21 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Why are the best signs always the most tasteless? Also, some of these signs are fairly NSFW. You"ve been warned.
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Female 34
Lmfao (:
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Female 135
hahaha!!! Number five is hilarious, as is 11 and 19. lol and is number nine supposed to be nazis gone wild?
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Female 12
Truly awesome.
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Female 21
hahahaha
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Male 55
LOL
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Female 408
"the secret of happiness is"
hahha
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Female 26
i noticed a typo in numberr five.. repestect?? lol.
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Female 26
hahahhahha funnniestt thing ive seen all dayy... lol "pull down your pants and graphitti your ass!!" i love #12 too.. hahh
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Male 2,344
Lol #12. I saw something very similar here before. It went from $19.99 to $19.98.
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Male 5
im in 6th grade!!!!!!!!! and its true
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Female 304
haha You know some 6th grader`s laughing his butt off at #18
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Female 778
sahjan - it says cleance, not clearance.
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Female 213
Erm, #4, what? I don`t get it. >.>
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Female 67
#18- FAIL.
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Male 2,688
First off, what guy ISN`T a bad boy by that standard? And the last one is AWESO... <~intentional
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Male 10
I think I read about the "ambulant" one, # 7, in the Metro; locals have no idea what the signs supposed to mean.
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Male 9,305
I must be a verrrrrrrrrrrrry baaaaad boy then. Muahahaha. :D
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Male 135
#14- The logical thing to do would be to turn right at a 45 degree angle.
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Male 311
#7 the fact they needed a sign for that means that it has happened b4

#19 a bunghole is the hole in the barrels of liquor

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Female 2,289
I love the last one!
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Female 173
gah, i really need to find out what that last sign says.
i must know what the secret of happiness is *-*
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Female 1,158
the last makes me sad.

i need to know!

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Female 5,222
lmao these were all pretty funny
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Male 686
I love the last one.
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Female 211
And the secret to intergalactic travel!
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Male 16
I AM SO ROBBING THAT WALGREENS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 34
"the secret to happiness is t-" someone was selfish and didn`t want to share lol
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Female 837
I`m loving all of the cars in 15. They`re all so pretty. :)
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Female 1,008
@rjmccrthy
Hivemind!
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Female 1,008
"Im pretty sure milf sign is fake, the M font on Milf looks totally diff then the M font on Mothers"

That`s beacause the "M" on "Mother`s" is actually a "W"

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Male 62
@jzj74 First "M" is an upside down "W":-P
I don`t think all of those were tasteless. Some were just downright clever.
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Male 1
Im pretty sure milf sign is fake, the M font on Milf looks totally diff then the M font on Mothers
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Male 169
Lmao. These are pretty good...I swear I`ve seen Bunghole liquors once.
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Female 312
Most of these pictures are full of win.
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Female 118
I think the secret is T... Mr. T!!!
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Female 209
A good boy always sleeps with his hands above the covers!!!! so funny!
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Male 3
Bunghole Liquors is real, thats a pic from my town.
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Male 2,125
What`s the secret!?!? I must know o_o
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Female 4
the liquor store is real. but its not as bad as you make it out to be. Bunghole is the hole in the wine or beer barrel where they fill it and insert the stopper to ship it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunghole
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Male 79
WAIT!!! what`s the secret!?
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Male 4,680
The no shirt one is genius.
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Female 265
lol...i love the washing dishes note...i totally know that feeling
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Male 5,094
I just love the last one.
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Male 188
It is not okay to trick construction workers into getting pooped on by having your buddy piss down the other manhole.
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Female 39
no 2 - i`m sure Jesus will be happy to hear that when he gets here.
No4` ha ! no such as thing as cleance, you pay full price !!
No 6. Don`t S*it dumplings, while your friend pisses on a mole !
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Male 121
Store manager: "Owen, what are you doing with that cookie dough?"
Owen: Nothing!
Manager: Ok, but put your pants back on.
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Male 243
wait, now it`s only 148.99?!! what a bargain!! lol
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Male 2,552
Oh right. Graphity. Graffiti. Aha.
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Male 2,552
It really is too much to comment on everything. Would love to, but would take ages. But my favourite was number 5. What did someone actually do? Did they take a dump in someone else`s apartment or something?
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Female 324
I would like to enjoy a warm cookie warmed by Owen and a personal helper monkey.
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Male 1,596
the secret to happiness is telescopes.
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Male 6
For the one that people thing is a swastika, it`s not. The man there is Japanese, and I just looked it up, club Camelot is in Japan. They use English writing sometimes there for certain things. The symbol is called the Manji and it`s a Buddhist thing. It represents dharma. I just thought that I should clarify that.
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Male 3,425
Lol, some of those were awesome. Too many to comment on.
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Male 976
1. lol @ the tasty cookie

2. Those Nazis sure are a wild bunch!

3. I wonder how many people knocked on the apartment manager`s door just because they didn`t like that sign since it was horribly misspelled?

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Female 3
Lol awesome, most of those were pretty good. xD
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Female 179
HAHAHAHA they were all great i laughed mostly at the sales one was 149 now 148.99
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Male 191
dope boy 420 the seceret of happiness is...oh crap gtg tell you later
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Male 1,129
I like the men no shirt no service women no shirt free drinks.
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Male 513

A flower shop down the road from my house was selling "annual plants, and perennial shrubs" (along with other things... but someone changed the sign to "anal plants and penis rubs". lol
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Female 109
"Number 5 nearly killed me... and I thought he was talking about "gravity" at first, saying how it pulls people`s pants down, and that he`d come walk around with his pants down at their building too o.O Graffiti makes more sense ^^"
I continued thinking that until I read your comment and was like "Ohhhhhh"
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Male 480
WTF IS THE SECRET TO HAPPINESS!!!!
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Male 844
tekno, owned.
Negative one, 1up.
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Female 55
adult penis....oddly enough....there was a condom ad on the page...
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Male 2,582
"Tekno
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
1113 Posts Tuesday, July 28, 2009 7:18:50 PM
The McDonald`s down the road from my house had their sign saying "TRY AN ANUS DELUXE". I just about swerved off the road laughing! I should`ve taken a picture."
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You sure about that? You sure you didn`t just see it on the web?
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Male 772
Number 5 nearly killed me... and I thought he was talking about "gravity" at first, saying how it pulls people`s pants down, and that he`d come walk around with his pants down at their building too o.O Graffiti makes more sense ^^
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Male 838
Is #1 really asking people to butt-f*ck a chicken man? Really?
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Female 627
I think the "graphity" one is from R.I. Prospect Park is a place in R.I. where there is a lot of graffiti.
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Male 5,189
"I dont get #4."

It says Cleance.

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Male 5,189
drat!!! What is the secret to happiness? Oh yea. Weed!! :-)
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Male 658
And a decrease in its use everywhere. Along with the name "Adolf."
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Male 5
But, it was also chosen by Hitler, which caused many people to believe the Swastika meant pro-Nazism.
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Male 5
@deathxtra
It`s supposed to be Clearance.

The Swastika means Peace for many Asian cultures, so I think it was referring to that.

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Male 2,788
I dont get #4.
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Female 62
Swastika, thunder..
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Male 113
@thundermonk How about the big swastika?
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Female 1,211
The McDonald`s down the road from my house had their sign saying "TRY AN ANUS DELUXE". I just about swerved off the road laughing! I should`ve taken a picture.
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Female 21
I live down the street from Bunghole Liquors. I have to drive my grandfather by it everytime he visits so he can get a good laugh.
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Male 126
whats wrong with number 9?
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Male 2,703
the prepaid phone one isn`t as bad as the ad from Home Depot. batteries: was 9.98, now 10.98 (with a sign above, "price reduced"). and they price checked at $10.98 so lots of idiocracy.
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Male 658
And your genitals get lonely.
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Male 720
But then your hands get cold...
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Male 326
so true, skabashas!
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Female 961
lol the last one rocks
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Male 1,381
i LOVE the last one!!
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Male 1,256
Telltale signs that the author of #5 is at least 70 years old:

1. Comic Sans
2. Horrible formatting
3. Caps Lock
4. They still use VHS tapes
5. All the misspelled words sound most natural when said in an "Old Man Smithers" sort of accent.
6. A desire to keep youngsters from doing that which they love.
7. Packaging tape

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Female 470
is...what? WHAT?!?! WHAT IS ITTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Male 741
I haven`t slept with my hands above the covers since I was 8!
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Female 63
walgreens sign... i wonder if that`s really the combo
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Male 4,793
haha, that complete grammar fail of a sign, i would have spellchecked that with a red pen. whoever wrote the sign woulda been pissed yet felt like a complete retard. then i would have made my own sign, and put it up, the sign would ask people to at least read/spellcheck their angry signs before plastering them on the wall. i woulda had fun with it ^^
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Male 256
Sleep with hands above the covers. Damn that`s what I`ve been doing wrong.
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Male 1,882
Was: $149, Now: $148.99

ALL RIGHT!

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Female 26
cookie warmed in owen. :O
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Male 104
DAMN IT! I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS!
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Female 931
the last one is win
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Female 668
#1...What what in the Chicken butt?
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Female 761
Jesus is coming to kill everyone lol blunt but true repent bitches lol. LOL at the Walgreens one.
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Female 572
omg "Dear slobs"... I am laughing SO hard!!
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Female 1,264
"personal helper monkeys"
I want ten of those XD
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Female 9,572
What is #1?
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Female 713
I just learned what a bunghole was while watching dirty jobs. And I hope Prospect Park isn`t Prospect Park, PA. Although I wouldn`t be surprised. It took me a while to realize what "graphity" was.
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Male 308
technically the 2nd one is wrong. jesus wont kill everyone who isnt a born again christian. he will just leave them, for the devil to have his fun with (Mwahahahahahaah)

i hate how these pooty christians ruin christianity for everyone else... damn

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Male 1,375
inchworm you`re one strange strange character
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Female 460
#1.. Is that a chicken..? o__o
#5.. Well at least they spelled `management` right.

The rest.. my goodness..

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Male 136
That blond boy was ME when I was about 13 and mama told me "Ronnie, what that picture say above yer heads there?" She hit me in the face with a shoe and I couldnt` even answer that its about keepin yer hands off yer stuff but anywho she stopped that that night-- she scared me so bad I couldnt` even finish the job (of answering her question I means)
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Female 250
Oh and the sercet to happyiness is pizza.
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Female 250
That was amazing. I lol`d at most of them.
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Male 1,403
that blonde boy is not a good boy.

and what is the secret to happiness?!?!?

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Male 338
owen can keep his gross cookie...
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Male 1,347
why does chicken man need anal insertion? and owen can keep his tasty `cookies` to himself
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Female 895
lmfao!
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Male 612
what is the secret of happiness?!?! AHHHHH
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Male 815
#5 burned my eyes!! where are the grammar nazis when you need `em?
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Male 3
I love the "free take one" picture
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Male 221
LOL the one in the bar is classic! I wonder if they follow that policy...
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Male 3,755
We have a Phat Dong Vietnamese Restaurant around here.
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Female 523
hahaha what a bargain $148.99!!
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Male 104
Lovin` the "Free, take one!" sign. Genius.
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Male 10,440
the guy in the blue pajamas is masturbating, staring at the guy in green.

Some of those were very funny.
I`d throw rotten vegetables at #2.

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Male 439
Lol, bunghole liquor ^^
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Male 1,072
In others words don`t bash one off when u should be sleeping
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Female 4
ha. bunghole liquors is in salem, massachusetts. i always giggle when i drive past it, even if it`s something i`ve been aware of for years.
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Female 519
LoLz at Fortitude`s comment.
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Male 1,064
i always sleeps with his hands below the covers
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Male 144
#19 bunghole may sound funny but it is actually the proper name for a hole used to fill/empty a barrel. my guess is the owner of the store was new to English so to him, bunghole seemed like an appropriate name for a liquor store
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Male 516
*knocks on appt. 2B*
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Male 2,552
That "FREE! TAKE ONE! ; THANKS!" picture is awesome!
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Male 254
In #20, notice how the other kid is fast asleep?? Bet the one with his hands above the covers is thinking "If only I could rub one off, that would help me sleep!!"
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Male 240
Haha that`s right, try one warmed in me.
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Male 438
I will never know the secret of happiness.
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Male 3,915
the blonde/brown haired kid in #20 is apparently not a good boy...

lmao @ "dear slobs"

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Female 262
"WTF is wrong with #20? I mean, who drinks water with a straw? That kid must have issues."

"You`re totally missing the point. It`s funny because they have an old radio and need to get with the times."

Lol double fail. The sign and the second kid`s expression make it funny.

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Male 1,685
Bunghole lickers...*sigh*
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Female 85
number nine is lame.
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Male 1,002
"WTF is wrong with #20? I mean, who drinks water with a straw? That kid must have issues."

You`re totally missing the point. It`s funny because they have an old radio and need to get with the times.

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Male 130
#11 was funny
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Male 1,378
good stuff
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Female 509
I was finally going to find out the secret to happines...
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Male 403
Lol combination to safe.
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Male 11,739
Some of them were not tasteless, just funny or dumb. I like the one telling people to wash their own dishes. Take that rich bitch!
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Male 1,764
WTF is wrong with #20? I mean, who drinks water with a straw? That kid must have issues.
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Male 1,918
LOL. #21 I guess we`ll never know
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Male 788
Combination to safe. haha
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Male 31
P.S. Bunghole Liqours is in Peabody, MA if anyone felt like visiting for their own photo ops
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Male 1,220
# twenty is the funniest thing i have ever seen.
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Male 31
My girlfriend`s apartment is right down the street from Bunghole Liqours. I always see people outside taking pictures. There`s a convenience store to the right. Last time I was at Bunghole Liqours I saw a 1 legged man who looked like Santa.

Note to self, take a picture of that next time.

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Male 897
If you are going to go to all the trouble of typing and printing out an angry note to people that leave graffiti on your building you might as well spell check it first. That note is just plain ridiculous.

I`m a bit concerned about the `cookie warmed in owen` sign...

Also, the note about people having to wash their own dishes was hilarious!

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Male 505
Where in the bible does it say that?
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Male 15,510
So funny no one takes the free ones
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Female 244
#21 .. I was so close to knowing!
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Male 1,357
no where in the bible does it say Jesus will kill all born again christians. In fact, technically, christians (inc. born again christians) are set to be persecuted and killed by the Antichrist when he rises in the End times, with the one world gov. Then christ will defeat the Antichrist in the second coming and reign for 1000 years. I drating hate fear mongers
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Male 394
#20 ... im not a bad boy? ... am i? :(
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Male 301
Daily lesson for all of you: The "nazi" symbol is actually quite ancient(much more so than the Nazis). It also stood for various things throughout the ages like peace and love. It was the Nazis who perverted its meaning. I`m sure the people that put pic 9 together knew that.
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Male 67
what`s so bad about the enterprise sign in #2? :-P
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Male 287
I would so correct the spelling on the "graphity" sign.
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Male 1
ive actually seen that sign with the two stick figures pissing and pooting...its in estonia. have the same photo on my digital camera. hell ya!
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Male 1,375
graffiti
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Male 525
What`s wrong with the toilet sign? lots of places have unisex toilets.
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Male 257
majority of them shop`d, am i right?
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Male 2,034
Whoever wrote #5 should be removed from the gene pool.
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Male 4,867
the secret of happiness is - NOOOOOOOO!!
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Female 107
Poor Owen. You can be damn sure I won`t be buying any chocolate cookies from them.
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Female 3,726
Is #5 REAL? No way...I mean I heard of high school drop out`s but elementary school drop out`s?
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Male 3,842
Ha ha ha, I`ve seen some before but others were new to me, and all were hilarious! One of the best posts in a while. 4 Stars!
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Female 97
OMG. really? Next to a Papa John`s? *fornicating* hell. I work there you *extremely nice ladies*!
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Male 689
HAHAHA warmed in owen
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Male 690
Several shopped, several just, meh. A couple of dumb cultural cringes, and some old old old stuff.
Thumbs down on this one, Fancy! Running out of stuff, man?
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Female 1,260
#5 is bringing out the spelling nazi in me - argh!
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Male 98
MY DAD IS CALLED OWEN D:
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Male 227
Oh no...right as I was about to learn the secret of happiness.
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Male 20,901
Link: 21 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs [Pics] [Rate Link] - Why are the best signs always the most tasteless? Also, some of these signs are fairly NSFW. You`ve been warned.
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