know what Engrish was even though we had to read about it. That was one helluva year.
  30. Profile photo of TheBenighted
    TheBenighted Male 18-29
    85 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    cuz japan is in europe aswell...
    You really owerwhelm us with your knowledge crabcake
  31. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    Why foreign people rock!
  32. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    TheBenighted, "cuz japan is in europe aswell...
    You really owerwhelm us with your knowledge crabcake"

    You don`t get it.

  33. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    gotta love it
  34. Profile photo of doZer_roZZ
    doZer_roZZ Female 18-29
    280 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    So I am on this site from time to time whenever I am....well bored I guess lol...
    Anyway I was on here today just like any other day when I have to much time on my hands and what do I find on this page but "cum park plaza"!!!!!!! I live in Burlington NC and Cum Park Plaza is about 10min from my house!!!! I was so surprised to actually see it on here lol
  35. Profile photo of rschinkel
    rschinkel Female 13-17
    88 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    I`ve seen Caskets N`More in bright flourescent orange letters. It was pretty sad.....
  36. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    lol they all fail
  37. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    Bet you Crapi apartments is next door to Happy Dining Ghetto.
  38. Profile photo of amyjayne
    amyjayne Female 18-29
    20 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    cheeky mr.cock ey? haha
  39. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Wow, Japanese certainly smoke huge cigarretes.
  40. Profile photo of Ace2309
    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    On the "for help" sigh... are they talking about help with the firealarm?
  41. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    Hahaha! I know that Cum Park Plaza sign -- it`s right downt he road from me in NC.
  42. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    lmfao at the crapi apartments!!!!
  43. Profile photo of faaaaq
    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    everyone knows that "Passenger Ass Tan" was messed with right? normally its "ASSisTANce" lol
  44. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    And if you try to avoid your $200 fine by committing suicide, the penalty goes up to hanging! So there!
  45. Profile photo of goldspot7
    goldspot7 Male 13-17
    174 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    fudge u sushi!
  46. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    I wish to rent in Crapi apartments :)
  47. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    I have seen a lot of kids sporting the Gay Cut haircut lately.
  48. Profile photo of eflcotw
    eflcotw Male 13-17
    75 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    haha. Turd Baby.
  49. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Haha, most of these were just because of the fact they weren`t english. But, there was no excuse for Crapi apartments however, i mean, its obviously not foreign, there`s a US mail truck parked infront
  50. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    You forgot;
  51. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    tasty tasty murder.. mmmmm
  52. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    LMAO NegOne, a worthy addition to the post.
  53. Profile photo of ninjabot
    ninjabot Male 13-17
    241 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    fudgeU-SHUSHI
  54. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    Okay these were great! XD
  55. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    The "no-chucking" one is just a sticker sold in a novelty store... it`s not a real sign.

    And finding something wrong fudgeu-sushi is a real stretch. If there was a space in there, okay...

  56. Profile photo of Nabal
    Nabal Male 18-29
    3 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 12:24 am
    QUote from another one of these "Warning, edges of this sign are sharp, do not touch the edges of this sign)
  57. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 1:35 am
    The last one is a SHOP, it actually says "Capri"
  58. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 2:01 am
    lol the last one definitely doesn`t say "Capri" the r definitely comes after the C.
  59. Profile photo of stifler
    stifler Male 30-39
    162 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 2:20 am
    "The last one is a SHOP, it actually says "Capri""

    I know cursive handwriting can be hard to read but a shop?

    I believe the sign says Crapi Apartments!

    Ill be in number 18 if you need me.

  60. Profile photo of whatehpotato
    whatehpotato Female 13-17
    59 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 2:45 am
    OMG WOW, the Spleen cafe!
  61. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 4:02 am
    how well does the passenger ass tan place do? and can you be a non passenger to get one?
  62. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 5:29 am
    Lol Spleen Cafe? And i totally want to shop at Ick.
  63. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 5:53 am
    Instant Death; sure.

    But Instant Death AND a $200 fine? NO WAY!

  64. Profile photo of Hotubs
    Hotubs Female 13-17
    98 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:20 am
    14 was edited... XP is says children are playing in this area
  65. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Well if Scott Ian is now reduced to promoting a no-name barbeque product,the world has officially come to an end...whatever next;Joey Belladonna extolling the virtues of Chuckie Cheeze?! HAHAHAHA!!!
  66. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:09 am
    I dunnot wanna know what they cut at the gay-cut..
  67. Profile photo of samenamegame
    samenamegame Female 18-29
    131 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:53 am
    i have a flyer i took from a condo whil i was on vacation that has a picture similar to # 20 with "no dog pooping" typed underneath.
  68. Profile photo of rgu3t0
    rgu3t0 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:07 am
    i used to live at those apartments in #20
  69. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:15 am
    mmmm new castle i would belly flop on your electrical wires as long as i got a delicious brown ale that you so fantastically produce
  70. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Some shopping esp. #10
  71. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 10:39 am
    i can`t decide which one is my favorite. hahha.
  72. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 11:32 am
    that firealarm is locked! How does this help?!
  73. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Hey Honey,
    how does the Kum Bar sound?
  74. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Ick??

    i think they meant it as an appled out Calvin klein

  75. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Leave my park alone, dammit! :P

    Big Bone Lick State Park is located in KY, I used to go there almost every week when I was a kid. And before you say, "*snort* what did you look at?" I looked at the decomposition cycle of a mammoth. It had the insides and everything. A bird ate it in the 6th stage. :P

    (In case someone is too sensitive, my "anger" is in good fun. :P)

  76. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    haha i loved the "people are eating children in this area" omg
  77. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    ick means nasty or horrible....ewwww thats ickey!
  78. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    Spleen had to be the best one. it was just so random. you expect the sex joke ones. but that was just "wtf" lol
  79. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    I bet the MasterBaiter is great at what he does, am I right?
  80. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    "Leave my park alone, dammit! :P
    Big Bone Lick State Park is located in KY, I used to go there almost every week when I was a kid. And before you say, "*snort* what did you look at?" I looked at the decomposition cycle of a mammoth. It had the insides and everything. A bird ate it in the 6th stage. :P

    (In case someone is too sensitive, my "anger" is in good fun. :P)"


    ...Big Bone Lick is in KY...

    Please don`t tell me I`m the only one that laughed at the irony.

  81. Profile photo of w31rd0
    w31rd0 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    Haha, tratheyas. Ha ha.
  82. Profile photo of w31rd0
    w31rd0 Female 13-17
    142 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    but it is actually pretty funny...

    young dong.

  83. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 3:18 am
    What if you can`t reach the button and can`t yell? I guess you`re pretty much f**ked then. :/
  84. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 9:42 am
    lol turd baby...and tasty tasty murder lol
  85. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    I get it tratheyas (KFC)
  86. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    July 10, 2009 at 4:38 am
    Love the Newcastle Tram-sign. ^^ Reminds me of a scene from "The Life of Brian" towards the end, when they`re going to be curcified, and one of the ones to be crucified makes a comment about the Romans.
    Centurion: "Stop it!"
    Prisoner: "Or what?"
    C: "Or you`ll be in trouble!"
    P: "Oh, thank goodness you said that, I thought I was in trouble already..."
  87. Profile photo of Dover78
    Dover78 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    July 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    I think I lived in that last place.
  88. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 7:54 am
    Turd Baby is my favorite.
  89. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    My fifth grade teacher`s name was mister bates.
    So of course, we called him master bates, and he always laughed.
  90. Profile photo of Ace2309
    Ace2309 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    **** u sushi is probably pronounced in a long U.
  91. Profile photo of Tiffany1988
    Tiffany1988 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    July 31, 2009 at 7:36 am
    haha meat is murder tasy tasy murder, so true XD
  92. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 8:04 am
    lmao!

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